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karmicgalaxies · 6 months ago

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Bro wtf there’s some unidentifiable bug that’s laying twitching on the floor next to my front door cause my mom left for work and ig something flew in but every time I turn the light on it starts twitching and I’m scared it’s gon grow wings and fly right at me WTF 😭

#some banter #karm is a chatterbox #IM AFRAID OF BUGS #I HAVE A PHOBIA #IDK WHAT THIS IS #if it’s a wasp I’m gonna off myself bro #with the way my house is laid out I gotta walk past it to get a fly swatter and I don’t dare curb stomp it with one of my sneakers #CAUSE WHAT IF IT FLIES AT ME!!#I’m not gonna wake my poor grandpa up for this #I gotta go to bed and see if it’s still there in the morning #I think it’s dying though-#surely if it had wings it’d fly alr??#IM SUCH A PUSSY BUT I HATE BUGS I CANTT

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