#IM STILL LIKE ??!?? HUUUHHHH

[asherasgayagenda]

there is no pink adorable gnc killer idol there is pink adorable gnc killer forced to rap by feminists

ah that’s right that came up as one of the first things I was taught about the series

[twotales]

I'm so pissed im literally shaking

My mom and I couldn't find the vanilla extract and while checking the cabinets my step dad walks in and starts getting weird that my mom doesn't remember where it is when she is the one who put it away. He stands there just watching us before striding close to me very quickly

SD: You're looking in the wrong place (he said it very rudely as if we are fucking stupid for not knowing)

Then he opens a fucking cabinet above the microwave and there it is

He knew where it was and just watched us!?

Me: Well I don't live here. So how would I know that?

SD: I'm talking about your mother and how forgetful she is, when she put it away

Me: Well, everyone forgets, I do, my partner does.

Mom: SD is like a steel trap.

Me: I'm sure he forgets stuff too

So Im turning around and remember he forgot to put a power tool (A RECIPROCATING SAW WITH THE BLADE IN IT) away just this morning. (Found our kid sitting right next to it btw. AND I didn't even get super upset about it, I was very calm and was like "So this should be put away" he made sure to tell me like "oops, I forgot")

Me: You forgot that power tool just this morning. Remember? (I wasn't even mean more like "ohhhh yeah, that happend, great example to use.")

He gets super quiet and really still and just stares at me, like drilling his eyes into my soul and says

SD: You don't want to start this game with me do you?

HUUUHHHH WTF!??? WHAT GAME!?? I WAS STATING A FACT NOT TRYING TO START A FIGHT. MY TONE WASN'T EVEN ACCUSING

My mom just asked if we could stop this and I'm like still confused as fuck because START WHAT? what game WOULD WE BE PLAYING!? Everyone forgets except you? And I'm fighting by reminding him we're all hUMAn!???

And just yOU GOING TO WALK IN HERE, MAKE FUN OF MY MOM, BERATE HER AND ME, WATCH US LOOK FOR SOMETHING YOU KNOW THE LOCATION OF, AND THEN GET PISSED BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M MAKING FUN OF YOU!?

FUCK OFF

[lesboyroxannewolf]

huuuhhhh im gonna change my user back to catfishsailor hyperfix over but i still like dogday 👍

[fox-meat]

1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 9, 14, 15, 20, 21, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 41, 45, 51, 55, 64, 70, 72

SO MANY QUESTIONS thank you <3 SO sorry if I missed one, pls forgive me~

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Couch is usually easier, but a kitchen counter if I weren't too heavy would be amazing /)////(\ Like me sitting on it and making out with someone,, eeheehh idk why that always made my stomach do flips~

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: GOOD I mean I'm just gonna count the very light teasing I got last night >//< it was just some licking/biting and touching my chest, I looooved it and would love more~

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: VINCENT METZGER (From Boyfriend to Death 2) he could destroy me and I'd still be begging for more in the morning aaaaaaaaa,,,, Also Inuyasha, you can bite me I've wanted him to fuck me since I was like 14 and barely able to articulate what being fictosexual/romantic was and HERE WE ARE

5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Probably like the desert lmao??? Public I would be iffy on too unless it was like "Oh no we're in the back of a movie theatre and no one can hear/see us" or something, that would be fine hehe

6: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: The way my partner (Bovine) turned off the water on the bathtub of the house we used to live in. I have no excuse, idk what did it with that, but yeah. Also how my other partner (Canine) bowls, they go bowling and I just really enjoy watching and realized it's kind of hot ;//3 idk!!! .. ALSO (Helianthus) MY THIRD PARTNER he does this thing where I'll say something that's like almost sus, and it goes "Uh, huuuhhhh~?" so teasingly and I hate him (I love him)

7: How are you after a really good f$%k? COLD IM ALWAYS SO COLD I know like you should be all hot and sweaty but I'm just FREEZING every time

9: Tell me your wettest dream? Oh god I can't even think of a good one AAGGHHH okay one that comes to mind is I'm sitting on one partner's dick while the other is eating me out, and mind you I DO NOT like being eaten out inrl, insecurity and just not being able to relax enough to even TRY and enjoy it, so it was interesting, but god it was so NICE,,,,,,,,

14: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: It's not even sexy, it's just like dirty clothes I haven't put into my hamper or something LMAO I honestly wouldn't mind if people found my sex toys, you can pry my werewolf dildo from my cold, dead hands

15: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Stinky >:( … I also get called Fox Meat!

20: If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horny, where is that? Hmmmm either my neck or my thighs, if it's like an innocent touch. If it's like, foreplay, playing with my tits will go FAR <////< but like just being all coy yeah touching my thighs or my neck makes me go lightheaded eheheh,,,,

21: Has a guy/girl even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? Crowded? Nah not really. There was a guy back when I was like 13-14 who like, we were out at a bonfire by the river and he like pretended to look at my necklace, but while holding it his fingers were like against my boob LOL and then we got spooked by something cracking around us, and we were all looking like "Alright who's there?" and he started touching my thigh. It was a LITTLE sus but he was like just feeling me up (he was my age btw!) but yeah wasn't that crowded it was like, me, him, my best friend, these two other guys, and like another two girls that were friends I think?

25: Worst possible time to get horny: WORK.

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: YES I like it more when they growl, and I like any sounds they make if it's like right in my ear and breathing into it /)////(\

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Trying to be a power bottom. It is not the life for me LMAO I'm an okayish dom but nothing to brag about, I am MADE to be a total sub or a brat and that's about that. I'm a dom mostly through text not in actual practice ;3c

28: How much fapping is too much fapping: No amount is too much!

29: Best sexual complement you ever got: That I'm apparently good at giving head uwu !!! I will ride that high forever~ (and it was my one and only person I've ever given head to LMAO)

30: What do you think you and/or the opposite sex looks the sexiest in? Thigh highs are top tier no MATTER the gender or "sex", they're sexy and I love them, also really like those like mesh shirts and when people cover their nipples in tape OwO !!!!!!!!!

41: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Right now I'm listening to Your Eyes by Antent and honestly? I'd fuck to it.

45: Is there anything you do on the internet that you would not like your significant other to see? It's not sexy: Anything I've written in venting posts to myself. I need an OUTLET to yell out my frustrations and anger and bad thoughts, because otherwise I'll split and act irrationally and impulsively. Writing them out makes me reread them again and again, and realize what I want to do with those thoughts. DBT might be working, huh…

51: Do you like to have phone sex? I USED TO I'm really not a huge fan anymore? Like I don't mind sending voice clips of myself, but like, being live and jerking off just makes me squirm (/neg)

55: If you had a penis, what would you name it? That's a good question… I think I'd name it Danny Sexbang. It's fitting.

64: Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? AGGRESSIVE. I need someone who can take control and do whatever they want to me <3 I'm just a little plaything~

70: What should a guy first do when about to have sex with you? Ask LMAO but honestly just foreplay is VERY important with me. Even just some sexy talk over text, a little bit of grinding and feeling me up, trust me I'll be ready for it o////o

72: Favourite sexual things a guy/girl does to you thats not sex? Like I've mentioned, speaking/breathing/growling into my ear is a big one, kissing/licking my neck (or anywhere else, that's good shit, good shit), there's probably more I can't think of

Anyways THANK YOU BOVINE FOR THESE QUESTIONS ILY

[madmadmilk]

LOOOOLLLLLLL… the way that moms say whatever they wanna say to their daughters 🤪🙂😕😔

TW: body image… (feel free to scroll past >>>>)

(shirt is rolled to show what it's like to move around in a crop top lol it happens u know. i fix it sometimes.)

????????? listen ok I love my mom so much lol. She’s a hardworking and generous lady and a sweet soul. BUT LOL this lady feels like she say ANYTHING to me. (ME, specifically.)

i understand that sometimes it's word vomit or a lapse in impulse control cos i'm a "safe space/person" to her, but gahhh damn!!

i understand when she talks about other things, people, videos– or things that happen in her life cos i can understand that this is how she digests and views the world around her. it's never bad things, just like nurse stories and strange people she encounters: ya know.

but today!!! we're supposed to grab dinner and i walked into her room to ask her something and she doesn't even look at my face, just at my body and goes,

"is that what you're going to look like?"

lol girl.

HUUUHHHH???

recently, i started to weigh more than my mom. we're similar height and shapes, and sometimes ya know, it hurts the ego–– but i'm happy for her. it's shouldn't affect ME and MY well-being. we're different. that's it.

but i'm like wow that's quite horrible to say lol

it wasn't a comment on my outfit– though sometimes i know she's bothered when i don't wear a bra, if my cleavage is visible, or if something is tight on my stomach or if you can see my midriff (mind you i only wear high waisted things). it was a comment on my body!!! my tummy!!!

lol i try my best to love my body in every form that it takes, and obvi there are good and bad days but sheesh lol. im glad i can shrug it off (because i know how my mom communicates) but lol i should not have to be subjected to this??? all i did was walk into the room???

i shouldn't have to "hide" my belly, or dress in a "flattering" way to present myself to the world. lol i am already existing,, already here, i might as well dress myself that make me feel happy, comfortable, enriched lol.

rest assured, my self esteem is still intact, i'm fine. i know what i look like and i'm happy with how i dress and present myself haha. it's just sad to think that i hear my mom's words and understand how she places "value" on aspects of physical appearance.

it's a lame POV tbh.

ofc we all wanna be 'pretty' and 'photogenic' but i'm living for myself. not for a camera or any external approval. only person i wanna impress [with my looks] and be adored by [for my strength] is myself lol.

also!! like putting aside whether or not this is a "good outfit"... i was just standing there lol. like, you can say you hate my pants and i'll be like "ok i'll go change". but when you point at a body part its like "lol ok i'm fucked i guess"

who cares if a lil belly rolls over? or if u can see panty lines? or if my tummy touches my thighs? lol that's my body bro

just hm.

i love my mom but that was rude lmao

***also camera can still be deceiving so i can't trust myself lmao. idk if i actually look like that, but ya know. i don't feel bad about myself so i don't need any praise or criticism for /how i see myself/. it's just there lol i live to accessorize myself and i'm happy