#IM RUNNING AROUND DOING LAPS

[cherubluver]

when i die tattoo this on my forehead please

Im sorry I do this to every fandom im in

[skitskatdacat63]

I don't think I can ever emotionally recover from these

[p4nishers]

HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

[laurzvahll]

GUYS LOOOOKK PLS WHAT MY BFF @ootttteerr DREW FOR ME IM CRYING AND SCREWMING AND DYING RIGHR NOOOWWW AAAAHHHHHGGGGGG

[berryblu-soda]

Anyways update i just didnt bother to post earlier:

fr God is good and the whole car crash my parents got into last week was so incredibly mild in terms of injuries!!!! worst was a bruised knee im pretty sure

ALSO-

*taps mic* HUG YOUR FREAKING LOVED ONES OR SO HELP ME!!!!!!!

[dyke-mecha]

Wahhhh wahhhh wahhhh person who's doing hot press with me today don't leave me waiting. Please let me work. Please.

[lehguru]

If i wrote another brazil hinata thing on a scale of 1-10 how disappointed yall would be

[stsapphos]

perhaps im not immune to the chinese guys yaoi

[spookydetective]

i fucking hate theater

[johnskinda-vibin101]

Bought some boots at my thrift store AND GOD DO I UNDERSTAND WHY FRIENDS DO PHOTOSHOOTS NOW 😭😭😭 I FEEL THE WAY I WAS TOLD IM SUPPOSED TO FEEL WITH MAKEUP/HEELS/WIGS AND SHIT (not saying they're bad, it's just I've always been a typa tomboy kinda creature and those weren't enough for me, love yall 🫶) I CAN FEEL THE POWER IN MY FEET, ON MY TOES, MY LEGS FEEL LIKE THEYRE MADE OF STEEL WITH THESE BOOTS ON !!!! I legitimately had a brief sprint when I was out with my sister earlier to get her laundry cus I felt so... Idk how else to say it

Free

I include the photoshoot line since I'm genuinely starting to consider just having my sister take pictures of me or something with these on cus like I FEEL SO GOOD WITH THEM, EVEN AS IM TYPING THIS OUT ON THE TOILER LIKE I'm not even joking they make me feel so confident. And it means a lot to me to consider a photoshoot cus I fucking HATE seeing myself in photos: I look like someone who got pissed off earlier in the day and is trying to ignore it with a pained smile on their face, so I really wanna know what I look like while I wear these boots, THEYRE SOOOOO FUN !!!!

[ravensmadreads]

I'M SORRY WHAT-

okay charnie please PLEASE I KNOW WE ALL HAVE DISCUSSED THIS

porn star!Din AU WITH HIS HUMONGOUS DICK and even getting prizes for his performance OMGGGGGG THE DREAM!!!!!!!

A/N: PORN STAR SHIT.

Din Meatpackin’ Djarin has won 56 AVN awards within the first five years of his career.

He’s won Best Actor and Best Supporting Actor and even Best Director even though he didn’t direct any of the films he was in or anything period. He’s directed his Only Fans - I guess.

Whatever. What’s important is that:

He’s got a 12-inch cock and fucks like a freight train. 

You’re just a PA trying to make a buck because this is Tinseltown babes and you’re living in a studio apartment with four other girls and three rats. You feel like you’re just losing money because you keep getting parking tickets. The studio won’t pay and this is the damn Valley sis so you better ride the bus if you can’t find a patch of street without restrictions.

You keep to the shadows - bringing people their coffees and colonics and condoms. Anal beads. Lube. Green juice. Panda Express take-out. You doubt that’s a good idea when the title of this film is Ass Destruction IV. 

By the end of the day - you are a sweaty mess. You smell like KY and Orange Chicken. 

One of the assistants tells you to bring Din his Dr. Pepper. He has a thing for Dr. Pepper. No one knows why, but he’s the STAR bebe so get with it.

You step into his dressing room and Din is spread out on his couch. His silk robe hanging open and his monster-cock just resting between his legs. He looks like he’s coated in a thin film of sweat - his dark hair combed back - his muscles flexing from having just railed seven people. 

“You’re new?” he drawls - his dark eyes blinking at you. His lashes curled and sooty and honestly to die for. 

“Yes,” you reply as you hand him his soda.

He sits up - grabbing your wrist - thumb smoothing over your knuckles as he presses into the flesh. He stares up at you, pink tongue sweeping over his full lower lip.

“Ever fucked a porn star?” he asks as he drags you forward.

[kk0n]

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[bunnis-monsters]

NSFW

cw: dubcon, size difference, belly bulge

Getting trapped in a dark cave had been scary enough WITHOUT the gigantic titanoboa naga staring at you from the entrance.

“Mmm…”

He slithered closer, laying flat on his belly so he could get a good look at you. His tongue flicked out, lapping at your cheek.

You were too terrified to scream or run away, so you stared up at him in terror. Though he was huge, he made no moves to crush or swallow you whole.

“How cute…”

A strange purring sound filled the cave as he flicked his forked tongue out again. His lower half rubbed against the cave ground, and two cocks sprung out of his slit.

He tilted his head, blinking before reaching out pick you up by the back of your shirt. Now, you struggled like your life depended on it.

“N-no, please don’t! Let me go!”

This was it, you were going to be devoured whole! You squeezed your eyes shut, ready for the worst…

But instead of being swallowed, you felt something warm and stuck slide between your thighs, rubbing against your soft skin. The naga grunted, his body vibrating with purrs as he moved your back and forth.

When you opened your eyes, your face became hot with embarrassment as you realized the situation you were in.

He was rubbing you against one of his cocks while he pumped the other in his hand. His face was flushed, his cocks leaking precum.

“W-what are you doing!?”

You whined, one of the cocks kept pressing against your panties, his precum soaking through the thin fabric. It was almost shameful how good his cum smelled…

“Getting you ready to breed…”

Your panties were easily ripped off, the very tip of one of his cock rubbing against your hole, tiny compared to the thing he wanted to shove in you.

“Y-you can’t, it won’t fit!”

He nuzzled his head against your face. If he had been any less gentle, he may have broken your neck.

“Doesn’t have to fit…”

With that, he began pushing the very tip in, slowly thrusting it into you. You yelped at the sudden stretch, barely able to fit the tip at all in your small, fat cunt.

“C-can’t!” You blubbered, whining as he continued rubbing and thrusting against you. “Too much!”

But… as the pain began to ease, you started to feel… strange. The smell of his cum, thick and heavy in the air had your pussy drooling. You wanted it, wanted to be bred by both of his cocks.

When he flicked his tongue out to catch your scent again, he made a happy sound, his cocks twitching in excitement. His little mate was enjoying this, you were aroused!

“That’s it, little one… just take it. I’ll fill you up, don’t worry your pretty little head…”

Your belly bulged with his cum as it spurted into your womb, filling you up and making you cream all over the tip of his cock.

He seemed absolutely enamored with how round and soft you were after taking his load, curling up around you and using his soft chest you keep you comfortable.

“Oh, so precious… you’ll give me the cutest little hatchlings, won’t you?”

Earlier that day you had been exploring the jungle with some friends, and now you were mated to the mythical Titanoboa Naga…

Life sure is strange.

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[cptsvensen]

remember to breathe

(he does all the talking/'cause i'm the quiet kind)

post-canon au

after the "burial", character a goes feral with grief and bloodthirst. outwardly, no one can tell, but inwardly, he fucking snaps. he starts hallucinating (are they really hallucinations? he certainly can't tell) character b's presence everywhere he goes. character b is with him when he gets up in the morning, he's there when he goes to bed at night, he's in every dream, every nightmare---he's just always fucking there.

and at first, character a ignores him. clearly, he's gone insane, off the deep end, better not to pay this taunting spectre of his imagination any mind (how much of that has he left, anyway? seems like he lost it all, along with everything else that fucking mattered. why the fuck did he let himself grow attached again? stupid, stupid, stupid.)

but character b won't shut the hell up. he makes comments on anything and everything, his presence an unwanted comfort even in the darkest, loneliest moments---not that it diverts character a from his path of revenge, nothing can do that, he's a derailed freight train, ready to smash whatever crosses his path. (that's what he's good at. that's what he excels in. that's all he has left.)

so at some point, character a breaks. he's had enough, he cannot take it anymore, his heart is scorched earth, there is nothing left in the ruins, so why is his psyche playing cruel mind-games with him?

"WHY WON'T YOU EVER SHUT UP? WHY WON'T YOU GO AWAY? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME WHEN I---WHEN YOU--- LEAVE, PLEASE. LET ME SUFFER IN PEACE."

"because you can't fucking let me go. you refuse to move on. you've chosen a path, and we both know it's hell or high water with you. i cannot stop you, so, i'm staying. i'm with you 'til the bitter end."

from then on, he stops resisting and starts leaning into it. he speaks to the vision, the man only he can see, the voice that refuses to leave him alone to wallow in his misery (his imaginary fucking friend). the open fucking chest wound constantly leaking blood, soaking his skin and his clothes and everything around him, that's festering and eating him alive.

it helps. it doesn't change anything, but it helps.

he does it eventually, get gets his bloody revenge, and he takes pleasure in the kills, in every single life he snuffs out as payment. his meaningless trophies.

and then, he bleeds out---because he is a trained killer, and killers like him don't deserve happy endings---isolated and forgotten on the roof of an abandoned warehouse, protective gear riddled with bullets holes, his rifle going cold in his arms.

but he doesn't die alone, no. the image of character b stays with him, just as he promised. he's there when he gets hit the first time, he's there when he takes down every single enemy left in the building (grim satisfaction and pride in his constant commentary), and he's there when the final glowing spark of character a's consciousness finally fades.

[heeseungsbm]

thinking about fuck buddy jake... (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

₊˚⊹ pairing❥: jake x female reader

jake's sex drive is extremely high. he can't remember the last time he was able to go a week without it, he's always horny so he's grateful to have you to accompany his needs when he calls. he loves a good quickie and doesn't really care where you do it. fucking you when and where you're not supposed to gives him a pleasurable adrenaline rush, and he's really good at not getting the two of you caught. ♡

you've fucked in numerous peculiar locations; the couch at his grandparent's house, a victoria's secret fitting room, a playground late at night, his little brother's closet— listen... being squished on his lap for an hour during hide and seek wasn't going to end any other way. you surprisingly haven't done anything in a movie theater yet, but he absolutely plans on it.

jake's favorite place to fuck you is definitely in his car where you can get loud as ever. he loves taking you to the back, bending you over and pounding your pussy until the seats get sticky with sweat and cum, the windows get so fogged up from both of your hot heavy breathing combined.

fuck buddy jake will always give you head before fucking you. he has the most plump, voluminous lips that make you feel better than any toy can. he'd whisper against your cunt that aches for him, spitting on it and smearing the saliva around with his digits to prepare you for his tongue+fingering combo. the way you look down at him with so much adoration when he's in between your legs makes him crazy hard, and it feels so good to give his cock slow strokes as he french kisses your pussy. he keeps a certain length to his hair solely because he loves how you run your fingers through it while he makes soft suctions on your sensitive clit, how you grip it hard to grind against his soft lips before cumming in his mouth.

you never cared for australian accents until you met your fuck buddy jake. the way he speaks is just saurrr sexy, his tone is soft and sweet with you and it makes a complete pool in your panties. you easily do anything he asks. he thinks it's so cute how embarrassingly wet you get from his voice alone, so he makes sure to talk you through your orgasms as much as he can when you fuck. most of all, jake loves to call you his good girl, it's his favorite line of praise. "you look so pretty taking my dick. you wanna be a good girl and cum for me?" he'd talk your head off during missionary, showering you in filthy compliments.

fuck buddy jake likes to text you consistently. sending good morning & goodnight texts just feels right to him, and he always insists you text that you made it home safely after you leave his place. he's the first person you send selfies to before you post them on social media, and of course he gets the exclusives, if you're picking up what im putting down. you two exchange nudes and sext back and forth during late horny hours, he desperately fucks his fist in his bed to the nasty messages that pop up on his screen. he likes to send you videos of him stroking his dick and cumming all over his abdomen with his face in the frame, you save and touch yourself to them when he's not able to come over ❤︎₊ ⊹

fuck buddy jake loves to mark your body, even though you're not officially his. he'd hungrily bite and suck on the sweet spots of your flesh, creating dark bruises in places only he gets to see. not your neck since its too obvious, but your tummy, in between your thighs, and his favorite place— your tits. he hates when you wear tops that expose your chest and will pull up your top when nobody is looking, because all his hickies reside there, which are only for his eyes only.

fuck buddy jake is a whiney moaner, he just cannot help himself with the way your warm walls grip and tighten around his cock. he gets really high pitched and breathless, really loud when he's about to cum. "shit, oh fuck you feel so good. im gonna cum inside you," he'd moan pathetically, throwing his head back as unbearable bursts of pleasure pulse through his body. the groans he makes during sex are probably your favorite part of the entire thing, they're needy and dramatic. when giving him blowjobs you purposely continue to suck and tease his tip after he cums, just to hear him whimper and beg you to stop because he sounds so cute >؂•̀

jake tries his best to last for you, but sometimes he physically can't. you love how easily he leaks his seed though, it's kinda hot... especially because his load is always so excessive and messy. he'll use a condom depending on if you want to, but you almost never do, you love to fuck raw thanks to your handydandy bc pill. his pull out game is terrible... but to be fair, the warm sensation of his semen shooting up inside you feels too good to ever want something between the two of you.

fuck buddy jake cares alot about your pleasure. with his past bodies all he cared about was getting his own nut, but with you its different. when you first started messing around, he read books and took notes on female anatomy to make sure he knew exactly how to make you feel good, how to thrust, where to lick, where to grope, where to suck. you'd think he was a virgin after going through his search history; "how to make a girl cum from head" "how to make her squirt" "how do you find a girl's gspot?" he knows better than to learn from porn. he gets so carried away like a complete nerd, sitting and watching educational sex videos for hours at night with his dick hard, planning what he'll do to you the next day.

fuck buddy jake calls you his girl/girlfriend jokingly, but deep down inside there's meaning behind it. he's had the gushiest crush on you ever since the first day you met, and having secret sex nearly every day only deepened his infatuation for you and made him fall in love. however, he would never confess unless you hinted at it first. he has a great fear of rejection and would hate to make things "weird" between the two of you if you didn't want something more than just moaning each other's names behind closed doors.

all he can do is cross his fingers, hoping that one day his dick game will make you cum to your senses.

(yes, that was a pun pls LAUGH)

𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯!

🏷️ @emowonz cornered and bullied me to drop bye

reblog if you enjoyed <3 pretty please💕 i'll do heeseung's tmrw most likely. have a goodnight/day/evening babe

[sttoru]

your boyfriend cannot stop himself from kissing you all over. kissing you is his favorite thing to do - no matter when or where.

☀︎｜tags. older bf!gojo satoru x female reader. suggestive, mild (to somewhat) nsfw, fluff. lots of kissing. lots and lots of kissing and loving. he fondles and gropes you everywhere basically. clingy satoru. tiny bit size difference (yes ok im a slut, what about it). body worship kinda. readers gets called ‘sweet / pretty girl, baby, princess’. beta read? what’s that.

you fell for it again; satoru told you it was only going to be a quick peck on the lips. ‘i promise, baby, c'moooon’ — you recall him begging in that whiny voice of his. that's all what was needed to make you putty in his hands.

“fine, but only one kiss, okay?” you gave in and walked over to satoru, climbed onto your shared bed and leaned in for a swift kiss—only for his strong arms to cage you in and never let go. it had been ten minutes since; the apartment was silent, except for the lewd sounds of your shared kisses and heavy breaths.

satoru’s soft hands are wandering everywhere. from cupping your cheeks to rubbing your sides and gripping your ass. the clock was ticking loudly, but the sound of it was drowned out by your moans. and satoru’s low, needy whimpers.

the appointment you were getting ready for had long slipped your mind.

“mh, you’re such a good kisser, baby,” the white-haired man sighs. he absolutely loves the way you follow the movements of his glossy lips—your head tilting to the side and back—automatically accomodating to satoru’s motions. he was kissing you with an urgent need. one you had never known or witnessed before, “more, ngh, need more of you, please.���

satoru was not letting up. you couldn’t blame him; it was easy to get lost in this warm and cherished moment of peace. his sweet kisses switched intensity—going from innocent kisses to sloppy ones, resulting in your chin dripping with a mixture of saliva.

you whine and straddle satoru’s lap which earns you a happy hum from your lover. that was his plan all along: to completely distract you from the fact that you had to leave the house. that you had to leave his side. others would call it annoyingly clingy, but satoru absolutely needs your lips on his.

he is sure that he would go insane if he spent a whole day without kissing you. an hour is already too long, if he is honest.

satoru would love to kiss you until the end of time. until death comes knocking onto his door. the last thing he desires to feel is your plump lips and wet tongue wrapped around his. a peaceful, warm death. one with no regrets.

“mhmmm, fuck, you taste so sweet.” satoru's eyebrow furrow in delight. he is nearly overstimulated by the taste of you. the way your small body clings onto him, your hands holding onto his jaw and sliding down his chest, your sounds of pleasure that only he could ever have the honour of hearing.

it was perfect. all of you was perfect.

your parted lips make way for his tongue again. satoru slips his tongue inside your mouth. it was tender, yet demanding. your throat tightens up and a choked moan fills his ears. his cold fingers make contact with the warm skin of your midriff. they were aiming at one place; your chest.

the one satoru loves to fondle no matter when or where. the same one he loves to use as a pillow every night.

“nnh, ‘toru, need’to breathe,” you are running out of air. the short gasps you took between the heated kisses were not enough to fill your lungs. but, it was addicting. the shortness of breath the two of you experienced only served as more proof of your love.

neither of you want to pull away—to pause the make out session for even what could be a split second.

the older man below you is hesistant. he does not want to let go of you. it's like you’re asking him to break up—that’s how much it hurts him to stop kissing you.

however, he felt a bit light-headed from the lack of oxygen as well. satoru pulls away, but not without sweeping his tongue over your bottom lip, lapping up the drool that dripped down the corners of your mouth.

his eyes are half-lidded and glazed over with both love and lust. you stabilise yourself by holding onto his broad shoulders and satoru rubs your back to help calm you down further. a ghost of a grin tugs at his lips. he surely is enjoying your adorable, exhausted demeanour. your chest was heaving up and down—his fingers sneaking to your front and wrapping around a breast to feel its tenderness.

“pretty,” satoru sighs. he takes the chance once your lips part to take a deep breath. his tongue quickly slips in, invading your mouth and exploring every inch before separating the two of you again. he can not go a minute without kissing you. you sure are like a drug to him, “thank you, princess.”

you are surprised by the sudden tongue kiss, but brush it off with a chuckle. you know how satoru is; not able to keep away from you in heated moments like these. his large hands fondling, groping and squeezing every area of your body only proves that point.

“thank you for what?” you ask, planting a soft peck on his lips. your boyfriend responds by holding the back of your head. he leans in for another kiss like a man depraved of any affection. you shudder and hold onto him like he there is no tomorrow. he does the same back, squeezing you against his chest.

satoru slightly tilts his head back to answer your question. his breath was hot on your mouth, a faint string of saliva hanging between your bottom lips. he can not hold the urge. he can not answer. his lips are already colliding with yours once more.

over and over. until the two of you were out of breath and needed a break again.

“thank you for being with me,” satoru answers in a quiet whisper. the pad of his thumb brushes back and forth against the waistband of the shorts you are wearing. there is an urge to pull them down and reveal those pretty little panties you are wearing, but his current priority is to feel your mouth on his.

until he gets enough. which is never. never in a million years.

“thank you for everything, honestly,” satoru continues and leaves a couple wet kisses down your neck. his hands do not leave your perfect body. he’s admiring every curve - every body part that had yet to be touched, “could have never believed that i’d end up with such a pretty girl. but, here i am, with the prettiest girl in the world in my arms.”

satoru had a way with words. one that left you flustered like crazy each time. he looks at you and that’s when you know that he means every word. his eyes were shining, even when half-lidded. the admiration in them more than just visible.

he looks at your face and body like he’s witnessing the world's greatest treasure. and that you surely are.

“stop saying that.” you giggle embarrassedly. you cover your mouth to hide your smile, though satoru is quick to grab your wrist and pull your hand away. he keeps holding onto your arm to prevent you from hiding your face from his sight. and to stop you from hiding your lips from his, of course.

the older man clicks his tongue, scolding you jokingly for trying to hide that precious smile from him. he kisses the corners of your lips, touch lingering against your hot skin, “how am i supposed to admire my pretty girl if she keeps hiding herself, hm?”

you squirm due to satoru’s flirty words. his gentle tone of voice is making you feel those tingles in your lower abdomen. there has not been a single moment in your relationship where your lover made you feel unwanted. it’s been the complete opposite every day.

“someone’s getting a bit squirmy, aye?” your boyfriend teases. he knows that the combination of his words, looks and actions make you weak in the knees. you always react like it’s your first time kissing and that is both endearing and amusing to him.

you can’t control your bodily reactions either. the sight of satoru beneath you is simply too much. his fluffy hair that sits messily due to your fingers that tugged and played around with the strands, his black top riding up to reveal a glimpse of his defined abs and happy trail. . . the faint blush on satoru’s cheeks and the needy look in his eyes.

you surely can’t leave him alone while he looks like that.

“shut up and kiss me already.” you respond with a huff. and so, satoru does. wasting not a single second. kissing you is his job—his passion. the only thing he ever craves for.

the room once again fills with noises of pure contentment, enjoyment and pleasure. it’s just you two in that moment—no one else mattered.

as long as your lips stay attached to each other, no one actually does.