#IM HAVJNG THE BEST MORNING OF MY LIFE

[pyrochickenpollo]

HOLY FLIPPIN SHIT YALLL I HAD THE BEST DREAM OF MY FUCKING LIFE BROOOO like at first it wasn't the greatest BuT the second half of the dream was when i woke up and went to go walk and had the time of my life!

So the good dream started off with these group of people in a room It was 3 guys and 3 girls. I dont know their names but that doesnt matter right now

Anyways it was

The Boss (A Guy who was like 32 but had grey hair naturally of course),

The Baby Densechick (like a 20 something year old girl who was Straight but had the LGBT loaf her like a baby but is very dense),

The Badass (A South American woman who didnt take shit from no one but was technically the mom of the place),

Le Himbono (The badass' Asian husband that was like the chillest laid back dingus dong you could meet BUT was very smart in the mechanical world),

The Gossip Grill (Shes a 18 year old that was very popular but didnt let it get to her head. She found out anything and everything like nothing and she wasnt an asshole!)

And The Soft/Smart Boio (A such loafly such Smartest boy who like didnt always get the good end of the stick. Like this man doesnt have the best of luck at all he kept trippin and shit)

Yes the dream was long and mannn i Loafed every minute of it. So the dream starts with them talking about what to do next in their operations of car designs. Like they were car mechanics but they were also fucking Spies. Not for the Government but like for the people. So like if the Gov wasn't trying to help you, you'd come to these guys. Anyways everyone knew EXCEPT for the Soft boi because he wasn't their for too long. Like even tho he wasn't supposed to know till later he found out already i don't know how but based on what the guy say later he finds out pretty early on his first week. So the team is working on the lastest model for a truck when a lady comes in asking for their services. Not trying to look suspicious in front the Soft Boi they all go to this office downstairs to discuss and shit. The Soft Boi goes and makes some tea as the boss was like "------- could you make some tea for the customer? It'll help her think of the car" while she quickly tells them her situation. It turned out some dude was following her around but when she tried to get authorities to protect her they basically called her a liar and stopped letting her call the station. Eventually she stopped seeing him but then she had gotten this weird package but she didn't want to open it by herself because she knew it from the sussy guy and her fiance was on their business trip thing. So first she wanted to open the package with them but she also wanted them to track down this guy and like y'know get him off her back.

So after that the Soft Boi comes back while their opening the package and slips on something. The Badass catches the tea but the Soft Boi ends up falling with the package. It was like this heart shaped chain thingy like this

But more detailed of course and when the Soft Boi fell on it his looked like this

But once again with more detailed. So like he was getting up and the Boss helped and the Soft boi looked at him and just went alll fucking red like ya boi was technically in a love trance but like no one knew. So they finish up with the client and everyone starts leaving but the Soft Boi tries to get the Boss to start with him so they could talk and like the Boss is like "We got cars to fix we can talk later my dude" and just like as he's about to headout the Soft Boi tells him that he knows what their actually doing (reminder this is all like confident and like blunt because he's in a trance) so the Boss and The Soft Boi end up going to the Bosses office down there and he starts asking him like "when did you find out?", "How long have you known?" "Did you know about it before you worked with us?" And like trying to make sure that he isn't y'know a spy or the CIA but he tells him the truth like "found out during the first week and no im not a spy i just found out on accident and didn't want you guys to kick him out cause i want to help people to." But then like something weird starts happening to the Soft boi and he starts telling The Boss how he liked him and all this stuff (He was with then for a while like they know alot about this dude i wanna say he's been in the business for a year but i don't actually know its never said but it feels like it y'know?)

But The Boss is like 'AYOOO WAAH??' internally of course but hes like "no your not your just high or something" but the Soft Boi is really like nailing into him that Ya boi like him and then like the dream cuts to the guys upstairs trying to find out what the charm does but end up dropping it and it breaks on the concrete. So then the dream cuts Back to the two downstairs and the Soft Boi is like "I know you try and put your boss face on but I seriously like you alot and blah blah blah because your like so cool and stuff (he didnt say this but its a summary)" And finishes it off About to say he loves him while doing that heart shaped this with his hands and shit but then like he comes back to reality and remembers what the hell he just told this man. AND HE DIDNT FUCKING MOVE HE JUST SAT THEIR LIKE 'OHHH FUCK IM FIRED BROO' So of course i was like mannn he fired bro that sucks BUT THE FUCLING BOSS LIKE KISSES HIM ON THE CHEEK AND IS LIKE "where are you going after work?" ANF THE SOFT BOI LIKE EMBARRASSED AS FUCK TELL HIM THAT HES GOIMG TO HIS MOMS (he was gonna tell her what the hell just happened) AND LIKE THE BOSS WAS JUST LIKE "I can drop you off of you want" AND LIKE THISS MAN (soft boi) JUST GOES WITH IT BECAUSE LIKE IDK HES DUMB OR SOMETHING LIKE UGHHH IM GAY AS FUCK BRO WHAT KINDA DREAM IS THIS??

AnyWAYS they head back upstairs and the Soft Boi sees that the charm was broken on the floor and puts two and two together..But like he didn't tell anyone fucking yet and instead goes and picks up the charm and starts trying to find finger prints on it. The dream then jump cuts to the group finding the Sussy dude and taking him to jail and like everything is all chill.

BUT WE AINT DONE YET nah nah my dream said *Before u wake up we givin you that good shit*

SO The Boss is taking the Soft Boi to his moms and the Soft Boi ends up telling him yknow what happened and why he was acting like that. So The Boss was like "oh..... so you dont actually like me like that?" and The Soft Boi is like "Well now i Dont know because i Felt like fireworks going off when yknow you uhhhh yknow"

SO AT THIS POINT I THOUGHT THE BOSS WAS JUST GONNA BE LIKE 'my bad my dude i didnt knoww and like were still cool so your good' BUT NO NO MY BRAIN LOAFS ME BOIIII

So The Boss goes "uhhh....we don't have to go out if you don't want to but why didn't you tell me afterwards that it wasn't actually you talking?" AND LIKE THE SOFT BOI GOES "i mean..y'know....i don't think it was an accident and i didn't want to hurt your feelings and i actually wanted to try.....y'know seeing how it goes" So like The Boss says That they can try ti see how it goes because liek he had already kissed him and shittt. So they make it to the the Moms and the Soft Boi is like "okkkk welp ill see ya later for our first date and shit like bye (yet another summary cuase im dying here) AND LIKE RIGHT BEFORE THIS DUDE LEAVES HE LIKE GIVES THE BOSS A LITTLE PECK ON THE CHEEK AND I WAS LIKE "AYOOOO BROOO LETS GOOO!"

So then it cuts again to the whole group at thus like amusement park place that was mainly a park with a really pretty bench place and UGHH IT WAS SO PRETTY BRO I HAVE TO DRAW IT MANNN

Anyways like the Married couple are like trying out the rides and shit and the Boss and the Soft Boi are like talking in the bench place and like it cuts to the Gossip Grill and the Dense Chick are like talking about how all this lovey dovey shit was crazy and how they didn't think The Boss swung that way but like they were gonna get together they were just summarizing like what the heck happened and then i woke up

LIKE DEADASS A WHOLE SHOW WENT DOWN IN MY DREAM BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO FORGET IT SO HERE Y'ALL GO HAVE FUN