#IM GONNA SEE THE FATUI AT HER FUNERAL

[kavehater]

Going to battle signora at last I feel kinda bad she’s gonna die

[shinobi98]

Minor Genshin loredrop: somewhere in Fontaine, Snezhnaya or some other place in Teyvat Christianity must exist since Arlecchino uses a cross for her spider's grave

[phoenixblaze1412]

Might seem crazy for what im bout to say…

HAI IM SORRY BUT IM NOT REQUESTING THE ORDER OF BAIZHU FLUFF THIS TIME😔🩷

But im gonna order for the regrator boys and girlies! So can we please get a pantalone x gn!reader fluffy? *cough* their first date *cough*

-🎀

No need to apologize love^^ let's go from Baizhu to Pantalone because man needs affection too.

First Date

Dating Pantalone has its ups and downs but you two were able to make things work.

With him being part of the fatui and bring the ninth harbinger, work always calls for him that it's rare for him to be at home to spend time with you, maybe even once in a blue moon.

Meanwhile you would be working at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor and helping out your director and friend Hu Tao that you would always be home way past midnight.

But despite rarely being able to see each other, you two would communicate to each other through letters.

And maybe a pyro fatui guard or two that would be watching you from afar to make sure you don't get hurt. They were given strict orders by the Regrator himself or else they would be the next test subjects for Il Dottore's experiments if you were to be harmed.

So to receive an invitation from your lover that you were to have dinner at Liuli Pavilion, who were you to say no.

It's literally your first date with him.

If you're lucky enough, it would also be your first kiss with him if the chance is given.

Such a shame that the only contact you two shared was simple hand holding. Hu Tao even commented at how bland your partner was for not being able to at least give you a kiss. If only she knew that she was insulting a harbinger, but you wouldn't tell her that.

You had to ask her to give you a day off just to be able to prepare for it. And Hu Tao, being the supportive friend she is, immediately pushed you out of the parlor while rambling on about to use protection if your partner decides to give you more than dinner for the night.

Once you made it back to your home, you were surprised to see a gift placed upon your bed. Opening it and looking inside, you could only stare in awe at the expensive outfit laid before you. You were guessing the outfit was custome made, there were even jewels decorating it as it glimmered under the light.

"I hope this gift finds you, my love. I expect that you wear it to our dinner tonight. I shall see you then."

You were thankful for the outfit, noticing how it matches the usual colors you would wear with a mix of purple. You were a bit curious on how Pantalone knew your sizes but decided not to question it, assuming it was simply a lucky guess.

Entering Liuli Pavilion was simple. Finding where your lover resides, is a bit difficult. Before you could even take another step, you were greeted by a familiar voice.

"It brings me great joy to see you wearing the gift I sent, darling. How I have missed you so."

Pantalone stood there before you, taking your hand in his before placing a small kiss to your knuckles.

Oh if he knew how the most simplest action he does can easily make you melt.

Leading you to your dinner table with the food already prepared. The two of you dined in, talking about how the other has been doing.

Now, we know how no one has ever seen the Regrator's eyes before. But for you, you are an exception.

As you rambled on about the things that happened while he was gone (even though he always knows what happens to you every day considering his fatui agents would report to him daily, he simply pretends to not know. He does like listening to your voice after all), his eyes glanced at your form. Purple irises tracing and remembering each curve of your body due to how the outfit he had made hugged your figure nicely.

You stopped talking midway when you felt gloved fingers grasp your chin and turn you to the side before feeling a pair of lips pressing against yours.

You were glad your body immediately responded by kissing back. Meanwhile your brain is still processing the current situation.

Pantalone is kissing you. YOU.

ANWIEJDOQJSKJQOJSOJSKJWOXJ

(Y/n).exe has stopped working...

Pulling away from the kiss, you could only sat in a daze with your cheeks flushed red.

You are definitely going to tell Hu Tao about this.

Pantalone was simply enjoying your reaction. He too was waiting for the chance to be able to kiss you. He always wondered how your lips would taste like. After knowing it now, it made him crave for more.

Once you both finished dinner, Pantalone led you to the various shops and markets you two would pass by, offering you sweet delicacies and buying you expensive jewelry. Simply pampering you with gifts that he knows would look wonderful on you.

He doesn't ignore the fact that there are various people, men and women alike, who would eye you as if you were their prey. Nonetheless, he would have his arm wrapped around your waist and pulling you close to him. Showing the world that you already belong to someone else, him specifically. Pantalone wouldn't even hesitate to use his power and connections to take care of those that would try to lay their hands on you or even dare to take you away from him.

Pantalone would make sure that you get home safe once the date has ended, he would walk you back to your home.

He already has a promise ring in hand as he slipped it onto your finger, telling you that he would be visiting you more frequently from now on to be able to spend time with you.

You think he would just leave after getting you home and placing a ring on your finger?

He would pull you towards him before kissing your lips again, making sure this one lasts more longer than the one he did earlier until you're breathless before pulling away with a smile.

"I look forward to seeing you soon, dearest. Do expect that I'll be wanting your attention whenever I visit. I do deserve it after working so hard, no?"

Overall experience of the date? ∞/10

You are definitely giggling like a school girl while telling everything that happened to Hu Tao the next day. Her also giggling and squealing along with you. Zhongli could only shake his head in amusement as he drank his tea.

[duiiness]

hello chiluc nation im going to ramble abt the chiluc fic im starting

for starters; name! i think im gonna use "a taste of flames" because is it cool? yeah! thats all the reason why i wanna use it because its cool HELP

onwards,

though its gonna be a modern setting kinda thing and visions are somewhat there, the idea is that people do get visions yes, but they aren't very commonplace anymore, if that makes sense??? like people dont quite use visions anymore and vision holders tend to only keep theirs on them in case kf an emergency of any sorts! or more civilian based people, honestly, think of it like superheroes but weirdly complex because i habe thoughts

AND ALSO thr archons do walk as mortals but like in game few people are aware of this fact and they still hold whatever roles they did before but modern (i.e venti is a musician, likely small area and often spends the weekends performing in diluc's bar; zhongli works with hu tao at a funeral home; ei works as a CEO more or less since shes the only one with high power ranking out of the main three thats been revealed in-game; outside of that and really the only other one im gonna focus on is the cryo archon, who i think anya would be a good name for and shes the head of a mafia/underground organization which is the fatui and consider the archons in a power struggle of sorts maybe or at least the ones who interact to a degree im nlt too sure where to go on that one PLUS this isnt a solid idea yet so its bound to change because i also want to consider them working together as a detective agency almost like the one from bungo stray dogs in order to battle anya's attempt to grab power jt really depends on what yall think would be good SO HELP THIS IS A CALL TO PLEASE INTERACT ANF GIVE ME THOUGHTS this is so long imso sorry)

BUT after that okay so onwards to a more general speaking manner here okay sorry for the ramble okay diluc works at angel's share, a bar within the city, and often goes there during the night hours to work it since its a bar he owns, and maybe he has a daytime job because while he definitely has access to money if needed, he prefers to live off his own wages, he also is a single father and caretaker of klee, possibly diona as well but maybe more of a fill in than her adopted dad, we'll see BUT okay so usually, after hes put klee to bed and jean comes over to stay and watch the house (jean being the helpful co-parent because we stan friends raising kids together) he rides the train into the city to go do his night job, some days he does some days he doesnt yknow!! venti is usually there before him and when its his night to open the bar, venti usually is inside beforehand because he has a spare key bc ykmkw. venti BUT okay kaeya is often there as well! while he works as a manager/ceo or whatever kinda business man shit with favonious hq (jean also works there but moved to be closer to klee and diluc) and while the brothers are slightly estranged they do have a good relationship, theyre kinda nitpicky and rude to each other but they mean well and do care a lot for each other

OKAY JERE WE GO the main focus of the fic though its between ajax and diluc because they meet on the train, and several times too, ajax becomes interested in diluc because he 1. doesn't know who he is(famous hitman from fatui but no one outside of the organization really knows his face) and 2. diluc is feisty, hes snarky and rough and ajax absolutely loves that so he tries to find out more about him the more they meet on rhe train while both try to juggle their respective lives and also fall in love but wooo boy we're gonna have angst rivals to friends to lovers to some more angst shit im gonna throw in idk to we're together and happy fuck this shit and also klee likes ajax because cool dad BUT UH YEAH????? please interact and help me with this 😭😭

[hqrbinger]

I didn't do them all i ran out of energy LMFAOOAOA /LH

Anyways <333333

My mind is begging for her name to be chamomile but

It's a t e a

She's yanfei's older sister by 2 years <333 (yanfei is half adeptus does she age like 1000+ or what sobs)

"chamomile" is full adeptus, super chaotic, works at wangsheng funeral parlour and wangshuu inn as a part time just to see xiao <333

Ships yantao <3 does a lot of pranks with hu tao

Sometimes you'll think yanfei's the older one LNFOAOA

"chamomile" has a scar on her right eye, from a blazing axe mitachurl when she was 8.

Yes, reckless <3333 her love interest is xiao and even though chamomile is super confident most of the times, she can't help but become all shy and blushy near him and yanfei hopes they'll just cut the act and kiss soon holy shit LMFAOAO

Hu tao does schemes to get them together I don't make up the rules☝️

Chamomile has two visions, actually! Not a delusion no she despises the fatui, though she has seen a quite friendly harbinger on the streets of liyue, it's more like (spoilers ahah) kazuha and yk dead friend vision except chamomile doesn't have a dead friend LMFAOAO

Electro, and dendro! Electro and dendro don't go well together, but they do go well with pyro!! Yanfei and chamomile (i fucking hate this name omg LMFAOAO) are a pair to be feared they will decimate lawachurls in seconds☝️

Chamomile weilds a polearm! I'm biased but polearms >>>>>>>

Her e skill and burst are something i still have to figure out but she pairs well with xiao too, cause his burst slowly depletes his health, and chamomile is a healer

She tunes well with xiao cause they both don't have horns like ganyu and yanfei-

When they first talked all chamomile could think abt was "woah he doens't have horns..JUST LIKE ME OMG" and bam besties <333

That's it for rn

Oh also her outfit pallette is green LMFOAOA

WAIT- OMFG ?>??????? OMFG I LOVE HER SO SO MUCH

YANFEI'S OLDER SISTER SO TRUEEEE SO TRUE !!! AD YES I AM A CHAMOXIAO SHIPPER NOW <333

she is FUCKINGN ADORABLE IM GONNA SCREAM ????? since our oc's both live in liyue + work at the inn, do u think they would b friends :eyes:

POLEARM FUCK YEAHHH BEST WEAPON IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF !!! I LOTERALLY LOVE EHR SO MUCH U DONT UNDERSTAND-

[stargazer-balladeer]

SO THIS WAS AFTER THE DREAM WHERE I BASICALLY DIED AND THE NEWS WENT TO ALL MY FRIENDS EVEN THE ONES IN MONDSTAT AND SEEING HOW THEY ALL REACTED TO THE NEWS OF MY DEATH BROKE ME LIKE

KLEE COULDNT IMAGINE ME GONE CUZ I ALWAYS TRIED TO VISIT HER WHEN I WAS IN MONDSTAT AND ONCE SHE WAS EATING ALONE IN HER ROOM AND JEAN ASKED ABOUT IT AND SHE SAID SHE WAS EATING WITH ME AND WHEN JEAN WAS GONNA TELL HER THAT THATS IMPOSSIBLE SHE JUST SAID THAT ID ALWAYS BE HERE 😭😭😭 THEN SHE NAMES ONE OF HER BOMBS AFTER ME EXCEPT SHE MADE SURE NOT TO PUT A BOMB INSIDE BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TREASURE IT "FOREVER"

DILUC HAD A HARD TIME TRYING TO PLAY CHESS AGAIN BECAUSE THE LAST TIME HE PLAYED IT WAS WITH ME KAEYA DIDNT DO ANYTHING EXCEPT PAPERWORK IN THE MORNINGS AND DRINKING AT NIGHT JEAN KEPT GETTING DISTRACTED FROM HER WORK THE TRAVELLER HAD TO STAY AT THE INN FOR A WHILE CUZ THEY DIDNT FEEL LIKE TRAVELLING THEN VENTI DIDNT SING THE DAY HE GOT THE NEWS BUT THEN WROTE A SONG DEDICATED TO ME HU TAO WAS SHOCKED CHILDE AND ZHONGLI WERE SILENT WHEN THEY WERE HANGING OUT YANFEI HAD TO SORT THE FUNERAL AND THE ONLY REASON SHE DIDNT GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE TO SORT WAS CUZ SHE SAID THAT THIS FUNERAL SHOULD BE SORTED BY ONLY THE BEST LAWYERS ??? DO LAWYERS EVEN DO FUNERALS ??? BUT SHE GOT HU TAO TO WORK ON THE FUNERAL TOO

AND XIAO WAS THE WORST HE ACTED LIKE HIS NORMAL SELF ON FIRST GLANCE BUT IF U TRIED TO LOOK FOR ABNORMALITIES UD SEE HE SPOKE EVEN LESS AND FOUGHT ENEMIES AND STUFF EVEN MORE AND AT ONE POINT HE STOPPED LETTING PEOPLE IN BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO LET PEOPLE IN SO HE WOULDNT FEEL ANYTHING IF HE SAW THE DAY THEIR LANTERN STOPPED FLOATING

AND APPARENTLY I DIED BECAUSE THE FATUI THREATENED ME THAT THEY WOULD GO AFTER EVERY ONE OF MY FRIENDS IF I DIDNT DO SOMETHING FOR THEM BUT I DIDNT WANT TO DO WHATEVER IT WAS CUZ IT WAS BAD SO I SAW THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM AND I TOOK IT AND NEWS FLASH THE OPPORTUNITY WAS DEATH 😔🐧 I DIDNT EVEN HESITATE BECAUSE I KNEW HOW THE FATUI WORKED CUZ WHO BETTER WOULD KNOW HOW THEY WORKED IF NOT A PERSON WHO HAD TO WORK WITH THEM BEFORE

- xiao slapping mitachurls anon (#brocken) (IM SORRY THIS IS SO LONG THERE WAS JUST A LOT TO UNPACK)

OOF- THATS CERTAINLY A LOT TO TAKE IN 🤣🤣

BUT THAT WAS SO SADDD 😭😭😭😭😭 pls don’t die dream anon-