#IM GONNA KEEL OVER

[stormbreaker-290]

*gives knife*

Go. Do a crime =).

HHHHHHH DONT TEMPT ME--

[prettyboykatsuki]

[slutdge]

old people.......

[yukimiyaz]

chigiri is sooo girl dad coded it’s unreal. he teaches his daughter how to french braid with her chubby little fingers by the time she’s three. is the one to introduce nail polish and implement spa days (which is really just super long bath time with extra bubbles, the princess scented ones). dances around the kitchen with his daughter standing on his toes and explaining the rules of ballroom dancing even though she’s too busy giggling. matches his outfits to hers before they leave the house (and always picks hers out first. is most definitely the one that needs cut off from buying her clothes). is a natural at singing lullabies and carrying her around and easing her to sleep and feeding into her gossipy antics (which you remind him is teaching her to be a snitch, and he waves you off as he listens to her gibberish like she’s reciting the newest medical discovery). always has hair ties on his wrists and bows in his bag - which he refuses to wash because she’s colored all over it and it’s just so cute (even if the guys on his team tease him about it; how could he erase his little princess’s masterpiece after all?). he’s just a natural

[i-w-a-t-x-b-i]

writing fanfic in public is extreme exposure therapy idk HOW some of yall do that

[mecha-shadow]

Whyyyyy

[kingarmorking]

how many people actually care about the fact that we dont see the furin kids sitting in their classroom and learning shit

[frostedpuffs]

rent is literally ABYSMAL these days. and the fact that most places want you to make 3x the rent????? HELLO??

isnt it ridiculous how i can go to making double the amount i was making beforehand and still struggle to find some place to live that i can afford? what on earth is the world anymore dude. it should be illegal for one bedroom apartments to be more than $700/month. and on top of the absurdly expensive rent for what is essentially a glorified closet....all the damn extra fees! $100 application fee. $300 admin fee. electricity. water bill. $50 a month pet rent per pet. security deposit. $50/month for pest control (which should be included in the fucking rent?? ?HELLO??? YOU WANT ME TO PAY FOR YOU TO KEEP ROACHES OUT OF YOUR APARTMENT COMPLEX???) fees after fees after fees. and after all that, you can search for days and days and days for a place that is affordable and isn't covered in bullet holes or roaches, and finally find one that is BARELY affordable, and it seems almost too good to be true...then you find out that the whole complex has no central AC. in FLORIDA. where it's 80-90 degrees YEAR ROUND.

like NO NO IT'S FINE i'll just stay where i am where i live with an insufferably mean and disgusting person. not like i need my own place anyway (needs my own place before i explode from Anger.) hell on earth dude. i remember my older brother paying $500 a month for a one bedroom and that wasnt even 10 years ago. i think landlords should do a very die

gnawing my own arm off currently

[criminal-sen]

If youtube had the means and legal permission to drill a hole in our skulls and pour ads directly into the soft matter of our brains, they wouldn't hesitate for a fucking second

[andr0nap-wf]

artist struggle tweets

[feligayzed]

[stormbreaker-290]

WHY

WHY MUST MY SISTER TORMENT ME SO

[bishonenspit]

the ye olde concept of the yaoi cafe is overall wonderful and endearing but i've never been able to stomach it as something to witness even in a vlog or something. it's just so deeply embarrassing to me idk. i don't want to pay men to be gay in front of me i want it to happen naturally due to my natural fujoshi aura

[linkedin-corp]

speaking of vivian and goombella . the unrequited triangle to polycule pipeline for marvibella is really funny to me bcus its just like. both vivian and goombella being very anxious and dumb for a very long time until they accidentally figure that out. and then at that point they are a bit too busy figuring themselves out before they remember "oh yeah. this started bcus of mario." and they reluctantly go up to him thinking he will think they are crazy but he literally just goes "👍 yea sure" and the months of mental torment melt away so quickly they almost throttle him

[drzibs]

has anyone else ever had a cat in ClanGen join your clan at 200+ moons old? i just saved a cat from drowning and shes 280 moons old, girl you are 23 wtf were you doing at a lake

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Question about Lights Out, and you don't have to answer if it holds spoilers ofc! But does anyone else know Frank is slowly dying? Or is he just kinda dealing with the whole thing on his own?? (I'm gonna eat up any angst you throw at me-)

well, of course Wally and Home know. i mean, all three of them are dying - technically everyone is - Frank's just going faster. and i have an idea that when the others start waking up, Frank makes Wally agree to stay hush-hush on the matter as to not Freak Anyone Out... that will backfire!