#ILUGUYS

[dark-falz]

[shierak-inavva]

something self-indulgent 💛

[tottymatsuno]

I posted 7,455 times in 2022

That's 5,731 more posts than 2021!

911 posts created (12%)

6,544 posts reblogged (88%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@ichikos

@osopine

@milfmatsu

@abiesachalinensis

@girlymatsu

I tagged 4,307 of my posts in 2022

Only 42% of my posts had no tags

#openMouth.exe - 490 posts

#tottyra - 129 posts

#sundried sketches - 121 posts

#todomatsu - 71 posts

#my cherished anon - 69 posts

#tottimemes - 64 posts

#undercover bastards - 42 posts

#assigned unlovable at birth - 38 posts

#osomatsu - 33 posts

#totty - 32 posts

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My Top Posts in 2022:

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#3

Valentines Day Matsuno Sextuplets X GN!Reader

you guys were nice to me so i made this for u <3 thank u for all the kind comments iluguys!! plspls remember if yall want me to make stuff open ur mouths and praise me thank u!!!!! also its still february, it still only technically counts as late but not irrelevant yet!!!

OSOMATSU

Osomatsu isn’t gonna even pretend for a second that he’s not bitter and envious while walking through the streets. He’s kicking rocks, spitting just cause, glaring at any happy couple who dares looks in his line of sight. Where the hell are you? What’s the point of dating somebody if Osomatsu doesn’t get his fill and more on romantic holidays?

So he went to all of your usual hang out spots, your job, your house, your grandma’s, the grocery store, the laundry mat, the bank, the post office? Well, some of them aren’t your hang out spots but more like where a regular functional adult might need to go during a weekday…but you weren’t there at any of them! And you didn’t even call Osomatsu over to come play! What’s he supposed to do other than walk around stomping litter and making his hurt feelings everyone else’s issue?

Where’s Iyami? Where’s his brothers? Surely Osomatsu can rally a couple of them to beat the shit outta Iyami just for fun! Iyami probably did something to deserve it?

Osomachuu wants some chocolates! Please! Any! He lets out a giant whine so the universe hears, “Where’s my chocolate?!” Right in the middle of his anguished cries something hits him right on the back of the head with enough force to damn near crack his skull. What the fuck?! Osomatsu takes a pretty comical spill right onto the pavement and eats shit in front of a group of teenage girls discussing who they’re giving their candies to.

Immediately the sound of your laughter fills the air which causes Osomatsu to burst into his own smile when he sees what actually assaulted him. It’s a box of chocolates that has a clear markdown price on it that says it’s on clearance. Its base price was only 200 yen to begin with and on the package there’s a sticky note that says, “Made ya look! <3” and when Osomatsu turns around you’re pointing and laughing in his face.

You mock him for a few more seconds before running over and kissing him once on the lips. After that you raise your hand up to hit Osomatsu. He should’ve known not to go out with someone the same level of childish as him because when Osomatsu jumps you gleefully shout, “And two for flinching!” before smacking him on the back of the head twice.

After that you run away shouting about Osomatsu catching you if he can which leaves him dumbfound. “Sheesh…” Osomatsu smiles fondly in the direction you ran off in while turning the box over in his hands. On the opposite side there’s a limerick:

Oso’s are red

Karas are blue

visit my house

and you’ll cum too!

With a series of little dicks peppering it like they’re hearts. Osomatsu’s never felt so fucking in love when he mutters, “What the hell? We’re not kids anymore…” He’s definitely not going to let you get away with this, especially because you’re calling him “Slowpoke Osomatsu!” from half a block over. When Osomatsu gets to his feet he runs after you as fast as he can shouting some pretty juvenile swears. “That hurts! I’ll kill you!!” The second Osomatsu has you cornered you start making fun of him again.

“Oooh, you caught me! What now?” Osomatsu thinks about it before answering.

“I’m gonna rob you.” Your smile faulters just a second. “For my money?” Osomatsu shakes his head, “Give me the good stuff you have in your backpack.” It only takes a second before you shove him away, “Not until you answer my riddles three!” Osomatsu rolls his eyes.

“I said I’m mugging you, gimme!” With that he starts fighting for your backpack which ends up with Osomatsu getting his ass beat in an impromptu wrestling match as you scream about your riddles. Eventually a police officer shoos you both off with the threats of satiations and triumphantly Osomatsu steals the backpack full of chocolates and baked goods. “I let you win by the way!” You announce holding onto Osomatsu’s hand. “I was just tired and the sun was in my eyes.”

“You’re the biggest fucking kid I know and I know some goofballs.” Osomatsu shoves a brownie into your mouth when you try to argue your way out of it. “I thought I was childish but you take the cake. Happy Valentines I guess.”

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KARAMATSU

You pick up Karamatsu after the sun sets because you know ambiance is important for him; you decked out your car in all of the little things that you know would set the mood for your insanely romantic boyfriend. It’s taken over three weeks to obtain and arrange everything to make tonight oh so special for Karamatsu because you know an equal exchange is important. The last time Karamatsu felt unappreciated you woke up to him hammering nails into the floor. You won’t slip up again.

“Wowowow!!” Karamatsu gasps as he climbs into the passenger’s side and he gingerly touches one of the fairylights you strategically placed. You’ve got that musician he’s obsessed with playing softly, you’ve got your pair of sunglasses on even though God knows that’s a terrible idea. His silly little face is placed directly over your heart and fuck you’re cold in this tank top but you know Karamatsu’s love language is conceited and sweet so you’re getting points. “You did all this for me?” Karamatsu sounds earnest in his affections, “Of course! I even have a gift for you in the back.” That’s all you have to say before Karamatsu dives behind the seat and grabs the navy-blue gift bag. You know Christmas was only a few months ago and you kinda dropped the ball on last year’s gifts so you wanted to make sure at least Valentine’s day was special.

You hand sown a mini Karamatsu plushie and you can hear him gasping about the stitching. You fucking pricked the shit outta your fingers for months trying to get that embroidered rose just right on mini Kara’s back. “It looks amazing!” Karamatsu gushes before digging more into the bag, “There’s more?!”

“Of course there is! I am your ever faithful Karamatsu servant, so you know I had to return the favor and spoil my mans.” You’re so happy that Karamatsu instantly examines the blue carbon pocket watch and just watching his fingers gently trail across the inscription is so much. “This is too much! Please my honey, tell me there isn’t more in this bag.” Karamatsu eventually pulls the gift bag onto his lap and starts almost screaming in delight with each present removed.

You got his favorite brand of cologne, a new set of sunglasses, a custom shot tumbler with his face printed on it, and finally the thing you wanted him to see the most! “You didn’t?! Seriously – you didn’t!” Karamatsu very solemnly sounds so giddy but he’s holding up the Tenjin Works peacoat. “What?!” You’re thankful you didn’t pull off yet because Karamatsu’s hands tremble as he triple checks the tags.

“What?!” That’s all you get before you’re absolutely covered in kisses! Karamatsu tries his very best to say more than “I love you, I love you, I love you!” but he’s blubbering so loudly it muddles together while he shakes your shoulders. After a few minutes of happy sobbing and wiping his eyes Karamatsu tries his very best to save face, “I’m better now. Thank you, after today you are no longer my Karamatsu fan! I have seen the light and I underestimated your power, after this night I am your eternal beau! I live and breathe for you, there is no way to return this debt other than my life long servitude! I will worship you until my dying breath!” You nod along and buckle Karamatsu into his seat. “Sounds good, let’s go then!” When you drive Karamatsu to your house he’s even more shocked when you usher him into the candle lit room, “You shouldn’t leave these unattended!” Which is something so unlike him to say but you don’t mind it.

“Sit over there.” You point to the couch and go to the kitchen. When you return Karamatsu’s eyes are lit up like he’s a kid on Christmas before he bursts into tears again because he sees you have a platter of chocolate covered fruits. “Please my dearest, my heart cannot take any more joy! Allow me a moment to recuperate before I explode!” You feel like a bully but no, Karamatsu doesn’t get a moment to recuperate.

You walk over with a chocolate covered strawberry in hand, “I thought it was my turn to spoil you though, Karamatsu? Am I not doing a good job?” The second Karamatsu opens his mouth to protest you pop the strawberry in. “Happy Valentines.”

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145 notes - Posted February 27, 2022

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324 notes - Posted January 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

girl its not the "puritans/anti porn/think of the children" sanitizing the internet. its the advertizers who dont want to pay for ads on porn sites. its the board chairmen, its the shareholders, its the people who have money and capital and its the hands that money exchanges through. its capitalism.

its NOT the person with PTSD saying "hey stop fucking posting sexual violence where i can see it and spiral into flashbacks for several hours and have serious breakdowns with its effects that last for weeks" but yall are stupid. Like incredibly stupid. Like impressively stupid and you've learnt through confirmation bias that your idiotic arguments are sound.

They're not.

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[onymonch]

I'm so sleepy tired after soudam week

Iluguys thanks for support

I experimented lots I hope it rubs off on all my art :3

[kaelivanfossenart]

I AM EMOTIONAL OMG 😅🙌🏻💗 My friends @hiceecee.eth and @coinlaundrynft went to see my art at @stretch.gallery while my stretcher bars are being hand delivered before the show! So they laid down on the floor with my paintings to FaceTime me 😭 ILUGUYS SO MUCH! *happy crying* (at Wyn 317) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClpFhudPQNo/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[reimeichan]

okay but also genuine question are we overt???? (also iluguys)

If you're a relatively overt system meeting a mutual system irl is either the best or worst thing depending on if you ever want to be able to question if you are really that overt

[themaneevent]

heart-tips said: heart tips 2.0

whoeverloved said: John

“I don’t even exist yet and I’m already getting flak... what’s with that, anyway? Who’s ever heard of a wizard named John?”

“Well, I guess I have now that I’ve said it aloud. See what you’ve done? You’ve made the wizard John a thing now.”

[auspicioustarantula]

this was for my newsies group chat but i think it also applies here

[safefromsin]

me: am i a good person? 

everyone else: 

[omousvarii]

welp. bedtime. my drafts now only consist of: @headstrongblake​  ( approx like 7 ) @ginaofthe100​ / @foxofthe100​  ( together 3 ) and @falsepsychiic​ ( p sure 3 also ) there is literally only one other thread that isnt you three lol

[akillerconundrum]

OOC:

I have so many things in my drafts what have I done. 

[multiversal-archive]

“THAT’S NOT WHIP CREAM ON YOUR FRUIT SALAD, THAT’S-”

[citycrowned]

—frembly remembly that i get set off easily by caps lock and there’s a section in my rules that clearly states i’d like it to be tagged-- i don’t enforce this often but this week’s been pretty bad so do me a favor and try to remember!! love y’all 💖💖💖

[movingsharts]

1, 8, 20, 50!

1. If you and your best friend had a webseries, what would you call it?let’s say it’s me and @slampiecee and not irl people - probably like... pussy sharts 

8. top 3 drag nameslisa newcar, seyonce knowles and rebecca michaels 

20. who was your most embarrassing childhood crush?probably zac hanson LMAO 

50. why are gay people like that?

[bellasdragons]

sorry I haven't been around lately been feeling unwell and extra tired and v. why bother but I'll try to reblog some stuff soon (instead of saving to drafts oops) and post some other stuff and reply... also a giveaway bc that should have happened like 2 weeks ago /rip

[scottmccallhab-blog]

I AM BACK and a little shakey still? but let me know if you want to drop threads if you think they’re a little too old??? or we can come up with the ending and start a new, more recent one. Apparently, it’s been 8 days. SERIOISLYYLY?