#IF YOU WANNA PLAY RAINMAKER THEN PICK UP THE RAINMAKER!!! & IF YOU’RE SUCH A BABY THEN GO ONTO TURF WAR BUT DON’T RUIN OTHER PEOPLE’S GAME

[sillylilneurodivergent]

I had the WORST Rainmaker team last night. No one would pick up the Rainmaker except for me & when they DID pick it up they did this

[cutekaiju]

Pokemon Moon Namelocke Episode 4: Getting Schooled

Current Party:

Capricorn the shiny Skiddo - level 20

Kyuubi the Vulpix - level 19

Patrick the Panpour - level 18

POOPERMAN the Farfetch’d - level 20

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There wasn’t much to get excited about after having to sacrifice two of my friends (babies that I caught btw) in order to beat the fighting Trial, but I can be happy about all the new mons I’m adding to this game having done pretty well in Wonder Trades the past week.

(Even while updating this I’ve added yet another box so hopefully there will be more variety in what I draw after my first encounters)

There is even a few shinies in there and some great breedjects with egg moves so here is hoping they’ll be able to help me out in the game.

The positive feelings, however, that came with organizing these scores didn’t last long.

Remember how I said I was going to grind up Richie the Meowth to use in my party since I’ve never used Alonan Meowth before?

Nvm.  What kind of a cat gets killed by a bird?  WILL NOT BE MISSED.

Anyway on to the next island!  A fresh start... filled with adventure.... friends... laughter.... love.... and irrelevant cameos.

Dexio you better be honored I even remember who you are, and the only reason I do is because I recently played X.  Glad to see you’ve gone from a Man Child wearing super hero outfits to dressing like a fuck boy now.  Anyway yay Zygrade..... :( who cares..... I’m glad there never was a Pokemon Z tbh rather they just keep pushing forward to new versions instead of reworking a game that was already decent.

Anyway after doing the usual NPC sweep to see if anyone had anything for me it was time to head to the first route of the new island.... and lo and behold.

A quirky little bed bug.  First encounter of the island I’m excited to see what I’ll get.

So the point of this Locke is to love all Pokemon despite what they are and what nicknames that were forced upon them.  Remember these poor Pokemon didn’t have a choice and it’s up to me to love them no matter, but I wasn’t excited about this.  1. What do I even call it?  2. It’s an Illumise enough said.

I settled on just calling her... or they.... misgendered, because I don’t know what the nickname implies, and to tell you the truth Misgendered has surprised me.  

Meanwhile back at the ranch wanna be me Mr. Hau decided to engage in battle and my newest party member held it’s own against both Pikachu and Spheal wanna be with no issues at all, and that’s surprising because I really didn’t put much effort into leveling this beautiful fluid gendered bug.  Also it’s moves are pretty good to be a staller early battle.  Infestation, Moon Light, struggle bug, and probably going to throw a screen up there later it’s actually pretty tanky.

Too be honest Kyuubi is getting a bit jealous.  It use to be my star battle finisher and she didn’t even get to come out.  Needless to say she would not be amused if ten thousand lightning bugs taught her how to dance.

On to the wild grass around the ranch for the next encounter after I battled an angry bull.  Please Taurus you’re nothing compared to Capricorn.  Your star sign isn’t even compatible to his.

In honor of that whole exchange I knew what to nickname my first encounter of the area.

Whatever Mistress Moo I doubt you’re that lonely..... not with them titties.... I’m sure you’ll make lots of friends in this box.  Let’s see who your replacement is.

Oh boy another Meowth.  This one’s name is Kitten.... and I can’t let the past get to me.... so welcome to the party Kitten.  I’ll try not to kill you so I can see what all the hype about dark Persian is (though if it dies I’m sure there are more Meowth in this PC waiting for me)

He’ll, however, have to sit in the box for a minute as I made sure to grab that Eevee egg to use as a gift encounter to pick up one of those lovely level 1′s out of my box later.

No encounters for Route 5, however, because I one shotted the mon I came across.  Thanks a lot Patrick <.<  

Speaking of Patrick though I taught him hidden power fighting since I don’t have a fighting type and his special isn’t too terrible.

Trainers weren’t really an issue except the two that had the birds.  There was a bit of a heal struggle as Kyuubi tried out her will-o-wisp to widdle them down.... I really don’t have much that resists flying that much.

Now on to Gladion.... I don’t know why he is picking a fight with me.  I am a Gladion fan tbh.  I don’t know what it is, because he has a good story.... not the best though, but I think it might be because I really like his hoodie.  It looks nice and warm.

Type: Null go the Kyuubi Will-O-Wisp treatment.  Was a long fight, but still a victory.

Time to start the water Trial.  I have no time for the captain’s humor.... I have pokemans to catch.  

My egg hatched on this route.  I lv. 1 Eevee that I named Prism.  One of my over used names for Eevee’s since I really like that Pink Floyd art of eevee breaking off into it’s different forms.

When it came to the level 1′s in the Brave box there was only two options.  Both fire types.

Both of these I like.  I got the Floof from a friend in Wonder Trade, and Not Shiny is just funny and Charizard is one of my favorite pokes.  Both of them would be great potential replacements for Kyuubi if something horrible happens to her.  

As per usual since they are both the same level I had to do a random.org and got Floofmeister the Growlithe who will have to hang out in the PC since I already got fire covered.

Also right after I hatched the Eevee I caught a Poliwag.

I kind of blanked on a name so I called her Mesmorize.... and her replacement from the Docile box is....

Just B the Delibird.  Would be a great back up if something happened to Pooperman for ice is always lovely, but really just not the mood to level Poor B up at the moment.  So box it is.

Now with that out of the way time to take on the water Trial.

No issues.  None at all... well cept one.  Worry Seed does not make schooling go away.  Science has been accomplished here... all it does is say ‘failed’.  The battle was kind of long, because I played like a legit pussy and used the power of both infestation from misgender’d and then leech seed from Capricorns before vine whipping it out.... and the captain’s stupid sense of humor out of my life.

Yay Waterium Z..... Patrick you can have it.  Proud of you little buddy for learning scald.  

Soon it will be your time to rise above the rest or fail.

Let’s end the episode on a low note, however....

Now that I can surf I went back to Hau’oli.... this time to the beach front since that’s an area I haven’t obtained a Pokemon from.  I caught a Finneon and named it rainmaker.... and in exchange for it I got a....

Like I said I did a lot of Wonder Trading for this project before SUMO came out. So this was bound to happen.  Get in the box Zigg5.