#IF THATS ALL IT TAKES TO SCARE EM OFF I WOULDVE DONE THIS YEARS AGO!!!! I GUESS!!!

[slytherverse]

BUTT DEEP !!! IN THE SEPTIC TANK!!! DRENCHED !!!! IN GOD KNOWS WHAT!!!! IN THE CLUB!!! IN FRONT OF MY EX !!! AND MILFS !!! AND FRIENDS!!! IN THE CLUB !!! I FELL IN!!! SEWAGE!!! AND I WAS WAY TOO NORMAL ABOUT IT !!! I SAID (WITH ONE LEG INSIDE THE TANK AND THE OTHER SUPPORTING MY BODY SO THAT I DIDNT BREAK MY FEMUR) I SAID "OH...!" WHO THE FUCK SAYS "oh!" (TWINK-STYLE) IN RESPONSE! TO! FALLING! INTO! THE! (FOOT HIT THE BOTTOM) (NOTHING LED UP TO THIS) (NOTHING ELSE MATTERS NOW) SEPTIC! HATCH !!!!! IN THE ACTUAL CLUB. WHICH APPARENTLY HAD A KNOWN THING CALLED "THE HOLE"!!! WHICH IS APPARENTLY GAY CODE FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING SEPTIC TANK THAT IS SO ENCRUSTED WITH DIRT! THAT IT BLENDS IN! WITH THE FLOOR! MY FUCKING BAD! AND PEOPLE I DITCHED EARLIER ARE ALL "OOH HOW DID YOUR NIGHT TURN OUT BC MINE WAS-" I WISH I COULD CARE BUT I FELL INTO A MOTHERFUCKING SEPTIC TANK AND THAT SOMEHOW ONLY RANKS 4TH ON THE ENDLESS LIST OF STUPID SHIT THAT HAPPENED ON THIS ONE ACTUAL DAY OF MY ACTUAL STUPID LIFE!!!!!!