#IF SHIPS ARE NOT YOUR THING IM SO SORRY. LET ME HAVE FUN THOUGH EHEHE

[riuuneon]

relationship announcements

(secred wouldn't be obvious about it, so it's just a casual announcement. grapeduo was fully expected, so the gang's not surprised at all. yellue... well, i mean,)

[moonscngsarchive]

bitch do every single one of our ships u feel like doing for that last meme thank u

i bet u thought i forgot hoe .... u rly thought huh !

 ok. .. . . besley first. 

who hogs the duvet: beck oof

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: ummmm i feel like neither? i feel like they would eventually become big on letting the other know that they were safe somewhere when they’re apart for some reason ? the inner machinations of my mind r an enigma.... but i know blake texts him stupid shit like “today is the new moon have u set and manifested your intentions” at 3:45 on a wednesday NO ONE ASKED!!! 

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: BLAKE i’m sorry beck

who gets up first in the morning: prob beck.... blake stays up all night looking @ her real tru luv (the moon) 

who suggests new things in bed: i don’t feel like either one of them would be like “👉👈 can we....” i rly feel like they both just wing it 100% of the time

who cries at movies: blake :/ 

who gives unprompted massages: beck ?? i think. unless he had a rly rough show or smth then blake would try to be nice.  

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: this is probably a time both of them would be sweet to the other.... so i say both here. they’re the most comfortable w/ each other when one of them is weaker akdmsfaksmgadsf

who gets jealous easiest: BOTH!! but beck . it’s beck.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: i feel like beck has secret favorites. blake takes herself too seriously fmadsfmam

who collects something unusual: i feel like beckham probably collects beer tabs or broken glass idk he scares me

who takes the longest to get ready: blake. and then she’ll just decide not to go lmao.

who is the most tidy and organised: u m blake no question

who gets most excited about the holidays: neither, they both don’t believe in commercialism/pagan tradition but i know blake puts up a xmas tree

who is the big spoon/little spoon: beck is big spoon :-)

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: BOOOOOTHHHHHHHHH OF THEM. i feel like blake normally wouldn’t be competitive against anyone BUT beckham. 

who starts the most arguments: lmao..... it’s a toss up. a shit show luv xx

who suggests that they buy a pet: blake would just bring one home. it would be a stray with one eyeball and mange and she would be like “this is my grandma from a past life that is astral projecting into this dog and she lives here now”

what couple traditions they have: i imagine in my head on every anniversary (they probably don’t know an exact date, so rotate picking one day out of the year that they choose is their anniversary like the queen does w her bday fkasdmf) they go find an old abandoned road and try drive quick enough to see the other side of the moon or go see a show at the venue they met @ : ) idk i feel like they try. also their tradition is acting like they don’t like each other.

what tv shows they watch together: i thought abt this so hard. i know they watch unsolved mysteries, probably twin peaks. i also feel like blake likes to watch the crown to fact check everything and beck acts like he hates it but then starts asking her questions. 

what other couple they hang out with: is this... even a question. savannah & brooks ! 

how they spend time together as a couple: fighting or being really nice. no in between. also making fun of other ppl.

who made the first move: did we decide that? KMFDKSMGANS i feel like it was mutual. probably beckham though.

who brings flowers home: neither. lol

who is the best cook: blake ! i feel like she would rly try :( and beck probably burns jello 

BAVANNAH !! 

who hogs the duvet: brooks and he denies it

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: i feel like both do. they’re annoying and r probably like “how are u? where are u at today? what do u need from me?” hate them

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: i feel like brooks would rly try but savannah would obliterate him. they probably have competitions every year and he continuously loses. 

who gets up first in the morning: brooks, for sure. he never sleeps. stays up too late and wakes up too early and has a coffee iv somwhere probably.

who suggests new things in bed: brooks most likely lmao they probably don’t have sex until they’re 36 tho

who cries at movies: my angel ms savannah . and brooks puts it on his instagram story

who gives unprompted massages: brooks, probably, just 2 ****

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: savannah !! i know it in my heart. brooks always thinks he’s dying.

who gets jealous easiest: BROOOOOOOOKS

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: savannah :/ i’m sry girly

who collects something unusual: i feel like savannah collected weird stuff as a kid fkasmdfasm idk where that vibe came from but i’m sticking w it

who takes the longest to get ready: savannah again..... mdmfmdfm

who is the most tidy and organised: SAVANNAH .A;D,FSKDF IM SORRY. brooks is privileged and had a maid i know he leaves his shit everywhere.

who gets most excited about the holidays: ok i do feel like this is both of them.

who is the big spoon/little spoon: brooks is a very secretive little spoon and makes savannah sign an NDA that she won’t tell beck

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: brooks !! is!! very!! competitive!!!

who starts the most arguments: um .  brooks again he’s an aries

who suggests that they buy a pet: this is savannah : - ) i love her

what couple traditions they have: idk abt traditions but i feel like they probably have a lot of rituals... like he has to play w her hair for her to fall asleep or smth. now i’m emo.

what tv shows they watch together: i know they watch gilmore girls together i kNOWWW ITTTT and brooks probably made her watch breaking bad.

what other couple they hang out with: if u know u know he heh eheh

how they spend time together as a couple: very touchy feely, a lot of affirmation, naps and watching tv, probably staying up too late playing board games or watching home movies from when they were kids

who made the first move: um literally neither and that’s the worst part

who brings flowers home: brooks ! ! !

who is the best cook: savannah bc brooks is again privileged 

ok last but not least.... brasher :/ i’m scared

who hogs the duvet: they have separate duvets like europeans to avoid conflict 🥰 but brynn probably just gets underneath asher’s anyway

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: both ! i feel like both of their days are really busy, so it probably varies but i know they both do

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: also feel like this could be both. i feel like they’re both sentimental, but brynn is probably more creative. 

who gets up first in the morning: asher for sure. brynn pulls all nighters all the time.

who suggests new things in bed: also think this is asher akmfmsadf brynn is vanilla

who cries at movies: brynn omg 

who gives unprompted massages: again i think this is brynn ? asher’s always stressed lmao

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: BOTH and they’re both big weenies

who gets jealous easiest: asher when they were younger, brynn as adults.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: dis brynn. she still loves abba ?? ?

who collects something unusual: brynn collects 100 yr old diaries of strangers from thrift shops bc she thinks they’re romantic and asher thinks they’re all haunted

who takes the longest to get ready: probably brynn bc she procrastinates 

who is the most tidy and organised: this is probably asher. brynn is unknowinging slob, she has to be really intentional abt cleaning up after herself akdsmfaskmd her mind just moves too quick ! 

who gets most excited about the holidays: brynn x29389283. she decorates and goes all out.

who is the big spoon/little spoon: i feel like brynn is just always laying on asher somehow, idk abt cuddling but she’s just always koala’d on him. 

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: they’re both competitive, they’re fire signs y i k e s 

who starts the most arguments: asher :( sowwy

who suggests that they buy a pet: idk why but i feel like this is asher. brynn probably is too anxious abt giving a pet a good life akmfdkamf

what couple traditions they have: date nights r probably big and they’re probably always leaving handwritten notes to each other 🥺

what tv shows they watch together: they’re probably really into limited series documentaries and get really offended when the other watches an ep without them. i also think they rly like bbc kamdfkasdmf

what other couple they hang out with: they’re hermits prob but mabye one of asher’s clients? ? ? idk.

how they spend time together as a couple: i feel like ever since they lost time while they were apart, they just like to literally be around each other even if it’s doing nothing. that made me emo adkfmadsf. they prob like going on night drives like when they were younger.

who made the first move: back in the day ?? asher for sure.

who brings flowers home: :( i feel like they both bring home things for each other. also this question feels sexist idk why

who is the best cook: i honestly don’t know bc brynn is always moving so fast and asher is rich so ... .. . i’m stumped. neither? 

[poguesofthebau]

heyyy! i wanna request a ship if you would do it! i’m 5’2/5’3 a leo and v quick tempered and impulsive. i do crazy, reckless shit 24/7 and i have a plethora of mental shit going on (atypical anorexia, anxiety, depression, adhd, insomnia ahaha) i would do anything for my friends and always put others before myself! im also hella into trying drugs and drinking bc they let me distract myself from my life. i have a bad home life as well ehehe... sorry for over sharing!!! love you!!

oversharing SCHMOVERSHARING we love the honesty and i hope everything works out well for you soon baby love u the most <3 also u didn’t put in ur description that you’re bi BUT i peeped it in ur bio so i hope this is okay :) 

i ship you with kie!! (honorary mention: jj was your literal twin flame. he was like your platonic, best friend soulmate. you were essentially the same person, and the relationship between you would be unbreakable. all the pogues were family, but jj would be like a literal brother to you, and the fun kind of siblings who are homies and do everything together and hang out and are best friends, ya know? for a bit, people expected you to end up with him, but you and jj were far too similar to be together romantically, a fact you both knew right off the bat.)

kie was constantly trying to save you, and it often pissed you off. in all honesty, i think the first few months of your relationship with kie would be pretty rocky. she’d just want the best for you, offering all the resources she had to try to get you the help you needed, but you could never accept things like that from her. that’s not what you needed her for. all you wanted from kie was for her to do what she’d been doing the entire time you’d known her before dating: caring about you, putting in effort, and listening. however, kie’s mind told her that she should help simply because she knew she could, and combined with how much she wanted you to have everything you deserved, she couldn’t get over the idea. so, when situations like that would happen, it would be like an explosion every time. it would be a sucky time for all of the pogues, with even the clueless boys knowing there was trouble in paradise and realizing it could be the end of the pogues as they knew them. before things could actually fizzle out between you and kiara, though, you were both able to come to your senses on what the miscommunication was all about. after one particularly bad fight, finally looking at it from each other’s point of view made you both realize your mistakes, and once you’d bounced back from that, there was no stopping the two of you.

despite your settling into your relationship with kie, there would still be plenty of times that you pissed each other off. in little ways, like when she replaced the toilet paper roll backwards at the Chateau, or when you forgot a reusable straw and took a plastic one instead. at that point in your relationship, the only time you guys got into actual fights instead of momentary squabbles before kissing the annoyance away, was when you got into a fight. kie would get furious with you one night at the Boneyard when you ended up jumping on rafe’s back as his fist slammed into jj’s cheek again and again, resulting in topper putting his hands on you and directly dragging you into the chaos that had ensued. when she tried to interfere in fights like these, her goal would be to halt the fighting. but you, all you wanted was to get in on the action-- to help jj, not stop him. that little difference really got on kie’s nerves. “do you have a fucking death wish or something? why would you try to do that right now?” she’d scream at you after topper tossed you in front of her feet. after staring down at your hands to inspect your fingers, which had basically bent backwards when topper threw you, a pained expression on your face, you’d glare up at her, noticing the fight dying down behind you. “i stopped them, didn’t i?” she’d roll her eyes angrily, crossing her arms over her chest. you stood, jj coming up and wrapping his arm around you as you dusted yourself off and wiped the sand from your hands. “sick interference there, lyss.” “fuck you, jj,” kie would cut him off, grabbing your hand and ignoring your wince when her fingers lacing into yours sent an ache down your arm, she dragged you across the beach. 

as you walked, you could see the tension leaving kiara’s body, and the grip on your hand gradually loosened until you were even stroking your thumb against the backs of her hands. finally she stopped, apparently having decided you were far enough from the party to talk. she sighed when she looked at you, shaking her head. “you mad?” you’d ask coolly, not letting her let go of your hand as you brushed back a curl with your free one. “i just don’t understand you,” she’d murmur, eyes fluttering shut. “why you do this shit to yourself.” “i’m not doing anything to me, i’m doing something for my friends. my family, kie.” you’d tug gently on her hand, fighting the urge to wince again at the pain in your fingers. she’d open her eyes and stare into yours, searching for something. you tried to show her what you needed her to see, and she finally blinked with another sigh. “please stop getting into these fights, okay? let us handle it. help by not letting yourself get hurt again. i can’t keep seeing you get tossed around like that. i’ll fucking kill topper if he touches you again.” you’d chuckle, nodding and leaning in to press your lips onto hers. she hummed into the kiss, hands in your hair as yours slipped under her shirt and onto her waist. you’d pull her in closer, wrapping your arms around her back as you began to smile. “what?” you’d giggle, pecking her lips. “you just threatened to kill topper over me. i just love you.” she’d move her lips to your neck, kissing softly a few times and giggling at the moan you let out before she replied. “i love you more.”