#IDGAF WHO YOU SHIP IN THIS SHOW SHIP WHO YOU WANT BUT I SWEAR TO GOD THEY. ARE. CANON.
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this fandom makes me want to smack people sometimes
#i may have strolled into the elrond tag expecting fun and somehow got hit with “celeborn is boring”#“only sauron gave Galadriel agency”#y'all imma bout to fucking smack HOW DARE YOU#IDGAF WHO YOU SHIP IN THIS SHOW SHIP WHO YOU WANT BUT I SWEAR TO GOD THEY. ARE. CANON.#BUT THEY. ARE. CANON.#AND LEMME TELL YOU IF CELEBORN GETS LEFT OUT THERE'S A LOT OF US THAT WILL BE PISSED BECAUSE IF ANYTHING HE'S A GREAT FOUNDATION#YOU CAN BUILD A FABULOUS CHARACTER#A HEALTHY AF RELATIONSHIP THAT LASTS FOR MILLENNIA#SAME WITH CELEBRIAN I S2G CUT IT THE FUCK OUT#WHY NOT BUILD SOMETHING INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY TEAR DOWN#*finally shuts up*
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didn’t do last week’s but here it is: TOWL EPISODE 5 SPOILERS BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!! ❤️🔥
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ANOTHER LEGENDARY EPISODE FOR THE TWD HISTORY BOOKS. can we get a round of applause please? 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 yes. great. perfect.
you already know what i’m about to scream about. THE RICHONNE PROPOSAL™️ HELLODHSJDHSKBDJSHSHSSBSBSJEISNS DID I NOT PREDICT IT YES OR NO. YES I DID!!!!! THE RING ���😭😭 HIS SPEECH 😭😭😭 HIM GETTING ON ONE KNEE AND THEN SHE GETS ON HER KNEES TOO?!?1?2!$:)!/!:/& HER RESPONSE TOO?! SEDATE ME THIS IS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED. imagine thinking we haven’t won the damn lottery with this ship it’s neverrrr over for us i love them i love them so much they’re going home next episode, and we’re going to see the ring on her finger WATCH THIS SPACE ❤️🩹❤️🩹🥺😁
not even five minutes into the episode and i was being ambushed with both admiration and TORTUROUS PAIN. the cute little callback to 7x12 of them just being on the road, scavenging, surviving, and loving on each other was sooooo cute. rick kissing the back of mich’s hand. DOES THIS SHOW WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING VERY CATASTROPHIC BC I WILL.
BOOM. immediate anguish right after their cutie scene because what does rick do? OH RIGHT HE PULLS OUT THE PHONE OF CARL’S DRAWING AND STARES AT IT SOLEMNLY. CATASTROPHIC THOUGHTS ARE FORMING EXPONENTIALLY LITTLE TUMBLR PEOLLE 😭😭😭❤️🩹❤️🩹😔😔😔😔 i can’t do this anymore no more please. i cried so hard last episode i’m tired brother
that brief scene of rick wanting to bring a gift home for rj. that’s his baby. michonne saying that he’s the brave man, and that just him coming home to them was enough. i need like three days to process this episode it was SOOOOO SOFT
“tasteful noods?” they’re idiots but they’re my idiots. i am also an idiot because just before she said that, i paused the show and read the truck and laughed out loud at the brand. i swear we’re so tethered. michonne and trips, sisters in another universe <3
im not going to sugarcoat anything. idgaf about jadis’s death. in fact, i am celebrating!!!!! will byers is NO MÁS good damn riddance.
ALSO HELLO GABRIEL? i was quite comforted to see a member of the group. those random meetups with haircut were interesting to say the least, especially the kiss because ummm was he not still dating rosita? idk idc i can’t keep up with the timelines anymore it’s not that serious unless it’s rick and michonne
also thank you GABRIEL for the wedding ring, and thanks jadis for giving it to rick. haircut was good for something in the end i guess. doesn’t matter what her ending was, i didn’t feel any reconciliation or compassion. she’s still a piece of shit who stole a great portion of rick’s life from himself and his entire family. burn in the hottest depths of hell. xo!
WAS THAT A PAINTING OF GLENN IN JADIS’S FLASHBACK? IF SO HOW AND WHY IM GENUINELY CONFUSED SOMEONE PLEASE REPLY OR DM ME ASAP
the callback to 6x10?!?!?? spearmint and baking soda?!?! I WAS IN LOVE WITH MY SONS BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!???????? danai and andy took the little richonne file in my brain and STUDIED it to make sure that they filmed every scene that i’ve ever wanted to happen to them. no source just trust me they did it
RICK GIVING MICH A BRAND NEW “M” NECKLACE OHHHHH 😔😔🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹 THEYRE SO LOVEBUG. LIKE WOAH OKAY TROY AND GABRIELLA 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭❤️🩹 she deserves it so much! and then their kiss inside of the cabin afterwards, and them falling back onto the bed urgsjdvajdbabbs cutie pies!!!!!!!!!!!
every jadis scene pissed me off, so I won’t go into detail too much. you guys know how much i hate her. anyway, michonne using the axe to slice jadis like a cold cut… mother. love her. ALSO her rage when speaking about haircut too, yeah that was the perfect amount of dialogue that i wanted to see from her. her stealing rick’s time of seeing rj’s birth, first steps, etc. UGH. so excellent, you could feel her burning anger in her voice.
all of these callbacks throughout the episode but the best, most important and evident one was the mere fact that they’re a team again. kicking ass, and simply leading each other because that’s what they’re the best at. before any of their romance began, they were trusted confidants who worked so well side by side, and in this episode we got to see and feel the satisfaction and elation of having that back again!!!!!
i felt like i was at a drive thru restaurant ordering the entire episode. can i get some flirting, with a side of ass kicking, and ummm let me get a side of poetic, confessional yearning from rick grimes. yeah, that’ll be all.
rick telling gabriel that he wanted to marry michonne on the bridge. 🥺……. 😡 AND THEN EVERYTHING GOES TO SHIT AFTERWARDS. IMAGINE THE WORLD IF JADIS NEVER KIDNAPPED HIM. THEY WOULD HAVE FOUND HIM EVENTUALLY LIKE HE WAS RIGHT UP THE STREET?? oof — i cannot. we waited so long to hear this admirable dialogue but at what cost. it’s so sad, but at least we’re here now as michonne would say!!!!!
okay. ❤️🩹 there’s still so much to unpack but that’s enough out of me for the moment. brain’s still scrambled eggs. last but not least, michonne grimes is the hottest character ever. THE BOXERS?! she looked fucking amazing in every single outfit. if i were rick, i’d be kissing every inch of her neck too HELLO
don’t forget to stream the ones who live episode FIVE 5️⃣ on amc+ and don’t forget to watch it tonight on amc’s channel at 9pm!!!! ❤️🔥 so stoked for episode 6. it’s going to be the best one ever. it’s so hard to rank them at this point and i don’t want to either. every episode is better than the last! REAL TELEVISION IS BACK. 🫶🏼❤️🔥
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NEW INTRO AGAIN LETS GO!!!
shit ass banners i made lololll
my name is Alex, you can also call me Zoe, Sam, or Binoo !! :D
I am 14 and my birthday is April 23rd
I use he/they pronouns
I am an artist, animator, content creator, and I'm currently learning how to sing
I am ace, demiromatic, pan, genderfluid, and poly
I am a selfshipper
I am audhd + dyscalculic
my special interests are Paramore and my ocs
im currently hyperfixated on Emily Armstrong and fall out boy
I am also Paramore's #1 fan!!!!
I am VERY FUCKING annoying over my interests, especially with Paramore and Emily Armstrong
I usually replace "anybody" and "somebody" with "anypony" and "somepony"
I do unfortunately fw some rpf ships. I'm respectful about it though...
I am also an Emily Armstrong defender TILL THE DAY I DIE. I don't want anypony screaming at me saying that Emily is a horrible person. If you don't like it then block me. or maybe do scream at me saying that she's awful, then I know who to block.
I have a terrible and brainrotted sense of humor
I swear a lot
idgaf about proship discourse please leave me out of it
i don't really think before I post, If post something wrong please let me know
music i listen to (long ass list incoming): Paramore, pierce the veil, linkin park, fall out boy, sws, mcr, Hayley Williams, pinkshift, meet me @ the altar, silverstien, green day, bring me the horizon, p!atd, la dispute, lemon demon, sunny day real estate, Will Wood and the tapeworms, Will Wood, asking Alexandria, not enough space, get scared, the used, Owl city, mitski, Florence + the machine, stomach book, she wants revenge, Weezer, picture me broken, rites of spring, hot milk, stand atlantic, halfnoise, dead sara, isles & glaciers, dead by sunrise, black veil brides, system of a down, limp Bizkit, silly goose, scary kids scaring kids, alesana, evanescence, mom jeans, Imogen Heap, blink-182, chappel roan, fem&m, femtanyl, the cure, modern baseball, foxszn, 3drinkz, newgrounds death rugby, yellow card, vylet pony, american football, boygenius, Avril Lavigne, nickasuar, millionaires, Kesha, s3rl, 3oh!3, attack attack, brokencyde, and waterparks.
shows I like:
smiling friends, steven universe, gravity falls, murder drones, arcane, madoka magica, eddsworld, spooky month, inside job, clone high, invader zim, the owl house, amphibia, pelswick, tadc, mlp, toopy and binoo, and mlp
movies i like:
the final riot, steven universe the movie, atsv, itsv, mean girls, juno, the tamagotchi movie, toopy and binoo the movie, and mlp the movie
games i like:
splatoon 2, fnaf, animal crossing, minecraft, roblox, regretevator (which is a roblox game lmao), mario kart, castle cats, pjsekai, nintendogs, kingdom hearts re:coded, ddlc, baldis basics, and class of 09 (NOT including the flipside that game was ass. I'm also not really in the fandom because it's annoying as hell)
youtubers i like:
Kurtis Conner, Danny Gonzalez, Drew Gooden, funkyfrogbait, markiplier, flamingo, stariaat, dantdm, sinjin drowning, cybernoop, bredrawz, and lovely lor
other stuff I like (fandom related):
the tamagotchi franchise, laika's comet, homestuck, warrior cats, the mean girls musical, be more chill, Hamilton, and spaced out (my friend's comic ^_^)
MORE stuff i like (non fandom related)
alternative subcultures and fashion, old animation memes, nostalgic stuff, space stuff, and animals (mostly cats :3)
bigots ofc, maps and zoos, people under 12, Paramore haters, Emily Armstrong haters, darkshippers, people who harras darkshippers, and jamie Bennington supporters.
boundaries which i forgot to make a banner for whoops:
you can:
send me asks
tag me in stuff (especially if it's related to Paramore or Emily Armstrong, as long as it's not hate or any other weird shit ofc. ALSO PLEASE TAG ME IN TAG GAMES!!!)
make fanart of my ocs
art trades (mutuals only)
ask me for my discord (if we are close)
ask me questions about anything you're curious about (as long as their not weird ofc)
do NOT:
draw NSFW of my ocs
sexualize my ocs
sexualize me (i am a minor)
tag or send me hate towards any of my interests
bring up hospitals around me #nosocomephobia!!!! 😜😜😜😜🤤🤤🤤
ALSO ONE MORE THING: you are allowed to interact with my blog if you are over 18, but keep in mind that I am a minor and don't get too weird or personal with me.
these are mostly just my socials
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I saw Paramore on November 7th 2022 and I'm seeing linkin park on August 8th 2025 (and hopefully I'll also see ptv on May 28th 2025 :D)
also here's my playlist
THATS ALL BYEEE!!!!
#paramore#pierce the veil#linkin park#fall out boy#smiling friends#steven universe#othet fandom stuff other fandomsssghuhh#mcr#sws#im gonna piss everywhere#lalalalalala#Spotify
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I once went to one of their inbox to tell them to please stop tagging elucien if their posts is just about bashing elriel and they basically told me to f*ck off and they can "do what they want" or whatever. I swear, these are the same little sh*ts that would complain about Elriels tagging elucien.
It's the fact that it's always the same 5 people that have literally no hobbies but complain about Elriels. They're lurking in the gwynriel tag too. They're covering the sweet content we're looking for with their bullshit posts.
"Look what these Elriels say-" NO I DON'T WANNA LOOK CAUSE I DON'T CARE! WHY ARE YOU STALKING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE???
I don't want to see the hurtful stuff they say about Lucien and Elucien, nor do I care about their theories and Interpretation. I blocked the elriel tag and some elriels so that I won't have to see their posts. Heck, I'm avoiding acotar content on Tik tok and Twitter just so I won't see anything elriel and anti elucien related. If I wanted to see anti elriel content, I'd go to the anti elriel tag. It's that simple.
The thing is, I also tried to be more open to the Elriel ship. I'm very confident in Elucien, but should Elriel be endgame then I want to be okay with it. However, these little shits that constantly shove statements from toxic elriels to my face make it very difficult for me. It brings me back to "Elriels are so toxic" thoughts.
Sry for the long rant. It just angers me.
Babe, I once told people to stop taking the bait and they told me to get off my high horse so I feel you on that. Is it getting on a high horse to say that not everything on the internet is made in good faith and by answering obvious trolls...you give them the fight they want? Wow you sure showed them.
But at its core, LB said it best. It's not a bipartisan system and you actually can't tell anything about a person based on the ship they like. If some folks had any self awareness they'd realize they are literally no better than the people they claim to hate and for every one person hyping them up, 8 others feel discouraged and burned out from all the negativity. A fandom can't sustain itself on pure spite- you need people who passionately love the series enough to draw art, write fic, create headcanons etc etc, and to that end you have to let go of the utter boring obsession with what is and is not canon.
I took screenshots of that post, and one person said "the author wrote it that way for a reason???" and to that I'd say, she wrote enough to make elriel a very popular ship, too. Are we picking and choosing? Are we saying you're not allowed to ship something if it isn't canon? No more Neris, no Rhysta, no Casslain, no Azris? And who gets to decide what is and is not canon? Someone on that post was discussing what "true" eluciens are, which excludes me along with a vast swath of other people.
I didn't elect any of these people to decide what I was allowed to write about or commission art for- Like the cherry picking so people can be faux outraged and then take screenshots of one of the most popular artists in the fandom, with a VERY distinct style to create a victim narrative that allows them to feel good about bullying is just overdone and boring at this point.
Anyway, I'll always advocate for blocking people and creating spaces that feel good. And I'll continue saying that if you hate something that much, you should stop engaging with it. No one is ever going to change my mind about elucien, I'm confident in my choices and even if SJM doesn't go that direction, I'll still be writing elucien like idgaf. The constant looking each other up to talk shit reeks of insecurity and boredom. Couldn't be me.
#also ill put this in the tags but LUCIEN IS AN ASSHOLE#OH MY GOD HE SPENDS ALL OF BOOK ONE ROASTING FEYRE#YOU THINK HES NOT GONNA HAVE SHIT TO SAY TO ELAIN WHEN SHE PUSHES TOO MANY BUTTONS GIVE ME A BREAKooo#OooOOOoooOOooh lucien is a pure gentleman he'd never- HE WOULD OH MY GOD#yall want “sassy” lucien back until its time to admit that he can be a dick#what did he love about jesminda- SHE GAVE HIM SHIT BACK#anyway anon im sorry you got the same treatment- you can always stick with me if you want
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wow, it's been quite late for me but during jan 4? It seems like a twitter has been gettin shit for a shitty ass take he made about tifa and cloud. He's called profnoctis? And honestly? Shame man. He calls himself a theologian or professor? But wth are these bad takes and immoral standards? I swear, they like to act like cloud was tearing up the world from the pain of losing someone he barely even knew and he had a brain defect as well. Like i get its rpg, but ff isn't that kind of rpg. I can't stand anybody preaching they love cloud but really? They only love to self insert themselves in cloud because she has tons of girls who are into him. It's an incel dream.
I also hate HATE how they frame shippers as only shippers when literally we know more about the game than these dudebros who are allergic to the genre of WELL WRITTEN romance. Just because he PERSONALLY sees cloud is available, doesn't mean he has an infatuation to everyone who's into him. Might as well say he feels the same way for jessie or madam M while they're at it. That's like saying cloud only had feelings for tifa "after" because he's fine now like wtf??? What shit ass love story is that??????
Sighhhhhhhhhj you can't call yourself a theory maker wtvr if you don't understand he literally did everything for tifa, name Lockhart is literally based on that. What use would "he had a cRuSh" has in the game other than for incel fantasy. Cloud isn't you, cloud has his feelings, and hell no, it's only for tifa.
I swear saying "he only ever loved tifa" is auto-shipper for them. Like it needs to be both or you're a shipper. Well id rather be a canon shipper with proof than an incel who wants to make up excuses how he's not one. If you don't have proof, your personal opinion is fck all nonsense, just common sense so they shouldn't call it canon.
Plus i saw they gave you shit for it. The original poster, I know that guy, i immediately unfollowed him before when i realized he's just desperate for followers and it shows. Making a thread discussing the girls and not expecting a shipping discussion to arise? Calling you jairus? Lmao FARRRRRRR from it. I hate cleriffs and these " neutral"s aka "we just want both of them idgf " type of mofos.
Jfc, im so sorry for the anger but I can't stand their bullshit. I always thought both these guys are weird for some reason and it shows. God i just feel so bad for cloud. I really fcking do. Not even his fans know him, so much for so called acceptance that he wants when they just "want you/ fave you" when they need to self insert.
Idgaf if they're not real. Their shitty moral standards show what kind of people they are on real life. That's like stating you'll cheer for walter white, despite the fact he's a pos but yeah he's not real . Lmao sure sure they should hide in those mantle of BS because they have nothing to say back that has proof other than " i want nothin of this war" for which they themselves provoked.
It seems that "prof" deleted the tweet. I guess he didn't want others to unfollow him or rightfully correct him on his bullshit. I mean when I say these dudebros just want followers and acting all high and mighty but it's all air anyway. I've seen max say some shit at some point but i hope he stays consistent and not say bs if he says he actually knows the game.
btw, for a theory maker, why can't he see that , that supposed "infatuation" is just jenova all along? And has 0 to do with his real opinions. He's a puppet, who only shows his real self with tifa as toriyama stated. Sigh, ill stop now but I really really hate shit takes. It's been decades, it just makes me want to kill them. I just wish they clarify exactly what cloud's motivation is and why he's even tf alive now (we know why but they don't sigh).
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PART THREE PART THREE PART THREE
spell [3]. | corpse husband
part one ; part two
-> Pairing: Corpse Husband x Fem!Reader
-> Genre: Fluff
-> Warnings: Anxiety, Self Doubt, Cursing, Hate Comments
-> A/N: here’s the long awaited part three! it’s definitely longer than the last chapters, but genuinely thank you all for 300 followers in literally 4 days lol. also, i wrote this under the small assumption that corpse’s main love language is physical touch!
corpse husband taglist is closed!
You didn’t realize that it was possible to shake so much. You were practically panicking- just from standing in front of an apartment door, ready to knock and meet the man who changed your life.
You’d woken up this morning bright and early. The Facetime call was still on with Corpse and small snores could be heard from his line. You had prayed that he’d gotten at least more than an hour, but doubted it as you hung up and sent a message about when you’d be leaving.
Corpse soon messaged back saying that he was awake as you finally finished packing- you’d stopped last night when he called- so you got in your car and drove the two hours it took to get to San Diego.
So now you stood in front of his apartment, practically trembling. Why you were so anxious, you didn’t know. You’d been talking to him for how long now? And it was never awkward.
But things could easily change when you met him in real life, couldn’t they?
You shook those thoughts out of your head and mustered up enough courage to knock on Corpse’s door, already becoming out of breath from such a simple gesture.
A crash sounded from in the apartment, followed by a small ‘fuck’ that made your heart flip. Soon after, the door opened and you looked up, finally coming eye to eye with him. You couldn’t help the grin that stretched across your face, mirroring his own as he smiled at you as well.
“Hi.” You internally smacked yourself for not saying more, but that’s truly all that could come out of your mouth at the moment.
“Hey. You’re uh- you’re so much prettier in real life.” Corpse responded, looking nearly everywhere but you.
You flushed. “And you’re super attractive, but I already suspected that.”
You could tell he was taken aback by your compliment because he suddenly became even more shy, silently moving out of the doorway and gesturing for you to enter.
“I’m going to film again with everyone in a few minutes, but first I can show you my bedroom so you can make yourself comfortable.” Corpse said after he closed the door. “You can sleep in there and I’ll stay on the couch-“
“Absolutely not.” You interjected, “I’m not kicking you out of your bed.”
“But you’re the guest and I’m not about to let you sleep on my couch.”
“And you’re the owner of this apartment and I’m not going to take over your space like that. I’m sleeping on the couch.”
Corpse groaned and reached his arm out towards you. You thought he was going to just shove your shoulder away for being stubborn, but instead he wrapped his arm completely around your shoulders, pulling you into his side as a hug. You grinned and turned, giving him a full hug and resting your cheek against his chest as his chin laid on your head.
“I’m for real glad you came to visit.” He murmured into your hair, squeezing you a bit tighter before letting go. “Do you wanna stream with me tonight or just chill and watch?”
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“Corpse is streaming Among Us again with Sean, Felix, Rae, Sykkuno, Dave, and Leslie!”
“Where’s Y/N? I miss #CorpseY/N !!”
Twitter was truly your go-to platform when you were bored. You’d been scrolling on it for about thirty minutes now, laying on a small couch that Corpse had in his gaming room.
The man himself was sitting across the room at his desk, talking loudly as he defended himself from being accused as Imposter.
You continued to scroll, feeling a little anxious that somehow Corpse just magically knew that you were looking through your ship tag with him. These were your only worried thoughts until you went past your first… unsavory comment of the day.
“Y/N isn’t playing with them again today. Maybe she finally got the hint that they don’t want her around.”
You rolled your eyes and ignored it, but couldn’t help the rather loud sigh that escaped your lips.
“Hey, guys, I’m going to mute the mic for a second. Everything’s good, don’t worry.” Corpse said into his mic before turning around and facing you. “Is everything okay?”
Turning the phone off and laying it on your chest, you contemplated telling Corpse the truth. He’d just worry about you and you didn’t want that. But he already was worried about you- he’d muted Among Us just to check on you.
“Why are people so mean to others?”
Corpse studied you for a minute before patting his lap. “Come here.”
You quirked an eyebrow. “Excuse me?”
“You're excused. Now come here.”
You stood up and cautiously walked towards the man, who sat before you expectantly. He playfully rolled his eyes and grabbed your wrist, pulling you into his lap sideways. Your back rested against one arm of his gaming chair while your legs draped across the other.
Corpse had one arm reaching around your back, placing his fingers on the keyboard while the other rested on top of your knees, grabbing the computer mouse. You laid your head on Corpse’s shoulder, resting in the crook of his neck.
“It’s in that shipping hashtag, isn’t it? I swear- whoever says that shit about you is dead wrong. Tell me if it gets worse, I’ll put them back in their fucking place. Nobody gets to decide who I’m with or who’s worthy of me.”
You only nodded and closed your eyes, breathing in Corpse’s cologne as he unmuted his mic once more to defend his honor, much like he was ready to defend you.
꧁꧂
Your body ached.
As you had argued your first day with Corpse, you’d been sleeping on his couch for four days now. The first night was okay- his couch was rather comfortable, but it didn’t compare to a bed. Now, your back, shoulders, and neck were killing you.
Every day, 7am would roll around and you would wake up, the soreness preventing you from sleeping in longer.
Usually, you would go into Corpse’s room and talk to him as he messed around on his laptop while sitting in his bed, but today when you entered, he was finally sleeping. It was the first time you’d seen him rest since you’d arrived and you quietly left, not wanting to disturb his much-needed sleep.
You made your way to his small kitchen, pulling out the few groceries that he had in his refrigerator to make breakfast.
Corpse often ate fast foods and takeout, and apologized earlier in the week for not having much to eat. You reassured him that it was okay- that him just letting you visit was enough- and now, you were determined to make it up to him with the best breakfast in bed ever.
You were halfway through making breakfast when the soft thump of feet echoed in the doorway before a chin planted itself on your shoulder.
“Whatcha cookin?” You practically shuddered at Corpse’s morning voice before suddenly gasping and shoving him out of the kitchen.
“No! No!” You pushed him back to his room, “Stay! Go back to bed, now!”
Right as you turned to go back to the kitchen, Corpse caught your wrist and pulled you down onto the bed with him. You practically squealed as you fell, making him laugh.
“Why? What’s going on?” He turned to face you with a teasing smile.
“I was making you breakfast in bed! I was gonna surprise you when you woke up, but you ruined it.” You pouted.
“Aw, poor baby.” His hand reached up and brushed a stray hair out of your face before he traced down your jawline, reaching your chin and using his finger to tilt it up. “I think I’ve got a better surprise, though.”
You quirked an eyebrow, but before you could say anything his lips were on yours. Your heart stopped, but you almost immediately melted into his kiss, bringing your own hand up to cup his cheek while his moved to rest on your waist.
Corpse soon propped himself up on his elbow, never once leaving your lips- just deepening the kiss. He smiled and gave you a few more pecks before finally pulling away and looking at you in adoration.
“Those little hate comments? They’re wrong. If anything, I don’t deserve you. You’ve still got me under a little spell and I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
“Corpse, you deserve the world and I’d be honored to be the one to give it to you.”
“God, you’re perfect for me.”
You couldn’t say anything else. You could only lay beneath him, admiring the man who was now yours. Corpse leaned down again to capture you in another kiss, but you suddenly jerked away before you could lose yourself again.
“Shit, the pancakes!”
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#fanfiction#x reader#fic blog#writing#corpse husband#corpse husband x reader#corpse x reader#corpse husband imagines#corpse imagines#series#spell#part three
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Hi!!! May I request ship? 💘
Fandoms: Harry Potter, Narnia, and Once Upon a Time
Gender Preference: Male
Three random facts about myself:
My height is 5'1" and a plus size. I have a soft wavy brunette short hair that reaches to my shoulder, oriental skin, slightly upturned eyes, small lashes, chocolate brown irises, aquiline pinched nose, heart shaped face (literally), full cheeks, and bow shaped lips. My extra features are I have a small beauty mark on my forehead, and I also have naturally straight teeth with a tiny gap in front
They thought I'm demure and too feminine, but my sense of fashion is in between soft punk and soft grunge because I love nostalgic rock songs. I also dislike the fact that they assumed that I'm innocent...I'm very blunt who swear a lot and I have a firey personality, giving an idgaf attitude I'm only nice to those who are good, and I hold grudges to those people who are jerk. I may also have the loudest mouth, I'm in love with the silence
The sources of my confidence are arts, singing, and writing---these are my passions aside from studying my religion. I put effort to give them meanings and I used to be an active choir member. It sucks that I take Computer Science as a course, I'm uninterested to them in reality...I just sugarcoat my statements on those who are suggesting me to take that for income
Of course! Thank you for joining my celebration! 💜
I ship you with...
...Draco Malfoy!
💘 You and Draco are fire and ice, you with your punk aesthetic and him being elegant; plus size, dark figure and slim, light figure. Seemingly being his opposite would actually make him notice you in the crowd, but what you'd bond over is noticing how similar you actually are. You both know how it is not to stand up to somebody's expectations, taking the path your family and friends see you on and maybe once interested you, but now only feels like a burden. You can find comfort in having someone that you can relate to and be vulnerable with about how you feel in your life.
...Edmund Pevensie!
💘 Edmund knows how it is to be perceived as rather innocent but having done your share of bad deeds. He can be blunt too at times, but he won't let you feel judged; he'd rather use his words and experiences to assure you it's okay to be who you are. Whatever feels heavy on your shoulders - your attitude being misinterpreted, your looks, other people's expectations - Edmund will show you can grow from that and be good despite your mistakes, as well as be your own person among everyone's perceptions of you.
...Killian Jones!
💘 Killian can definitely relate to you for being good to good people and holding grudges against those who do you wrong in any way. Having travelled so much around many worlds, he understands how you need something you believe in that you can hold on to when you don't know what tomorrow will bring, so he encourages you to study your religion even more. He also loves hearing you sing and will often ask you to sing just for him, as well as to write about adventures you have together.
Want to get a ship too? Join my 100 followers celebration!
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Look, IDGAF who you ship Ike with
Be it Soren, Ranulf, Mia, Lethe, any other character under the sun, or yourself because you're fangirl/fanboy/(idk a gender neutral term for this) trash like me.
But Ike is Demisexual & Possibly Demi Romantic.
He shows no instant sexual or romantic attraction to pretty much anyone.
Most ships involve people he knows for a while or gets to know for a long time
He usually kinda avoids romantic things/gets really awkward around them (I'm looking at you, valentine's paralouge)
If not shipped with Ranulf or Soren they are FOR sure QPPs/Zucchinis fite me. (I'm demi and have two QPPs soooo I know how it feels. ) Ive played PoR and RD. PoR wwwwaaaaayyyy too many times to count.
Bottom of the line he's Demi. Put him with a male or female, he is Demisexual.
Anyway!!! Have fun shipping (or not)!! or fanboying/fangirling/(idk a gender neutral term for this)
or hell, possibly even Asexual/Aromantic. But I headcanon he's Demi.
He's a fictional character so he can be whatever you want him to be, but for me, I swear to god he's demi. So thats what he is to me. :3
(it also bothers me how much the Ace spectrum is left out of things hence my creation of this)
Crimean Corrin Out! *disappears into the void as its 10am, my courage is fading, andI haven't slept and I will now go back to lurking as I never freaking post here*
#demisexual#fire emblem#fire emblem path of radiance#fire emblem radiant dawn#ike#soren#ranulf#mia#lethe#fire emblem heroes#ship#asexual#aromantic#demiromantic#demisexuality#asexuality#demi#ace#ace spectrum#greil mercenaries
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My dream this morning:
So, I was with one of my friends in this woman's house. Idk her. And I am in Velcro shoes because I can't tie shoe laces. (I can but in the dream I couldn't and that used to be a problem for me so I think I was about 8 in the dream?) And then we are leaving but my Velcro comes undone and I have to bend down to stick it down. But my friend is already walking off and he walks really fast so I try and ignore it but I can't. So I bend down and Stick it down. My brother walks past me with about 5 girls with him. He looks at me and I smile before standing up and walking away. There's these people in the street and they're in my way but I have to get through to find my friend because Idk the way home. So I push through them really rudely tbh. But I can't find my friend so I walk quicker. And as I walk down a street, there's a corner thing. And I see a guy that looks like Hugh Dancy and I was going to look at him to see if it was but then I noticed another guy. He could be about 19. He's got long hair and he's in a denim jacket. He smiles at me and because I am polite, I smile back. He seems to take that as an invitation to approach me. He's holding a packet of drugs I think. And he's offering it. And he just won't go away. He steps in front of me and he just won't take No for an answer. I don't want drugs. So I run. And I enter this shopping centre. And he forces some drugs in my mouth but I spit them out and run into this costume shop and find a guy in a cop costume and I tell him to pretend to be a real cop. I drag him out of the shop and point at the drug dealer and he runs off. The cop guy asks if I am alright. I have a mini mental breakdown about being lost and alone. But O walk away and I see this woman. Idk why I chose her but I went up to her and explained what had just happened and that I am going to have to find my way home. And I ask if she has any pepper spray. She does and gives it to me. And I'm like thanks and I have a mini breakdown then too. Then as I am walking through this shopping centre, the Hugh Dancy lookalike taps my shoulder and says hey. And I turn around like "Wi- Hugh. Um. You look like a guy I know." 😂 and he's like cool story bro. And he says he saw what happened and he asks if I know how to get home and I'm like no. And he says he'll drive me home. And I am not am idiot so I'm like. "No. You're a stranger." And he says, ,"I'm Hugh Dancy." And I'm like dubious. So I look into his eyes. I inspect his hands. And I tell him to smile to see those sharp teeth. And I'm like, "Okay. Show me your drivers license or something with your name on it." And he is about to when the drug dealer and he now has friends come and say I narked on them. And in holding the pepper spray behind my back and I am stood in front of Will (Idgaf Hugh) to protect him? And I tell them to leave but they won't and then one of them gets all up in my face and I'm like "I swear, I am a good person" before I pepper spray him. His friends get riled up so I grab Hugh and I say "I don't care if you're going to kidnap or kill me. You're being nice so come on and drive me home." And we run to his car and he starts driving. Then he gives me his driving license and it says Hugh Dancy obvs. And I think that he could've been told that he looks like Hugh before so he has a fake one. But I'm like ehh. He's been nice so who cares. So I tell him my address and he puts it in the GPS and it gives him directions. And then it says to turn right but he doesn't so I say, "I think you were supposed to turn right." And he says, "Sorry. I was day dreaming." And he turns down the GPS so it isn't speaking, just showing directions.
I say "You shouldn't day dream and drive." And he laughs nicely.
Then he puts on the radio and it's a song I like so I jam to it. And he's like "Do you want to talk about anything?" And I am like "Sure but Idk what." And he points to my selfharm scars and He's like , "How about those?" And I am like "I only talk about those things with my best friend." And he nods. Then after a bit he goes "How come you were so afraid of the drugs?" And I go "My brother has overdosed accidentally on drugs more times than I care to count and my heads already a mess. I dont need drugs messing it up further." And he is like "A mess?" And I'm just like "Yeah. Childhood family trauma. That shit. Nothing important." And he is silent for the rest of the car ride. Then we stop and I am like "This is not my house." And he's like "Yeah. I've kidnapped you." And I visibly put one leg over the other to make is clear that he will not be going there. And he's like "No not like that. I want to care and father you." And I'm like "Okay sure. But my parents aren't all bad. I mean, there was that one time with my dad but he apologised and he was drunk. They do drink A lot I guess. Alcoholics kinda but they're not all bad. I mean, my mum kinda destroys my self esteem but they're okay." And he's like "Well, I'm your father now." And I'm like "So do you want me to call you dad?" And he's like "You can call me what you want." And so we get out and go inside. I left the pepper spray in the car. So I get settled in the house and then I leave my room one day and in the living room, Mads is there. And I'm like "Hello, Han-Doct- err. Hello." 😂 as you do.
And I interrupted Will going on about having adopted me. And he's saying to Hannibal, While I am walking into the kitchen, "Yeah. So I adopted her--" and I say "Don't call me her. Umm. I've been meaning to tell you that I am a transgender boy." And Hannibal (😂😂) is like "That's nice. Hugh always wanted a son." And Hugh is like "Yeah. That's true." And then I drink my tea while they have random convos. And then I look at them and they're just smiling at each other pretty dopey. I say "You two do realise that I ship Hannigram so hard and this is possibly the greatest moment of my entire life,right?. I need to take a picture for Tumblr.". And they laugh and they're like, "Sure. Get your phone and we'll pose." 😂 and I'm like holy shit greatest moment of my life. So I get my phone and Will kisses Hanni's cheek in the pic and I put it on Tumblr for all shippers. And then somehow I'm in bed and like I'm dreaming about that drug dealer and in the dream dream I scream, "He's trying to give me drugs!" And I scream that in the dream like it woke dream me up and then it woke me up. I literally half shouted that when I was waking up. Im just glad my parents are out. Idk How You explain that. 😂
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I have opinions about shit I don't like. I'm allowed to say what I want in my blog as long as I'm not imposing my opinions on people who stay on their own fucking lane like I do. So for the ones going around crying about being "mistreated" cos their dumbass are picking fights on correctly tagged posts with the excuse of "defense" I can't even feel sorry for you.
If someone dislikes the shit you like and it makes you get butthurt, actively seeking people who dislike your favorite thing to try to "make them see the light" just makes you look like an annoying little masochist. And this is coming from a Dom, lmao.
It's like seeing a warning sign about a dog and you ignoring the warning and then complaining about being bitten. You say freedom of speech allows you defense of yourself when you're actually trying to police the opinions of people just discussing something among their peers aka violating their own freedom of speech. These people don't know or give a shit about you and you're only reinforcing the belief that you're oversensitive (lmfaooooo) and can't handle someone disliking your shit on the internet.
If you're doing your own thing without bothering anybody and some asshole shows up bothering you, then go ahead and drag them through shit all you want. I support it, tbh. But if you're attacking everyone that simply states dislike or like of something in their own spaces, don't fucking think you can act like some self-righteous little shit that deserves a pat on the back. If anything you kinda asking to get shit on, lol.
For all the little whiny ass discourse blogs out there that have hilariously thought that stalking anti tags to attack everyone in there makes them good people instead of sensitive little fandom police.
You have your opinion, they have theirs. It isn't only YOUR side that is right and can't get burned.
PS: if someone says they're triggered by something and post about it, and you try to talk down to them in their own vent tag and trigger them further, you're just a twat. Idgaf if your arguments have good points or not, don't fucking go intentionally upsetting people in their tags, ffs.
I have my own peculiar fictional tastes but you know what... I don't go up to people upset by them and shove it on their faces. Fuck, I don't even use my tumblr main account to fan about it cos this site is too accessible for people that can get upset by such content even if they can filter it. (I do have a horror side blog for that but all of those who follow it know what's up in there and it's adult flagged anyways)
The amount of bs that could be avoided if people stayed in their lane or knew how to not rub their shit in other people's faces is surprising. Like not tagging graphic nsfw in main fandom tags (that shit is annoying), not tagging your ship (that could be understandably triggering to some people) in every possible fucking fandom tag that exists, not making nasty sex jokes that make fun of rape and pedophilia and putting them in character tags (instead of just the pairing tag) without a nsfw tag (as a shipper myself I do find shippy bs on character tags annoying af. I know people want notes but damn. The ship name already says that character is in it. No need to fucking put every name, nickname, or whatever to get notes on your untagged nsfw art or text post of rape)
I swear some of y'all kinda ask to be treated like shit cos y'all don't use common sense. Not everyone has to like or accept your shit, so don't fucking force it. You'll get the opposite effect. I've had it done to me before and I just hated the thing even more, lol. So much for "effectiveness".
And also... Don't judge people as a whole. Just cos some anti did something mean to you, doesn't mean every single one is to blame for it, you stupid fuck (sorry but this shit irritates me unlike anything). Think before assuming shit about people based on some asshole that was mean to you. I don't condone every fucking thing people in my own peer groups do. I even call it out myself, so whenever I see some ignorant whiny brat accusing me of shit I didn't do and don't agree with, I just want to fucking publicly humiliate them for being an idiot. You'd actually have to find something showing I did that rather than blindly mouthing off with this crying bullshit.
#randomwhorcrux#fandom shit#nasty asses#post cos of my sister always getting her correctly tagged posts stalked and attacked by you morons thinking you're being smart
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SHIPPING INFO
answer the following for your muse so people know how shipping works on your blog. REPOST; don’t reblog!!
WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE? SherixClay is definitely my otp, just because during the show she was so devoted to him and like, even though 13rw played her, bastards, it was obvious through subtle scenes that she genuinely cares about him.
WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING? Absolutely anything, I want every kind of ship you know? Secret ships, power couples, slowburn, love-at-fist-sight, anything.
HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE? Sheri bases who she can date off her brother, sort of. Like, she refuses to date anyone her brother’s age or older than him because that’s strange and her brother is 21 so, I’d say anywhere from 16-20 is okay for her. Otherwise she’s uneasy. ( whines loudly, she’s 17 turning 18 on august 21st. she also went to school late making her older than most of her friends idk I never defined how old she was exactly. )
ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING? Honestly nah, I’m down for anything. I love the feeling of exploring that deeper connection between muses not to mention, 90% of my rp career involves relationships. ( probably because I always played a male character, this is genuinely the first female character I’ve been able to hold onto / play. )
HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NSFW? stares intensely at this question. Did you know I haven’t written smut in over a year? Honestly, I never get that far with threads anymore, but, the moment I start mentioning how things are ‘heating up’ for my muse I usually tag it.
WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH? bitch i ship zachxsheri like no one’s business. I ship jeffxsheri because their personalities compliment eachother. I ship JESSxSHERI MORE THAN I SHIP MExOXYGEN, and I mean, honestly I ship Sheri with anyone, and Sheri just loves the entire world so, can you blame her?
DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU? never, honestly if you wanna throw them on a date and see how things work out? Do it. I love to put my muses in awkward and even confusing situations at times. I love no established connections, and just throwing our muses together and praying for the best.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP? Clearly I have been thirsting for ships lately, but that’s because of personal reasons I guess? And as I’ve said six hundred times, Sheri just loves to love.
ARE YOU MULTISHIP? Yessir
ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS? Okay this thing has done me no justice so far, I honestly love to ship but also I love other dynamics. I want ex-friends, exes, long-term-friendships, cheersquad, everything, not just relationships. But I guess I’ll label myself ship obsessed just because Sheri and I both just love it.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM? Uh, obviously SherixClay because I feel like their dynamic could have fucking worked. The way the show made it go, Clay is going after someone who is in a bad mindset just like Hannah, and it’s going to give him a superman complex and that’s UNHEALTHY. You can not save everyone and you can’t put your own mental health to the side just so someone else can “””survive””” ?? I guess? It’s like. I get what they’re trying to say, that you need to open up and be there for people but I swear to fucking god if Clay and Skye get together in season two I’m going to be furious because it’s sending the wrong fucking message to it’s viewers. I know, because I use to be like Clay when I was in highschool and it’s UNHEALTHY TO BE THIS DEVOTED TO OTHER PEOPLE and not to realize your own needs. I feel like Clay and Sheri could be good for eachother, because they’re both very soft and caring humans. They give a shit about everyone. And they need someone to love unconditionally that’ll love them back rather than being sucked into a depression. I know, this sounds horrible-- But like, Clay can’t save everyone. And the show made it seem like if Clay just had stayed with Hannah then maybe she’d still be alive but, that’s not healthy, that’s a toxic relationship. Skye and Clay are heading towards a toxic relationship because she is clearly wavering like Hannah was, and soon Clay will be Skye’s only reason to live and that isn’t good for any fucking relationship because it puts too much stress on the other person.... ok i rambled sorry.
FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU? Make me a starter :’’’)
TAGGED BY : the king, @vixxen TAGGING : whoever..................... wants to do it / has read this. IF YOU READ THIS YOU’RE OBLIGATED IDGAF
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