#ICONOCLASTS ARE BACK BABEY

[mosswolf]

Austin: Mm. What are you wearing right now? Dre: Uh, just the usual, like Figure’s kind of flight suit. Austin: Perfect. Is it a zipper or is it buttons? Dre: Ooh. Um…velcro. Austin: Perfect. You slam your hand into his head, and like rubber, it pushes down into his body. And his whole body, like, bounces downwards. And it’s weird; you don't even realize this, but he’s reached out to grab the velcro on your flight suit, and he’s opened it, and a hand— Keith: Is he trying to take your clothes? Austin: A hand emerges from your chest. Dre: Ooh! Austin: And begins to pull itself out of your body. A body is coming out of the opening from the now de-velcroed flight suit. Dre: Mm. Austin: I need you to take the Risk “a living portal for the Iconoclasts.” Dre: Oh, good. Janine: Yeah, I thought that’s where this was going.

thanks friends at the table!!! i hate it!!!!!

[arundolyn]

i love the running tier lists of blazblue songs i have in my head. like aside from catus carnival being the most joyful there's:

most Unnecessary Drama: imperial code (which, i will die on the hill on insisting it was MEANT to be a general librarium vs theme and SHOULD have been. every time i as a kagura main fight hibiki and im in control of the music it IS imperial code time babey)

most Lore: this is a multi way tie, but PROBABLY weak executioner? maybe bloodline

most Obscure Lore: end gazer OR dissonance cause they barely even talk about immortal breaker shit if ever

most EMOTIONAL (single character): crystal forest by a landslide

most emotional vs (lore wise): memory of tears definitely. xmatic, bloodline, and reincarnation are definitely up there arcsys does so love their familial vs themes huh

used to have a Most Annoying when i played online and everyone played must die CONSTANTLY but ive since sucked it up and admitted that that's actually a good song. it's probably now one of the IIs but i do not care enough to find out which just yet

best remix: sword of doom II no question agree or die

most tolerable remix: the fiddle in catus carnival II is good. has the correct vibes. it gets a pass. wouldn't choose it to dick around in training mode to but i wont complain if someone chooses it online i guess

best vocal theme: jp don't look back of course and eng... rebellion? if we aren't counting childish killer

best op: console ao iconoclast NO contest and arcade the original centralfiction one

most catchy post-cp era: hard to decide but jaeger probably

best vibes just in general: walpurgisnacht... absolutely vibe city

most catchy (derogatory): must die or the tyrant

most Vibes Captured Correctly: a lot of pre cp ones but ESPECIALLY sword of doom. tell me you didnt fight mu for the first time in cs hearing that and almost piss yourself and id say youre a liar. same for nightmare fiction in the climax of cs like when ragna gains control over the azure grimoire again and kicks terumi's ass... the stakes felt REAL. post cp its very hard to decide but i think conciliation perhaps yomotsuhirasaka since izanami is like Mu... 2!!!! in terms of role, if you want to be very reductive

most underrated: I HAVENT HEARD BASICALLY SHIT ABOUT STAND UNRIVALED SINCE JUBEI WAS FIRST RELEASED AND IT DESERVES MORE HYPE

most Divorced: dissonance. valk and relius may never have actually been married but theyre more divorced than relius and ignis, somehow