#IC : ANSWERED ‹ Ω › ❴ ASK ME ABOUT MY MUTANT AGENDA ❵

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illyana is going to break his pinky finger. just the one. he wasn't using it anyways right? :))) your lesson is don't touch people without permission qq.

the telekinetic shields are up, the levitation is levitating. the pinky will NOT be broken. ❝ I HAVEN’T TOUCHED ANYONE YOU PSYCHO !!! GO BACK TO HELL AND STAY THERE !!!! ❞

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REGRETTABLY, BILLY  ( @cosmosgnia​ ) said  ❛ Well, maybe I can help. ❜ 

HE’S REALLY LOVE TO BE A PRICK RIGHT NOW. But sadly Billy has caught him in an introspective state and Quentin just can’t muster it right now.

❝ Yeah sure, wizard up a photo album so I get see all the shit I missed out on. Or how about Magneto’s diary so I can see if I can find my MOTHER’S name. Maybe see if she can tell me why she DUMPED me. ❞

He doesn’t look up from his phone, his tone is bitter. Caustic. Fuck Billy and his fucking GOOD FAMILY. Fucking adopted asshole. How come HE got the good one and Quentin got FUCKED. Fuck him and ALL of them for making him feel like THIS. THIS IS BULLSHIT. He’s QUENTIN QURE, KID OMEGA. He’s the FUTURE PHOENIX and RICHER THAN GOD. FUCK FAMILY.

❝ You know what Billy boy. Just forget it— I’M FINE. Just fuck off back to Neverland or whatever. ❞

Ah, and there we go. Back to normal. Thank god.

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TOO CONCERNED TO THINK OF A PITHY NAME FOR HIM ( @dmiurgo​ ) said ‘  i’m  gonna  be  okay .  promise .  ’

❝ AND YET here I am finding myself experiencing familial and professional concern. Remember ? Omega Level Telepath, can tell when the vibes bad ? And honestly, I don’t even need powers to tell, you look like roadkill Billy. Not even the usual fashionable roadkill look just legit roadkill. LOOK-- I get not wanting to talk about it, ESPECIALLY with me-- I’m not exactly anyone’s fave person to express things to but I mean... if you do need someone to talk to or whatever... I’m not a snitch, I get fucked up family shit, I get struggling with what you’re capable of, I get shitty relationship stuff and I get the whole future host of unspeakable power thing. So like... you could do worse on amatuer Dr Phils. ❞

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LITTLEST SNIKT ( @badmusesdoitwell​ ) said ‘  that  kind  of  sexist  bullshit  is  the  reason  why  we  have  to  dismantle  the  patriarchy .  ’

❝ AH THE MOMENT IN A CHILD’S LIFE when they realize the world is broken and we live in a soulless dystopia. Mazel Tov Baby Snikt, you’re growing up, now let’s find you a CEO or dictator to dismember in the name of the proletariat then start a riot. ❞

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STORM ( @fierceststorm​ ) said “Sometimes you have to compromise in order to survive.”

❝ Uh huh. Says the woman who was literally worshipped as a goddess and could destroy the world on a whim. Sorry but I don’t think the MORLOCKS would really agree with you huh ? Or how about all the DEAD KIDS on the bus ?  Let’s all just compromise ourselves into the grave and  be done with it I guess. ❞

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STORM ( @fierceststorm​ ) said “Why?…Why do you do this…?“ JOHN MULANEY 

He makes an unimpressed sound to match his equally unimpressed expression. ❝  I cannot WAIT for you olds to think of a new question FINALLY. ❞

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EXPOOL ( @supbabies​ ) said: xoxo babe :( Someone has some regrets about her life choices it seems

❝ GWEN-- You broke up with ME. I know you’re unstable or whatever but that kills your “babe”-ing rights. Also I’m keeping Jeff, he loves me more. And I’m not paying alimony. �� ...... ........ ................. ( xoxo )

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THOMAS THE DOUCHE ENGINE ( @cosmosgnia​ ) said  ❛ Oh, yeah, I thought I recognized you. ❜ 

❝ SERIOUSLY ?! I ATTACKED THE UN ! I’ve got a hot lil piece of PHOENIX FORCE in me ! I OWN a MAJOR CORPORATION ! And all I get is a ‘ Oh, yeah, I thought I recognized you ’ ?! I hate this family. You’re not getting SHIT for Chanukah. ❞

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DOG OF THE ESTABLISHMENT ( @phcenixgirl​ ) said ‘ you’ll  have  to  excuse  them .  it’s  not  their  fault  they  had   everything  in  their  goddamn  life  handed  to  them .  ’

HE SNORTS DERISIVELY ❝ AND ? Seriously what the FUCK Rache that’s the defense you wanna go for ? “ Excuse them for being scum they’re too rich to know better ” ? Are you having an aneurysm or is this another classic summers mental breakdown and sudden interest in bad takes ? You know what I don’t care I’m gonna turn their brains inside out and you can try and keep them from wetting themselves after since you love them so much. ❞

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STORM ( @fierceststorm​ ) said ‘ everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho ’ TEXT POSTS

❝ VIBE CHECK GOLDEN OLDIE !! ❞

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LIL BILLY ( @dmrgos​ ) said : “  That’s just a house I dream about.  ”

HE LOOKS AT THE HOUSE THEY’RE PASSING AS THEY WALK, EXAMINING IT CRITICALLY. ❝ And that doesn’t strike you as odd ? Assuming you’re not saying in that in context of somewhere for you and Teddy to grow old together, that’s not normal Billy. Did if ever occur to you that it might be for a reason ? Like a mystical or whatever one ? I can’t get psychic readings off a HOUSE but even I tell this place has some OMINOUS VIBES. ❞

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LIL BILLY ( @dmrgos​ ) said ❝ you vicious little bitch. ❞

❝ That’s why they call me... KID VICIOUS. ❞

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LIL BILLY ( @dmrgos​ ) said  ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’

❝ OH MY GOD SOMEONE PLEASE JUST SHOOT HIM ALREADY. ❞

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LIL BILLY ( @dmrgos​ ) said ❝ we gotta do this more often. ❞

❝ Yeah sure just so long as it’s clear uncle quentin’s not paying for your horrifying bad taste in coffee. Just because I have money doesn’t mean I’m spending it on you. ❞

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LIL BILLY ( @dmrgos​ ) said  ❝ i read a tweet about a new yorker article about you. ❞

❝ Was it a “top 10 hottest telepaths” clickbait or another write up of my previous terrorist actions and how cool and sexy they were ? ❞

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DADNETO ( @wwsmd​ ) said  ❛  you are predictable in your longing  ❜ NOT HERE | ACCEPTING

❝ YEAH WELL-- ❞ He doesn’t have a comeback to that really. What he wants is COMICALLY PREDICTABLE it’s like-- classic sad bitch adopted mutie kid bullshit and he HATES IT. and he HATES that Magneto just called him out on it. Other people are supposed to be open books not him. He crosses his arms across his chest hunching over protectively. ❝ Whatever. It’s not like I even REALLY care. It’s all stupid anyway. Don’t you have an asteroid to turn into an airbnb or something ? ❞