#I've hit a new low
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me at a miles anonymous meeting; hi, i'm alex and I... want to fuck blond miles
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you ever just get so sick and tired of your hometown that you write a fic just to shit on it
#lina talks#nas#I've hit a new low#but anyway you should soon be able to enjoy lee minho: Florida man#coming to Tumblr blogs near you
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It's one in the morning and I'm hungry but I can't use the microwave or else I'll wake everyone up so now I'm here eating half frozen dinosaur chicken nuggets
i refuse to eat cheese yet I do this shit
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there is no way silvers rayleigh looks this fine at 78 years old
he's as old as my grandmas????
#i've hit a new low#simping for a man is already humiliating enough but a man who could be my grandpa????#one piece
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yeah i love The Great Escape
#every day i hit a new low on this blog#but i've connected the dots. i've connected them.#masters of the air#mota#chicken run#hbo war
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Sorvus:
#here we go I've hit a new level of low effort content#EXCEPT I SAW IT AND I NEEDED TO SAY IT IMMEDIATELY#soren tdp#the dragon prince#tdp#dragon prince#tdp spoilers#tdp s6#tdp season 6#the dragon prince spoilers#tdp s6 spoilers#tdp soren#tdp corvus#tdp sorvus
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The Birds Pt.1
Ooh, I thought I told you, a long time ago Don't you fall in love
Don't make me make you fall in love.
#Yeah im quoting The Weeknd#We are hitting a new low in wiwpai enterprise#No more hope from this point on only cringe#wiw.art#Eden#Wiw#oc#sona#fursona#furry oc#sfw furry#furry art#furry#protogen#furry fandom#anthro art#anthro#scalie#scaly#anthropomorphic#cobra#snake#Fun fact#I've been wanting to do a drawing of this exact scene for years now#Ever since I created Eden probably#Anyway um#these two are complicated#Dont mind them
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Potential February reading:
Sylvia's Lovers by Elizabeth Gaskell
These Happy Golden Years by Laura Ingalls Wilder
The Princess and Curdie by George Macdonald
One unread ebook
One unread physical book on my shelf
#monthly reading lists#keeping the list pretty low-key#i didn't have any month-specific cravings this time#except 'romance' and 'fantasy' which are both too broad to count as specific goals#found the princess and curdie at the library#and realized it could count for the type of cute fairy tale with a touch of romance i was looking for#once lent hits i'm going to go to town on the books i own#i've got a few that have become lent traditions (i am almost definitely going to read stradling's 'the heir and the spare' this month)#but i also want to read some of the new ones that linger unread on my shelves
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how’s the retirement home going
they could never put me in a retirement home!!! they tried but i escaped - took out three male nurses to do it!! i'll live in my family home and i'll die in my family home mark my words!!!!
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i don't make resolutions, but if i did
it would be to finish this fic
(and to be kind to myself for however long it takes to actually do so)
#i'm finishing it if it kills me#i know i've been writing this makeout scene for 3 weeks but baby that can't last forever#if we want to get deep and dark and serious for a second i do think a lot of my struggles to write lately have to do with engagement#and how incredibly low engagement has been on the last few things i've written#which like. is what it is. i'm not entitled to anybody's time or comments or kudos.#but when you write stuff you're proud of and it feels like it's barely getting read it's hard to keep momentum.#this isn't intended as a woe is me or whatever it's just kind of like. there. hovering.#happens enough times you start to wonder if it's you. am i just writing for the wrong fandom/ship?#(too bad if so. they're in my bones i'm writing for them and no one can stop me.)#but yeah. if you ever wonder if authors do care or notice about hits. comments. kudos. buddy i am here to tell you#not only do we care and FLOURISH we also notice when those things drop off and readers vanish#and it is a giant bummer. and sometimes makes us wildly paranoid about why that might have happened.#so if you liked a fic today--not even one of mine. just. anybody's. share it. comment on it.#kudos at the VERY least (cuz frankly kudos is there to be an 'i got to the end and this was nice' feature.#so when you get 500 hits and only like 30 kudos? it feels like 470 of those people hated your work)#anyway. that got out of hand. lil' too raw lil' too honest. happens when you let yourself ramble at 11:30 instead of sleeping#to sum: let your local fic writer know if they've made you happy#and as we go into 2024 i am swearing to myself that this fic (and probably several others) are getting finished#come hell. high water. or dishearteningly low engagement numbers.#(and then maybe we...actually work on something original. cuz why not. new year same old me but i'll do my best.)
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what if we were in a saw trap together. and you had poison in your bloodstream. and i had the antidote in mine and you had to drink my blood to stay alive. and we were both dykes
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so i'm finally reading master & apprentice and apparently claudia gray is my BEST FRIEND because disney was like, "hey, after the successes of the other books you've written for us, do you wanna maybe write a prequels book?' and she was like, "oh abso-fucking-lutely. here's 430 pages of qui-gon being a dick to babywan and making him feel like absolute shit about himself xoxo ❤️❤️❤️" and the good people of disney star wars were like, "that's great john you can go ahead and order it."
#literally i'm OBSESSED#it is BY FAR my fave disney era book i've read#granted i think i've only read padawan and the padme series for disney canon so far so the bar is pretty low#but she is hitting it out of the park#for me personally#qui gon my detested 💚#master and apprentice#sw novels#star wars#pt#qui gon jinn#qui gon x obi wan#anti qui gon jinn#lmfao#babywan#i actually really do like the book i find the way she writes really pleasing#so many star wars books DRAG ON and i find myself skimming through entire sections#ESPECIALLY the OCs like i'll get to end and have no idea who any of these bitches are nor do i care#but not claudia!!#i find all of her OCs to be genuinely engaging#i'm interested in all of them and want to know what happens to them#plus she's set up a pretty compelling mystery#i have to say i'm very impressed i expected the worst cuz so far i've been very underwhelmed by the new books#so it's been a pleasant surprise
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queued some old posts today
#this was fun. doing some drafts minimization (i've hit a new low of 2328)#j.txt#unfortunately i have to go OUT now. and my phone might be sick...
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im sure ai can make better than what i produce, so if you want to finish all my incomplete shit with a machine then go fucking wild. i have no respect for my art anymore./
#i dont support ai shit#But you know what I've hit a new low#Im tired of my art andnobody wants to see it left unfinished#do whatever you fucking want with my shit art
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Happy New Year 2023!!
I bought a fancy paper hat at the grocery store (because I'm a sucker for shiny purple paper fedoras* with clocks on them apparently), consumed a little wine+, and knelt on the office floor and kissed my boy cat on his fluffy little head at like 12:04am because I was trying to finish my annual blogspot post**, do a Duolingo lesson, and find whatever TV channel has the ball drop all at once and I sort of missed it. But here we are nonetheless!
*Actually I think it might be kind of like a short top hat? I could post a picture later if anyone is particularly interested. It’s blatantly cheap and kitschy but I also think it’s really pretty actually. Also, as you can maybe tell, I’m still in pajamas; did not leave the house today.
+Technically I got strawberry daiquiri wine (it’s a cheap brand, Mom laughed when I showed it to her because it’s something they used to joke about in like high school or something), coconut creme liqueur rum (easily the strongest of the batch but still pleasantly sweet), and Bailey’s irish creme (definitely the most expensive but also probably the tastiest). I was just going to buy one but I don’t drink very often at all and I was curious to try something new and also I’m chronically indecisive so, here we are. I think I did pretty well picking sweet things actually though. Goodness gracious am I sleepy now though. I swear alcohol pretty much only ever seems to make me sleepy. Barely made it to midnight. Although I guess it’s almost one now. I have been rambling here for a while somehow.
**link maaaybe available on request? I haven't fully decided whether I'm willing to own up to my blogspot on here just yet. I started it in 2011 so. I’ve been through a lot of phases with it you could say. Actually it was a school blog initially, but it’s spiralled out from that.
Anyways here’s my mildly incoherent, slightly alcohol-soaked, new year’s post! I mostly wanted to show off my cute little boy cat’s reaction to our new year’s kiss. I love the way he looks at me, like, “I don’t know what’s going on but I love you <3″ is just written in his eyes.
#2023#New Year's#Maple#boy cat <3#it me#rambling#slightly drunk#maybe? IDK I haven't really had that much. like just a little of all 3 so maybe like a fulll glass between the 3#I really don't drink much so it does hit me when I do but like I said I feel all sleepy and heavy and maybe my writing is impacted#and definitely my balance and coordination but I feel like the stereotype is you get all silly and crazy with alcohol but like I feel maybe#less silly and crazy than normal? like I'm too tired to be hyper and chaotic right now idk#I think I just have naturally low social inhibitions because I've owned being a crazy weirdo already so that element of drinking isn't there#for me personally#I just want to find and try tasty things. andI think I have#idk why I'm doing this post#for the boy cat I guss#my cats#cats#I love cats#uuuh are there any other tags I use for this#selfie#New Year's Eve#maybe I shouldn't main tag my tipsy ramblings but too late now I guess#yeah may 2023 be kinder to us all and bring good adventures and people and so forth#not really proofreading this nor dealing with the fact that it's like 60% footnotes#goodnight and good new year. haha
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#no updates but this has basically become a nightly diary ritual that my buddies get to see lol#been a weird day ngl#having thots tm#been the first day i haven't done a ton of moving stuff since the beginning of last week so i've had a lot of time to think#didn't speak to them today but you know maybe it's for the best#once i have my work schedule for the week i'm gonna take them up on their ice cream offer#just because i already miss seeing them as frequently as i was lol#lifes been good tho#i was driving back from my new place either today or yesterday and couldn't stop smiling#and i count that as improvement#hit some pretty low spots the last few months but it's getting better#still got that 'you're really amazing' rattling around in my head tho lol#don't think i'll stop having that in there for a long while
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