#I've hit a new low

[bradshawsbitch]

me at a miles anonymous meeting; hi, i'm alex and I... want to fuck blond miles

[blossom-hwa]

you ever just get so sick and tired of your hometown that you write a fic just to shit on it

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

It's one in the morning and I'm hungry but I can't use the microwave or else I'll wake everyone up so now I'm here eating half frozen dinosaur chicken nuggets

i refuse to eat cheese yet I do this shit

[mythicalcrumb]

there is no way silvers rayleigh looks this fine at 78 years old

he's as old as my grandmas????

[hesbuckcompton-baby]

yeah i love The Great Escape

[bisexualenbyblueberry]

Sorvus:

[wiwpai]

The Birds Pt.1

Ooh, I thought I told you, a long time ago Don't you fall in love

Don't make me make you fall in love.

[fictionadventurer]

Potential February reading:

Sylvia's Lovers by Elizabeth Gaskell

These Happy Golden Years by Laura Ingalls Wilder

The Princess and Curdie by George Macdonald

One unread ebook

One unread physical book on my shelf

[becasbelt]

how’s the retirement home going

they could never put me in a retirement home!!! they tried but i escaped - took out three male nurses to do it!! i'll live in my family home and i'll die in my family home mark my words!!!!

[novelconcepts]

i don't make resolutions, but if i did

it would be to finish this fic

(and to be kind to myself for however long it takes to actually do so)

[scorndotexe]

what if we were in a saw trap together. and you had poison in your bloodstream. and i had the antidote in mine and you had to drink my blood to stay alive. and we were both dykes

[comebackali]

so i'm finally reading master & apprentice and apparently claudia gray is my BEST FRIEND because disney was like, "hey, after the successes of the other books you've written for us, do you wanna maybe write a prequels book?' and she was like, "oh abso-fucking-lutely. here's 430 pages of qui-gon being a dick to babywan and making him feel like absolute shit about himself xoxo ❤️❤️❤️" and the good people of disney star wars were like, "that's great john you can go ahead and order it."

[chemiosmotic]

queued some old posts today

[qumiiiquinnquin]

im sure ai can make better than what i produce, so if you want to finish all my incomplete shit with a machine then go fucking wild. i have no respect for my art anymore./

[alfhildr-the-word-weaver]

Happy New Year 2023!!

I bought a fancy paper hat at the grocery store (because I'm a sucker for shiny purple paper fedoras* with clocks on them apparently), consumed a little wine+, and knelt on the office floor and kissed my boy cat on his fluffy little head at like 12:04am because I was trying to finish my annual blogspot post**, do a Duolingo lesson, and find whatever TV channel has the ball drop all at once and I sort of missed it. But here we are nonetheless!

*Actually I think it might be kind of like a short top hat? I could post a picture later if anyone is particularly interested. It’s blatantly cheap and kitschy but I also think it’s really pretty actually. Also, as you can maybe tell, I’m still in pajamas; did not leave the house today.

+Technically I got strawberry daiquiri wine (it’s a cheap brand, Mom laughed when I showed it to her because it’s something they used to joke about in like high school or something), coconut creme liqueur rum (easily the strongest of the batch but still pleasantly sweet), and Bailey’s irish creme (definitely the most expensive but also probably the tastiest). I was just going to buy one but I don’t drink very often at all and I was curious to try something new and also I’m chronically indecisive so, here we are. I think I did pretty well picking sweet things actually though. Goodness gracious am I sleepy now though. I swear alcohol pretty much only ever seems to make me sleepy. Barely made it to midnight. Although I guess it’s almost one now. I have been rambling here for a while somehow. 

**link maaaybe available on request? I haven't fully decided whether I'm willing to own up to my blogspot on here just yet. I started it in 2011 so. I’ve been through a lot of phases with it you could say. Actually it was a school blog initially, but it’s spiralled out from that. 

Anyways here’s my mildly incoherent, slightly alcohol-soaked, new year’s post! I mostly wanted to show off my cute little boy cat’s reaction to our new year’s kiss. I love the way he looks at me, like, “I don’t know what’s going on but I love you <3″ is just written in his eyes. 

[kate-apologist]

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