#I've been seeing the translations for the dispatcher blog so I was loosely aware of this

[nextnumbermuppetjokerfan]

I can translate try to translate the unhinged nonsense of the previous ask. Number 5 held a sermon / attempted summoning ritual for The Croaker. Shortly after that was finished the blog @dispatcher192-c was discovered and it posted encoded messages saying that they were searching for "Kermit 144kc" which was later to confirmed to be codename for The Croaker. There has also been an increase of weird puzzle shit and mysterious happenings from the other blogs, which the rambler believes is linked to Olipop, (AKA The Horseman of Famine in lore [Limos is apparently the Greek god of famine]) and is warning you not to drink the soda or else you will be under its control.

I see. Thank you for enlightening me