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divine inspiration came upon me like joker upon kermit. there is no universe where I didn't paint this.

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Ovulating!

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i love my other job my coworkers are so funny

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Why dan Kermit and phil joker... please elaborate

Daniel Kermit and Phillip Joker exist within my mind as one of the many Kermit/Joker constructs. Every time a duo exists I naturally assign one of them the role of Kermit and the other of Joker, whether they be rivals, lovers, or friends. Bella Kermit and Edward Joker. Donald Kermit and Biden Joker. Etc. It is simply the beautiful way in which I process duality.

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I watch my brother gallop

I watch him toss his mane

The speed I run won't matter

I can never do the same

I watch him with my father

Who loves his horsey song

My father never liked me

I always sing it wrong

There's something in me hollow

A cave where heart should beat

I eat my perfect brother

I'm filled with horsey meat

I watch my mother screaming

I watch my father sob

Cain turns against his brother,

His nature, and his God

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Loved the picrew!! Wanted to ask if you’re settled/do you have a place to live that’s not your car? I know I don’t know you and this is relatively parasocial, but I do worry about you. Not in the way that I view you as a friend or believe that you owe me anything, just that I’ve seen some things that you’ve been through (obviously just the fraction that you post) and want you to be alright. Or as alright as you can be I guess. Sorry if this is overstepping.

I couch surf sometime. like it's the 90s. usually in exchange for housework and stuff. it's whatever. don't burden yourself with thoughts of me.

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okay but dan and phil jokermit au when???

I imagine Dan would be Kermit and Phil would be the Joker. But no one is Alpha enough to write such a bold fic, nor draw art of such a thing.

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moth. in the car. have I eaten a moth before.

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Feeling wistful 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️ for heterosexuality

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Why did you kill fireflox official?

The same reason I killed EvilMario666... I simply do not know my own lethal powers until it is too late

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FAVOURITE ARTIST GO (interpret artist as you wish)

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alpha can you smell our pheromones through the screen? Do I have a smell?

*Deep Inhale With Nostrils Flaring At The Scent Of An Omega* Heh... something like that

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are you a phannie king

*Growls* WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME PUNK?! *puts my claws to your throat but pauses, moments before killing you* but... perhaps I was one... a lifetime ago...

Le Sigh. Puts on my cat whiskers I guess

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(rb for sample size blah blah)

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(rb for sample size blah blah)

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Muppet Hole for the common, flea infested, and flaccid cock.

Muppet Oubliette for the demure, bug free, and throbbing member.

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YOU ARE MUPPET. YOU ARE MUPPET.