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lemonnbug · 11 months ago

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How do you respond to the allegations that you once stepped on a worm when you were 10? Will you publicly apologize to the worms of america? How do you think this will affect your sponsorship deal with Olive Garden?

Why would you say this im literally gonna cry WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm so sorry worms I love y'all so much

Fun fact when I was little we had a worm bucket. Which was just a huge ass bucket pushed into the ground kinda and filled with dirt and stuff and worms. It was for bait for fishing but me n my brother loved sitting there watching the worms and holding them in our hands that I'm pretty sure we ended up not letting our dad use it sjdjsjs. So it was just. A worm habitat lol

#okay but I'm putting this in the tags bc it's kinda weird and embarrassing sjdbsjs #Also anon I was just joking ily thank you for the ask #But anyway #I get. Extremely sad. When I accidentally step on a bug. Like. I just killed something and took away it's life and I'm so evil for that typ #of sadness. It's weird. SO #I'm vv careful not to. Right? Except. It happens. Unfortunately. It's not our fault we're big and clumsy and we don't always see stuff #In front of us.#So.#And this is the embarrassing weird part #I. Have a specific prayer that I say. Like. A last rites prayer. But for little creatures and crawlies.#It's both me feeling bad and also asking for safe passage for the little things soul bc you can't tell me worms don't get to enjoy a #Nice little worm heaven #You just can't tell me that #I don't believe it #So yeah #I'm. Weird sjdbsjsjs #Also YOU LEAVE OLIVE GARDEN OUT OF THIS #I NEED THE BREAD STICKS PLEASE IM BEGGING #Wow I'm just letting y'all know how legit insane I am huh

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