#I'm very inebriated

[caffeinated-problem-solver]

If Kermit had a tongue Ms. Piggy would not be capable of standing.

[idonthavealife-ihavefish]

Y'all ever think about how weird it is that humans were made from fish, like evolutionarily speaking? Like first there was this fish just chilling in the ocean back in the day, then boom amphibians. Then you got your reptiles, birds, mammals, etc, humans.

And now as fishkeepers we just got them in our rooms, in tanks because we just think they're neat.

Like we're keeping our ancestors as pets? Tf? Am I the only one that sees the irony in this?

[sgtruttersdartsclubband]

I HAVE HAD MANY WHISKEY