#I'm typing this the day of and queueing it for comedy

[right-hand-warden]

congrats on the once a year update

see you in 2024 if you two don't off yourselves

It didn't happen

[randomvarious]

Today's compilation:

Baseball's Greatest Hits 1989 Novelty / Swing / Pop / Jazz / Comedy / Folk / Singer-Songwriter

Well, folks, I gotta say that baseball and I really aren't on the greatest of terms right now. See, my Mets are currently in the fight of their life for a playoff wild card spot, and their MVP-caliber shortstop, Francisco Lindor, who prides himself on playing every day, is now nursing a back injury, and we don't yet know the severity of it, because as I'm currently writing this, me and this entire fanbase are awaiting the results of a very important MRI. And as a diehard Mets fan whose only really been raised on baseball heartbreak, I've been conditioned to only expect bad news at this point, knowing full well that even if his injury is minor and he's only out for a few games, that his absence at this highly critical point in the season has a pretty good chance of causing this club to miss the playoffs by a mere inch, even though they've been pretty much the best team in the league since Memorial Day, with a starting pitching staff that was not expected to be very good, but has somehow miraculously developed itself into the best one in the game, despite ace Kodai Senga only making a single appearance all season due to multiple injuries.

But even though I really don't wanna think too much about baseball right now (hah!), we still push on, because like it or not, this novelty album of baseball songs from Rhino Records—the first of its kind, they allege—happens to be the next album in my queue, and so here I am, regardless of my own mood and how I'm currently trying to cope in this moment, ready to write, objectively 😥.

So, first of all, and above all else, this is a fun album. Little of it consists of music that I would consider to be *good*, but that's not really the point of an album like this in the first place; we're here for goofy novelty, and boy, do we have a whole lot of it, from swingin' and showtuney and rockin' tunes about specific greats like Joe DiMaggio, Willie Mays, Jackie Robinson, Mickey Mantle, and Hank Aaron; to jazz pianist Dave Frishberg's "Van Lingle Mungo," a song that, according to this albums own liner notes, became his most requested, even though its lyrics are literally only names of baseball players that he'd found in a baseball encyclopedia once, including that of Van Lingle Mungo himself. What a song to have your career defined by 😂.

But the absurdity of this album really only begins there, because in addition to that, we've got some peak 80s cringe here as well. Like, you know how so many people in that decade mistakenly thought it'd be a good idea to try their hand at rapping? Well, have a listen to legendary Yankees announcer Mel Allen rap the words 'that ain't no jive' on "Baseball Dreams," by Allen and a group called The Naturals. This song is like if one of those horribly cheesy 'just say no to drugs' anthems was made about baseball instead. A complete atrocity that reminds you just how much of this awful type of cheap and generic, keyboard-dominated ~sound~ was really floating around out there at the time. Fun to point and laugh at now, but holy shit, what terrible, terrible music this was!

And up until that very song on this album, I was set to write about how this is a great release for families to listen to in their car while on the way to a ballgame, so long as they don't go to more than a few games a year. But then I heard the next song, "Baseball Card Lover" by Rockin' Richie Ray, and thought otherwise, because while Richie provides the thinnest of pretenses that this song is merely about his love of baseball cards, what it's actually clearly about instead are his own fantasies about having wild sex with the players on those cards 🥵. So, uh...fun for the whole family, this album certainly is not.

Still, though, there are a few genuinely good songs on here too, and the best among them, I'd say, is probably Philly soul group The Intruders' "(Love Is Like A) Baseball Game," which wasn't their biggest hit, but still managed to perform modestly well, reaching #26 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1968. A quality piece of soul music that came courtesy of the legendary songwriting and production duo of Gamble and Huff, but I'm not too sure that I agree that the whole concept of love can really be equated to "three strikes, you're out" 😅.

So, all in all, it definitely did feel a little bit tormenting to have to listen to this album and then write up a post about it today, but now that I've done it, I won't have to do it again 👍. Worth a listen if you love the history of baseball and think you'd get a kick out of the wide variety of wacky music that this folkloric game has managed to yield since about the ~1940s, but if baseball's never really been your thing, you can probably skip this collection, because you probably wouldn't understand or appreciate much of what these songs are about anyway.

But seriously, how do you leave a song like "Meet the Mets," one of the single-catchiest baseball tunes ever written, off of an album like this?! 🤔 Tsk, tsk. The lesser known funkier and peppier 70s version of it goes pretty hard, as far as baseball songs go, too, I think.

Highlights:

The Intruders - "(Love Is Like A) Baseball Game" Steve Goodman - "A Dying Cub Fan's Last Request" Sister Wynona Carr - "The Ball Game"

P.S.: Since I've written this, Lindor's MRI has come back clean, which is definitely encouraging, but they really need him back ASAP. Time is definitely not on their side right now 😓.

[purplesurveys]

1944

Did the last type of shoes you wore have laces? They did.

How much money did you spend yesterday? Umm I paid 7.5k for my tickets to the Seventeen concert in January hahaha. My group was extremely lucky - a friend managed to snag a queue number of 100 so getting the tickets we wanted was a breeze...considering the online queue for K-pop concerts now reaches up to the 400,000s.

It's a completely random assignment, so idk what kind of demon they summoned to get that lucky to get into the 100s. Hans got 500s, too. My own queue number was like, in the 120,000s.

Are you CPR certified? I'm not.

What genre is your favorite movie? It's a romantic comedy-drama, according to Wikipedia.

Are you texting anybody right now? Kind of. My sister and I are having a conversation about the Airbnb we need to book for that ^ concert, since I have the Day 1 show and she's going to Day 2. Anyway, we were fortunately still able to find a good spot – I say fortunate because fans have already been booking accommodations within the concert vicinity left and right, so we're just glad that what we found miraculously wasn't taken yet.

Who was the last person you were in a car with? I went with my aunt and cousins to run a few errands this morning.

Do you like the picture on your license/I.D. card? Not so much. I liked my old license photo better haha. The current one isn't horrible, it's just that I had a previous one and I just like that better.

What’s your favorite thing to snack on while watching a movie? Oh I only ever get Potato Corner when at the cinema.

Was the last person you met a male or female? I think female? Idk. I meet new people everyday, it's exhausting.

Which one of your friends do you feel most comfortable around? Angela.

Do you own a map of the world? I don't.

What’s your favorite Thanksgiving food? I don't celebrate that. My favorite thing to eat on Christmas, though, is either steak or sashimi.

Is the light on in the room you’re in? Yes.

Who did you last spoon with? Nobody.

Are you currently watching TV? Nope.

Have you ever had surgery or stitches? Neither.

Do you own any clothing that has animal print? I don't think so, no.

Does your family eat dinner together? We only do so when my dad's home. Otherwise we eat separately or at least in an informal way, in the living room while watching TV.

Where do you work? I mostly work from home but we do have an office that's around a 25-45 minute drive that we can work at anytime we want.

Are you in high school? I haven't been in high school for nearly a decade.

Do you have a TV in your room? I do.

Are any of your electronics charging right now? Nope.

What was the last video game you played? Rhythm Hive, if that even counts as a video game.

[vanillahub]

Name / Alias: Vani Are you over 18? Yes / No Is your muse(s) over 18? Yes / No / Depends on the muse & verse When was your blog established? This blog was created at the end of 2022 and start of 2023. That's when I moved here! REPOST, DON'T REBLOG!

– W R I T I N G –

Are you selective about who you write with? No (anyone) / Semi (most people) / Yes (some people) / Highly (few people) / Private (mutuals only).

Life gets busy for me, I tend to also feel overwhelmed easily so I’d rather keep my circle small so I can provide everyone with a good RPing experience!

Are you selective about who you follow? No (anyone) / Semi (most people) / Yes (some people) / Highly (few people).

If your muse is canon, how much do you adhere to canon? Not at all / A little / Some / Mostly / Strictly / Not Applicable.

Star wars’ lore is MASSIVE... As a result, I try to learn more about it through bits and pieces, I choose what I feel like will work best for my interpretations then fill in the gaps however I feel like. Pokemon's lore is very chill, easy to digest and fun to play around with! Even if there isn't much for many characters, but I still try to stick with the timeline of events that most fans agrees with. Saint Seiya's lore is what I'm currently learning more about! So far, it's kinda of chill like Pokemon's but it is fun to think of, like it is with SW's.

What post lengths do you write? One-Liners / Single-Para / Multi-Para / Novella / All of the aforementioned.

One-liners are only for crack/dash shenanigans. Shorter responses work best for Discord RPs. But on tumblr, I have a huge preference for lengthier threads.

Do you use icons and/or GIFS? No / Gifs / Icons / Yes / Sometimes.

I used to love using icons, I had tons of fun with both iconing and making borders for them. BUT I've dropped them in favor of banners. ATP I got too many muses, and it'd drive me MAD to make them for each one of them. My banners are meant to fill in the void left by icons, and this way it challenges me to put more effort on my writing.

Do you write on other platforms? No / Yes

Discord, mutuals are welcomed to ask for it <;3

What level of plots do you write? Unplotted / Open-Ended Plots / Semi-Plotted / Fully Plotted Epics / All of the aforementioned

I have a huge preference for plotted stuff. Knowing the course of events and my partner’s muse makes things a lot easier for me, and overall it is a lot more enjoyable to me.

How quickly do you usually respond to threads? Very Slow (more than a month) / Slow (3-4 weeks) / Average (1-2 weeks) / Fast (less than one week) / Very Fast (less than three days)

It depends on the kind of thread & the size of it TBH. Usually speaking, I'm fast to get to RP responses, but I rely on my queue to deliver them. It helps me to space out RP responses, and manage the numbers of RP threads I have going. I can't stress enough how this method helps me SO MUCH, to prevent any form of burnouts. It may seem like I tend to respond faster to Discord rps, simply because the threads there tend to be shorter in size. But it is mainly due to the fact, there isn’t a queue system.

What types of themes do you like? Adventure / Romance / Fluff / ANGST / Violence / Tragedy / Domestic / Family / All of the aforementioned

WHAT GENRES DO YOU LIKE? ( Feel free to add! ) High Fantasy / Supernatural / Science Fiction / Historical / Horror / Comedy / Romantic / Drama / Action / Smut / Adventure / Espionage / All of the aforementioned

Are there any themes you’re uncomfortable writing on your blog? (Not triggers) No / Yes / Sometimes

Gore can leave me feeling ill, graphic descriptions of injuries/blood/etc can cause me to feel nauseous. Overall it is something, I'd rather avoid reading altogether. I'm also uncomfortable writing adult/minor and incestuous relationships.

Do you have any triggers? How do you request it tagged?

I have no triggers! But I would like that my mutuals tagged anything related to current world events/politics. I get how heated these subjects are to many people. However, I’m not an American, when I’m on my RP blogs I don’t want to see those things. Trust me, if I wanted to know more about it, I'd search for reputable sources of information. And not random blogs, that could be spreading misinformation or fear mongering, uninformed people. No one benefits from these types of situations. I've been in the RPC for many years, and this shit shouldn't be seen an acceptable way to behave online. Spoiler alert: You're not a grand savior, just bc you reblogged a post that had something to do, with whatever may be happening. Not everyone on Tumblr is from the US.

– S H I P P I N G –

What types of relationships are you open to?

Romantic / Platonic / Familial / All of the aforementioned

It all depends on the chemistry, and IC development. I’m extremely picky about platonic/familial relationships, due to having some really awful experiences with it in the past.

What types of pre-established relationships are you open to? Romantic / Platonic / Familial / All of the aforementioned

See the answer above. So long as we have managed to come up with something that works well for both muses, it’s all good for me.

Do you have OTPs? No / Chemistry Only / Yes

I do! My ship bias lists can be found on my muses about docs/pages!

Do you have NOTPS? No / Yes

They can be found on my muses about sections/docs as "ships I refuse to romantically write". These can range either for my own comfort, to me straight up not liking them.

What is your muse’s sexual orientation? Heterosexual / Heteroflexible / Bisexual / Pansexual / Homoflexible / Homosexual / Demisexual / Sapiosexual / Asexual / Still trying to figure it out / Depends on the muse you’re asking

See their infos

What is your muse’s romantic orientation? Heteroromantic / Heteroflexible / Biromantic / Homoflexible / Homoromantic / Panromantic / Demiromantic / Sapioromantic / Aromantic / Still trying to figure it out / Depends on the muse you’re asking

See their infos

Are you comfortable writing smut? No / Selectively / Yes

I have a NSFW side blog just for that, even though I haven’t used it in ages LMAO. I just have been preferring to write NSFW stuff on discord lately. With that said though, not all of my muses are open for it.

How early in a relationship do you ship romantically? Autoship / During plotting / After a couple IC interactions / Several IC interactions / Slow burn / Plot dependent / Never

Man it just happens.

Are you open to toxic ships? No / Selectively / Yes / I am not sure

With that said, I’m selective about who I’d write such subject. I personally, prefer doing this by myself. I’m not opposed to writing it with others, I just want to make sure nothing will be romanticized during the plotting/writing of such relationship. And due to a few bad apples in the past, I’ve become wary of giving others a shot at this.

Are you open to problematic ships?

No / Selectively / Yes / I am not sure

Bruh, anything can be considered problematic in this day & age, let's go grab some juice instead. I have ships where, a good chunk of their respective fandoms have labelled them as "problematic". But then when you look at my writing, I'm not writing the "problematic" things the fandom claims them to be as. In the end of the day, my followers and mutuals are highly encourged to curate their stay. This includes, blacklisting to their hearts' content. I feel like we as online fandoms have devolved so much, to a point you will likely find a mfer claiming how shipping in itself is problematic. As well as how you must be ashamed, to enjoy pairing fictional characters in general. Anyway hit me with whatever you want, and I’ll be the judge of what I want to write or not.

Are you open to polyshipping? No / Selectively / Yes / I am not sure

It depends on the muse you’re asking for. This is something that's more dependent on IC reasons, than OOC ones. Many of my muses wouldn't approve or be open, for a relationship like that.

Are you an exclusive shipper? Never / Sometimes / Yes / I would be open to discuss it

No, absolutely not. I’ve never had any luck with exclusivity, and after many failed attempts. i’ve come to the conclusion, it just isn’t for me.

Does crack shipping ever happen? Nope / Yes / depends / altho they gradually become normal ships

Stares @ all of my ships and sweats.

[hxdrostorm]

Name / Alias: Vani Are you over 18?   Yes  / No Is your muse(s) over 18?    Yes/  No  / Verse Dependent / Depends on the muse you’re asking When was your blog established? Blog was made in 2021! But there are some muses, I've been writing since 2017!

– W R I T I N G  –

Are you selective about who you write with?

No (anyone)  /  Semi (most people) / Yes (some people) / Highly (few people) / Private (mutuals only).

Are you selective about who you follow?

No (anyone)/ Semi (most people) /  Yes (some people) /  Highly (few people).

If your muse is canon, how much do you adhere to canon?

Not at all  / A little  / Some/ Mostly /  Strictly / Not Applicable.

// it depends on the muse you’re asking, I always try to stick a serie’s timeline of events. But at the same time, I like mixing canons from different sources. Seeing how some of my muses, can be pretty obscure with little in the way of lore, so I have to make do with I got.

What post lengths do you write?

One-Liners  / Single-Para / Multi-Para /  Novella/All of the aforementioned.

// One-liners are only for dash-commentaries/cracks.

Do you use icons and/or GIFS?

No  /  Gifs / Icons /  Yes / Sometimes.

Do you write on other platforms?

No / Yes

// Discord, which I've been very active on as of lately!

What level of plots do you write?

Unplotted/  Open-Ended Plots  /  Semi-Plotted /  Fully Plotted Epics / All of the aforementioned

// I have a preference for plotted stuff. Knowing the course of events and my partner’s muse makes things a lot easier for me.

How quickly do you usually respond to threads?

Very Slow (more than a month) / Slow (3-4 weeks) / Average (1-2 weeks)  / Fast (less than one week) /  Very Fast (less than three days) 

// It depends on the kind of thread & the size of it TBH. I can't do a lot of back and forth quickly, but I try not to take too long to respond (unless I forget about it ofc). On tumblr however, I rely on my queue to deliver the replies! I like giving us plenty of time.

What types of themes do you like?

Adventure  / Romance / Fluff / ANGST / Violence /  Tragedy / Domestic / Family

WHAT GENRES DO YOU LIKE? ( Feel free to add! )

High Fantasy / Supernatural / Science Fiction / Historical / Horror /  Comedy / Romantic / Drama / Action / Smut / Adventure /  Espionage / All of the aforementioned

Are there any themes you’re uncomfortable writing on your blog? (Not triggers)

No/ Yes /  Sometimes

// Gore can leave me feeling ill. I'm also not the fondest of those "instant family fanons" for RP. And I suppose I should mention how, even though I'm open for writing abusive/toxic relationships. That's something I prefer reserving to only my most consistent partners, or those I'm well familiarized with. I've had some, unsavory experiences to put it mildly, in the past.

Do you have any triggers? How do you request it tagged?

// I have no triggers! But I filter out anything related to politics/IRL stuff. Sorry not sorry. I don’t think that a RP blog is the best place for these things IMO. Keep it to your personal or a blog specifically meant for those things. I come here to relax.

Label & call me all sorts of names. But I think there are better places and the right time to talk about these serious subjects. I will unfollow, if I feel like my dash is being spammed about these things. It’s nothing personal, it’s just that I’m not interested in seeing stuff about it, on this side of tumblr.

– S H I P P I N G –

What types of relationships are you open to?

Romantic /  Platonic  /  Familial / All of the aforementioned

// Just make sure the muse is available/open for it. This goes double for family stuff.

What types of pre-established relationships are you open to?

Romantic  /  Platonic /  Familial /All of the aforementioned

// So long as we have managed to come up with something that works well for both muses.

Do you have OTPs?

No /  Chemistry Only / Yes

// They can all be found in each one of my muses' about docs! Even though these ships are my OTPs, it doesn't mean I'll insta-ship them. It only means I have my own preference, for them.

SW muses - Rexmé/Obirex/Rexwalker/Codex Palpatine/Fox, Dogma/Fox Appo/Vader

Pokemon muses - Eusine/Morty, Clair/Morty Barry/Dawn Juan/Rose Drake/Drayden

Do you have NOTPS?

No / Yes

// There are only a select few ships I straight up refuse to write.

SW muses - Ahsoka/Plo

Pokemon muses - Falkner/Morty

What is your muse’s sexual orientation?

Heterosexual /  Heteroflexible  / Bisexual / Pansexual /  Homoflexible  / Homosexual / Demisexual /  Sapiosexual /  Asexual / Still trying to figure it out / Depends on the muse you’re asking

What is your muse’s romantic orientation?

Heteroromantic /  Heteroflexible  / Biromantic /  Homoflexible  /  Homoromantic   / Panromantic/ Demiromantic /  Sapioromantic  / Aromantic / Still trying to figure it out / Depends on the muse you’re asking

Are you comfortable writing smut?

No  / Selectively / Yes

// Depends on the muse. So far, Barry is the only one I refuse to write it with.

How early in a relationship do you ship romantically?

Autoship / During plotting  /  After a couple IC interactions / Several IC interactions / Slow burn / Plot dependent /  Never 

// I'm always all ears to new shipping opportunities and plots!

Are you open to toxic ships?

No / Selectively/ Yes  / I am not sure

// See above. It's something I'm 100% fine with writing, but I won't write it with just about anyone I come across, due to some bad experiences in the past.

Are you open to problematic ships?

No /  Selectively / Yes / I am not sure

// At this point, anything has the potential of being problematic. All it takes is sb, to not like a ship and waste hours of their life, coming up with hot takes pulled out of their asses to "justify" their hatred for it. Some of my ships are already deemed "problematic", I've already been called a "nasty shipper", for something that's entirely harmless. But it is "bad", bc a large and loud crowd, decided to interpret it as such.

So, yeah uwu Im here for the uwu nasty uwu ships uwu!!!

Before anyone decides to put words in my mouth. I'll have to draw the line for minor/adult ships, I'm very on the fence about age up versions of muses. In the end, it all boils down to who I'm plotting/writing with.

Are you open to polyshipping?

No /  Selectively  / Yes / I am not sure

// Depends on the muse because most of them aren’t open to it. Even though, I'm more than willing to write them!

Are you an exclusive shipper?

Never / Sometimes / Yes / I would be open to discuss it

// NOPE! Been there, done that. It didn’t work for me. At most, I have a cap on the number of different takes, of the same character I'll accept as shipping partners. Which is 3, anything beyond that, it just becomes repetitive and I get overwhelmed bc I can't give everyone the same amount of attention it deserves.

Does crack shipping ever happen?

Nope / Yes / depends / altho they normally become normal ships

// Stares @ all my ships

[fuckyeah-hetalia]

Howdy!

About this blog:

This is basically a one-stop shop of all things Hetalia! I'm keeping my queue stocked with art, edits, fics, etc, and if you have stuff you'd like to promo --it can be your own creations or someone elses!-- go ahead and submit it ☺️ Or if you want to do it anonymously, tell me who or what you want to shout out in my inbox!

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No ship or character bashing. There's a huge list of characters and even more ships. Make use of your tag/content filter and the block button if you can't stand seeing something.

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Lists may expand as time goes on, but mostly I just want this to be a place we all have fun 💞💞

[gangrenados]

You're jealous?

I suck with titles, someone please help 🤦🏽‍♀️

hiii, can I request an imagine were Dick and reader are in a relationship and he’s jealous and doesn’t wanna talk to her and she keeps asking him wats wrong, kinda suggestive if you feel comfortable (sorry for my english) in the Netflix show world please, love your writing

This have been on the queue for ages!! Sorry for the wait, hope you like it @wintercapilson 💕

Note: Okay so I made Hank a little bit ooc to made him annoy Dick so yeah that

Warning: light smut 🤙🏽

There was no doubt that the tension filled the room and it was making you annoyed. Far as you knew, Dick just wanted to start the day early and finish some undone paper work that has been accumulating, he wasn't fond of the idea, but your promise of keeping him company cheered him up a little bit.

"You're so clingy!" You teased him as you looked around the fridge for some food. " I can't believe it sometimes, you act so tough and bossy around others, but you're just a clingy boy..."

You smiled when you felt Dick's arms wrapping themselves in your waist, he rested his head in your shoulder and gave you a wet kiss on the cheek.

"Ew! You're gross, boy wonder." You cleaned your cheek with the back of your hand, Dick laughs just made you punching him jokingly in his bicep.

"I like that nickname..." he chuckled, leaning in the counter as he took his cup of coffee.

"Morning everyone" that husky voice was the one who changed the light atmosphere of the morning. Hank was half asleep, his bed hair proved that.

He walked up to you and grabbed a cup from the upper cabinet, as he took one of the cups he looked at you from an instant." You look good today, (y/n)" he blurted out casually, totally oblivious to his Dick's sly gaze.

"Thank you Hank, that's so nice of you!" You shrugged off his compliment, offering him a smile while Dick was frowning.

This scene was stupid and he just didn't liked it. Was he exaggerating? Maybe, but living this kind of thing every day was starting to get on his nerves. You see, you both had this type of relationship were you flirted with each other shamelessly.

It started with small touches, then it become compliments and then suggestive jokes. It didn't matter to him if Hank was just trying to be funny or if you really didn't pay attention to it, he was about to throw hands with the king of comedy if he didn't stop.

Dick watched carefully the way Hank looked at you with a stupid grin on his face."You know, " Hank sipped from his cup, gazing at Dick from a brief moment, knowing what he will say would cause him to lose it.

"We would make a great couple; I mean you're a gorgeous girl and I'm pretty handsome, we would be a power couple without doubt." That sentence just made Dick roll his eyes so hard that his eyes almost got stuck in his skull. It was too much, everything about this was making him mad and to make it worse you laugh! What the fuck was that?

He was about to walk up to him, you noticed to quick change on your boyfriend behavior. The way he looked at Hank like he was about to stab him, his stiff posture, too different from what he was like a few minutes ago.

Dick clenched his jaw, about to tell his friend to shut up and stay on his lane, but you were quicker." I'm sorry to tell you, but Dick and I are the ultimate power couple." you put your arm around his waist.

But not even that got him to calm down his nerves; Dick needed to step aside and cool down. This fiasco was causing him a headache. So he leaned into you and whispered in your ear he was going to finish the paperwork in your shared bedroom and with that he left.

•

Dick didn't liked to label himself as the "jealous type", it wasn't like he didn't let you have guy friends or be nice to other men, no. But that scene was too much and even after a couple of hours spent working on pile of files of resolved cases Dick could still feel the little rage that bubble inside of him.

He rubbed his tired eyes, maybe it was time to take a rest and set his mind on another thing.

He turned around at the sound of the door opening." You good, Dick?" He sighed, looking away as you entered the room with a concerned expression.

"Yeah, I'm fine." He spoke nonchalantly. You bited your lips for a few seconds, doubting if it was a good moment to confront him.

"Really? Cuz it didn't seem like that when we were in the kitchen..." you bought up the theme cautiously making Dick huff.

He sat on the and passed a band through his hair, already annoyed by this. "Well, maybe it's because Hank was flirting with you."

"We're just friends, Dick. It's no a big deal-"

"Don't come up with that." He interrupted you." I'm not comfortable seeing Hank touching you and talking to you like he was your boyfriend, okay? I don't like. And I'm totally fine if you two are friends, but that kind of shit just get on my nerves."

"So you're jealous?" You walked up to him, Dick gaze was serious. There were a few things that could trigger this man, but you never really believed that a thing like this could put him in such a bad mood." Hank just does that to mess with you, he told me himself."

Dick didn't even answer, for him that was still awful. "Don't get mad, you know you're the only one for me." He hummed, putting his hands at both side of your hips as you straddle him.

"Dick, you're the guy I really love, alright?" You put your arms around his neck, getting a bit closer." I like you with flaws and all." Dick smiled a little at your confession.

"Yeah?" He asked in a soft tone, breaking down slightly his serious posture. You nodded, before pecking his lips.

"Of course I do!" You said happily.

Dick broke the distance you had with a heated kiss, his grip on your hips got firmer. Maybe it was because the intensity of your make out that caused you to grind on him.

Dick got away from your lips to leave a trail of kisses that went from your neck to your shoulder, sucking and kissing the spot that connected them. "We should fuck." He suggested in a groan." The youngers aren't here so it won't be a problem."

"You want some revenge, don't you?" You giggled; whimpering slightly at the feeling his boner brushing against your pussy." I can't tell you no, babe...."

Tag list: @nervousfandom @la-femme-lupita @c0-77

[quanxui]

im a bit shy with tagging but i just wanted to do this after seeing @lovedsoup minnie's ehe mwah 💌

tagging anyone who wants to!!

what do you prefer to be called name-wise? andro

when is your birthday? nov 19

relationship status waiting for ningguang and quanxi

time 10:00 pm

three favorite foods samyang buldak ramen, any chicken dish, sinigang <33

last song i listened to pagsamo - arthur nery

song stuck in my head the procession of celestial beings - joe hisaishi and tehn sometimes guizhong's lullaby plays in my head

last thing i googled academic grading system in japan (and then i spiraled into comparing the grading systems of different asian countries)

dream trip asia, always!! and then the south of france

i want to skip to december and get my vacation already

where do you live? in my study desk, chained there until i please da teachers

three things you're doing right now? talking to my sister, answering this, preparing to print some study materials

recommend a movie city of angels (1998) im planning to watch this movie again. this time, alone. so i can cry and feel philosophical lol

how old are you? 19! roaring 20s soon aha

do you prefer hot or cold? hot!! cold feels cold and lonely lmao

are you shy? sometimes. sometimes i have no shame at all

do you have any preferred pronouns? she/her! decided to go back to that because i feel more of a her right now?

any pet peeves? wearing my inside and outside slippers!! i have small feet so i own small pairs but when someone wears my slippers, it stretches and now it feels like ill trip one day. also when there's little rice left in the pot and the next one who gets leaves some even when what's left was enough for them already! it feels like the rice is wasted!!!

what's your favorite "dere" type? tsundere and hiyakasudere!! i love comedy lol but i also like reading manga with the yandere tag on anilist!

rate your life 1-10. 1 being really crappy and 10 being the best you could ever be. 5 haha, ive been trying to fit in my hobbies and academics time in one day (acads in the morning and then fun time at midnight) and it's been rendering me sleepless and depressed lately. but i have people i know i can rely on around me and i am trying to adjust some stuff in my daily schedule so i'll feel better!

what's your main blog? this!

list your side blogs and what they're used for. @agbasa i call it my hobbies blog because i post manga caps i like plus the gifs and colorings i make! im also the queue monitor for two source blogs! it's fun queueing for the blogs!!

is there anything you think people need to know about you before becoming friends with you? i'm quiet most of the time (im sorryyyy) mostly because i don't know what to say or im busy but I. Love. You. i adore you and you can always talk to me!!

about my url i really look up to and love quanxi! she's so cool! wish she could be my girlfriend </3

favorite color i like light shades of pink! and then green and yellow!

last movie moonrise kingdom. i wish i ran away and went camping at least once in my childhood

currently watching i have a bunch ongoing (anime and kdrama and jdrama) but i got busy haha! but i plan to continue with elegant yokai apartment life first!

currently reading philippine-american war notes written by my professor in history. i love his writing! im also currently reading pandora hearts and im about to start kids on the slope manga! (im on this road to reading the sources of the movies nana komatsu was in or will be in)

zodiac sign scorpio ♏

favorite hot beverage water LOL or um chai

favorite cold beverage mango juice/shake

favorite flower yellow statice flowers! i remember taking a bunch of pictures of the yellow ones when i first saw them before! pretty and long-lasting!

top 5 on repeat songs midnight joke - takako mamiya, clean - taylor swift, fallen - lola amour, loveholic - lee bada, 2/14 - the band camino

[celticfrvst]

aww your grandmas are really sweet :(( i dont really know what to say. it's hard to cope when you know they're all there for you and suddenly.. aah i wanna hug you so bad.

you've shared or put in your tags as far as i remember that you're of asian race, i'm asian too so i kind of understand (not that my parents make me feel that way) and well, huh a lot of people in here have to deal with feeling worthless just because of how they were taught to grow up and the standards of being "successful", things like that. not really sure of how to keep up with your parents so i put it that way. but that doesn't validate them to create an excuse to hurt you. but, are there other possible ways where you can communicate with them and really help both sides to understand each other?

aw thanks..if i can just send you a message every day to remind you how grateful i am that im talking to you and you're worth people's time, i would!! sometimes, i hope there's an app that can let you do that.

haha im laughing with how you type..i feel like you sound like a japanese gamer girl (no offense to that!!)

i don't want you to push yourself to suddenly do all the great things okay? if we're just two blocks away from each other, i promise you'll nag me for knocking at your door all the time, because i just really want to be there for you. i really do. think of me as a water that pours onto your little sunflower in the plants vs. zombies game so we can fight them zombies together!! wiehooou

i'll be your road worker and my project is to not stop creating your path. if you ever slip off the edge, i'd run as fast as i could!

this sounds dreamy and all, but figuratively you know what i mean. it's just the small things that keep us alive. we need the sense of belonging, a drive, a swing.

aw im more than happy. thank you to you too!! this means a lot to me. i treasure you <3

*queues treasure by bruno mars* (you have to play this so it sounds like we're in a comedy movie and im dancing in front of you to make you smile)

yeah, i really don't know how to cope with everything :( but that's alright! it'll get better with time. yeah. i have the parents who have the high grade standards and it's really difficult a lot of the time, considering im not really as smart as i used to be. and thanks, i really don't know why they do it. my friend thinks my mom is a narcissist, which could be possible i guess. i really don't like to talk to my parents, it makes me downright scared and uncomfortable. anything, and i mean anything, can get me in trouble, so i try and avoid interacting with them :(. and AAAAA YOU'RE TOO SWEET I LOVE YOU :D

ASJAKEOA OMG japanese gamer girl? honestly, im honored! and don't worry, you're not rushing me in any way :) and OMG NO i won't nag you or anything, i would really appreciate it! you can come hang out anytime <3 and that's so cute! i really do think of you as that, you're such a kind soul. OMG that made me cry,, all of this is making me so happy! :D and that sense of belonging is really all thanks to you and my friends. i really love you so much, i wish we could meet :) and i treasure you too!! *smiles at you dancing*