#I'm sure vetinari's absolutely sicko mode at chess so writing his moves was like

[higgsbison]

My friend quite adores chess

A chest nerd of so he happens to be, sadly with a lack of knowledge in the traversity of the English language. I'll translate it for him and send it to him simply to horrify his poor wretched soul. He's won around 20 matches in our state so I think he'll adore it. 😊👍

That's such a cool friend thing to do 💛

tbh I'm not entirely sure how reading this would feel to someone who's actually super good at chess, since I'm just good enough to know that nobody made a single decent move in this entire match, but I do wanna find out, so pls tell me what he thinks!