#I'm sorry if Oishi's isn't as funny as you expected

[aotoshironojersey]

If you want to d’aww...

Go to Eiji’s tbc story. If you want to laugh, skip to Oishi’s. If you want Golden Pair, read both.

Eiji...

...fell asleep during the homework doing stuff xD He obviously orders Oishi in his sleep, making his awake partner a very amused partner... that doesn’t get him out of being woken up by said partner, of course(the exchange is adorable, tho: ‘Eiji” ‘Munyaaa’ ‘Eiji it’s about time to wake up.’ ‘Nyaa..Did I just fall alseep?!’). Taka notes that Eiji had to be really tired to fall asleep like that, Inui adds that it’s probably since U-17 regime isn’t just some light stuff, and says that  body just probably went on to regenerate, since it didn’t have to work (physically, I assume?) 

Eiji notices with surprise that Tezuka and Fuji are no longer here and worries that school stuff took him so long that they got bored and left, but Oishi assures him that the two just been called by the coaches, but since the matter seems complicated, it might take some time for them to return. Eiji is relieved they won’t be angry at him for making them sit with him when he fell asleep (they were the ones to propose that to you, Eiji...). Oishi makes sure Eiji is not sleepy anymore, Eiji assures him he woke up completely now, and so, after getting a bot of sleep he can go back to work and deal with it.

Inui notes that that with Kikumaru in serious mode they should finish soon, Taka adds that they will help as much as they can (we don’t deserve Taka), Eiji thanks them both and promise to do his best.

Timeskip

Eiji seems to be exhausted, but also finished (yay!), and Taka and Inui not how his efforts seem to have quite an effect (with Inui noting that 94% of answers are correct). Oishi then asks Eiji if they should go, Eiji is confused-does Oishi mean they have to show it to Tezuka to get a stamp of approval? Wvwn though Tezuka would be pleased to hear he gave his all...(this kid <3)

Oishi is Amused again, reminds Eiji that he wanted to do tennis didn’t he? So they should go to the courts.

Eiji is all ‘Eeh? Is that okay?!’ Oishi is all smiley, saying that he also started to want to move his body a bit, Eiji is over the moon with being able to play with Oishi.

Scene change to the court the two are fliriting playing against each other, with Eiji going through the whole arsenal of his sayings and nyan sounds (that make him even more cute???How???), Oishi answers with praise (of course...) and promise that he won’t stay behind, Eii is elated to say the least, they go back and forth trading shots and complimenting each other, because that’s what players do to their opponents (can you feel the rainbow tonight...).

Timeskip.

Eiji is exhausted but the ‘you goof’ type of exhausted, if you know what I mean, with a ‘that was fuuun’ as his first line. Oishi answers with usual ‘Otsukaresama, your movements were good today as well’ Eiji goes back with ‘Oishi’s as well!’ then continue with self reflection that ‘Even though I had confidence I couldn’t return the lob, it was too good’. Oishi replies with a thank you and offer short break since it’s around the time they(or Eiji??) are getting tired. Eiji answers with the usual ‘Sasuga Oishi! You know me so well~!’ (so it was Eiji after all...).

Oishi then progress to ask if Eiji slept well recently, since he was too sound asleep for a usual doozing off back during the study time...Which makes Eiji a bit embarrassed as he asks Oishi not to say things like that. Oishi apologises but still wonders if Eiji is 100% ok.

Eiji admits that he might have been tired, but most probable reason of him falling asleep was the fact he was trying to focus but couldn’t.

Oishi (IS A TEASE) says that if that’s the reason then it’s fine, sonce if Eiji doozed off during the match, that would be a problem...

Eiji isn’t amused by the joke(’That’s not gonna happen! >.<’), Oishi is Amused by Eiji, but still gets him rehydrated by throwing him his water bottle. Eiji thanking him whila catching said bottle are the evolved SR pic (shiny, happy son!).

Oishis sums the day up: ‘You did your homework and still got to play tennis, isn’t that a good free day?’

‘Yep, thanks to everyone’s help!...but you know, Racket is after all more fitting for me than Shapen! (I’m not sure if this is some kind of pen brand?), isn’t it?’ (With a cute Eiji laugh used as a background sound- I’m ded)

END OF STORY

Oishi...

...Is still mothering his room xD

Basically, everybody say what they want to eat (with Eiji going my way by wanting to get a ‘fluffy fluffy omelet, followed by [not so much my way] puri puri [no idea how to translate that xD] fried shrimps, finished with a [again my way]Puffy for a dessert’ Shishido gets his meat, Ootori insist that he will eat anything since he is hungry [good boy!]).

Oishi interrupts them with saying that he knows how they feel but they should pln breakfast carefully since it’s the most important dish of the day blah blah (not really, but the meaning is similiar) and that they should start with the soup or salad, to get stomach working so taht they can taste the main dish properly. Eiji of course (IS UED TO BEING MOTHERED) goes with his little ‘Ha-ai~!’, but Ootori spots Fuji sitting somewhere nearby, doing something strange with his food. *Drama music starts* Eiji goes on to note how his friend’s food turned completely red from the stuff (Fuji’s SR has him holding a chilli sauce in it, so...), Shishido notes how that amount of flavorings (you mean liquid fire -,-’’) is quite dangerous. Insert Fuji’s ‘if you don’t start a day with such a steak it doesn’t have sense’ (or something along the lines.)

Ootori wonders if they should tell him not to eat that since it’s quite dangerous...

Eiji kinds of troubled-ly chuckles that it’s Fuji so it’s probably going to be fine, but the problem lies elsewhere...

Cut to Oishi (in his already Yakiniku magistrate form) approaching Fuji, with Silver Pair jumping up in surprise at his tone, while Oishi continues with ‘Fuji...the meat...what do you think is...?!’ with Eiji trying to (a bit unsuccessfully) redirect Oishi’s attention (’now, now, hold it in!’) but it’s too late, Ootori noticces how Oishi’s face has changes and wonders what happened, Eiji explains Oishi’s berserk button is the way of treating the meat you’re eating, and that he changes into a different person when you do it wrong.

Back to magistrate starting to rant to Fuji about meat quality etc. Fuji apologises (HE FAKES IT), only to get Oishi more agitated.

SP notices that this Oishi really is like a different person and they seriously didn’t know this face of his. They agree to try and not to anger him, but Eiji interjects that it’s fine as long as they treat their meat properly (lolz), and as long as they won’t eat it Fuji-style, they will be safe.

Ootori is like ‘Yeah, as expected of the [Oishi’s] partner’. Shishido suggest that he and Choutaro should go eat elsewhere, with Ootori noting that he will be careful about his meat-eating style (okay boys, THAT didn’t sound good >.<)

Eiji notes that they left, but ignores that in favor of Oishi’s part of food (Eiji -,-’’ true Middle schooler alright).

Oishi exits the Magistrate form but still scolds Fuji, noting how the meat doesn’t even look like itself anymore, Fuji returns that from now on he will go and por the sauce next to the meat, if the looks bother Oishi that much (Fuuuuji...).

Cue Oishi Yakiniku Magistrate form returning full force (with a friggin’ RECORDED ‘DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MEAT JUICES!!!”) with a subtitles going ‘What do you think the meat is?!’

END OF STORY

[hanafubukki]

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YES EPEL DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD.  AWW YES (๑•ᴗ•๑)♡ those fan arts with Epel being future dorm leader just makes me hearts 💘💘 （｡>‿‿<｡ ）

Lololol yess I love mood booster Rook  (๑˃̵　ᴗ　˂̵)و

I love to imagine when Rook and Epel are argue with each other with a bad atmosphere Rook just popped in the middle of them and goes "Bonjour Mounsiur Mon Cheri! Roi de poison! (≡^∇^≡)"

My sister plays twst it's because of me who keep telling her that the game is amazing with an amazing story line, she' just come into twst fandom about two weeks ago (❁´◡`❁)

I ALWAYS WANT MERCH ٩(๑꒦ິȏ꒦ິ๑)۶

Though I'm broke lmao  (　´)Д(｀ )

I really want to try NRC uniform but it's very expensive.. I just wanted the uniform  (　；∀；)

Hauhauha there's literally no one who knows twst besides me and my sister that I knew. (　；∀；)

Though I have a junior in my school who plays twst, but I never get the chance to get her number so I never really talked about twst to anyone besides my sister  ╥﹏╥

WAAAA EVENT ART BOOKS?? YES PLEASE DEVS  🙏🙏🙏 (*∩ω∩)

No lie would buy the book, even when i'm broke  💪('ω'💪)

IMAGINE MALLEUS SSR WITH HIS BANGS UP, SO WE CAN SEE HIS FORHEAD AND THE COOL MARK IN HIS FORHEAD AJDKFOFODOFKFOF ∩( ✧Д✧)∩ (〃ﾟ3ﾟ〃)

Silver prince supremacy 👏( 'ω' )👏( 'ω' )

DEVS GAVE US DIASOMNIA CONTENT ୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨

Devs gave us Pain and happiness (ﾉ´∀｀*)

Ace with that smirk and wink really tries to steal my heart, as expected from an Ace  ( ͡°_ʖ ͡°) (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)❤

Lilia really has a very uniqe taste (　；∀；)

LMAO He really wants to eat us  o(TヘTo)

No eating Leona (っ'-')╮=͟͟͞͞)ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)

I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT POST- Σ(ﾟДﾟ；)

TWST YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING NO YOU MAKE ME MORE CURIOUS ABOUT WTF IS HAPPENING WITH THE ANGST IDIA AND ORTHO HAD. (◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)

I WANTED THEM TO COMBINE, NOT ROBO ORTHO DIE. ヽ(`д´；)/

Robo ortho and og Ortho both are still Idia's younger bro. They deserves all the hugs ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

OH GOD NOT THE SYMBOLISM WITH BUTTERFLY  ୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨

Devs I swear ( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° ) you won't..

Twst fandom really be an amazing detective to realized those small details (^o^)/

AIFKGOFKGOKFGOG LMAO THAT WOULD BE FUNNY,  PEOPLE CRYING ABOUT ORTHO ANGST AND ALL AND HE JUST GOES "Hey look I can change my teeth shapes, isn't it cool  o(〃＾▽＾〃)o?" AHAHAHAHA I'M DYING 

HAHAHAHAHA ELIZA 2.0 YES

Hello Emoticon Anonie 💜💙🌺

Yeeesss and I love all the family pomefiore fanarts that came flooding in 👏👏 can’t wait for that to start happening again but with diasomnia. I’m already thriving with all the new fairy gala art 🥰🥰

Before I forget to ask, what’s your favorite twst moment? And your favorite malleus moment?

I think my favorite moment is in dances and stars with deuce and his mom. And my favorite malleus moment had to be his birthday card with him looking at mc fondly abdjsnsjsjsjsjs

I’m glad that you were able to persuade your sister into giving twst a chance 🙌🙌 I hope that she’s having fun. Does she have the same oishi?? Lolol

I’m glad that you were able to persuade your sister into giving twst a chance 🙌🙌 I hope that she’s having fun. Does she have the same oishi?? Lolol

I’m glad that you were able to persuade your sister into giving twst a chance 🙌🙌 I hope that she’s having fun. Does she have the same oishi?? Lolol

Snskajshsjs I know Anonie 😭😭 I feel you there, it’s only been recently that I’ve been able to buy merch, been working and saving money so I finally felt that I “should put my happiness first” and then did it.

There’s always time Anonie 👏👏 you can do it in the future 👏👏

Do you mean cosplay the uniform? That’s such a cute idea! Maybe you can make your own? Like get some shirts that look the same ish and some pants and Blazers?

I always wanted to try and cosplay their robes. I feel like I would steal one of their ms and never give it back 😂😂

Abdjajahshs I’m sorry Anonie 😔 it’s always hard to start up a conversation with like interests in irl and then you just… loose the chance. But it’s okay, at least you have the online community 🥺💙🌺

Yes! I would literally fight to get an event book, I’m always tempted to get the magic archives because pretty pictures too 😭😭

YES MALLEUS WITH FOREHEAD SCALES PLEASE. I was so happy they put that in the master chef for him 😭😭 imagine his hair tied back and you dancing with him??? Whdjsosisjdkd

Silver princely content almost can get us to forgive devs for the pain they will cause us…almost. If all diasomnia boys show up in the event….maybe I’ll consider it lolol 🤣🤣

Noooo emoticon Anonie don’t fall for his trap! Wkdjdjsshs that’s how he will get you akdnsjsnddndn lolol jkjk ace is a little shit but he’s our little shit. I love him too and sometimes I want to pull for him but I must stay strong! Have you seen his first year valentine card? What a cheeky guy! Widksjdnffn

LMFAOOO THAT SMACKING EMOJI ENDS ME, I JUST PICTURED US SMACKING HIM AND HIS FACE AND THEN RUNNING AWAY AND I CAAAANNT SJDJDJSJDJDJR 😂😂

Before I forget again! Omg, Anonie, what did you think of lilias voice change?? I was surprised and just kept replaying it 😳😳

YEAH! I hope they both somehow live shsjahssh it just makes me so sad because robo ortho just wants idias happiness so imagine him sacrificing himself 😭😭

I am surprised everyday how deep and deep and the connections the twst fandom makes. 👏👏🙏🙏

I know it might not happen BUT I CANT HELP BUT PRAY IT DOES BECAUSE COMEDY AND I WOULD LOVE TO SEE PEOPLES REACTION LOLOL

it’s what they deserve 😤😌