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mexican-texican · 4 months

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I just did something very, 𝙑𝙚𝙧𝙮 stupid and should've cost me about 25 years or so but because I'm arrogant and believe I'm untouchable I'm torn between doing it again or selling the rights to my life story for an 8 episode limited series run.

I can stretch it to 12 for the right buyer.

#my life #you think this is a shit post #um‚ I guess tagging this as mob boss? idk if that counts my eggs before they hatch??#felonies #I'm so very stupid but Breaking Bad is too real™ rn and I'm desperate #can someone contact Afroman for me? I think he'd be interested #all I can say it Boss Bitch by Doja Cat is the theme song for the trailer 🙃🥴

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