#I'm so prepared for the roasts let me meme xD

[ask-hesse]

Ned: "I'm presuming since you're a German state, you must own a good car. What brand is it, is it your favourite?"

“Well, it’s more akin to a Trabant - Diedrich Edition at this point though…” 

[fnaf-a-palooza]

The game is alright! I have only one win because I'm a jumpy bitch, my dude. I accept my fate as being one of the people the animatronics dogpile on and roast for being completely scared by their screams.

I fully understand this and take it in stride. Let the gang come at me, I may not be ready but prepared to jump n scream. (• ▽ •;)

Oh same! I honestly wouldn't be able to survive being a night guard (nah, I'm working the day shift—) so kudos to those who are able to stand being screamed at without jumping.

I'd honestly curl up in defense preparing for the scream because yeah, I'd accept my fate too XD

The animatronics just mimic the "haha why are you so small" meme as they're roasting. So mean though,,,