#I'm so fucking normal

[onearthwerebrieflygorgons]

Turns out MS Excel is pretty handy for pixel art if you adjust the column width

[virtualgirladv]

You're definitely getting way more horny on main fr

Shit fuck uhhhhhhhhh

This is now a no horny zone on penalty of super mega death. If I step out of line then shoot me thanks

[glitched-username]

@starsinthenigth YES! YOU GET IT! Also Rise Raph using his projection body as a shield for his brothers??? And just the image of the giant fist punching Leo during the Warren/hypno fight and the train car scene during the movie, just great!

I like to think that it took a bit of for him to get used to using that power because he didn't really know his own strength or how it really worked but after getting comfortable with it knows PERFECTLY how to mess with his brothers and also keep them safe without accidentally hurting them (too bad lol) in the process

And like the first couple times he DID activate his powers was from jumping in to save his family (origami tsunami and bug busters) so yeah super over protective

Like COME ON LOOK AT THIS

This dude is a fucking mech and I love it

Also alligator snapping turtles never stop growing while box turtles, sliders and soft shells tend to stop at adulthood

So like using a new calculation method called "eyeballing it" I have concluded that future Raph has got to be like 9-10 feet tall (mostly comparing past Leo's height to future Leo with Casey and then comparing future Leo to future Raph )

Point being, imagine how much he would've grown if he survived til the events of the movie. Bro wouldn't even NEED the projections at that point.

God, super intimidating looking but sweet giants are my favorite and we NEEDED to see more of that projection interact with the rest outside of fighting scenarios

Also side tracking to say that Mikey is also super "tiny who doesn't realize/care that they're tiny" coded. If he was like a borrower or something I have no doubts he would still be just as strong/razzmatazz heavy as he is now. Just casually throwing himself off buildings cause he knows either his family will catch him or he'll catch himself. And everyone in the family is just used to it.

Donnie even made an invention that stops him from razzmatazzing and Mikey just used it to be even MORE chaotic

When I'm in a g/t coded show with a near nonexistent g/t fandom competition and my opponent is tmnt

Also bonus: Donnie in the technodrome

[flesh-hyperfixations]

Who tf let Halsin be like 6'6. Who.

I want to praise their name and also curse it because fbdsjkabdsf that man

[dorianwolfforest]

Dorian "i don't think i'd be diagnosed with anything if i went to a therapist" ssoblr who was nicknamed pooh in his childhood because the idea of breathing in dust and having it get stuck in his lungs made him so anxious he'd breathe out and then squeeze any extra air left in his lungs out with a puff of air repeatedly throughout the day "to get the dust out"

[kainekillinggod]

when Percy Shelley said "See the mountains kiss high heavenAnd the waves clasp one another; No sister-flower would be forgivenIf it disdained its brother And the sunlight clasps the earth. And the moonbeams kiss the sea: What is all this sweet work worth If thou kiss not me?"

But he looked me in the eyes and said "You know, I think you're really awesome." With a soft genuine smile while shaking my hand, letting our touch linger a little more than just friendly.

[lynxgirlpaws]

this girl is a machine that turns relatively obscure references to anime she hasn't watched into channel branding

[aimless-aimz]

guys if any of you perhaps have any dark matter/zero gijinkas i would be fucking estatic to see them by the way

(read the tags ruhbfgshbtfjh)

[beastbarked]

i've been listening to the magnus archives for the past couple of months and i'm just starting season 5 now and i'm consumed by the hyperfixation monster

i REALLY REALLY want to look at fanart but i KNOW that i can't look up ANYTHING about the series without being spoiled 😩

[loverboybrightsideghost]

sometimes i'll just be minding my own business and then a piece of a song from the prince of egypt west end recording will start playing in my brain and i just have to keep going like my brain hasn't just instantaneously fizzled into mush and evaporated

[taonpest]

HHHHGN GOD TURN ME INTO A STATUE ALREADY SO TEN PIEDAD CAN SIT ON ME

[nowoyas]

okay guys this week I'm gonna host this write-in and I'm going to be so normal and such a good conversation partner in the downtime between sprints watch this

five minutes later: hey did you guys know that spinach tastes like human blood. I know this because I've tasted both often enough to compare them

[dykeyaoi]

this will affect the ageswap AU

[snepril]

Okay but can you imagine being turned into this thing? Your skin becoming dry and crisp, your insides melting into warm, greasy goo? The taste of oregano and mozzarella permeating every inch of your body, lingering on your tongue and in your mouth and on every steaming exhale? An all-encompassing warmth that leaves you soft and woozy, a growing awareness that you exist - and perhaps even need - to be eaten?

FRIED CHEESE CREATURE - Comm

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[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[kerosene-saint]

THE WAY I VISIBLY HAVE A REACTION EVERY TIME I HEAR THE BEGINNING OF THIS SONG.