#I'm passing away

[davy-zeppeli]

@transcakeoutintherain

[frosla55]

AHHHGGSHWYEUDDJJDXKOSKWJCNSJAODJ

[nervocat]

NERVO MY BELOVED!! got a letter here for you and monsieur whiskers 😉

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. don't feel obligated to continue the chain!! I just wanted to let you know 💌

I'M LOSING MY SHIT!?!?!?! GUYS IM GETTING SO MANY OF THESE HELLO??!?!!?!?!!! THIS IS MY 5TH ONE

YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO NICE HHGHHHHHH

[brotherscar-archive]

[biborispavlikovsky]

yayy my reward for grading quickly was more grading :)

[han-merlin]

Okay, I still don't know if I'm entirely convinced that the new Atléti account that showed up here is ACTUALLY SERIOUSLY FOR REAL the official Atlético de Madrid account,,,

But IF IT IS then I fear I have peaked, and have caused THE FUNNIEST THING I will ever cause in my life

I'm just imagining poor Yu sat somewhere in a corner doing this and wondering when her life came to this and when her job turned into a joke 😭😭

Please everyone go subject yourselves to this ridiculous masterpiece I enabled 🔫🔫

[glitterslag]

NOT MISS AMELIA CHICKEN SHOP DATE INTERVIEWING JOE ON THE RED CARPET

[im-a-special-bebe]

Monday is canceled (🙌) it is now Screeching over Hyungwon Day

[swampndn]

My uterus is trying to kill me, but luckily, my cat is laying on me like a heating pad right now

[howlsnteeth]

24/05/2022

[skyberia]

on the agency of puppets

[esmeriandreamer]

A small "Earth is Space Australia" thingy based on something that happened to me while working on the farm a few weeks ago-

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"Human-Sarah, why are you limping?"

"Oh, one of our goats hit me on the inside of my knee with his horn."

"What?? Are you alright?? Do you require medical assistance??"

"Nah, nah, I'm fine. He just managed to get me with the sharper end of it by accident-"

"Did this goat manage to impale you??? We must get you to a medic right away-"

"Zurgurr, relax, I didn't get my knee impaled. Those horns aren't meant to gore anything with, it was a blunt point. Plus, I was wearing layers so the impact got dulled."

"...I see. But what caused this goat to attack you like that then?"

"Oh, I was interrupting him eating."

"....What."

"Yeah, I should've put his bucket a bit further from the door, he must've thought I wanted to take it from him or whatever."

"...So he attacked you."

"Nah, just threw his head back in my direction in protest and managed to hook a horn into my knee that way. It'll be a bit of a bruise, but that's all."

"I see.. so-"

"I mean, if he wanted to attack me, he would've been on his hind legs to ram his horns against my stomach or something."

"..What."

"Yeah, he tried that once, but I just grabbed him by the leash to stop him. And besides, he wouldn't want to harm me on purpose, I think. He's just a grumpy old man who's had kids invading his space too much. He even looked guilty after he hit me."

"...So even though he slammed a horn into a vital joint of yours, you forgive him?"

"Yeah. Because I care for him, and he needs kindness. He's a grumpy asshole at times, but he's my grumpy asshole."

[rock-anon]

no posts for a while because I'm sick as fuck

[juieon]

[sunnymainecoonx]

And errr whatever this guy is

[th3e-m4ng0]

re: that post about the lack of enrichment in trucks

i bring yet another megop au where op is another depressed fellow whose EM field is always emitting gloomy and tired vibes. vs megatron who is at his happiest when hauling materials and messing with his coworkers/friends

they haven't seen each other in years since the war ended and they signed all these treaties and paperwork !