#I'm on my bullshit
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#am i doing it right?#babygirl energy#seriously tho he's fucking terrifying#but also sad wet angry angry angry cat energy#shitposting#because canon just makes me upset#darth maul#star wars#sith#zabrak#dathomir#maul opress#nightbrothers#i'm on my bullshit#i can't say 'again' because i never left#dumpsterfire content
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Which is better? To be born straight, or to trans your gender and become straight in the process?
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My baby moms in her favorite color. A mood board if you will. Also red has always been her favorite color because it reminds her of her sister.
#what color was indya's dad's benz?#nevermind...#story stuff#its after 5 so...#i'm on my bullshit#extras
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So balanced right guys
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underrated enemies to lovers tropes:
the “keep your eyes on me” while being tortured / hurt
hero character watching a friend / loved one get hurt / die and the enemy character has to physically restrain them / pull them away before they rush to help and hurt themselves further
the moment where one of them could kill the other, it would be so, so easy --- they just can’t
“i didn’t have anywhere else to go”
one getting hurt and the other lowkey taunting them to keep them conscience ( the “after everything you’ve been through THIS is what’s gonna get you? i thought you were tougher / stronger than that.” )
the inherent sexual tension of “no one else gets to kill / hurt you but me”
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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
#artists on tumblr#goose#geese#canada goose#canada geese#animal art#misc comics#bird art#birds#i'm officially back on my bullshit
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Penelope's final gambit, you will always be famous, no matter the subtext.
#poorly drawn odyssey#the odyssey#odysseus#penelope#epic the musical#Epic's version was very sweet and very well executed (and so cathartic!)#But Odyssey Penelope is *so* done with all the bullshit at this point in the story.#Credit where it is due; at this point she's been through a lot.#And to top if all off - her own son and one of the few maids on her side are buying into this (supposed) ruse.#This cannot have been the only time someone tried to pull this trick on her either.#Its the contrast between: 'Oh you're My husband?' and 'Ohh *sureeee* you're my husband. Just like the 30 other 'Odys' before you.'#The olive tree bed trick is a great gambit because it really is the final test to verify his identity.#I'm just a sucker for couples who have a secret only they know between them I suppose!#The match each other in will and wit! They will always find each other!!!#Anyways. The Odyssey is a worthwhile read and I highly recommend it. Epic is also a great musical worth checking out.
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get-along t shirt
#draw#oc#double ballgag is so underrated. most underrated of them all. r34 doesnt even have a tag for it. can you believe that? sad!#and they do have 'double balljob' which is literally bullshit#okay it has been brought to my attention the tag is simply called shared gag. perhaps i'm stupid
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sometimes u just wanna be a little shit so that u can annoy ur favs <3
#my art#sketch#sebastian solace#pressure oc#pressure roblox oc#sebastian pressure#I'm on my stupid bullshit again#shitpost#roblox pressure
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you guys draw kaz far too conventionally attractive. where are his firepox scars and signs of poor sleep and nutrition. and please give him a more fucked up nose. it should look like it has been broken multiple times and never quite healed right. and also please make his haircut a little bit ugly and wretched.
i also think the crows should have acne and/or acne scarring and greasy hair.
edit: here's my kaz art :)
#this post is popular now so i'm leaving this disclaimer#if you comment some annoying bullshit i will see it and i will respond to it. keep that in mind before you comment.#you have been warned#my posts#grishaverse#six of crows#kaz brekker#shadow and bone#🧵
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👼🏽
#renaissance baby angel of my heart#yes i'm back on my 2x05 bullshit#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#assad zaman#iwtvedit#tvedit#tvgifs#userclara#userdaph#usermicky#usergarnet#usershelby#userairam#userelm#userbrina#*gifs
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congrats me on writing 70k words
#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gf theseus’ guide#based on my posting you'd think it was just about bill and ford sucking tongue but no#there's no tongue sucking . i'm a fucking liar and a charlatan .#its just a story about how the trauma your parents gives you profoundly impacts your capacity to form secure and lasting relationships#and that's bullshit . i'm a big enough man to admit this#stump art
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The greatest Wizard of this age!
Return of the book cover fanart!
#d20#dimension 20#dimension 20 fanart#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high junior year spoilers#gorgug thistlespring#fig faeth#adine abernant#riz gukgak#kristen applebees#fabian seacaster#my art#bro that fight had me WORRIED#I'm officially back on my bullshit for novel cover mockups#I don't know if I'll do like I did with Mentopolis and do every episode#but we'll see
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My actual favorite part of wisdom saga is telemachus trying to lean against Athena (he thought about that for .03 seconds and then was like nah !!! :D she's my friend not the goddess of war!!! Good to see that the audacity is running strong in odysseus's family) and then just passed threw her and fell on the floor. And then Athena did not move at all!!! And just stood there looking at him.
#Epic the musical#Wisdom saga#Wisdom saga spoilers#Epic the musical spoilers#Athena and telemachus are my favorite girlie pop dou#Her little oops earlier you know she was thinking back to how she just use to toss odysseus around with her full strength#Athena in that moment :....did I give odysseus brain damage? Is that the way he is? Or was he always a freak?#And then the way she just stood there while telemachus is sprawled through her ??? Amazing#Favorite moment#Athena does not get humans 101#You know what#I'm about to be back on my Athena just lives odysseus's house bullshit#It's not even an au it's practically Canon in the odyssey#And honestly?? After that she's needs a treat of all her favorite people under one roof just relaxing and healing#Rip diomedes sorry you're not included in this one#Athena#telemachus
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// I'm on the hunt, I'm after you //
#poolverine#wolverine x deadpool#logan x wade#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool doodles#tw blood#shut up wade#NOW I'm back on my bullshit#heyo marvel sorry not sorry#BITE HIM#wolverpool#fine I’ll use the other tag
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early game avebela is like gay sex will not solve the situation it might even make it worse. however,
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