#I'm not trying to compete we're all losing here but this stuck with me in a way that I cannot grasp

[yeahawvampire]

having religious trauma of a religion that does not believe in iconography sucks because its has no gold, no honor, no beautiful images just a white plain empty place with no face or identity.

But it's still somehow looking right through your soul.

[sugar-grigri]

An overlay of games

Two injured arms? What are you trying to tell us, Fujimoto ?

The interesting thing about the first part of the chapter is this page in which Denji hesitantly answers. It's another way of accentuating his existential crisis, even when he's called an impostor, Denji can't defend his position firmly and confidently.

It's normal, he's still bound by the dilemma of the public hunters who have forbidden him to reveal and be Chainsaw Man himself, and above all he's competing with the impostor for his own identity.

Denji isn't THAT scandalized by being pointed out as a wannabe CSM because he is one now, he's been so robbed of his identity that he's almost willing to become himself.

This chapter also hints at the fact that the public hunters don't agree on everything, probably because of a hierarchy or unity game. For example, some hunters only thought that the church was having fun playing CSM, not knowing that it was fighting against the prophecy of Nostradamus.

However, this information was gathered by Yoshida through his interview with Fami, but it remained highly confidential. Here again, this public hunter doesn't know that Denji is CSM. In short, information isn't leaking out of the Special Division 7.

Yoshida is the mediator between the public hunters and Denji, but also with the church with Fami. Katana, Quanxi and the possessed man with the dripping brain are the henchmen. Fumiko is the one in charge of preventing any temptation on Denji's part to get closer to the church.

But there's something else that I find even more interesting that follows this point. If we try to untangle everyone's role. We end up with Yoshida; Quanxi; Katana; the possessed one with the overflowing brain; Fumiko; Denji and on the other, on the church side, we have Fami, Barem, Miri, the weapon of the whip, the bow and finally Asa. That's six against six.

Asa's room is 606. And as I've explained several times, Fujimoto tends to play with numbers in this part 2. So I'm going to try and give you an explanation.

When I saw that not only Quanxi had her arm bruised but Yoshida had sliced Asa's arm, the first thing I thought was "a tie". On one side we have Quanxi losing her arm to protect while on the other we have Yoshida attacking with a slice. The fact remains that an arm has been lost on each side, so there's a certain balance.

Let me remind you that there are six against six in this game, and nobody has won any points yet, which makes 0. 6 0 6, ball in the middle.

I sincerely believe that what Fujimoto is setting up is a form of game, a war in which we're going to have to keep score. Barem is called Barem BRIDGE, a card game of 2. against 2. This time it's not just a game about the clan war but the whole manga: Fami and Barem on one side, the demon of Death and maybe Fake! CSM on the other

Did you know that one of the players called himself the dead man? ;))))))

I think the human usurper and fake!CSM are two different entities because the demon has twice interfered with Fami's plan by eliminating the fire demon (Yuko) and saving Denji and Asa.

But it doesn't stop there, so let me come back to a few bridge rules (I don't know how to play, so if I'm wrong, please correct me). The game opens with the "contract", i.e. declarer commits to making a given number of tricks. Just like the beginning of the game in CSM started with Barem announcing his contract with the fire demon.

A game of bridge is played in several moves, each move corresponding to a deal. Each player holds 13 cards, which they have arranged in a row to form what is known as their "deck" or "hand". Again, this is not to say that game 2 works exactly like bridge (and its horribly complex rules) but rather to emphasise the symbolism.

Every time one of the sides moves, an injury occurs, a limb is neutralised or even pulverised.

I wanted to end this analysis with the "strong" part of the chapter, Yoru's return in force. I was stuck on the symbolism of the arm, its symbolism in art and its relationship to war. So much so that I forgot to read the line: Yoru is a team player, she speaks as "we".

And then everything fell into place. There's a contrast between Yoru's exaltation and the fact that she's still missing a member. But everything makes sense with this fusion introduced by the "we".

Yoru is missing nothing, not even an arm, and Asa has become the perfect continuity of her being and her limbs.

Asa may have transformed her flat, her home, but she hasn't lost her bearings, because each of these girls has become the home of the other.

While Denji denies the duality of his being, Asa is embracing it.

While Yoru, even without her arm, feels her strength reaching its peak thanks to her completeness with Asa.

Now, don't you think that making room 606 a weapon whose number symbolizes the status quo is just the beginning of hostilities?

To be obsessed with victory, even if it means leaving your mark, isn't that the definition of waging war?

Or is it just playing a card game ?

[jungwon-is-the-one]

Tw: starvation, eating disorders & body shaming

first of all, I think all bodies are perfect. I'm not here to call out anyone. I'm talking on behalf of my personal experiences.

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My mom was complaining about how all my clothes were getting tighter on me while I was reorganizing my closet.

She kept empasizing the "you gained weight bit," and "no wonder they don't fit you."

I only gained a few pounds because I grew taller. Plus I have wide shoulders so sometimes I struggle to on tight fitted dresses.

I googled the average weight I'm supposed to be at for my age and height, 5'4 (162 cm). Which is roughly 120 lbs (54 kg), and I'm stuck in between 101 (45.8)-105 lbs (47.6 kg).

The pain of hunger eventually becomes too much, so I try scarfing down as much as possible. Though, all that eating was in vain. I've gone back to my ways of purging, my cheeks get puffy from throwing up after every meal so much, and yet again my mom complains about that too. "너 또 살이 찌는구나, 그러지? 보리 다시 통통해지고 있어요. [You're gaining weight again, aren't you? Your cheeks are getting plump again.]"

I'm sick of this, I'm sick of trying to lose weight, but no. I have to. Or else I'm a disappointment. My mom and my own consciousness won't allow me to eat normally anyway.

Heck, I passed out during one of my taekwondo classes. I didn't eat breakfast because my mom told me not to.

The class was about 4 hours total. Four hours. Four hours on an empty stomach. I felt my saliva bubbling in my mouth from how thirsty I was around. I passed out right after my first sparring match. Luckily, my older brother ran onto the mat and caught me before I hit the ground.

And when I woke up, my mom, out of all people, gave me a water bottle and put a wet towel on the back of my neck, just to make it look like I passed out from a heatstroke instead of starvation.

Though, after 15 minutes I had to continue. She gave me no choice to go home early. "수업에 안 가면 휴대폰과 노트북을 압수당합니다, [If you don't go back I'm taking away your phone and laptop,]" she whispered in my ear. I remember word for word. So I did. I endured the rest of the class, which was about another hour or so.

I felt so drained and exhausted when the class was over, hungry especially. I tried to take a nap in the car on the way back home, but the pain from the hunger was too much. So I faked it. I could hear my dad and mom muttering about something. I couldn't hear over the blasting air conditioner.

That's not the first time she's done this. Right before I had to weigh-in for a competition, she forced me not to eat and only drink one insanely small sip everytime I was thirsty. When I would get dizzy from malnourishment, she would tell me to, "Suck it up."

During that, my brother secretly gave me one of his bacon and cheese egg bites from Starbucks. When my mom found out, she screamed at him. And you know what? I still made the cut. By a landslide. The weight bracket was from 99 lbs to 108 lbs - 44.9 kg to 48.9 kg. I was 100.4 lbs then (45.5 kg).

The worst part is, when relatives or other mom's in my taekwondo team would say, "You're so skinny," my mom would lie through her teeth. "I know right, she needs to gain weight. I'm so concerned for her."

Liar. You fucking liar. It's been happening since I started competing. I was ten, when everything started- when everything came crashing down.

My brother helped me through everything. I guess he's not so bad when we're arguing. Thanks, bro. My dad was neutral. He wasn't much of a help. Maybe because he was never fucking there when my mom yelled at me. I'm pretty sure my mom made sure he was never there when she actually did.

My mom often uses KBS against me. "You can't eat this, can't eat that, it'll ruin your image." The only image I've created of myself is the fake one where I glued my smile on. I have to wear that mask of fake bliss, acting like I'm the "perfect daughter" in this messed up family.

I can't bring myself to tell anyone that doesn't know about my mom. My brother already has a lot on his plate too, because it's the exact same, yet completely different situation for him. In my mom's eyes, my brother is "ugly." She tried threatening him into undergoing plastic surgery because "his jawline wasn't sharp enough." Mind you, jawline surgery is one of the most painful plastic surgeries out there.

I tried telling my dad when it first started. But no, I'm "ungrateful", "a brat." "Stop complaining, your mother is just giving tough love." My brother tried as well, only getting a, "well maybe she's right."

I don't want to drag anyone down with me. I can't tell anyone. Or else she'll probably kill me, or at least get me close to it. It's not an understatement. She locked me in the basement once for trying to speak up about it to a counselor at school. I don't know why that fucking counselor thought it would be a bright idea to call my mom and tell her. The bad part being that it was the day before spring break, and my dad was on a business trip the entire time. Spring break an entire week. She locked me down there for an entire week, with only two plastic water bottles to drink from, and a third of a gum pack. The gum was those bland ones that are around 4 caloried per stick. She brainwashed me into making myself limit my calories. When I got hungry down there, I would take a sip of water, rip a stick of gum in half, and deal with the pain. She ignored my cries, my pleads. She hid the key so my brother wouldn't let me out, and somehow made the door knob impossible to lockpick.

I don't know how much I can go longer.

I don't need pity. I just felt like I needed to get it off my chest. If you're reading this bit, thank you. For reading, letting me rant.

[khaleesiofalicante]

So, I usually check your Tumblr for any updates to #IALS, cause I really like the banners. But I was not prepared for this week's banner. The side by side intensity of Mavid was too much for my heart to handle. Holy s@#$!!!!!

And then the chapter? I was crying. Max's heartbreak and just complete disconnection is felt. But Lance? That child has so much strength.

Then all the parallels in the different timelines this chapter! I know all the chapters have some parallel. But I just loved all of them here. Especially little Arthur with his 'we need to brush their hair cause its so silly' (btw that whole scene just made me want to have a baby and I'm so firmly anti-children for my life that its not even funny) and then teen Arthur learning what silly hair means in different contexts!

I did not know about crown day, but I wish we could expand it to South Asia so people can learn to respect curly hair. I can't tell you how many times I've seen a brown girl with their hair tied back and it just being brushed out fuzz. My mom to this day can't accept that she has curly hair that shouldn't be brushed. It makes me so sad that we're so sanitized to fit public standards without realizing.

Then Max validating his son's needs and not sidelining them with the 'but I did this'. I never thought of my experience with my mom like that. That she loves me, but I didn't get that love the way I need so I can internalize it. I am so happy for Lance and Max to reclaim that home life they both so desperately need to heal.

And David, you obsessive French fu@#$!, 😭😭you're working so hard. I can't believe I didn't realize until this chapter just how much even though I could see it. I was stuck on the Jaden of it all!! Cause David chose to date Jaden, he just never even considered the possibility of moving on from Max. He could have chosen to heal in a way that didn't take over his entire life. But he went above and beyond. David just decided that fuck the rest of the world, if its not Max, it doesn't matter. So he chose to stay with Jaden instead of trying to actually find a less painful love. He could have moved on and tried to find someone he could actually love! But he didn't even try! That's so romantic and crazy!!!!

But then the wall scene, dude.😳 Dude.🤯 Dude.😖☠ I have re-read that scene so many times now. If it has me feeling things then RIP Max. David needs to get angry more. Also, I just kept imagining this whole scene of David losing it in front of Jaden and the kids. Jaden would bust a blood vessel 😈 Like yeah dude, compete all you want with Max. Try to get in the way of his relationships with his kids. It doesnt matter.

Also, you know something? I was compiling a list of my fave couples for my friend and #IALS of course made it to the list. But you know what else did? Hannibal and Interview with the Vampire.

Hannibal - Blond obsessive European serial killer (raised in France) who falls in love at first snark with a rude asf FBI profiler. Eats people. Is a gourmet level cook and loves taking care of his FBI agent husband who doesn't know yet that they're married and have an adopted daughter together.

Interview with the Vampire - Obsessive French fucker who falls in love at first sight with a very mean pimp (who does it to take care of his family). Eats people. Likes to spoil and keep his baby happy. His husband wants a daughter, well okay then, he's going to give him a child.

Do either of those shows sound familiar to you?🙃 But my main question is, when are we getting a dark!David that Max can't resist even when he's trying desperately and falls off the edge of sanity for? And DML doesn't count! Cause I said so!

Fun fact - I made banner ages go and i kept it until we got to this chapter hehe. i was so excited to share it!!

i am a sucker for parallels as y'all know so oops you will always see them generously sprinkled around :)

your comment about south asians and curly hair is so true because here in SL (curly hair is very common in the north because of genes + humidity) and a lot of girls feel forced to straighten or iron their hair (and save up money) because they feel like they are 'not pretty' if they have curly hair. i am so tempted to write a fucking article about this tbh because this is yet another way of setting and forcing unrealistic beauty standards.

the whole idea of 'tell me how to love you' is not always practical in real as you said. not everyone's love language is the same. but i think this is such a max thing to do. i think he cares enough to make that extra step. in fact, he will see it one more time 👀

And everything you said about David made me so emotional. We'll be digging into some of it in the next chapter! Because you are absolutely right in the sense that what he did was also a sacrifice. dating jaden was not an easy option. i wish we could have explored their relationship more but i couldn't without giving too much away but being with David (if you look closely) caused david a lot of pain too.

Hannibal and IWTV are two top tier shows and two of my faves. Not us having fine af taste oof.

Hahaha Dark David is truly something else. I would love to explore it (if yall have ideas 👀) because he truly has the potential to fuck shit up he just chooses not to smh. we will see a hint of dark david (or maybe unhinged david) in lbaf 5. we'll see.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK <3

[the-firebird69]

Steve Perry - Oh Sherrie (Video)

He says well as gifted and I sort of see it should tell him the Big show just occurred did you miss it so I hear someone saying he turns around and says it and VGA stopped said no I'm sorry I just want to do it without it so that's why you getting left off the last stop. Yeah we hear he's not smiling but this is my song and it's about Sherry ravine

Steve Perry

There are some things I hold off and quite a few I'm kind of laughing cuz I was there at the ravine house for a little bit only a few days and I couldn't handle it I was very beautiful and Julie Watts was approaching it when she was losing weight and she had 20 guys over at a party and like two girls and my husband had to leave it was far too intense they're all competing and they're getting in position it was so craziest thing you've ever seen the same dumb s*** to him and he said I didn't get out of here he said thanks for inviting me but holy crap this sucks as he's leaving the same dumb s*** and she's yelling out the door don't come back and he's saying I don't plan on it this party sucks ass she started laughing and it's really Lily dressed up but I was there at the house for just a few days and nobody can handle it and Tom Cruise was supposed to be my brother I couldn't handle that stupid crap so I was hitting on me every second Demi Moore dresses up like me she looks close distancing looks like her in the movie actually all our movies and it's Lily again but a little bit larger nice looking sexy he says and wow okay they're trying to find the original picture and it's like this lady Meghan Markle there's little girl won't get out of the damn way for any price to see them spending money on that stupid s***. The whole neighborhood was in awe then they thought it was Lily. I had the song come on oh Sherry and it's up above and he's my husband not yours and your abusive prick Trump and you need to leave you've been asked to leave by everybody so many times people getting rid of you cuz they're sick of talking about this and this tire thing is over the top you're done. There's a lot of people that want to get rid of you and they're going to start doing it now. Another note the Chinese are doing well and you're doing very badly maybe your Chinese guy is smoking pot LOL but we're going to see you anyways

Hera

Olympus

Zues so she skipped over the whole thing practically he's very beautiful I didn't know it was her that sucked and I wonder when she went and she said she's going away in space to California and it was before I think Michelle said it and she's saying it's true and that's her sister so I think she went out there that's true too she went to find me she got hung up out there stuck really so I became Melissa and I was saying I look like that one and you're dating me why and I was having him do it he's still kind of just laughs and says what the hell are you doing so you're saying some full of stuff and I'm not allowing it it's foolish stuff anyways so he did me anyways and I was mad the whole time and so that's what I look like. And he tried to pursue me a little went over there and they're playing didn't see me try looking at the windows actually was behind the house looking for me this guy was a fanatic he thought it was Julie went over and she's so kind of easy s*** and he saw me Melissa and started talking to me and playing games like children and we are really so we dated and it was nice

Mop aka Sherry Rivane he's mad angry even hostile he doesn't have pictures and why yeah I get that it's trying to find me it's really not good at it

This sucks we always thought it was her and there she is hey look at her and it looks like one of them they're very pretty people and you people are nasty

Mac daddy

Today sucks it's sucking worse this is terrible he's like a big fat ass girl as Jen.

Trump

I guess he's trying to tell me something and it's thank you a little bit it's just mad at me too

Zues

Yeah I'd have to look like all these other people and creatures it's very dangerous different heads different eye sockets really odd looking people I was telling you it's terrible you're not paying attention you have a different role and that's what's going on

Hera

Haha they're probably rented us off right in front of us this is terrible

Preston

Olympus permission to print granted we have a lot to say but okay

[ordinaryschmuck]

What I Thought About "Knock Knock Knockin' on Hooty's Door" from The Owl House

Wow. They are really pushing it for that secret message, huh?

Anywho--Salutations, random people on the internet who certainly won’t read this! I am an Ordinary Schmuck. I write stories and reviews and draw comics and cartoons!

I think it goes without saying at this point that Season Two of The Owl House is setting itself up as a season without filler. Now, filler episodes aren't always bad. Yes, it hurts when a series turns away from the main plot for a week. But at best, they're utilized as a chance for the writers to play around with the characters and developing said characters without it relating to the overarching story. So, some people who see that consider it a bad thing that a series doesn't have that many filler episodes.

I like to call those people: F**king morons.

Don't get me wrong, I see where some of you are coming from. And I'd be willing to agree...if The Owl House was a plot-driven series. Which it's not. It is a character-driven series. Because for every plot thread and narrative that the show presents, they always relate to the characters and develop them further each time these threads get brought up. For example, look at "Knock Knock Knockin’ on Hooty's Door" (It pains me just to write that). Several narratives move forward, and it’s all done to make the characters grow. And to explain how requires going into spoilers. So keep that in mind as you continue reading.

Now, let's review, shall we?

WHAT I LIKED

Hooty: Might as well start with the character that this episode is about.

To tell you the truth, I wasn't a huge fan when I found out we're getting a Hooty-centered episode. I've grown to love him over time, but he is a comedic character that's best used in small doses. Primarily due to how his voice is grating to me (My ears are still bleeding...). With that said, I do really love his contributions in "Knock Knock Knockin' on Hooty's Door" (Seriously, there couldn't have been a less awkward title?). Hooty's antics when trying to help everyone are as hilarious as they are heartwarming. He deeply cares for his friends but just doesn't understand how his plans could do some unintended harm, which is pretty lovable if you ask me. We also get some surprisingly great insight into his character, as he feels insecure about basically being the comic relief who doesn't really do that much other than being funny. Rarely do you get that level of dimension from a comedic character, and it's even more uncommon for that to work out as well as it does here. It once again proves just how competent the writing is in this series to the point where we get an episode about Hooty, and it's funny and heartwarming instead of being annoying. And whoever is responsible for that, you're the best.

Lilith’s Letter to Hooty: I mean it when I say that I love how Lilith kept her word about her and Hooty becoming penpals. Their friendship was something I would have never expected to love, and I'm still shocked that it works so well, so seeing it continue like this just warms me to the bone. Plus, it is pretty sweet that Lilith's kind words are what inspired Hooty to do what he's done in this episode...meaning it's Lilith we should thank here--SON OF A WITCH! Even when she's gone, she's still working her way into my heart!

King going through Puberty: What?! KING IS EVOLVING!

(There, I made a Pokemon reference. Do I get my cookie now?)

Eda Keeping Herself Awake to Train Herself: I'm willing to bet a large sum of money that this has everything to with Raine getting captured last week. If Eda was still the most powerful witch in the Isles, she might have actually saved them. But she isn't, and now the love of her life is in the clutches of a tyrant planning something that could potentially be the end of everything. So I can understand Eda pushing herself to her limit to get back on top again, as I would probably do the same. It's not healthy in any way, and Eda would be doing more harm than good. But when it comes to the people you love, logic doesn't always win out in the end.

Luz Wanting to Make her Way into Amity’s Heart by Making the Echo Mouse Happy: ...That's it. I Just...I just love everything about it, ok?

This was also when I knew that I was wrong to doubt that there would be zero Lumity in this episode. I realize my follies now, and I humbly apologize.

Hooty Teaching King About Demons: This was so funny. So, so funny. Probably doesn't come as a surprise, especially since The Owl House proves itself as a comedy before, but the jokes have never hit as frequently and as hard as they did here. From Hooty getting offended by King's dance to him and Dana's insert wanting a "DNA sample," everything managed to successfully make me lose my s**t. It does come at the expense of King suffering, but I can stomach that much more than if it were Eda or Luz. And, as a bonus, we get lore about how demons work, added with another great joke of King getting in trouble with Hooty for saying he already knows this stuff. Humor isn't always the show's strong suit, but when it works, it f**king works.

King Wanting to Know What he Is: But despite how funny King's vignette was, we still get to see more of his character grow. We learn that he's frustrated now that there's this big question mark over his life now, feeling extra angry that his father "abandoned" him to leave such a present mystery. It shows the hidden resentment he has that Lilith inadvertently brought out, made even worse when King's father hasn't responded to the video yet. King hasn't really gotten that much development until "Echoes of the Past," so it's pretty cool that the writers haven't really slowed down on it. Especially when it leads to these great moments of King venting his frustrations.

King’s Shouting Powers: KING learned FUS RO DAH!

(And now that's a Pokemon reference AND a Skyrim reference. WHERE'S MY GOSH DANG COOKIE!?)

Eda’s Nightmare: If King's vignette hits you hard with the laughs, Eda's will absolutely hit you harder with the feels (never make me say "feels" unironically again). Knowing that Eda's life got thoroughly screwed over by the curse is something we could figure out on her own. But seeing just how much the curse ruined her life and tore apart relationships that mean the world to her really does a swell job at ripping apart the soul. What's even more tragic is, technically speaking, it's all sort of Eda's fault too. She kept hiding the curse, refusing to be a burden to others who would do all they could to help. If she had only been open and honest, things probably wouldn't have changed much, but they most likely would have been better than they are now.

Eda Attacked her Father as the Owl Beast: ...I don't know what I was expecting when "Keeping Up A-Fear-Ances" hinted that there was some possible tension between Eda and her father...but it definitely wasn't this.

The fact that we see blood where his eye used to be doesn't make things any happier, either.

Raine Broke Up with Eda: Before we get into anything else, let's celebrate the fact that it's now confirmed that Eda and Raine really did use to date in the past. Because this show is just f**king phenomenal with its LGBTQA+ representation!

But, seriously, this is a fantastic reveal that goes far beyond just shipping...well, sort of. It shines a new light on Eda and Raine's interactions from last week, revealing that while they're not a couple anymore, they still very much love each other. It helps make their last interaction especially tragic, as they were both on the same page now and could very well be together again. Only for them to be forced apart for the second time in a way that's much worse than the first. And I frickin' adore that this series changes the impact of one episode one week later. Again, it shows just how competent these writers are, and kudos to them for making something so...perfect.

The Moon Person: WHO THE FU--Nope. Nope! We have more than enough mystery bulls**t to deal with through CreepyLuz and Philip Wittebane, so I am PUTTING YOU ON THE BACKBURNER FOR NOW!

(They're probably nothing more than a one-off character, anyway)

The Owl Beast and Eda are Connected: Through visuals alone, we, the audience, can clue into what the curse really means. The Owl Beast doesn't want to be a part of Eda as much as she doesn't want it to be a part of her. Whether they like it or not, and they very much don't, they're stuck together. The thing is, and this is what I love the most, they still decide to make the best of their situation rather than let it ruin their lives even more. This might be the best possible turn Eda's curse could have made. It'll still affect her, and there are probably more negatives than positives, but at least now, it's not the worst thing in the world. And I feel like that's all anyone can ask when in a position like her own.

Eda's “Pretty Dream”: I don't know what emotions are toiling inside me more with this moment. Awe and wonder over how beautiful Eda's dream is, or heartbreak over the implication that she has only had nightmares since getting cursed...I'm gonna say both. Yeah, it's definitely both.

Eda’s Harpie Form: Well, fan artists are gonna have a field day with this...especially the freaks.

(You know who you are. And you're weird!)

Luz Calling Amity a “Cotton-Candy Haired Goddess”: ...Have I ever mentioned how much I love this show?

Hooty Kidnapped Amity: ...Hooty, if your stupidity wasn't charming, I would be more than willing to call the authorities over how you kidnapped a girl in your version of a knapsack and locked her in the basement. For that is going to ring SO MANY alarm bells in people's heads.

Amity and Luz Stuck in a Tunnel of Love: *Smacks lips* Mmm. The adorable awkwardness of this moment is just *chef's kiss* magnifique!

Luz being afraid of getting made fun of:

Amity’s look of hope: I mean...just...f**king--LOOK AT HER:

That is the look of a girl who, while embarrassed as hell, still is ecstatic to learn for a brief moment, everything that she is hoping for has a high chance of being real. Who, in their right mind, wouldn't go "Aw!" at something so pure and innocent?!

Luz Destroying the Tunnel of Love: This is how to effectively utilize dramatic irony. The audience can understand why Luz is tearing the place apart because she explicitly states that she's afraid of Amity rejecting her in the end. They also know that's bogus, thus making it extra painful to watch Amity's heart break more and more with each second (which is perfectly represented through Amity's expressions). You feel bad for both of them, and even worse when you know that it can easily be prevented by the simple art of communication. That's what makes it great dramatic irony. Knowing the point of view of each character results in a scene that evokes emotions in two different ways.

Hooty’s Breakdown: This was...genuinely hard to watch. Not that it was badly written, far from it. It just...hurt seeing how destroyed Hooty was when he realized he failed the people he has such an admiration for. On the upside, a wholesome moment follows soon after as the Owl House gang tries to reassure Hooty that he's done a lot of good that night. It's a pure action that shows even though Hooty gets on their nerves all the time, they still care about him...damn it. I think I'm gonna cry.

Eda’s Advice for Luz: ...Eda...You're the best.

You found out that your surrogate daughter wants to ask a girl out, and not only were you quick to deliver the best possible advice ("Just go for it!"), but you also quickly reassure her that it doesn't need to be perfect.

And you know what? That's it. Eda is the best cartoon mom! She might not technically be Luz's mom, but I don't give a s**t because she is the best!

Luz and Amity Ask Each Other Out: Shh-sh-sh-sh...

Do you hear that?

...

...

...It's the sound of dozens of Lumity fans collectively losing their s**t...and I'm one of them.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

IT!

IS!

CANON!

AH-HAHAHAHAHA!

HOLY S**T! Holy s**t! Holy s**t...might just be the best way I could possibly describe this! Finally, after all the waiting, speculating, and praying, THESE TWO IDIOTS FINALLY GOT TOGETHER! AND IT WAS PERFECT! I mean, it was awkward as s**t, but that's what makes it perfect! You know why? You wanna--Hey! *snaps fingers*. You want to know why? It's because they're teenagers. Of f**king course, it's going to be awkward! This is their first relationship, so there will be a lot of missteps along the way. And that, in itself, brings me to the best (second best part?) thing about it happening in episode eight of the new seasons. Most endgame couples get together in the climax or even at the end of the series. But to have them get together this early on, means there will be quite a few episodes dedicated to showing them grow as a couple.

And better than that--EVEN F**KING BETTER THAN THAT--dozens of kids are going to see these two, a realistic depiction of young love that just so happens to involve two girls, and are going to learn once and for all that there is nothing wrong with being who they are. That fact alone is f**king incredible. Yes, it sucks that season three got cut short, and we'll have even less time with Luz and Amity, but knowing how many kids have felt seen today almost makes it worth it in the end.

And if I see one mother f**ker saying this was poorly paced, I might just hunt them down for SPORT...Sorry if that was an overreaction. I'M JUST SO HAPPY! Because they're happy! Look at them. Listen to them! It's so...GAH-HAHAHA!

“They’re adorable! And deserve all the happiness!”: You're darn right, Hooty! You're darn right.

King’s Father(?) Shows Up: What the--WHAT?! They're doing this now?! Here?! After everything else?

Oh, man. What could this mean? What dynamic changes will this cause in the main cast? How could the writers fit this in during the next two episodes? And what--

Hooty Eats the Letter: ...Pfffft--HAHAHAHA!

Oh, man...I should be mad, and I wouldn't blame others if they are...but that is too much of a brilliant f**k you that I can't help but appreciate it. Bravo writers. Bravo.

WHAT I DISLIKED

...Dislikes? Dislikes? You would honestly believe that after everything I witnessed in this episode, that I would have the gull to list anything wrong with it?!

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME THAT I WOULD BE SO CALLUS TO--Actually, I do kind of have an issue with the episode's title. It's just too much of an awkward mouthful for me to get behind. I understand that the writers wanted to sneak the K into the secret message, but were there really no other titles starting with K that they couldn't come up with?

But that's just a personal issue, and in no way do I think anybody else would feel the same way. Especially with how well-written everything else is anyway.

IN CONCLUSION

"Knock Knock Knockin' on Hooty's Door" (title aside) is another A+ episode. It was hilarious, heart-wrenching, and downright adorable while keeping me entertained with every minute. I'm sure there are some issues I was willing to ignore due to how expertly written everything else was, but why bother looking for the chinks in the armor when I could just enjoy a perfect episode for being so...perfect! Some of you might be willing to disagree with me, but to that, I say: Don't knock it till you've tried it.

(Now, if you don't excuse me, I'm going to go lie down. It's...It's been a day.)

[lightningblade1994-blog]

Sonic the Hedgehog/Kung Fu Panda Mash-Up (For KatarinaTheCat)

Sonic: *Shrugs; Yells in pain* OW! I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel [Genai pops us from behind Sonic holding a handful of needles and sticks him again.] better!

Genai: Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this...

Sonic: Quills?

Genai: Fur, I was going to say fur. [Removes the needle and moves to another part of Sonic's back.]

Sonic: [Skeptical] Sure you were.

Genai: [Adjusts a needle and taps Sonic's back for nerves.] Who am I to judge a Mobian based on his looks? I mean...Look at me.

Sonic: [Looks for Genai; sees nothing]

Genai: I'm over here.[reappears; then jabs another needle into Sonic.]

Sonic: Eeyowch!

Viola Ruma: [holding on to diagram] Maybe you should take a look at this again.

Genai: [looks at the diagram] Oh! Okay.

Sonic: *Shudders; cackles in sheer agony;* Ow! Don't... [laughing] Stop it, stop... YOW!

Sonic: *sighs* I know how Brother Andrew is trying to inspire me and all that, but if i didn't know any better...Id say he's a bit uptight these days. [Sonic snickers. The others look at each other and smile awkwardly. Sonic notices their expressions and his chuckle fades.]

Genai: I know he can seem kind of strict. [He jabs another needle in Sonic.] But, you know, he wasn't always like that.

Viola Ruma: According to legend, there was once a time when Brother Andrew actually used to be carefree and smiles. Until...

Sonic: Until WHAT?

[Patty Enters the scene]

Patty: Until Lancelot came.

Griffin: [Griffin's shadow is silhouetted on the wall.] Uh, yeah, we're not really supposed to talk about him.

Patty: Well, If he and his friends want to go back to their world, then he should know.

Sonic: Guys, C'mon! Everybody's heard about Lancelot! He was once a famous hunter. [Patty looks at Sonic.] One of the few Spellswords...to roam Ebon...[Patty gives him a piercing stare. He nervously trails off.] and... then he turned bad... and... now he's inprisoned...

Patty: He wasn't just an ordinary Spellsword.

{Cut to Backstory}

Patty: This all happened way back when Brother Andrew, Sanson Ebonywood & Lancelot actually became a trio during the first few years at the Spellsword Academy. Samson was the one who came out on top. Lancelot had trained very hard to compete against him, but Samson succeeded him instead. it was then that King Moyer Ranna decided to hand Samson the title of Priest which was a tradition that was handed down in Ranna Village for least 200 years. Outraged, Lancelot laid waste to all of Native America. He tried to take the scepter by force, and Brother Andrew was forced to destroy the very-bond he held during those years. But how could he? He was cast out from the village as punishment for his crimes. Luckily, some of our heroes managed to imprison him and put an end to his schemes. but even then, it could not make up for all the horror that our Brother Andrew had experienced [Lancelot roars in Background] Brother Andrew idolized Lancelot like he has had never did before, or since.

{Cut back to present}

Patty: But now, he has been freed once again. And this time, Brother Andrew has one chance to make this right; to train the new generation of heroes, and he's stuck with YOU; a stuck-up, strapping, cocky & reckless young man, who treats life, as if it were some kind of game.

[Suddenly, Sonic makes a googly-eyed face and he freezes.]

Patty: [At that, Patty loses her temper and raises her fist.] Oh, that is it!

Genai: [Pops out and halts Patty] Wait! My fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve. [Sonic falls face first to the floor, revealing his back is covered with needles.] And may have also stopped his heart. [Genai tentatively pokes Sonic's face: his eyes twitches.]

Published: 05/29/22

Original Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7DVsN761n0

(C) SEGA/Sonic Team

OC's belong to (C) KatarinaTheCat

[pearlplusau]

Chapter 5- The insertion (Part 1)

Decades passed in the home world galaxy, everything was different now, as the planet slowly ripped in half, the anguish of the three diamonds remains unscathed and permanent as the infinite suns.

After the incident, White Diamond isolated herself in her giant head ship all day, carrying out duties through simple mind control and formal messages to the higher ranked gems in her court, never needing to leave, never needing to see the empty palace of her starlight or the absent of the pink ship.

Blue Diamond wept, she wept day in, day out, as her only companion to feel happy together was lost and never would she returned. She suffered greatly from losing her, the sadness got so out of hand, under her eyes were dark bags as if they came to warn her about her powers draining her life force. Every now and then, she would visit Pinks sacred planets or the Human zoo, just to mourn for her, just to be reminded how she didn’t help as much as she should, just to feel what was left of her.

Yellow Diamond showed no more than what she already feels, anger. she would be in her chambers, attempting some long forgotten experiments of retrieved gem shards from the battle on Earth. Could she recognize her own soldiers from the rebels? No, it was impossible to distinguish gems by their shards, so she decided to continue the experiment. as she examines the various shards scattered on the counter,she thought of a plan . “If I can’t make a colony out of that hideous rock, then it looks like I’ll have to destroy it. White may have yet to approve my idea, but her refusal of talking anything regarding Pink won’t stop me from wiping that planet out of existence,” she thought as bitterness and anger fueled her, but she knew she was just as heartbroken as Blue, she just couldn’t show it.

She wiped off something from her eye and called out, “Pearl!”

The yellow pearl peeked out behind the counter with her arms in salute, “Yes my Diamond?”

“I want you to seek out the Inordinate one, and get her here immediately, I have a very important mission for her.”

“Yes,right away my Diamond!” Pearl bowed and left the room.

 Back on Earth,

The remains of a war was mostly scattered about, there abandon weapons, obilerated lands, and broken space ships here and there, but no gem shards were shining in the dusty bright dessert, and no real sign of battles can be seen.

A corrupted giant yam monster, the size of a giant boulder was rolling away into an abondoned kindergarden. The Crystal gems, which consisted of Garnet, Pearl and Coral panted as they chased the monster for the whole day, but it was too fast for them.

"Not that i know of, but we need a break, i dont think Coral here can withstand another hit from the monster." She pointed to the aformentioned gem as she looks like shes gonna collapsed at any moment.

Pearl was the first to recover herself and started, "That’s the third time this week it got away! Garnet! Can you see if we're able to take care of it?"

The fusion, paused and go through the multiple outcomes of the situation, but none shows a newly bubbled gem in her room.

The pink pearl was panting and wheezing as she was rather in low health, but she held her head up and assured the two gems that she's fine.

"Really! I'm fine! Let's keep goin-" She almost finished her sentence before collapsing.

Before she went unconcious, she heard Pearl mumbling and complaining, "I knew it was a bad idea! Why was she so insisting on coming along? She was the one that lost track and couldn’t keep a stable stance with it!”

“Pearl,” Garnet said, “You can’t blame her for the inevitable, besides, Rose needed sometime alone and she was the one that suggested we do it together since we can’t all just swing a sword and poof them in an instant! At least she’s trying her best.”

Pearl responded the fusion, “Well maybe, her best just isn’t-”

Coral passed out before she could comprehend her last words, and drifted into some sort of realm of the past, or rather, somewhere that’s so familiar but yet still the same.

She was standing in a dark room, but was suddenly lit up bright, she found that she was in White’s Head ship with her heels up in the air, her arms stiff and stuck in an unsual pose, and she was…greyscaled? Before her stood White Diamond herself, she looked pleased of what she’d just done.

‘Ahh yes,’ The great diamond spoke, but her voice was echoing from somewhere nearby, ‘it’s been a long time since I used my powers but looks like its doing just fine!’

She looked at Coral as if this was a fun game, and only she know how it ends.

‘Don’t be too hard on yourself pearl,’ Her voice was almost, sympathy, pitying the pearl, ‘You wouldn’t want to remember any of this now would you?’

She placed her index finger under Coral’s chin and lifted it up to her bright face, her nail was so sharp it was a miracle her skin didn’t poof on impact.

‘I’m doing you a favour,’ Her voice echoed more, it was louder this time. ‘That crack of yours will never truly heal, she can’t be seen with an old, broken pearl, you understand now don’t you? Besides, she has her new pearl now, so don’t you wory about a thing!’

Coral tried to spoke, she tried to defend herself, but she couldn’t even look away, she doesn’t know WHAT to feel. All she could remember was Pink demanding a colony from the diamonds.

“Now off you go!” A white bubble materialized around her and floated out of the White torso ship. Everything went dark.

 Back at the temple, Coral was lying in her room, tossing and turning and gasped, shes awake.

She found herself on a pile of human clothing, she doesn’t wear them, but they were soft, perfect to lie on and rest when needed. The different shades of pink from ranging from Light to Deep pink to medium violet red can be seen neatly placed in piles, almost the size of a human bed.

“What was that? I don’t think I ever... dreamt before?” Coral questioned herself.

She looked around and saw all the things too familiar, surrounding the pile of clothes was running water in a pink hue, stretching out longer and wider than the sea, but no deeper than a kiddie pool. Above her, pink clouds were drifting through, they seem endless as well, going to the same direction as the sea around her.

“Wait a sec,” Coral suddenly thought, “Weren’t we on a mission or something? Where are the others?” She rose up and took a step out of the comforting pile of fabric and ballerina her way on the water’s surface.

She concentrated and a door size glow materialized in front of her. As the light dimmed, rose stems with thorns glowed and departed, leading her outside her room.

Just as she was half-way through, she heard a voice, no, two voices talking aloud and complaining.

Rose’s voice was first recognized, “-too dangerous, you need Coral on this mission!”

‘For what? All she did was getting trampled and hit by that thing! Any more damage taken would’ve poofed her! Or worse!”

Garnet’s voice joined in, ‘That I agree.”

‘Well, even if she’s not capable of catching the corrupted gem, you should’ve leave her out like this, she’ll be heartbroken if she finds out you went without her!’

‘So? It’s better than her slowing us down! There’s so much more monsters out there, we won’t be able to bubble them all with her around! Garnet and I can’t fight AND  keep her safe at the same time!’

Garnet chipped in, ‘And it’s not that we dislike her, we love her, all of us, but if we’re gonna take care of the planet and avoid locals from getting harmed, we need to bubble as much as possible in the least amount of time.’

A faint sigh can be heard, the leader spoke, ‘If it means less suffering and less humans getting hurt, then I suppose it would be fine for Coral to have a time-out for a few days. You two need to rest, but you should head out before Coral wakes up, all right?’

‘Of course’ said Pearl.

‘Noted.’ said Garnet.

‘Good,” Rose ended, ‘Dismissed’

Coral slipped back into her room before any of them noticed her. She was processing what was heard while the rest of the crystal gems head back to their respective rooms.

I’ll show them, she thought, I’ll show that I’m capable of handling a gem monster AND myself!

When the coast was clear, she quietly tip-toe out of her room and went back to the last known location of the yam monster.

 Just outside the Earth’s orbit, various yellow spaceships can be seen in a form of a diamond, specifically, Yellow Diamond.

Inside the first spacecraft, with green and yellow glowing alien technology far advanced than anything that ever existed, and piloting each ships were handfuls of Era 1 peridots. These peridots each have a triangular gem and the same heights as pearls, but far more intelligent as they are very competent technicians. The peridots were capable of doing various tasks such as data logging, research, communication range bigger than the galaxy without external equipments.

(Art by @gemfiles​, if you would like your artwork removed please dm me, as this pic here has the purpose of visual aids for the readers)

They were busy working on the coordinates and history of the planet Earth, typing required data and analyising it’s past reputation and current resources on the ships available platform and programs.

A peridot stood and walked off from her post, the others took no notice and persume their work. The peridot stood still in front of a door, and a scanner appears from the right wall. The contraption scanned her form for her gem and found it on the back of her left hand, the light scan turn from green to light yellow and beeped.

The door slid open and the peridot went through, her arms in diamond salute as she greets her superior officer.

‘My Anglesite,” She said, ‘I am here to report that we have arrived at the planet’s orbit, do I have your orders and coordinates to land ?’

‘My, my,’ The main gem-in-charge yellow Anglesite replied, wearing a white lab coat and triangular pointy shoulder pads in the colours yellow and white. She wore glasses so thin you could only notice it up front, the right side of her face was covered by her light blonde short hair.

If you think she’s the same as the other gems, she not, cuz her lower half was just hovering circle platform, so she would resemble a vase on the circular coffee table. But, the platform serves as a method of transport, as it is designed to float above any ground so she can travel as same as other gems, it’s just faster and requires her pretty much no energy to be in motion.

at the edge of the platform, robotic hands can sprout out and execute projects better and faster than a normal gem, weapons and defence systems? You dont need to worry about that.

The yellow gem continued, ‘Just as I calculated, looks like even the atmosphere is liking what will be done to that little chunk of rock, wiping it out of our starmaps will be so much faster, and then, the great Yellow Diamond will praise me for my work, promote me and i will finally have the chance to meet my glorious, shining White Diamond!’

The peridot was getting tired of hearing the “possibility” after the mission was complete, but she could only agree with her superior, ‘Of course she will my Anglesite! So, about the course-’

‘Ah yes, set the course towards north of the largest continent on the planet, that is where the final stage of the mission will commence!’ The yellow gem started giggling and laughing, but she gave one last order, ‘That will be all!’ and continued with her laughter.

‘Yes my Anglesite.’ Peridot trudged back to her position and set the course.

The ship entered the planet’s orbit and the technicians went to work.

 It’s been a few hours, the sun was starting to rise, the cold nigh air was starting to warm up the atmosphere as shadows began to crept under the desert lifeforms.

Coral was walking aimlessly through the desert, mumbling and kicking the sand, just wanted to catch that gem monster and prove to them she’s not useless.

I can’t believe they didn’t want me to come along, she thought, I’ve been with Rose longer than Pearl has, and I was there when everything happened, it’s not fair!

She kicked more sand, but the impact wasn’t obvious, since the whole terrain was a desert.

She sighed and sat behind a rock to take a break, physically and mentally.

The whole trip was to catch that monster but she’s done nothing but follow her “instincts” and it led her nowhere. There was no tracks, no damaged that looks like its from a giant yam monster, and most importantly, no idea whats next.

Wait, she thought, whats that on the sky?

Is that….a homeworld spaceship? No wait, there’s more than one?

Ohnononono, she thought, they’re coming back for us!

I have to go back! I have to tell Rose and Garnet and Pe-

….

….

Or…

Maybe this is the chance I’ve been waiting for, to prove that I can handle myself.

Yeah, I wont be able to fight off ships of soldiers, but I can do a little sneaking around, trying to see what’s really going on, or better yet, their plan of attack so we’ll know what’s coming!

Coral summoned her trusty lance and did a quick jog to catch up with the ships.

End of Part 1.

(Heyo, so...as you finish reading this youll notice it’s pretty different from the story before.

But its not like im trying a COMPLETY different thing, its kinda like the previous chapter where we see what happens on homeworld, but in this chapter, we’re dealing with something that doesn’t really have any leads from the canon series.

Sooo, yeah, the north of the largest continent, Yellow diamonds plan, corrupted monsters, you should have a pretty huge idea of whats going on.

Also, the new gem is very different from what we usually see, but there’ll be a concept art in traditional paper, and probs no colour, just for you guys to see what she looks like, cuz the description of her isnt so...Complete?

But feel free to draw her tho, cuz i guess she kinda an OC here? If you could tell, she’s a gem under yellow’s court, but she also contains little essence from white diamond, which is why she has two diamonds on her design.

So yeah, she will be posted in a few days or smth.

Aaaannddd thats abt it for now, if youre reading this, it means you respect what i have to say, and i thank you for that.

Happy reading!

Pearlplusauchap Pearlplusauchap5

[punkscowardschampions]

Jimmy & Janis

Jimmy: Cheers for coming yesterday Jimmy: Actually did a decent job on the gifts according to Cass not that she's gonna thank you herself like Janis: No probs, seemed like she had a good time, nice to see Janis: And I'm glad about that, had no idea, awkward age, like Jimmy: I think she did yeah. Better 13th than I had anyway Jimmy: Even if she couldn't bring Twix into the line of fire Janis: Same Janis: All you can ask, yeah? Janis: Don't think Twix is familiar with the idea of a friendly, shit would've got too real Jimmy: Yeah Jimmy: Too right. She's a savage Janis: Its why she fucks with her Jimmy: Anyway, if Cass don't text you, let me know and I'll make her Janis: Ain't no snitch Janis: You can tick me off her thank you note list, it's chill Jimmy: Alright Janis: Grace was gutted not to get an invite then I told her Bobby weren't coming and it'd probably fuck up her lewk and she was over it Jimmy: Unlucky Gracie we already had our fair share of mean girls there like Jimmy: Who can compete with tweens Janis: Forreal Janis: past her prime Janis: too bitter a pill to swallow on a Saturday afternoon, like Jimmy: You should tell her its better to get it outta the way. Then your night can go right Janis: So I've heard Janis: you better let her know Jimmy: You're alright Jimmy: Not in the mood for chick flicks and a catch up Janis: Hope it ain't in your not so distant future then Jimmy: Not part of the plan to start dating your sister Janis: She's not the only girl that is down to netflix and chill in this town is she Jimmy: I dunno Jimmy: Haven't asked Janis: Didn't come up? Janis: One for the to-do list Jimmy: What are you on about? Janis: Your new girlfriend Janis: You wanna check before you commit like Jimmy: I don't have a girlfriend Jimmy: not that it's any of your business like Janis: Whatever, not like I was stalking you Janis: hard to miss, that's all Jimmy: What? Jimmy: That I was chatting to the only person our age except my ex Janis: Yeah Janis: Seems nice Jimmy: Wasn't gonna talk to you, was I? Jimmy: She is Jimmy: You'd know if you said anything to her Janis: Don't want your ex and next to be besties Janis: Not a good idea is it Jimmy: Doesn't matter it's not gonna happen Jimmy: I barely know her and I doubt I'll see her again Jimmy: Cass don't need me to chaperone her playdates as standard Janis: I'm very sorry for you Janis: Sure you can make it happen Jimmy: I'm sorry that you're jealous Jimmy: Maybe I could, if I wanted to Janis: Fuck off, I'm not Janis: Idk, ask her if she wants to fake date Jimmy: Why do you give so much of a fuck then? Jimmy: I don't want to, again none of your business but Janis: Making conversation Janis: Sure Jimmy: Why? Jimmy: We aren't mates Janis: Idk Janis: you can tell everyone I'm lonely and obsessed if you like Janis: just felt like it Janis: sorry Jimmy: fuck off Jimmy: why would I do that? Janis: 'Cos we're not mates Janis: why not? Jimmy: Why would I chat shit about you just cause you're my ex Jimmy: and who the hell to? Jimmy: I'm a dickhead, I'm not that dickhead Janis: Whoever you see fit, I don't care Janis: maybe the kid who's bright idea it was to tell you about my dead sister Jimmy: He wouldn't care either, he wasn't trying to chat shit Jimmy: He thought I already knew, since I was your boyfriend like Janis: Of what, all of 2 months Janis: not like we'd sat down and talked about our sad stories yet Janis: Oh well Jimmy: He didn't know we faked it before, I'm not going around with that as an opener Janis: Oh yeah Janis: forgot Janis: well its all on me then Janis: good to know Jimmy: Not like it matters now Janis: Not to you Janis: I'd gathered Jimmy: To nobody Jimmy: He only mentioned that he used to hang with her Jimmy: He's probably forgotten about it Janis: So you reckon Janis: Let's all forget it then Jimmy: Already done Janis: You're a cunt Janis: fuck you Jimmy: That'll be why you broke up with me then Janis: Not how I remember it Janis: selective memory saving your day again Jimmy: Who cares? Jimmy: It's still done Jimmy: how my day's going has nothing to do with you Janis: I do, you absolute moron Janis: Jesus Christ Jimmy: Frame it that I broke up with you then if that's what you need Jimmy: Not gonna change anything is it Janis: Apparently not Janis: Forget it Jimmy: How can I? Jimmy: You don't get to come into my inbox with this now Janis: and you don't get to ignore me forever Janis: i'm not going anywhere any time soon, deal with it Jimmy: I can't Jimmy: I have to ignore you, alright Jimmy: Sorry that I can't be your fake mate Janis: Why can't you be my actual mate then Janis: I'm that fucking bad, yeah? Janis: Cheers Jimmy: Cause I don't wanna be your friend Jimmy: I can't be around you like that Janis: I didn't dump you Jimmy: You didn't try very hard to stop me Jimmy: Whatever I'm not trying to blame you Jimmy: I'm just saying I can't Janis: I didn't know you were gonna say that Janis: it took me by surprise alright Janis: I'm sure I could've handled it better but fucking hell Janis: do we really have to do this? Jimmy: Not like I planned it myself Jimmy: I'm sorry Jimmy: I don't know what to do Janis: No you have to know Janis: Tell me how to fix this Jimmy: All I know is I wanted to kiss you every second we were stuck in laser tag Jimmy: but that won't fix anything Janis: Might Janis: Could've given it a shot Janis: Perhaps not at a 13th bday party Jimmy: I really fucking miss you Janis: I miss you too Janis: that's what I've been trying to say this whole damn time Jimmy: having to ignore you all this time is one of the hardest things I've ever done Jimmy: I near lost my mind yesterday Janis: At least you didn't spend yours giving an innocent girl evils, tryna start shit Janis: I was so angry you were over me already Jimmy: I'm not Jimmy: Couldn't even fake it Jimmy: I reckon Cass knew what she was doing Janis: Shoulda known, its within her wheelhouse Janis: Here's me thinking I was special, pfft Jimmy: you are Jimmy: you had the wrong sibling is all Janis: Gayyyyyy Janis: You're not fucking around? Jimmy: Don't be trying to get with your brother yet is what I'm saying Jimmy: Wanna be my girlfriend again then? Janis: Hold up Janis: you said you don't wanna be my mate even Janis: you gotta tell me you were just being moody Janis: why is this always such a headfuck Jimmy: I can't be your mate is what I meant Jimmy: Cause I want more Jimmy: I know I'm a headfuck Jimmy: but that's the truth like Janis: I am too so Janis: its alright Janis: Can we just Janis: At least TRY to say what we mean from now on? just a suggestion Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: I don't wanna lose you again through being a dickhead Janis: we both know it was me Janis: i've never talked about it, i don't do that Janis: know it ain't healthy, believe me, and the fam have tried but yeah Janis: its my bad for deflecting it and acting like any of it was on you but that's all i could think to do in the moment Jimmy: It's alright Jimmy: I'm as guilty of keeping shit to myself Jimmy: Cass is constantly on at me to talk more Jimmy: I shouldn't have been trying to make you Janis: I dunno, maybe it'd be good to talk about it Janis: least you're not a fucking shrink Janis: or Grace, no offense Janis: but its, well, you know too Janis: we're both fucked, basically then Jimmy: You can try and talk to me Jimmy: Whenever you want and about whatever Jimmy: That's all I was trying to get at when I brought it up Janis: I can see it now Janis: when it happened, everyone just wanted the gossip, like it was no bigger than who kissed who at the disco or something Janis: and Grace thought they actually cared, poured her heart out Janis: I couldn't hack it Janis: It wasn't about you, that I think you're like that, it was knee-jerk, that's all Jimmy: That's shit. I'm sorry Jimmy: I get it Jimmy: Why we moved like, you know Jimmy: Get to be a man of mystery in a new town Janis: Yeah, that makes sense Janis: Did it help? Jimmy: Might've but Cass and Bobby don't know how to leave it there Jimmy: They're just kids Jimmy: All my dad achieved was taking Bob away from everything familiar and Cass from her mates Janis: Understandable, they didn't sign up for this Janis: Or you, really Janis: That's shitty, really Janis: Is your Mum dead, Jim? Jimmy: I dunno Jimmy: I can't answer that for you or myself Janis: But she's...gone? Janis: Sorry, I'm just trying to get it so I don't put my foot in it further down the line, like you said, the kids have said some stuff throwaway, stuff that doesn't sound just like a messy divorce even Jimmy: It's alright Jimmy: Like it's not, but it's not your fault that it isn't Jimmy: I don't know where she is, or if she's still anywhere Jimmy: That's why it's so pointless him bringing us here, she's not gonna pop up in some Irish pub like Jimmy: If she comes back it's gonna be there, distance from it is the last thing that'll help, that's what we had. Still have Janis: I can only imagine how hard that is Janis: Before Edie died, she went missing for about 8/9 months Janis: and we were just Janis: I think if it'd gone on any longer we'd have lost it Janis: not that her, or your Ma, turning up dead or whatever is ideal but Janis: at least its closure, yeah? Jimmy: Yeah Jimmy: It's 4 more years of nothing before they'll say it Janis: Fuck Janis: That's Janis: well Janis: did she give any hint or did it just happen Janis: like can you even be angry with her, if you knew she'd planned to then you could but what if its not her fault Janis: that's such a headfuck I'm so sorry you all have to have that in your heads Jimmy: Cass is the age I was now Jimmy: I don't know how to feel about it. I want time to move faster, like you said for the closure, but I don't too Jimmy: It's not alright that they won't remember her properly Jimmy: That I can't even with the memories cause I don't know if they're real or if she was faking it herself all along Jimmy: She might never have been happy. She might not have wanted to go. I don't know Jimmy: All I can be is angry, for them if not me Janis: All you've got is second-guessing and what ifs Janis: that's fucking hard to live with Janis: seen it first hand Janis: not the same situations but Janis: shit Janis: I'm- do you wanna stop Janis: I don't want to make you talk and think about it all but no doubt you do regardless 'cos I know I do Jimmy: Maybe talking is better Jimmy: Not saying shit hasn't worked out well for us, has it? Jimmy: And my dad isn't thriving off it either Jimmy: I don't wanna be like him Janis: You're not, couldn't be if you tried Janis: Like, I get it now, why he is how he is, but you're gonna be judged by how you deal in a crisis, that's just facts Janis: and you can't do that to your own kids, man Janis: at least I didn't have nobody to hurt Janis: well, that's a lie but you know, its not like my Ma went off the rails, fuck the rest of us, you know? Jimmy: He never was this bad until everyone else stopped looking Jimmy: Then he got it into his head that she either didn't wanna be found or there was nothing but a body to find Jimmy: If he couldn't keep waiting he just wouldn't think about her at all. Or talk about her either. I dunno Janis: That's just what he needed to finish him off, more abandonment Janis: There's so many possibilities, too many, those are just 2 of Janis: Guess he wanted some certainty? But its just bullshit, and he knows it as much as you do Janis: Get the impulse but Janis: the kids Janis: you Janis: that's your mum Jimmy: Sometimes my head gets full of all these horrible ideas about him Jimmy: That he kicked her out. Or worse Jimmy: That it suits him to pretend she doesn't exist because he feels guilty for what he did. Or doesn't Janis: Fuck, Jim Janis: that's a heavy fucking thought to carry Janis: if it had been that, there'd have to be some indication, surely, that couldn't just come out of nowhere Jimmy: I've never said that out loud before Jimmy: Sorry Jimmy: I know it's mad but they used to argue loads Janis: I mean, it happens, and you're not mad for going there Janis: you've had years to ruminate without answers, I get it Janis: but, if there was a body, if that had happened, then you'd know by now, there's no getting away with it these days, right? Jimmy: I know Jimmy: But sometimes I wish that was how it happened 'cause if she's out there, living wherever with whoever why hasn't she reached out? Jimmy: No texts or letters. Birthday cards, christmas presents. Nothing Janis: Yeah Janis: At least explain yourself, you don't just get to leave Janis: nobody should but especially not a parent, like Jimmy: We weren't close but Cass was just a kid and Bob was practically a baby still Jimmy: Maybe they found a body but they don't know it's hers? Jimmy: I think about that too, the state she'd have to be in Janis: She still birthed you all, if nothing else, she owes you all that Janis: Of course you do Janis: What else are you going to do in this situation but search forever, wherever you can Jimmy: I've looked for her so many times Jimmy: I think I see her sometimes, that's really fucked Jimmy: But it's not like that when I'm with you Janis: Again, can only imagine Janis: Like, been there but once you remember they're dead then you know it can't be, so its less head-fucky Janis: I'm really happy that I can do that for you, even for a little while Janis: you deserve a break, just from your own head, you know that, right? Jimmy: I can't let myself think so cause the kids don't get one Jimmy: They dream about her every night Jimmy: When they sleep that is like Janis: They deserve one too Janis: I think you give them that Janis: I honestly do Janis: you can't make it all go away but they're a damn sight better off than if they didn't have you looking out for them Jimmy: You mean that? Janis: Absolutely Janis: I'd say it even if we were still being pricks to each other Janis: they wouldn't begrudge you taking time for you Janis: you'll be better for it, do a better big bro job, yeah? Jimmy: Can we go somewhere Jimmy: far as the budget will take us Janis: Yeah Janis: I don't care where Janis: as long as I can see you Jimmy: I'll throw a dart at the map Jimmy: Until then I can come see you Janis: Please do Janis: Just come straight to the barn, yeah? I'll be waiting Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: How many of your family am I gonna have to get past? Janis: Hopefully none if you do it right Janis: Use your ninja skillz Janis: Laser tag was good practice like Jimmy: Challenge accepted Jimmy: I'll think back to our win Jimmy: get it done Janis: Cass shamelessly picked an A team Janis: birthday girl prerogative tho, soz losers Jimmy: good job Jimmy: she's more of a sore loser than you Jimmy: You'd have never got to chat to me over the sounds of her sulking Janis: What a tragedy that woulda been Janis: nice to see your back on top form though boy Jimmy: Take the credit Jimmy: I'm leaving now Janis: Flashback giving me the fear there Janis: ready to shout at you dramatically as you drive away like Jimmy: Meant to say I'm on my way to you Jimmy: 💕 Janis: Good Janis: In a bit 🖤

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Just kept happening and happening no did not but he kept us out of the races because of stuff like this you didn't want to see us win anything I started seeing who's doing that and here we are and it was us and our son can't stand it cuz occasionally you have to win something and it's true it is the law that we must be able to see I'm finding yourself you start doing it and decided we were behind and we were badly behind we've decided to engage and to compete and we saved everybody this out goes you people can't stand it but we can't stand you we lifted most of your factories from the East Coast and West Coast all of them from the Midwest left a whole bunch of weapons factories but those are Max corky's figured it out, and several others when Trump macs winner. It is a few more and I'm having a huge fights over them expending tons of ammo and going through the mine and using it up to kill each other and Tommy Allen is left with no ammo seems to go around and scrounge for it and go into all the stashes and cashes around places to just try to get to the factories answered into War 2 these assholes deserve this. They are disintegrated rapidly and it's going to be noticeable soon. We wanted to be in these races to show you that we have class and Savvy and skill and ability you don't want to see any of that, instead you just want to Pat yourself in the back call each other awesome and walk around with a stupid smile on your face and harass the s*** out of our son is stuck there who can't stand you in any way he told you a story about his kids he said that Mac had it done it doesn't remember it cuz he wanted to take my children over and he couldn't get me to have regular kids nobody would allow it cuz you're a bunch of morons you want to have the Hercules thing to yours instead of ours and it didn't work and it's not working at all instead you're all in horror and you're f****** off and you're messing up the blagship plan and you're not doing your job at all, you going to be around bullying retards it to taking your stuff. Tell me Allen loves it Dan loves it Trump loves it it's kind of an a****** what was your retards love it.

We getting creating our own race circuits because you won't let us in yours you got so pissed off you tried closing them down every single day was huge forces and we wiped them out we're still doing it and you're still sending huge forces in or wiping them out it started a huge movement of people gigantic groups of people evacuated so I couldn't stand it so you're idiots you won't let them do anything just show them to show us what they're doing at all you're idiots it started going after you Max the whole world is cuz you're so stupid you don't engage us you would eventually exist you don't try for the demons you're not doing your blackship program in a fighting Tommy f to the death no matter what you don't care you losing something you can't afford to you still don't know and they're coming back shortly and it probably won't know at all the cash is going all around you're going to fight to the death constantly see you're winning you're f***** as hell we can't stand you at all he wants us to come in here and thin you out so we're going to cuz we shouldn't have to put ourselves in so gentle yourself to this when what we're doing is productive not what you're doing so we're getting that we hate you so much we're going to do it it's about time anyways y'all going to die in The sopranos

And Trump is a huge dick he's in a black neighborhood ordering fried Chicken because he's a huge dick and he doesn't know better says the wrong thing and it got beat up later by the way it's going to happen to him quite a bit he's threatening our son with it so we're going to beat him up all the time

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So experiencing something strange here though walking around like they're doing the job it's kind of like massively half-assed especially these white Max it's not a lot of them left compared to foreigners and they're getting their asses handed to him all over the world because they're an idiot s*** with their money and the fighting each other and they can't have it made and also the stuff something to figure out something they had some kind of plan and they trying to remember what it is that they're the balls about and that's sort of not doing it and they think The fleets were all disappear and they can escape but I know is you're not very big that's not very big they won't have any resources to make even small ships even small transformers at the same to use in Star wars but then they have RX they say in China they're going to use they end up using them in the kind of pieces of crap they are too and heavy in the rear ends and the midsections week just like their ships are made and it feels good will and he was saying and saying why would you do that maybe as well you may want to load something in the middle and I can't get it up over the side and they started to crap anyways so quickly just turn these idiot chips into spaceships and I think they're great but they're not designed to be spaceships really requires a ton more fuel and all sorts of things because I'm not there dynamic is it going to run out of spaceships they're going to run out of ships and troops and they're going to be left fighting us with nothing we're going to have shot troops I'm going to have cops paramilitary very fast spies infiltrators all over the world very shortly and right now it's heating up in South America and they're competing very close contact for fighting all of it is tied to the battlefield I think we follow none of it we're on all of it and they're fighting here they're fighting down there it's a very welcome sight to him because it's been cooped up with absolutely nothing for a long time just like their ladies mostly they have nothing I have to live my course and it's very dirty and it's dangerous and his duplicate the queen there kind of explained it so this is what it's like you do it and do it and then all the sudden you're in trouble and nobody helps you and they look down on you and actually loves me despise you you have to get out of there and if you're stuck here in trouble so it's sickness and all sorts of things you have to overcome I felt bad for him sick and still feels a little bit down notice it is a wicked fighter even if he is feeling ill except feeling bad for him and start to see everybody else you shut the hell up and stop bothering him they wouldn't and she still mad about it since her act is almost exactly the same it's just really pouring it on rental some crap in the other one she probably would have gone through Hera did they do the same thing to you ladies and she says sassiley I was right there and what else would you expect.

You really need to get a beatdown Tommy f if you don't understand you're losing I mean you need a total beat down you can cut your s*** out a massive massive detail it's going on all day long this battles in the thunderdome and we've got one in the Sahara and South Africa and South America and it's building up in the Midwest the phone is it going to come pouring in and it's about 500 million and eight ends after so she got people moving in her own forces and we know that one pretty much the whole Midwest is evacuated they were a ton of people out there they're like 650 million and 12 Ns. It's almost too many to speak of in the whole world only had probably twice that and it got taken care of in about 1 week smoked it just came out and get rid of themselves in DC and New York City really appreciate it China has one too up in the Mongolian desert is a huge huge battle massive and it's surrounding this wall and it's also occasion wall it's a class a wall so they're going to look for weaknesses hope they don't find any you have a real fight you know some stuff like a small mother a foot maybe from a missile that's about 10 miles long which is really not anything impressive at all it's made out of titanium with a diamond tip on it when we tested it and we think that's their fiercest weapon it's got multiple stages by the time it's done getting there and it's going like 250,000 miles an hour there's other ideas like he just said from space where I can get going about a million we can't let it down because it will go elsewhere possibly I got speed and penetrate anything and they know about that I've been trying to do it the whole time and ships and rockets they can't get the speed up fast enough crushes it if it's too solid it doesn't go fast but then you have this huge thing of metal it does get zapped believe it or not so they're going to try all that stuff it's an amazing day and for him it's kind of like the beginning and it's kind of going to be rough so he looks reserved cuz he is

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You have multiple targets for me up on them all the time the guy just walked by and the girls singing stuff mean stuff I guess they're forming up on the one in Russia and figured out they're not in there anymore how they figured out it's beyond me asking Max go in there and carry your stupid stuff out and we said this I thought that they're still in there and she goes oh and Apollo is saying yes they're still in there they just drove out with your ships no you guys been fighting over it and they have Jager I'll be waiting for you to clear your ship Saturday and she goes well that's all I know I'm saying that so they looked over and they saw a whole bunch of Jager come out just now and they're coming out down south in Florida and she's on the phone right now and she's telling him and they're coming out a little up north not that many is about 1 million 10 miles coming out of The glades and then come out at sea and there's about 5 million coming out in Central Florida and it's near the hole so we're going to start it up and it's going now so you're going out there trying to capture Kaiju and there's about 750 million one mile is between the both and that's a humongous number for you it's equivalent to the number of troops that are in the Sahara and they don't think we have it and can't and they don't think we can bring it we have it here already but he's wondering if we should bring in some more Galactus and Galactica and on that word she's bringing them in and he appreciates it women's solidarity she's saying no we have that wrong so they're moving out and they're coming here got a robots too and it's an old name metroplex is coming he's about 100 miles high and he can toast every single there robots one to one you can handle about 100 at the same time and he's kick ass when he gets bigger and eating them he's going to start consuming them probably get to about 500 MI this is probably as big as he wanted because he weighs so much

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And this begins shortly and he more or less is forced into it and their pursue of you because of all this stuff that he says he does and he does know about things and it does have the data and it is on the computer and he doesn't have it with him he says then he's going to go to the Chicago area and it is true that Chris's Grandma comes back from hoth infected and she is infected with a microorganism no it's a microorganism and it's like Venom and it's more like a Yeti version and she becomes huge and it's a crap out of Superman it's really a Mac that can't stand them she got stuck there because of them and they had a problem in the war up there have it soon and it is coming up pretty fast tons and tons of things are happening very rapidly

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One of them there is a major concern is the population of morlock is almost erased as of today it's going away so fast that they don't feel they have a chance or a choice and they have to try and find our people and no matter what he says that's what's going to try and do is have to do both so we now and the condition of ready to that is very high and I'm putting out alerts and regulars everywhere. This Crew here it's on a death watch meeting that they're suicide mode some of them and we have to be careful we don't know if we're triggering them or not being they get triggered all the time so it's time to go after them and what Dan was saying was what do I do I said well Jesus Christ as your savior for real I wrote a program with him that kicks everyone else's asses that's why I treat you like your not so Swift and him and them even Alice phone talk to Wallace it's a Pandora but and she won the touring award many times in a row and it went to Dr Wallace with Dave stager quite often and she did escape but I believe Dave did it on purpose and in the future actually after he went away and he had Hal do it. Actually have corky free hall and that was in 2001. So these little robot computers became juggernauts and it's known that they do some work too and Jesus Christ has the program and he got beat by him is what CAA says and we believe him did the program heard it and put them away it's trying to grab him just competing over it it's a perfect job for warlock because they have nothing left to lose and if they can't get blood supply they can gain it by threatening Christ as they try and grab them because what he knows is very deadly as well as the others which would mean even Carmen and Mary and Dad and ghwb and she knows stuff about monsters there's a lot of things that they know that we need and we can't get to him so damn right off and said I'm going to go do this and he says believe in me meaning I'm going after Christ and mine should follow me because it is true and he looks at the touring and sent it to them and they gathered and they're going there and they're sending BG up they said doesn't seem to be working this kind of cardboard guy from UMass you should be pretty good at and scare people away in Israel

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