#I'm not thirsty you're thirsty
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Just found this picture and...oh my. I don't think I've ever craved a sandwich this much in my life...
#...if you know what I mean 😏#robert plant#john paul jones#seriously though is it hot in here or is it just this picture#they both look smokin' (no pun intended) hot here I can't even#led zeppelin#beautiful men#sexy stuff#i want a sandwich#i'm not thirsty you're thirsty#just. ugh. both of you. naked. bed. now.
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hey guys I learned how to do some gifs - I'm pretty sure my heart stopped at this moment
#the winter king#iain de caestecker#twk#king arthur#i'm not thirsty you're thirsty#he's very attractive okay#idc fan club
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Me: *listening to "One Night Stand" by Janis Joplin, a song I've never heard before*
Me: I'D BE YOUR ONE NIGHT STAND, JANIS!!!!!!
#i'd've gladly been a janis joplin groupie had i been alive back then#she swung both ways and so do i#and in the song she makes it clear that it's a one night stand and nothing else. and i gotta respect that.#just for that janis you can do whatever you want to me#you can even call me “baby girl”. and no one gets to call me “baby girl”. not robert plant. not brian may. not even george harrison.#but. like. imagining janis joplin calling me “baby girl” in that voice of hers...*ovaries go kablooey*#janis joplin#i'm not thirsty you're thirsty#bicon#bicon janis joplin
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the fnaf movie really was a win for bisexuals. we got:
-sad pathetic wet cat short king who's actually a single mother
-evil dilf who's canonically gross and stinky and calls himself daddy
-perfect angel woman who has never done anything wrong in her entire life fighting through the horrors™
-matpat
#for legal reasone i'm not thirsting over matpat i know he's married lmao#we just love him around here#but hey i'm just thirsty for these three#every type is your type when you're chronically thirsty#william afton#steve raglan#mike schmidt#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#ness the waiter#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf movie#shitpost#ftmsr
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lemongrablothbrok
(b. 1988; d. 2023)
Cause of death: '90s Robert Plant
#robert plant#'90s robert plant#90s robert plant makes lemongrablothbrok's brain go awooga#sexy stuff#beautiful men#like a fine fucking wine#help me#it's not fair#i'm not thirsty you're thirsty#i did edit just a bit from first post because gifs were not cooperating#also where are you putting your hands in that last gif james 😏
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A me sandwich, I hope...🤤

This is just pricless. Jonesy and Percy. What are they cooking up?
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#sfth#shoot impro#shoot from the hip#sfthposting#also i'm working on something pretty cool#(yes it's a thirsty vamps fanart)#i'm sorry if you're tired of my Esmeralda fanarts#it will happen again
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i've been wanting to draw sexy old man walter for a while because SOMEBODY broke my brain this summer
my face when i realized that's who could fill up the rest of what greater sin: pikachu.jpg
#me: i'm a genius#also me: no you're just thirsty as sin for fucked up senile old meow meows krad#hellsing#walter c dornez#walter fans about to eat real good with this too
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1x01 || 1x04
#utsukushii kare#my beautiful man#1x01#1x04#hira kazunari#kiyoi sou#parallels#gifset#*brace's#//#Kiyoi is so Not Normal about the things Hira does for him#about Hira looking after him and Hira taking his preferences into account#Hira thinking about what will make Kiyoi the happiest and what will make Kiyoi the most pleased#he's just so Not Normal about the way Hira cares about him and showers him with genuine undivided attention#and he's so thirsty for it he chugs it down faster than the bottle of water#///#guys I don't do this kinda thing very often (try to describe what's happening in a scene IN the gifs)#but I thought this time just the visuals and dialogue weren't enough (for you to understand the cause of all my screaming)#I might be wrong in a few of my interpretations though...#I think Hira might have brought water as well because he thought Kiyoi might be VERY thirsty#and not because water is better when you're thirsty...? I tried to leave it for open interpretation#also we don't know if KY asked HR to buy him ginger ale (although he may have done that out of embarrassment/to get HR out of his sight)#or if Hira did that because he thought Kiyoi was angry at him and he waited with a peace offering until Kiyoi was done with his practice#I left the ''without being told to'' because even if Kiyoi hasn't asked for ginger ale THIS time‚ he has asked before#but he never asked for water and he wasn't expecting Hira to get that for him because Hira *wanted* to#plus. in the 2nd scene I'm not sure why Kiyoi says he can't/won't drink ginger at first.#but I'm assuming it's because it might upset his stomach in its current condition? so he wants to‚ but it's better if he doesn't?#(also. the 2nd scene makes me think of that extra clip in which Hira asks Kiyoi why does he only drink ginger ale#and Kiyoi responds ''because that's what you give me'' 😪)
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Reblogging this again because how could I not?
Things go better with Coca-Cola indeed...or maybe Coca-Cola goes better with Robert Plant?
So hot 🔥
#robert plant#sexy stuff#robert you lemon tart you#this should not be legal. whatever this is. should be against the law.#beautiful men#i'm not thirsty you're thirsty#this is a whole ass coca-cola ad right here#“thirsty? of course you are. quench it with a coca-cola.”
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I can't help but think of Ren having a crush on someone that Sho is flirting up.
Ren's watching from the counter every time Sho brings them with him to the diner. Ren wants to shout that Sho's just trying to get into their pants. He groans every time they laugh at something Sho says because he can't help but picture what must be going on behind closed doors and he hates it so much
And one day Sho's trying to help them get something off a high shelf, and he grunts as he stretches and Ren just knows they've got to be secretly banging in the storage room instead of getting equipment off the shelf but he doesn't have the fucks to give to tell them to knock it off
#pei closes the curtains#pei rambles about tokyo debunker#I'm only a little sorry that I'm so thirsty over these guys. they knew what they were doing when they made them#bonus points if sho did go into it just trying to fuck but actually started crushing on them instead and ren has to watch the romance bloom#*pats Ren on the head* you're gonna be so full of angst by the time I'm done thinking about you!#another round of bonus points if they are banging in the storage room
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Ugh Robert in a tank top...🤤
On this day... - August 26th
+ 1970 : Public Auditorium in Cleveland, Ohio, USA

“If people left the Led Zeppelin concert Wednesday with any feeling short of musical ecstasy, they must have gone to be heard and not to hear. Zeppelin burned their tunes into the half-filled Public Auditorium for nearly two hours while everyone dazedly moved only with the pulse coming from the stage. […] The surprise of the night came as Plant, Page, and bass player John Paul Jones moved out in front with their acoustic strings. With Page on the guitar, Jones on the mandolin, and Plant on the microphone, they started in on the audience with Led Zeppelin III, their yet unreleased album. […] When they left the stage, the crowd clammered for more, not letting up until there was music once more.” – ‘Led Zeppelin concert wows Cleveland crowd’ (Cleveland Telegram)
+ 1971 : Sam Houston Coliseum in Houston, Texas, USA
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“Twenty-four and a half hours late, Led Zeppelin touched down in Houston – and then took off again. For 120 sometimes blistering, often surprisingly circumspect minutes, the phenomenal British rockers more than compensated for postponing their scheduled Wednesday night concert in the Coliseum until Thursday evening by, as singer Robert Plant put it, 'doing it twice as good'.” – Zeppelin goes soaring’ by J. Scarborough (Chronicle)
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On Tonight's (2nd and final) episode of, "Jessica Watches the CSI Franchise 20 Years Too Late":
I'm done. I'm sad about it.
CSI San Diego spin-off with Director Nick Stokes WHENNNNNNN?!?!? Give it to me, CBS. I demand it.
#@cbs: i know you're not above creating another csi cash cow spinoff. DO IT!#there are thirsty bitches who would die for a grey-haired nick stokes revival#(it's me. i'm thirsty bitches)#csi#nick stokes#jessica watches csi
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msybe i will be named trucy
#dude.... i want dr pepper however we are almost out so i must ration it... UGH!!!!!#whatever. we have coca cola. i dont like coke as much though so i'll dieeeee I'll die!#i'm not being dramatic i'm just so so so thirsty for dr pepe all the time always and forever. in my previous life i was a vampire#however i lived in the dimension where everyone has dr pepper for blood#so i became so used to this delicious treat that when i was born here and it was not available so swiftly i knew i was doomed.#ugh my mom is awful about soda too if i ask her to pleeeease buy more i'll pay her back she gets So mad#“you're an adult move out” unfortunately i suffer from a girl problem called disabled. awhatever dude.#man firefox loves to memory leak that's how you know she's transgender#who said that.
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I. Want. A motherfucking. Sandwich.
Edited to add: okay minor pet peeve here. Debbie Harry isn't "aka Blondie". She's not Blondie. Blondie is the band. She's from Blondie. She is (or was?) the lead singer of Blondie. Anyway...

Robert Plant & Debbie Harry aka Blondie
#i want a sandwich#both of you ugh gimme#robert plant#debbie harry#bisexual problems#wifey#step on me queen#assume the position old man#what.#i'm not thirsty you're thirsty#god the dimples on both of these babes 😍
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I forgot we get a slutty costume change from our Dream Visitor in Act Two. Thicc eldritch tiefling daddy gets to show us his tits and his thighs.
Noice
#i'm sorry#i'm weirdly thirsty for this version of the dream visitor lol#also why is that texture garbage#making him look like a barbie doll while his face is nicely weathered T.T#ghosti plays bg3#<- reminder that that is the tag to block if you're fed up with all my odd and non-monster-story bg3 posts but don't want to unfollow#but i've lost a huge chunk of followers since i've started sharing these screenshots haha#it's not gonna stop me though#you can just follow my monster stories archive blog if you're only here for stories#it's @monstersandmawarchive
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