#I'm not much of a texter so these probably aren't good lmao

[rollinouttahere-writes]

Which op yan do you think would be the most annoying texter in a modern au?? I think sanji would drive me insane, I know he'd be texting nonstop. I also think buggy would ask his romantic interest if they'd still love him as a worm. Many times.

Sanji would be so excessive. You have to put your phone on do not disturb just to have a moment's peace. It literally never ends.

Sanji: Good morning, my love! It's another beautiful day of being able to call you mine 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

*pic attached*

Sanji: Here's the breakfast I'm making you! I'll bring it over as soon as it's done 😋😘

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*sends a pic of any two things next to each other*

Sanji: This is literally us 🥺

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Sanji: I just wanted to say again how much I love you💞❤️🩷💕💞💓🩷💕💞 (he says this even though he saw you in person three minutes ago and said the exact same thing then)

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Sanji: Where did you go???? Are you mad at me??????? Have you been kidnapped?????????

Sanji: Oh wait never mind I see you now

Sanji: I'm calling your name why are you running the other way?

Buggy is someone who needs constant reassurance, and he uses having your phone number as a means to constantly get that from you. But like he's also very dramatic about it.

Buggy: do u hate me now? say it to my face at least

You: literally what are you talking about?

Buggy: I asked you a question and you ignored me!

You: I was gone for like 2 minutes????

Buggy: AND???? Why were you gone???

You: I was ordering some food for us but nvm I'm gonna go home and eat it all myself 😒

Buggy: ...

Buggy: I'm sorry please don't hate me for real now 🥺🥺🥺 I love you so much baby please don't leave me 😭😭😭

Zoro is on the opposite end of the spectrum because he doesn't text excessively, but you are lucky to get more than a one word response out of him. You could send him a several paragraph long text spilling your guts to him and all you'll get from him is a "k" or "alright" or "👍". If you send more than two texts in a row, he'll tell you to just call him if you're going to yap that much.

Luffy doesn't text, he sends voice memos. Not only does he send an absurd amount of them, but they're also all stupidly long because he gets distracted and rambles to his heart's content. What was supposed to be a simple voice memo asking if his jacket is at your place comes to you with a 31:46 time on it because he saw a cool looking beetle outside and just had to tell you about it in the memo. Half the time he forgets that he isn't actually on the phone with you and will ask a question several times before he remembers.

Doflamingo sends a lot of texts, but all of them are voice to text and are almost entirely unintelligible. The voice to text function wasn't designed to interpret his weird inflections and maniacal laughter. He also has a tendency to talk to other people in the middle of sending a text to you, so you have a whole ass random conversation smack in the middle of the text. He then has the audacity to have an attitude with you when you didn't catch the important thing he told you.

With Ace, you're going to feel like you're communicating via hieroglyphics because of how many of his messages to you are just memes/reaction images. He won't elaborate and lets you figure out what they mean. Did he just find that meme funny, or is there a hidden message in it? Who knows.

And then you have all of the old men (Sengoku, Garp, Whitebeard, etc) who can't text for shit and will send a series of unintelligible and confused texts before sending a very defeated "please call me"

[oswaldsleftbicep]

Hii! I really love your account. Oh btw HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! So my appearance is that I'm 158cm (5’1) Pretty long hair with purple highlights streaks. I have a natural beige skin tone. My eye colour is black like my soul lmao.

I’m a Libra. I hate reading but I love to read fanfiction. I love cats and dogs (I’m a cat person) I hate crowded places. I'm an introvert. I love spending time alone. I love physical touch and giving my s/o gifts. I don’t like a guy that is too quiet in a relationship and a dry texter. I hate a guy making assumptions about who I am.Fun fact I’m allergic to bees… and I wanted to become a lawyer

ok so since yours was a lil bit shorter, and since i genuinely couldn't decide just one boy to ship you with, i decided to give you two!!

so with that being said, i ship you with....

Mikael and Oswald!!

❧ mikael would for sure be intrigued by your dyed hair streaks, he thinks it's a nice way to shake up your appearance, and he might contemplate doing something to his own hair to add a splash of color but would ultimately chicken out cuz he doesn't want to ruin the white

❧ libras are pretty compatible with tauruses, which is oswald's sign, although it's not like a super compatible match, it's more like a medium match

❧ mikael on the other hand is a gemini which is a great match with libras!! yay astrology!!

❧ oswald also isn't much of a reader, but he would love to hear you talk about the fanfics you read. i feel like fics are more geared towards specific interests and are more what people want to read. like it's hard to find a good enemies to lovers novel, but there's plenty of fics with that trope that are super good. so the fics you read are more specific to your interests and likes, and oswald would love to hear you go on about a really good fic you read at 3 am on a tuesday

❧ mikael i feel would like reading books, but he's not a huge bookworm; he's just a casual reader since he likes stories. i can guarantee that this man has never read or heard a story similar to that of a good fanfic. he loves them because they can expand on already existing series so he can get more of what he already loves, and he also likes how they can provide alternate tellings of said existing series. he loves how there's just endless possibilities with fanfics and he would for sure have ao3 bookmarked on all his devices. you guys would also send each other links to interesting fics to one another and subsequently ruin each other's sleep schedules. remember when ao3 broke and everyone was like "what am i gonna do without my bedtime story"? that's him, he has to read a new fic or at least a couple chapters every night before bed lmao, bonus points if you read them together

❧ mikael is definitely more of a cat person; i could see him with a persian or some really fancy cat breed, and he spoils the living daylights out of the feline. he could also be easily talked into getting multiple cats, so he's your man if you want someone to be cat owners with :) but like i said, mans spoils the cat, he probably gets a portrait done of the two of you to hang up but decides last minute to make it a family portrait and gets the artist to add the cat in. the cat also totally sleeps in bed with the two of you, and he'd refer to it as "our child"

❧ oswald could go either way with having a cat or dog; he likes both of them cuz they each got their perks. like he can work outside with a dog and have a little fella to hang out with all the time whenever you aren't there, and they're also good workers. cats he likes because of how lowkey and independent they are, and they're also quite calming. he'd love to adopt a cat with you, for sure opting to get one from a shelter, and it hangs out in the garden with him, just lying around in the dirt or in a pot; it's the most cottagecore vibe ever

❧ mikael can relate to being an introvert and not liking places that are super crowded. he also enjoys his alone time so that would not be a problem at all for the two of you in your relationship; it becomes such a normal and unspoken thing that the two of you can just tell when the other needs their alone time and you just busy yourselves with an independent task until alone time is fulfilled. a lot of your dates would likely be at home or in parts of town that are more secluded and less prone to foot traffic so you won't have to worry about crowds

❧ oswald isn't so much an introvert, he's just more prone to keeping to himself and spending time on his own as a result of people either being scared of him or him not wanting to potentially hurt anyone. the only times i could see him wanting alone time is after a mission, when he's super stressed, or when he's been thinking too much about his past and his condition. however, he'll totally understand you wanting your alone time, and he fully supports it! he'd probably need a verbal clue as to when you're taking your alone time since he's not great at picking up on body language clues; in other words, he would need to be told "hey i'm gonna spend some time alone" or else he would unintentionally bug you until you yelled at him lol. crowds are something he doesn't do either; i remember reading in someone else's hcs that he would feel uncomfortable in crowds due to his condition, so he's totally down with spending dates in secluded and less busy areas so that the two of you are comfy

❧ mikael's love languages would include physical touch and gift giving too, in addition to words of affirmation, he loves to be told how great he is ajkshf, so gift giving and receiving is a common thing between the two of you. he loves spoiling you, and he loves it when you play with his hair and cuddle with him, although he prefers that the two of you keep those things in private

❧ oswald loves physical touch too! he's a little hesitant at first to give it because he doesn't want to hurt you but after a while he becomes much more comfortable holding you and touching you without hesitation. he loves feeling your touch on him too because it feels so gentle and he's not used to being handled with such care, but he can definitely get used to it lol. he loves that you give him gifts too, but he can feel a little awkward receiving them as he's not used to being spoiled. he for sure keeps every little thing you give him, even if it's just a cool rock you found. he'll decorate the garden and outside of his cabin with things that can bear the weather, and everything else he finds a special place for inside, and he feels bad when he runs out of room and immediately tries to rearrange things to make everything fit. he's not great at giving gifts in return, but he feels he should do at least something in return, even if you insist he needn't do anything. this is where his acts of service love language comes in; he thanks you by making you tea or growing you some flowers, but he'll also keep his eye out for any cool rocks or plants to give to you in return

❧ your dislikes in a relationship is what made this decision a little difficult cuz pretty much every character made assumptions about mc when they first arrived in nightmare. mikael was one of the last ones to get rid of those assumptions, but when he did he seemed to change his tune completely. oswald was more quick to lose the assumptions as his main reason for pushing mc away was so he wouldn't harm them

❧ mikael is more on the quiet side for sure, but i feel like the two of you could have some decent conversations to fill in the silence. he's always asking for a story, and of course he can tell some in return! he's definitely prone to comfortable silence and has a habit of not speaking unless prompted or he has something to say, basically he's not good at small talk. this doesn't mean he won't talk at all though, it's just less than others would. strangely enough, i don't think he would be a dry texter. he probably wouldn't use emojis frequently, but he's got a sarcastic sense of humor and quick wit that keeps y'all's text convos spicy

❧ oswald isn't super quiet, so you don't have to worry about him straight up not talking ever. he'd be good at small talk and also has several stories to tell; it's very easy to talk to and with him. as for texting, i could see him texting kind of like a dad or an uncle: capitalization, fragment sentences separated by periods, quite a few typos and autocorrect mistakes cuz of his big fingers. it doesn't often take him long to respond tho, and he never sends one word responses. he'd send a lot of pictures of his plants and i feel like kurt would also steal his phone to send terrible pictures of oswald. his texting conversations are never dry and boring, but they aren't like super interesting and funny either; it's very average but in a good way

❧ the whole allergic to bees thing would only be a problem with oswald lol cuz of his garden. he'd make sure to keep you away from where the flowers grow when it's bee and pollination season so that you don't get stung. he'd also check the outside of his cabin and the wood objects in the surrounding area regularly for bee hives so that he can get rid of it and keep you safe

❧ lawyer is an interesting career path!! idk if you're still pursuing it, but i assume it means you love a good debate and have a good sense of justice. mikael would be a good person to have debates with, he's very educated and has a lot of interesting viewpoints and loves learning more about how you see things. friendly debates are another thing the two of you use to talk other than just telling stories. i feel like the two of you would make a list and whenever you're bored you'll take turns selecting a topic and have a debate about it for fun :)