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[poorlittlegreenie13]

Greenie's Masterlist — Come & join the party <3

About Me:

Hi! My name is Greenie, which is a reference from David Bowie's song The Jean Genie which has the lyric "Poor little Greenie" in it.

I'm a 20-something lesbian virgo, triple earth sign, eternal-student, Donna Tartt enthusiast, 90's alt rock enthusiast, record-collector, & fic writer <3.

This blog doesn't have a specific theme... I go wherever the muses take me. Below you'll find links to & descriptions of all of my fics sorted by fandom.

Link to my AO3

Stories:

The Bear:

Rules For (fake) Dating an Italian 🇮🇹 - Sydney/Carmy. Complete, WC: 100K.

WANTED: Female, aged 20-30, to be my date for Christmas eve dinner with my Italian family. Must be willing to eat my mom’s cooking. No physical intimacy required. No strings attached—I will drive you home after. 4pm-10pm, 12/24. Salary negotiable. Call Carmen: (773) 555-0901.

OR: The one in which Sydney just needs a job, and Carmy will die before he proves Richie right.

Yellowjackets:

Wretched Things 🔥 - Jackie/Shauna, Taissa/Van, Lottie/Natalie. Complete, WC: 260K

It’s been five years since Shauna Sadecki volunteered for Jackie Taylor at the Reaping and won the 45th Hunger Games. Now, at the second annual Quarter Quell, everyone who has been previously Reaped is eligible to be thrown back into the arena. That includes former best friends Lottie and Natalie, and former lovers Van and Taissa.

(aka, me offering up another Yellowjackets Hunger Games AU)

The Killing of a Sacred Doe 🦌 - Lottie/Natalie, Jackie/Shauna, (minor Tai/Van, minor Natalie/Shauna). In progress.

|| Inspired by The Secret History by Donna Tartt || (but can be read without having read TSH)

By every metric that matters, Natalie Scatorccio should not have been admitted to Wiskayok Conservatory for The Arts. She didn’t have the test scores, or the tuition money, or any particular talent or ambition that might have made her a promising asset for a conservatory to acquire. She did have a drinking problem, a dead father, and no other option. So sure, why not art school? It was better than rehab. Or jail. 

let the light in 🖤 - Van/Taissa. Complete, WC: 5k.

“Take me home, please, Van.”

Taissa’s words are soft. Not a question, just a destination. They have always been heading here.

(Post finale getting-back-together fic)

Six of Crows / Shadow & Bone:

angelum mortis amo 🪽 - Jesper/Wylan. Complete, WC: 45k.

Jesper and Wylan are both hitmen from rival gangs. Wylan tries to kill Jesper. It goes about as well as you might expect.

(Featuring crazy-in-love Wylan Van Eck, flirting-at-gunpoint Jesper Fahey, and mob boss Kaz Brekker).

Show Me Yours 🐦‍⬛ - Jesper/Wylan. Complete, WC: 20k.

Wylan's past abuse hovers over him like a shadow. Jesper's gambling addiction binds him like a chain. But as they grow closer, it turns out secrets can melt like ice in the right kind of warmth.

(A character study of TV show-Wylan & Jesper & the way their backstories could factor into the progression of their relationship).

Stranger Things:

Star Star ✨ - Steve/Eddie (minor Chrissy/Robin). Complete, WC: 93K.

Rock band AU in which Robin, Eddie, Jonathan, Nancy, and Chrissy play in a band, and Steve has no choice but to hang out with the most annoying frontman in the world, Eddie Munson. Things escalate when they're forced to pretend they're in a relationship.

Modern AU, fake-dating (kind of).

I Buried a Hatchet (it's coming up lavender) 🪓 - Robin/Nancy (minor Steve/Eddie). Complete, WC: 60K.

Vecna nearly killed Robin before Nancy could take him out for good. Luckily, Robin's too stubborn to die, and Nancy's too stubborn to let her. Nursing her back to health, Nancy soon begins to question the feelings that almost losing Robin awoke in her.

In which Nancy has to do everything herself, compulsory heterosexuality is a bitch, and Robin Buckley is more charming than she thinks she is.

Harry Potter / Marauders:

Burn, Pine, Perish 🎶 - James/Regulus (minor Sirius/Remus). Complete, WC: 33k.

Sirius' family has magically forbidden him from dating anyone until Regulus finds a suitable pureblood partner. The problem is, Sirius is in love with a certain werwolf, and Regulus' romantic inclinations remain a mystery.

James, a pureblood, is nothing if not eager to help a friend.

AKA - A '10 Things I Hate About You' AU in which James attempts to woo Regulus so Sirius can have a chance with Remus.

Lonely Bones 🦴 - Draco/Hermione. Incomplete, on indefinite hiatus, I'm sorry, please stop asking me when I'm going to finish it, your guess is as good as mine, final answers is... sometime, probably, maybe?

Hermione Granger can't sleep. Draco Malfoy can't walk. The war is over, but it feels like it isn't. Neither of them are happy, but maybe the times together are better than the times apart. 

Draco is cursed in the battle of Hogwarts with unhealable bone fractures. Hermione is in desperate need of money to bring her parents back from Australia, and when Narcissa offers her a job attempting to cure Draco, she has no choice but to take it.

A League of Their Own:

It's Rotten Work 💐 - Jess/Lupe. Complete. WC: 10K.

Nobody's ever taken care of Jess McCready.

Not until she met Lupe García, anyway.

(In which Jess is oblivious, Lupe is romantic, and both of them are a little bit confused.)

Devour What's Truly Yours 🏴‍☠️ written in collaboration with the lovely @somebodytoundress - Jess/Lupe. Complete, WC: 37K.

Lupe Garcia had planned to go down with her pirate ship when it was raided by Spanish soldiers one dreadful night. Bleeding out on the deck, she accepted her fate—until an infamous ghostly captain with no name and a haunting face rescued her from the burning ship and nursed her back to health. With no ship, no crew, and no fortune, the solution is clear for Lupe. She‘s going to kill this captain and take over her crew so she may return to ruling the seas. And she’s definitely not going to fall in love with her.

Simply Elegant 🚬 - Jess/Lupe. Complete, WC: 7K.

Lupe is the most popular jock in school.

Jess is a burnout weed dealer.

Lupe goes to Jess to buy weed for a party, and things progress from there.

Bein' Good Isn't Always Easy ⛪️ - Jess/Lupe. Complete. WC: 32K.

The hottest part of summer, working in a guitar shop in the heart of Texas, Jess has the worst sunburn of her life. And she has the hots for the preacher’s daughter. She’s not sure which is worse.

Sing Me to Sleep 🌃 - Jess/Lupe. Complete. WC: 5K.

Lupe's past comes back to haunt her on the anniversary of an important date.

Jess tries to understand. They fall a bit deeper in love.

Slice of life.

Keep Your Electric Eye on Me, Babe ⚡️- Jess/Lupe. Complete. WC: 4K.

Five times Jess caught Lupe's eye when she shouldn't have + one time Lupe did something about it.

Fever With Thy Flaming Youth 🌡️ - Jess/Lupe. Complete. WC: 2.5K.

Estí gets the flu. Jess & Lupe take care of her.

FAQs

Can I translate your fic?

Please ask first! We can discuss details.

Can I bind/print your fic?

As long as it's legal and no one is profiting off of it, go wild, send pictures when you're done!

Why haven't you updated (insert fic)?

Either I lost interest in it for some reason, or I got really excited about something else & intend to return to it, or I have something personal going on & can't write as much. Sorry!

Can I make fan art of your fic?

PLEASE make fan art of my fic. Please send it to me when you're done so I can share it!!!!

[starsechoes]

holds both of your hands in mine

ship w/ me

[soo0hee]

2 1 : 1 0 — KAT — 2 4

Hello and welcome to my 2nd Blog!

If you want to check out my main, it's @hee0soo - where i post mainly about my Ateez boys <33

This one is going to be for my Seventeen boys because i fell into a hole and refuse to leave it lmao

Networks: @k-library @k-labels @k-vanity

Navigation

DMs are open

Requests too

[cougar-crossing]

Azmodeus /among others -19-he/it

🩸 I am a physically non-human shape-shifter vampire (questioning fae turned vampire rn)

🩸 Will post gore and such will not always remember to tag follow at your own discretion

🩸 My main is Dispotatorulzz I'll follow from there

[maybecrot]

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

🕸 About Me.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 My name is Becca/Bec! However, you're free to call me whatever you like! I'm up for any silly nicknames since they're pretty funny.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 I'm 19! (I'd like to believe my mindset is stuck to being 16 due to the pandemic-)

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Bisexual and demiromantic.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 I go by she/her.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 I'm a bookworm in a huge reading slump. Recommendations are always welcomed! (I'm not too picky with books. As long as it has a plot that captures my attention, then I'm all set!

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 A writer and sometimes an artist!

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Basic DNI criteria! If you're a freak (derogatory), I won't hesitate to block you. ^_^

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

🕸 Fandoms.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Monster (still currently watching!)

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Death Note

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Blue Eye Samurai

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 InuYasha

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Hellsing Ultimate

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Fruits Basket

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 JJK (on s2, still currently watching!)

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Saiki K

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Hunter x Hunter

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Girl from Nowhere

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Alice in Borderland

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Black Lagoon

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Black Butler

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Arcane

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Sailor Moon

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Etc! I'm in a lot more fandoms, but this is the gist of my fandoms list! <3

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[missredherring]

I got an interesting ask last night.

Apparently they read "In the Flesh" on AO3 and then came over here to send an anonymous message, saying something along the lines of how dare I put that in the Drive-Away DYKES category, that "some people care about lesbians!" While also taking a pot shot at Pedro Pascal fans.

There's only 2 fanfics for DAD on AO3, so I did delete my fic. I might put it up again once Eddington is a recognized movie choice, idk. I'm not too worried about it; I mainly use AO3 as an... archive for my fic in case something happens to my account here.

I do recognize how that anon could be feeling, if they go to a title wanting to find fic for characters they really liked or that made them feel seen and find something else when there's so little in the first place. Maybe if they care so much they should write some of their own.

There's no need to go about it that way, but anons will anon. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[lacyscabinet]

Hello y'all!! I'm probably closing asks and thoughts along with requests soon!! So if you have something to share with the class go ahead before I close them lmao it sounds like a threath 😭

[i-put-a-jinx-on-you]

been 57 years since i last posted on this account and i didn't plan to post again but i am absolutely entirely obsessed with criminal minds <3 i desperately need criminal minds mutuals 😭 literally i just want people to talk to about criminal minds (mostly spencer reid and penelope garcia)

[devoidaffectu]

Hey bumbleby fam!

I wanted to update those that had also purchased the Bumbleby fanbook and used the site engtb.com

If ya'll did buy through there, pls direct message me on here 🤗

Just wanted to share some info on my purchase and see if those are within the same process I'm going through!

(for anyone else interested in the book, pls hold off until I can confirm with other ppl or see if you can find another way to purchase the book in the mean time.)

As of right now don't use that site, I want to be able to confirm with anyone else that used the site.

[daveys-angel01]

PEOPLE INTERACT WITH ME PLEASE I NEED FRIENDS

[somatheking]

I love your blog but I am scared to roleplay with you.

Well I really hope this doesn't apply to my patients too, because lately my office has been rather quiet.

Am I that intimidating?

Rest assured, anon, I don't bite. However, I make no promises in regards to poison.

[princeragu]

how do you make friends and connections on here? nothing weird but I'm bored and sticking my toes in. i'm friendly I swear just say hi lmao

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

[bluepandadraws-log]

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