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how are we feeling gamers?
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lunavrse · 8 months ago
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WHAT YOU HEARD
LANDO NORRIS
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summary ★ : streets are saying yn finally broke up with her loser boyfriend and guess who couldn't be happier? if you guessed lando, you'd be wrong, it's actually her (but lando's a really close second).
category ★ : smau.
notes ★ : disregard all times and dates, they don't matter. all spelling mistakes are intentional. with that out of the way, finally someone other than charles even though i still have like 2 drafts for him that i need to finish. ntm on the banner and article 😶‍🌫️. when you get to the hello kitty reactions pls just scroll💀 it was funny when i made it but now it's just... and i cba to remove it. sorry this is so short 🙏.
part 2
yn_ln added to their story.
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user00: oooh, girl's night????
user01: love seeing my fav wags out and about
user02: what happened to your foot? hope you're okay🫶
yourfriend: lils on her phone probably texting alex🙄 they make me sick w how cute they are
user03: y'all look so good🥴
user04: I just know that club's hot as satan's arsehole, how do you look so good? what's your secret🎤
alex_albon: please bring my girlfriend back in one piece🙏
yn_ln: nah, she's my girlfriend now😪
user05: no ezra? break up abeg
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maxfewtrell replied to your Close Friends story : did you forget she's on your cf
landonorris: do you think i'm stupid? obviously i removed her before posting this
maxfewtrell: so you do have a working brain cell🤗 congrats🎉
monaspencer replied to your story : wasteman is hilarious but deserved.
alex_albon replied to your Close Friends story : may your efforts fail 🤞🙏
landonorris: WOW🤣🤣
alex_albon: nothing personal mate🤷‍♂️
landonorris: WDYM nothing personal, you're literally cursing me😒
randomfriend replied to your story : VINDICATION!!! i knew you couldn't read🥳
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alex_albon replied to your Close Friends story : why did he have to be such a simp, now i owe lily and mona money
yn_ln: you're a millionaire, you can afford it, so suck it up king👑🫶🏽
monaspencer replied to your Close Friends story : you just made me 200€ richer😘
yn_ln: i actually don't want to know...
lilymhe replied to your Close Friends story : now alex owes mo and i money, thank you🙏🏻
yn_ln: glad to be of service?
landonorris replied to your Close Friends story : i wonder who that handsome guy is
yn_ln: some stray i found wandering around and out of the goodness of my heart, i decided to bring into my home
landonorris: you're not funny
yn_ln: then why were you laughing at all my jokes earlier?
landonorris: i was laughing at how bad they were😕
yn_ln: sure...
charles_leclerc replied to your story : tangled on a date? how romantic
yourfriend replied to your Close Friends story : this doesn't look very "im done w yt men" 🤔
yn_ln: you're in my business, don't do that😁
yourfriend: but it's so interesting 🥴
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⤷ end note ‧ ★ : made a cute lil divider so hopefully it distracts you from everything else😋. honestly this took so long bc i was mostly working with vibes, no writing, no thoughts, just vibes. i don't know how some of y'all are so fast, like you guys amaze me, my goal is to just get more than 1 smau per month out. also i will no longer be writing for charles leclerc bc someone said he looked like noah schnapp and i can't unsee it 💀💀 gonna have to change the drafts🥲
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larluce · 7 months ago
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Arthur and Merlin travel back in time without knowing the other is from the future too AU
Tagging @aceauthorcatqueen , @fallenxjas , @smileytrinity ,@lucifertookmyshoe , @an-entity-i-think , @thecornerofbelu , @griffonskies , @odinjm , @cinnabon-sweetroll-tiramisu , @thelady-mary , @bennedict , @nightninjaboy , @st8-of-grace , @star-rie , @error-username-not-available , @dogberryrowan , @jamieweasley13 , @tansyuduri , @tercais , @robynnemrys , @evadne01 , @serasvictoria02 , @hairdryerducks , @hopeaha Sorry for the delay, my college classes started and this fragment turned out to be quite long. I hope you enjoy it.
LINKS TO THE OTHER PARTS OF THIS AU HERE: PART 1 , PART 2 , PART 3 , PART 4 , PART 5 , PART 6 , PART 7 , PART 8 , PART 9 , PART 10 , PART 11 , PART 12 , PART 13 , PART 14 , PART 15 (You're here) , PART 16
In "To kill a king"
Gwen's father, Tom, consorting with Tauren.
Tom: (exclaims, after Tauren turned lead into gold with the mage stone) Gold!
Tauren: (smiles evily) Pure priceless gold. Yours, blacksmith, if you keep your mouth shut.
Tom: I don't think that's going to be possible.
Tauren: (confused) What?
Arthur: (Enters with guards suddenly) Seize him!
Tauren: (Tries to scape, but he trips and is quickly surrounded. He turns to Tom, furious) You! You set me a trap!
Arthur: It was me actually. (turns to Tom) Well done, Tom.
Tom: Anytime, sire.
Tauren: (yells while he's taken outside) You'll pay for this! All of you! (is taken away by the guards)
Arthur: Tom, you put yourself at great risk by agreing to participate in this ambush. Your service to the crown won't go unrewarded.
Tom: (bows, grateful) Being of service to you is enough reward for me, sire.
Gwen: (enters, crying) Dad! (goes to hug him)
Tom: Gwen! (hugs her inmediatly) What are you doing here? I told you not to come! It's dangerous!
Gwen: And you expected me to just wait until you came back of your suicidal mission?! If something had happenened to you I couldn't bare it.
Arthur: (smiles, glad he could save Gwen the pain of losing her father) You didn't come alone, did you? (calls out) Merlin!
Merlin: (comes out of his hidden place and goes to Arthur, smiling not at all guilty) Someone had to have your back. (thinking) And make sure Tauren didn't scape.
Arthur: (perfectly knowing it was Merlin who made Tauren trip) As if you could. (calls out again) Lancelot?
Lancelot: (comes out of his hidden place and aproaches too) Someone had to look after them. (pointing at Gwen and Merlin).
Arthur: (sighs again and calls out again) Morgana?
Morgana: (comes out of her hidden place and aproaches too, in anger) You put my friend's father in danger and you expect me not to make sure you didn't get him killed?
Arthur: I know you weren't fond of this plan, but there was no other way to capture Tauren. And look, everything turn out alright.
Morgana: And now Gwen and her father are in the crosshairs of a whole group of renegade sorcerers!
Arthur: The king agreed put guards at their house, they won't be unprotected.
Morgana: They wouldn't need protection if you hadn't involved them in the first place!
Gwen: My lady, (puts a hand on her arm) it's fine. We knew what we were getting into and you know I'm not defenseless. I know how to use a sword.
Morgana: (calms down and smiles at her) You sure do. (turns to Arthur) You better put the best guards at their disposal.
Arthur: They already have one. (turns to Lancelot) Will you protect them?
Lancelot: With my life!
Gwen: (blushes at Lancelot devotion and smiles)
Merlin: Arthur, (gives him the mage stone he just picked up) Tauren dropped this.
Tom: Is what the sorcerer used to turn lead into gold.
Arthur: (serious) They're going to come after this.
Time skip. In the dungeons. Morgana goes to Tauren's cell.
Tauren: The king's ward. (laughs dryly) What brings you here? Do you rejoice in our misery too?
Morgana: (gets close) I don't rejoice in anyone's misery. Even yours, that almost got an innocent man killed.
Tauren: So you're here to lecture me?
Morgana: (gets closer and whispers) Allies can appear in unexpected places (puts a key in his hand). Good luck. (leaves)
Tauren: (very confused, but smirks to himself)
Time skip. Tauren scapes from the dungeons and is running away being followed by knights. Morgana appears dressed in a cape riding a horse, picks him up and they flee together. Once they left the knights behind they make a stop in the woods.
Tauren: (gets off the horse, suspicious) Why are you helping me? Is this a trap?
Morgana: If it was, it would be a very poor one. (gets off the horse too) Look, I'm not delighted to see you either, but I needed to scape from Uther and you're the best option I have.
Tauren: But you're his ward.
Morgana: (raises her voice, suddenly scared) I won't be when he finds out what I am!
Tauren: (realises, surprised) You're a sorceress.
Morgana: (nods, shy and her eyes water) I didn't want too, I didn't choose this! But I keep having these visions in my dreams and hearing voices in my head. I didn't want to believe it but then a made some vase explode with my mind and I... (she trembles and cries) I don't want to be a mosnter! I don't want to die!
Tauren: (puts a hand in her shoulder, gently) Magic is not something you should fear, my dear. Is a gift, you're special. The only monster here is the murderer the calls himself king.
Morgana: (snifs) I know. (sadness turns into fury) For years I've seen him kill thousands of innocents while I could only watch. But I don't want to be useless anymore. I want to fight.
Tauren: (still a little distrustful) How can I be sure you're really on our side?
Morgana: (pulls the magic stone out of her pocket and gives it to him) Do you believe me now?
So Tauren brings morgana to his hidden place with all his followers. She intruduces herself, explains her situation and they accept her. With the king's ward now on their side, now they can plan their next move.
Morgana: I really don't want to come back.
Tauren: It's for the best. It won't be long before Uther sends search parties after you. Don't worry. You won't have to suffer his tirany anymore if everything goes as planned.
Morgana: WHEN averything goes as planned. (she smiles and kisses his cheek) Thank you. For accepting me. (gets on her horse) Goodbye.
Tauren whatches Morgana in awe before going back to his camp. He smiles triunfanly. Tomorrow Uther will finally die.
Time skip. Morgana makes a stop in the woods and meets Arthur, Merlin and group of knights.
Arthur: (greets Morgana) Did they fall for it?
Morgana: (smiling) It was easy as cake.
Flashback
Arthur, Uther and Morgana in a room, planning strategies.
Uther: It's very risky.
Arthur: I know. But it's the only way.
Uther: We could wait for them to attack Tom's place to captured them. If they're really going after the stone-
Arthur: But they won't send all of them. Especially with their leader captured. With this plan we can finally find all of them and kill them once and for all.
Uther: (smiles, proudly) You're right. So, who are you going to assign this important task to?
Arthur: I'm still working on it.
Uther: A servant perhaps?
Arthur: No, Tauren is no fool. He knows a servant can be easily hired or ordered to do stuff. He'll know it's a trap for sure.
Morgana: And if it was someone who is nobelty? Someone that can't be paid or order to do stuff because they're too close to the king? Someone like his ward?
Arthur: (concerned) Morgana...
Morgana: (determined) I can do it.
Uther: Absolutly not. It's dangerous!
Morgana: I know how to fight! If I can convince him that I'm on his side-
Uther: (raises his voice, sternly) No, Morgana. End of discussion.
Morgana: (leaves enraged)
Arthur: (sighs as he watches her leave and turns to his father) I'll talk to her later. Make her see sense.
Uther: Good luck with that.
Time skip. In Morgana's chambers. Morgana is siting on her bed and Arthur knocks the door.
Arthur: (opens the door slightly) Can I come in?
Morgana: As if you have to ask.
Arthur: (enters) He only worries about you, you know? I do too.
Morgana: I'm not helpless. For once I'm trying to help. I'm trying to support his absurd cause and he doesn't let me.
Arthur: (sits next to her) You don't really support him though. You don't support any of this.
Morgana: There's a reason Tauren and his men got to this point. Uther started this by killing all sorcerers indiscriminately. He brought this on himself!
Arthur: I know. I don't share his ideas on sorcerers either.
Morgana: (in disbelief) Really?
Arthur: Yes!
Morgana: And yet you're organising this slaughter.
Arthur: Because these sorcerers did do harm. It doesn't matter that my father wronged them first. They must to be stopped.
Morgana: Because they are evil sorcerers?
Arthur: No, just because they're evil. Nothing more.
Morgana: (softens her expression, a bit hopeful) You really don't believe all sorceres are evil?
Arthur: I did help you save that druid boy, didn't I?
Morgana: But... You never spoke up and always followed Uther's orders blindly.
Arthur: Because I had to, not because I wanted to. And you speak up more than enough for the both of us.
Morgana: Well it would have helped me for you to speak up for me there.
Arthur: I agree that you could easily fool Tauren. It wouldn't be hard for him to believe you don't share the king's ideas despite being the king's ward since that's already true anyways. But I also agree with my father that it's too dangerous for you.
Morgana: Wouldn't it be for anybody?
Arthur: You're the king's ward.
Morgana: So it's only okay to endanger others if they are not nobelty, isn't it?
Arthur: (sighs) You still don't forgive me for using Gwen's father.
Morgana: Will you forgive me easily if I used Merlin for something like that?
Arthur: ...
Morgana: Let me help. You'll be leading the ambush, Uther doesn't have to know I was involved. Please.
Arthur: (sighs longly) I'm going to regret this.
Morgana: Yes! (hugs him) Thank you!
End of flashback
The ambush is a success. Arthur and the knights kill Tauren and all his followers, leaving a pool of blood behind. It helped that the mage stone Morgana gave to Tauren was actually a replica Merlin helped made.
Arthur: (thinking, while looking at the corpses coldly) 285.
Morgana: (horrified at Arthur's display and guilty because despite knowing they were evil, these people were like her and accepted her)...
Merlin: (overwhelmed, but mostly concerned) Arthur?
Arthur: Lets go. (leaves)
Morgana: (to Merlin) Has he always been like this when he... does this kind of missions?
Merlin: (trying to reassure Morgana, but mostly himself) Yeah... It's... it's normal (thinking) But he has never been this numb while killing people before…
And they leave in an uncomfortable silence.
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violetmuses · 1 month ago
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Crest - A. Aretas ❤️‍🩹
Title: Crest - A. Aretas ❤️‍🩹
Fandom: “Bad Boys” Film Universe
Character: Armando Aretas
Paring: Armando Aretas + Female Reader
Main Storyline: You meet Armando Aretas for the very first time.
Tag List: @yassbishimvintage @nobodygetsza @peaxhygirl @superstar-t20 @adoresmiles @klssngss @deja-r @hyper-trash-panda @amethyst-loves-bucky @planetblaque @sweettea-and-honeybutter @lovedlover @xjjawsomex @readingisahobby @kindofaintrovert @nelo0wesker 🏷
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2024
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While previous criminal Armando Aretas escaped law enforcement, hiding for survival kept moving along until life circled right back to Miami, Florida.
Miracles still pulled through when Armando even booked this flight without facing drama. One wrong move could lock grounding handcuffs.
When Aretas finally boarded this red-eye plane and drifted by shadows, someone took the window seat.
Securing luggage overhead, you sat down without realizing who joined this row as well.
Exhaustion should've helped during this late hour, but Armando quietly noticed your presence.
As your body shaped this hopefully comfortable outfit, you've styled your hair and held this “new” manicure, clearly planning something while traveling to the vibrant lanes of South Beach.
You look so pretty. Armando thinks. Butterflies almost swarmed within like the movies.
Ignoring various devices as others welcomed that flight, you take out this book and start reading from one of the bookmarked pages.
Even your focus caught his intrigue, but Armando moved on, trying to sleep until further notice.
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Several hours later, you gently nudged that random hoodie stranger when other passengers gave enough room for everyone else to leave.
“Sorry, but we need to go.” You whispered to avoid startling this guy.
“Oh, shit, my bad.” Slightly accented English rasped near your direction when Armando pulled away from slumber.
Stepping near the aisle for your exit, Aretas tried waking up even more to face the upcoming terminal hustle. Drifting again offered freedom.
“Thanks.” With luggage prepped, you stood in front of Armando and bid farewell near the crew, heading down this tunnel while greeting Miami.
“You're welcome.” Armando nodded without smiling to avoid those rattled butterflies.
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Finally standing in that large-scale airport terminal, you quickly noticed that your window seat partner looked confused.
He's wearing sunglasses and took off that hoodie, wearing this black tank top despite the heat that raged outdoors.
“Damn.” Armando gritted his teeth upon realization.
“What's wrong?” You questioned.
“My ride’s not here yet.” Aretas nearly frowned at this point. “I'm waiting for somebody.”
“Don't worry. Traffic’s crazy often.” You tried helping again “What car are you looking for?”
“911 Turbo.” Aretas stepped closer and pointed toward his bargained cell phone.
“The Porsche?” You smiled.
“Yeah.” Armando nearly chuckles as your face keeps lighting up.
“Have fun.” You turned in the opposite direction this time as one vehicle service car pulled up and brought your path elsewhere.
And just like that, you disappeared to leave Aretas by himself.
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“Sorry I'm late, man.” Lowrey drove the classic Porsche and rolled toward one curb as Armando joined this passenger seat. “Traffic was crazy.”
“It's okay” Aretas wouldn't argue, especially in public.
“How was your flight?” Lowrey asked.
“Good. I'm still tired, though.” Aretas offered his truth.
“We'll be at the house soon. Let's get out of here first.” Mike steered away, prepared for this new role.
****
Mike's wife Christine, an experienced physical therapist, stood on this porch when the car arrived.
“Hello.” Welcoming both men into the house, Christine smiled once more.
“He's home, babe.” Mike gestured near Christine and Armando.
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“I'm glad.” Christine nearly giggled, but waves as Armando planned to rest.
After taking this much-needed shower, very few belongings rounded the pleasant space when Aretas organized essentials for himself.
“You kept the shirt.” Mike chuckled back in the kitchen.
“Oh…” Aretas glanced down. Lowrey realized that Armando wore that Bud Light t-shirt from their previous McGrath mission.
“What happened? I missed a lot.” Christine sat down at this table.
“We found some clothes while running from authorities.” Mike rolled both eyes while making his plate.
“These random people camped with shotguns and we almost died.” Armando pulled details for once. “Burnett wouldn't stop talking.”
“Oh, no!” Christine almost gasped this time around.
“Don't stress out.” Mike still knew better. “Let's talk about something else.”
“Good point.” Christine understood more often than not. “Did anything special happen on your flight, Armando?”
“Not really. I slept most of the time.” Aretas continued to speak.
“Fair enough.” Christine nodded as peace settled in the home.
*****
By the early afternoon, Armando started checking this guest bedroom window.
“What's going on?” Both Mike and Christine joined Aretas.
“Somebody's moving in.” Armando described one moment as this U-HAUL truck parked across the street.
“You think something’s wrong?” Mike glanced near Armando just in case.
“No. Just curious.” Aretas stepped back from the window and returned downstairs to think.
Regardless, Mike and Christine would still follow Aretas.
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With each passing second, curiosity nagged more and more. “I'll be right back.” Aretas stood from this patio chair after sitting outdoors with Mike.
“Ay, where you going?” Mike arched his brow, definitely puzzled.
Ignoring Mike once again, Aretas guided the walk right back around and located that new driveway. Even music echoed inside this house.
Still taking this chance, Armando finally rang this doorbell.
Before long, the music would stop playing moments later.
When the door opened, Aretas nearly froze this time.
“Hi.” You smiled at him.
“Hey.” Revealing his slightly accented English once more, Aretas knew that butterflies swarmed as this return.
“What's your name?” You offered this question and didn't fear possibilities.
“Armando.” Aretas couldn't hide the truth anymore because Mike waited somewhere right now.
“I knew it. Recognized you on the plane, but I didn't want to frighten everybody.” You cleared your throat and grounded reality.
For quite some time, headlines and rumors scattered news about this dangerous man.
“I've cleared my name and Mike Lowrey set me up with the police department. You don't have to be scared anymore.” Armando explained his new opportunity.
“How can I trust you?” You crossed both arms while standing on the porch.
“I won't hurt you, okay? We live right across the street.” Aretas pointed backward. “I'm staying with Lowrey and his wife now.”
“Hold on. Is Detective Lowrey really your father? I keep hearing things.” For a moment, you glanced around just in case.
“Yeah.” Armando revealed.
After facing questions or encountering different secrets over time, Detective Mike Lowrey would take responsibility as Armando's biological father.
“Fine.” You dropped the subject.
“I saw that U-HAUL truck earlier.” Aretas refused more personal questions. “Do you still need help?”
“No thank you.” You welcomed the gesture, but declined. “I just took a break while unpacking and ordered some food.”
“Cool, but why travel by plane if you moved here?” Armando squinted.
“I flew with my luggage to avoid some long road trip.” You nearly rolled both eyes. Driving would've prolonged so much this time around.
Just before Armando could ask you more questions, another voice called out.
“Yo, what are you doing?” Detective Mike Lowrey corrected Aretas.
“We're talking.” Armando leveled words as he noticed his estranged father.
“I'm so sorry. Excuse us.” Lowrey took charge despite apologizing to you.
“Of course.” You nodded.
Given no other option, you watch Armando and Mike leave your house.
_____
“Listen to me.” Back home, Mike whispered in this hall. “Law enforcement cleared your name, but I'll be damned if we start trouble again because you bother people.”
“She was on my flight last night.” Mentioning you at last, Armando defended himself.
“Let me get this straight: one girl you saw on the plane is our new neighbor?” Mike still questioned your place across the street.
“Yes.” Aretas stopped debating your spot and knew that Christine might hear this argument.
Seconds later, Mike's phone started ringing out of nowhere.
“Shit!” Lowrey cringed toward the caller ID for once.
“What's up?” All jokes aside, Armando seemed puzzled and concerned.
“I forgot that Marcus would visit for dinner tonight.” Mike revealed the truth.
Fuck! Aretas immediately casted both eyes toward the ceiling and prepared himself.
_____
“Marcus, don't start crying, all right?” Mike welcomed his best friend Marcus Burnett into the house.
“What the hell are you talking about?” Marcus scrunched his face behind glasses. “I'm just having dinner with you and Christine. What's going on?”
“Turn the corner.” Mike walked toward that living room with Marcus.
“Who's sitting on your couch, man?” Frustrated, Marcus couldn't understand the point yet.
Shutting down this game console, Armando stood from the couch.
“Ah, shit! Why didn't you tell me, Mike?” Burnett finally realized everything. “Nephew’s back!”
“Don't hug Armando, Marcus.” Mike gently warned his brother again.
“All right. Let's eat. ” Settled, Marcus calmed down his recovered heart and joined dinner.
******
The next day, you wake up hearing that doorbell first. Sunlight just illuminated this morning.
Finally pulling yourself together, you headed downstairs and checked the new RING Camera.
Two figures waited on the porch.
“Hi.” You welcomed Armando Aretas and Christine Lowrey into your home.
“Sorry for being so early.” Christine arrived with meals. “We had leftovers for dinner and I even plated breakfast for you.”
“Thank you so much.” You accepted generosity and led Christine towards the kitchen.
Armando trailed in silence as you and Christine organized items.
“Mike's at the police station, but we wanted to apologize for what happened last night.” Christine knew the drama on your porch.
“I appreciate it.” You smiled and felt thankful once more.
“Of course. I'll give you two privacy.” Christine gestured near you and Armando, stepping back outside.
_______
“Sorry. Marcus showed up last night.” Armando nearly scoffed.
“Lowrey's partner?” You questioned placements just to be sure.
“He's dramatic.” Aretas offered the truth regardless.
“That's funny.” You laughed. “Did you take the day off or something?”
“Yeah.” Armando nodded. “It'd be dumb to ignore what happened last night.”
“Is everything okay?” You somehow checked on this stranger.
“We're good. Don't worry.” Armando only grinned for a second and planned to leave.
“All right. Thanks for the food.” Your voice expressed gratitude for so many reasons.
“You're welcome.” Regrettably, Armando walked away, but still respects limitations.
****
Ever since Christine stopped by your house with meals, Armando visited you on a regular basis.
“Finally left the house?” You noticed Aretas leaving this coffee shop.
“Very funny. What are you doing?” Wearing sunglasses on top of his short hair, Aretas flirted this time.
“Nothing.” You've held another book to read this morning.
“See you later.” Glancing over his shoulder, Armando winked toward you and left.
No longer playing around, you'll exchange phone numbers tonight.
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delphi-shield · 1 month ago
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Variations on a Theme
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Claire Redfield x Leon Kennedy wc: ~2.6k post-vendetta, pre-death island. short fic that wouldnt leave me alone so i had to write it down. might write a continuation. happy sept. 30th, i miss my babies. dividers from @/adornedwithlight
summary: Sherry organizes a memorial service; Claire and Leon try to put aside their grief to mourn the way she does.
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The call comes through at 11 PM the night before. Leon ignores most calls to his personal cell after nine, but for Claire, he makes an exception.
She never calls without purpose. Not anymore. There had been nights in the past when it had been anything and everything and the nothing in between that had kept them up until early hours of the morning. Calls crammed between operations and meetings, voicemails that still haunted his inbox. They had been better at this once.
The small talk hadn't been so stilted and forced like it was now. No ‘hey, I saw that report on Bali - was that you?’ because Claire would have known. He would have told her everything – or mostly everything. Leon would have redacted the parts that could get her into trouble. He'd leave out hostage scenarios gone wrong, spare her the inequity of his work even though she's sure to find out on her own.
Somewhere along the way, he'd started redacting so many details that his recountings had boiled down to ‘I'm glad to be back’. Somewhere along the way, Claire had stopped pressing for more.
Claire doesn't bother feigning interest in his last operation this time. She doesn't need to - TerraSave already put out a statement condemning the outcome.
She's good at small talk, always has been better at people than him. Conversation flows from her, connections come easy. He'd always admired that about her. Now, though, she's floundering. His short, to the point answers have her at a loss. That's new. Usually it just pisses her off.
“What’s going on, Claire?” he asks for the second time in their short conversation.
She lapses into silence. Redfield family trait - they love to go quiet on you when they've been found out. Like they're waiting for you to move on - like you'll forget if they just don't acknowledge it.
“Sherry's organized this memorial service,”  Claire finally broaches. “For - y'know. I think it would mean a lot to her if you were there.”
Dread weighs heavy in his stomach. Of course he knows. He's been dreading this kind of thing since Terragrigia, since the gritty details of bioterrorism had been shoved in the average American's home. It's not hard to put two and two together, to realize what the Raccoon City incident had been. Maybe the public would never know the full extent, the involvement of the government, but there's footage of a hunter on LiveLeak, for fuck's sake. You could cover this shit up in the 90's, but they hadn't been on top of things when the century had turned, when more information than ever had been pumped to the general populace. Now it was like sticking a bandaid on a hemorrhaging wound.
He didn't think it would be one of their own who did this, who dredged up Raccoon City's bloated corpse and put it on display. He thought some well-meaning intern, some politician looking for a bump in numbers, trying to seem empathetic might pull this stunt – but one of their own?
He can't tell if it's a dim sense of betrayal that's twisting his gut into knots or if it's anger. He's carefully curated his life to avoid this. The month of September is his memorial. He doesn't need the cameras, the spotlight - he doesn't need other people sobbing out their grief right next to him, not when he keeps his tight to his chest.
Jesus. Sherry couldn't have asked him herself? Not in person, God no – but sent him a calendar invite or emailed him a flier - something that would give him plausible deniability. Something he could ignore, slide into the recycle bin, claim he never received and curse technology. Sorry, Sherry. All this new technology is just tough for me to keep up with. As if he's not got the latest and greatest in hand at all times.
“Are you going?”
Claire is quiet on the other end of the line.
“It would mean a lot to her.”
Leon snorts. “That's a ‘no’.”
Claire's huff is almost lost through the phone, but he can picture her pout well enough. Lord knows he's the cause more often than not.
It's not just that he hates this kind of thing, or that he's still hot off the heels of Benson's death, that the media could have a field day with him showing up to an event like this. If the wrong people hear about this, they'll all be lambasted as nutjob conspiracy theorists. If the wrong people have found out about this, it could get dangerous fast.
Leon does the only thing he can think to. Deflect.
“She shouldn't be doing this shit,” Leon points out. “Raccoon City is still classified.”
He can feel Claire roll her eyes from the other side of the phone. He bites his tongue. Improvement, he thinks. A month ago he would have cut loose, blown this whole conversation up.
“She's not releasing classified info, Leon. It's a memorial.”
“Brass is gonna have a problem with this, and I don't know if I can bail her out.”
“She got it cleared months ago. You'd know if–” Claire stops herself. She's trying, too, he realizes when she swerves around the giant crater that was the way he'd spent a year drinking himself into oblivion. “You’d know if you actually checked your email.”
Damn. She's got him there. Maybe Sherry already tried the calendar invite and the flier. In his mind's eye, she's still 12 years old, ruddy cheeked and gap toothed - clicking clumsily around a computer to make a flier, sending it to him, waiting–
He stops that train of thought, pins the ache in his chest on a recently cracked rib.
“Nobody asks Valentine to go to this shit.”
“Jill's busy.”
“And I'm not?”
“Can you just show up for Sherry?”
“Can't we just take her out for ice cream after or something?”
“She's not–” 
Claire pauses on the other end of the line. Leon's not as good at this as he used to be, can't tell if she stopped herself so she doesn't laugh or so she doesn't snap at him.
Inhale. Shaky exhale. He can hear her struggling not to smile.
“She's not a kid anymore.”
He knows that. Of course he knows that. He's seen her in the field. She’s a powerhouse, full-grown and owning it.
Man up, Kennedy, he thinks. Do it for your girls.
The thought sends a jolt skittering across his skin, raises the hair on his arms. He hasn't thought of them like that in years - not sober, at least.
“I'm not sitting on the stage,” he says firmly.
“Me either.”
“And I’m not giving a speech.”
“I don't think it's a media thing,” Claire says, the way one might try to calm a spooked horse. “She just wanted to do something for people like us. It's gonna be low-key.”
Claire has a very different definition of ‘low-key’ than he does, but he hums all the same.
“All right,” he relents. “Send me the details.”
It doesn't take more than a few seconds for his phone to vibrate. She was ready for that, probably planned on sending it to him whether he said yes or no.
She sounds cheerful, reveling in her victory, when she winds up the call with the promise to see him next week. He can count the times Claire has been happy to see him lately on one hand; when he tosses his phone back to his nightstand, he counts that as a win.
The week flies by as if September 30th couldn't get there quick enough. Usually, the week of the 30th dragged - every hour of every day dedicated to a remembrance of the last normal hours of his life. Mourning is on hold for now - he’s saving it all up for Sherry's big event.
Claire texts him a reminder two days before. He types and retypes a response over and over, and somewhere in the revisions he realizes it's not just about him. She doesn't want to do this either. Not alone.
See you there. Ice cream after.
Leon’s locked in now. He prays for work to run long, for an emergency to crop up that sends him across the country - but the office is quiet. He's grateful not to run into Sherry, grateful that he won't have the chance to open his mouth and ruin things. There will plenty of time for that later.
You promised, he tells himself the morning of, phone in hand, debating on calling in sick. His feet are leaden when he dresses, hands heavy at the wheel of his car. He's in a daze the whole day, barely remembers driving to work. If anyone notices, they don't call him on it. He’s ghosting through another September unseen.
But the end of the day forces him back into his body. He'll be late if he sits in his car any longer. The engine turns over despite his prayers. He promised, he tells himself. He can't make them do this alone.
The park Sherry picked out for the memorial service is close to the office. He could walk, but he's not going to limit his options in case things go south, wants the ability to get in his car and bail. Halfway there, he realizes he's been followed. He stays in his car, watching the suburban in the rearview when they pull in a few spots down. Leon only relaxes when a gaggle of kids burst from the sliding door, run off ahead of their mother.
Claire's waiting for him when he hops out. She leans against her bike. Her hair is down - shorter than he remembers. Her thick jacket thrown over the seat of her bike, leaving her in a black turtleneck and a pair of orange corduroys.
“You know it's not formal, right?”
“I'm coming from work. Cut me some slack.”
Claire laughs, ducking her head. She pushes off of her bike and waves for him to follow. She swishes into the park ahead of him, her steps only faltering until he catches up to her side with a handful of long strides. Side by side like this, there’s enough room to slot Sherry in between them. Wherever she is - probably off playing party planner.
He always thought she’d be good at that. Sherry’s good at making sure people are taken care of, making sure they have what they need. She’s got a quiet sort of intensity that can spook people, sure, but she’s fun and exuberant - she could have had a shot at a real life, if things had been different.
She reserved a little gazebo for the event. White chairs in a handful of neat lines, a little charcoal grill off to the side, picnic table lined with candles and framed photos. It’s sweet, the way she’s done everything up. Probably put hours into this, getting things just so. She’s done a good job, honest.
Leon just can't stop checking every angle. He's braced for the sight of a flash - camera or muzzle, he's not sure which would be worse. Couldn't Sherry have picked somewhere more private? Couldn't she have rented out the basement of some bar, given him an excuse not to show? Sorry, Sherry, I'm working on myself - can't put myself through the temptation.
No. Of course not. She'd probably considered that already. The kid is too considerate for her own good. Rented out a gazebo just so no one had to face their demons.
Claire pauses at a row of chairs, gesturing for Leon to sit. He forgets to smile when he tears his eyes away from a suspicious copse of bushes. His hand ghosts against the small of her back, urging her to go first. He needs to be on the end, needs to be able to get to his feet quick when something happens.
If, he reminds himself. If something happens.
Claire slips into her seat without protest. Maybe the occasion has her feeling off, too. He tries not to read into it.
Leon lets out a low whistle as he sinks into his chair. “There's more people than I thought there'd be.”
“I know,” Claire hums. “Sometimes it feels like we're the only ones.”
How many people had been there? How many had been on the streets, had escaped by the skin of their teeth? How many of these people were here to mourn someone who had wasted away before their time?
His eyes lock onto hands and mouths, tries to match them to ones he sees in his dreams. Teeth snapping, hands teasing at him, pulling him under a writhing mass of rot, ichor spilling into his mouth, choking him.
Claire nudges him, leans closer. Her shampoo wafts across him, the stench of decades old decay that stings his eyes soothed by cherries. Her fingers light on his wrist.
“Still doing ice cream after? I know a place.”
If they were here for anyone else, he'd have grabbed Claire's hand and pulled her out to the parking lot. They'd cut the shit, go get ice cream and pretend things weren't complicated. He'd get butter pecan and Claire would tease him for being basic. Ice cream is a fifteen minute treat, but they'd linger until the parlor closed, until the workers were shooting them dirty looks.
But they're here for Sherry. Leon makes himself smile, mouth thinning.
“Yeah. After.”
People file in, some alone, the same haunted look that he wears well, others with whole families. There's maybe thirty people - small number on paper, but packed in like this makes it feel claustrophobic. He scans the crowd for Sherry again and again, searching for a glimpse of her. Claire’s hand stays on his wrist, heavier now. He wishes he could turn his hand and capture hers. He doesn’t know how to.
“She still comin’?” He murmurs to Claire.
“She better. This is her thing,” she grumbles back. The corner of his mouth lifts in a smirk. He knew she wasn’t all-in on this whole thing.
Before he can call her on it, Sherry beats down the center aisle, clambering up the steps of the gazebo. Leon clicks his tongue, sits a little straighter. There she is, digging Claire out of a moment of weakness once again.
“Thank you all so much for coming,” Sherry starts, shuffling note cards in her hands. 
Claire lets out a coo under her breath. She leans closer, presses against Leon’s arm to whisper, “she’s so nervous. Look.”
Leon doesn’t need to be directed to see the tremble of Sherry’s fingers, but he looks anyway. Public speaking isn’t the issue, he knows that much - it’s got to be the topic.
Leon sits a little taller. He nudges Claire’s knee with his own, a silent ‘watch this’. He coughs into his fist, louder and longer than necessary.
Sherry tracks the sound instinctively. Her eyes light on them in the crowd. The apples of her cheeks bunch up, smile so wide that she's transformed right back into that little girl he knew, that clung to his hand and swung his arm as they walked down the road. Her words trail off, pause long enough to be noticeable but not to be awkward.
“I’m so grateful that each and every one of you have taken the time to come here tonight,” she continues, her eyes lingering on Leon, flitting back to Claire.
There. That’s his good deed for the month.
“You’re buying,” he whispers to Claire once Sherry’s eyes have finally drifted away.
Claire snorts. She pats his arm. He can see it all over her face - yeah, right.
Yeah, right. His girls are gonna burn an ice cream-shaped hole in his wallet by the end of the night.
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manheeiim · 6 days ago
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Nothing Lasts Forever - Phone Number Secured
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It had been a few days since the bonfire night and I had seen JJ nowhere. Maybe I should've been glad after what he'd done with that gun that I didn't even know he had. I just couldn't bring myself to be, though. In fact, JJ hadn't left my mind since that night.
I sat at the small kitchen counter in the small home I shared with my mother and three younger siblings. I watched my mom open the fridge to grab ingredients for dinner before hearing her go, "Shit."
"What?" I asked, wondering what was wrong.
"We ran out of eggs." My mom tells me. "Mind going to the store to get some eggs?" She said more than asked.
"Kind of." I respond, though I get up, knowing I was going to do it anyway.
"That wasn't a question." My mom says.
"I know." I respond before heading to my bedroom, grabbing my wallet, and heading out the door after grabbing the keys to my mother's car. I get in her car and start on my way to the nearest corner store.
When I arrive, I get out of the car and head inside the store. I walk to the fridges and look through them, trying to find the cheapest one. As I'm doing so, I hear a voice saying my name. I looked over and saw, who guessed it, JJ.
"Lucia. What are you doing here?" He asked, walking over to me with a smile.
"Just getting some eggs." I say in a shy tone, the whole gun thing not even on my mind now.
"Looking for the cheapest one?" He asked, already knowing what I was doing.
"Yeah..." I admit a little embarrassed.
"It's these." He says, already knowing which one it was as he opens the fridge and grabs it out for me, handing it to me.
"Thank you." I thank him, giving him a small smile.
"Any day, m'lady." He jokingly says as he follows me to the cashier counter, standing close enough behind me that anyone else would think we were a couple.
I put the eggs on the counter and the cashier scans it before saying my total before I can even take out my wallet to pay for the eggs, JJ takes his wallet out and puts money on the counter.
I look back at him, a little taken aback but extremely thankful, even if it were only a few dollars. The cashier hands him back my change before telling us to have a good day.
"Thank you so much for that." I tell him as we head out of the store.
"It's no problem." He shrugs. "Which car's yours?" He asked and I pointed over at my mom's car making him nod as he walked with me there.
I stand outside the car, the eggs in my hold, as I look up at him.
"Still waiting on that number of yours, you know?" JJ said as he looked down at me with a smirk.
"Oh, right." I shyly say, feeling a little flustered, thinking he'd forgotten about that.
JJ pulls his phone out, "I don't got cell service right now, you know after the storm happened, but, I'll call you soon as I get it back." He tells me and I nod.
He then hands his phone out for me and I type my number in it. I watch as he types "Pretty NY Girl" as the contact name before saving it and shutting his phone off.
"Pretty NY Girl?" I smile at the name he put.
"What? That's what you are." JJ responds in a flirty manner.
"Whatever." I just giggle. "I'll see you around?" I then say.
"You know you will. I'll definitely be seeing you around." JJ said as he saw me going to open the car door but he interjected, opening it and holding it open for me. I get inside the car and put the carton of eggs in the passenger seat before looking at him through the window as he leans down.
"See you around, Lucia." He says.
"Bye, JJ." I smile before turning my car on, watching him walk off, feeling as giddy as a middle school girl who'd just made eye contact with her crush.
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idk if you’ve ever seen death proof by quentin tarantino but in the movie three girls are basically going a on road trip to a lake house and they run into this guy who’s basically been stalking them and he ends up killing then with his car. i was wondering if you could write something like that with ray marcus. but instead of him killing them with his car (or at all) you could maybe do something else.
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It was like every other night, you leave your job, and you just drive. You enjoyed the roads at night, they were clear, they were empty, there was no one out to get in your way, just you and the open road. But tonight, there was something different, as you kinda speed down the road you decide to take a different turn. Wanting to take the longer way around, a car pulls out turning on their lights, keeping his high beams on, it's kind of blinding in your rearview mirror.
You squint a moment and then you move your mirror enough so it's not too troubling. You speed up a bit, but he starts riding your rear end.
"Fuck man, get any closer and you'll need to buy me dinner and pull my hair." you scoff.
As you keep driving you put a little more distance. Checking your mirror, you realize that he's backed off a bit. Letting out a breath you turn your music up, your thumbs strum against the wheel and you begin to sing along. You forget about the driver behind you while you enjoy the empty road.
You had a moment to enjoy the road again, your guard going back down as you press your foot into the pedal a little more. But it wasn't much longer till the highbeams were back to feeling like they were inches away from your vehicle, shining brightly in your rearview mirror. You go to speed up a bit, wanting to put some distance, but your car jerks with another tap at your bumper.
"What the fuck?" You state to yourself as you proceed to speed up again trying to get out of the reach in a matter of a way.
It was a raw moment of adrenaline as he speeds up on you again. You had no clue what was going to happen. One moment you're enjoying your drive, next thing you know you've got someone on your ass from what felt like nowhere. You slow down, maybe he'll speed around you, but no luck. Snarling you look back into your mirror before you motion for him to go around, but that doesn't work.
You try and speed up, but he bumps your car again. Out of instinct you reach your hand out the window and flip him off as you speed off. Okay, probably not the smartest move. Your heart begins to pound. You proceed to put the petal to the metal and try and zoom past so he's no longer behind you, but this straight road was going to possibly be the death of you. Your heart racing, your radio turned down, no cell service.
"FUCK!" you scream and begin to beat on your wheel. "Come on asshole! COME ON! Fuckin' try me!" you snarl.
Like a bat outta hell, he speeds up on you and he pulls up and pulls up enough to fishtail you causing your car to spin into the dirt. Your heart is pounding, your mind is racing, and you don't know whether to fight or freeze. It takes you a moment to respond as your call stalls from the spinning. You hear nothing but a high-pitched buzzing in your ears, unsure of what to think, what to say, and then it hits you, you have to fight.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" you scream out of your slightly opened window.
Getting out of his car he moves to your slightly opened window and looks at you.
"You've ran into my car..." He states
"I ran into your car? Are you fuckin kidding me? What the fuck is wrong with you?!" you snap.
"What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?" He asks.
At this point, you damn well know he's trying to get a rise out of you when he starts to chuckle. You get out of your car and you move to the front of his and you slam on his hood.
"What the fuck are you doin?" He askes you.
"What the fuck are you doin?!" you snap back.
He walks around to the front of his car and you go to run off but he grips the back of your neck and pulls you back to him and he snarls and points to the hood of his car.
"What the fuck was that?" He snarls.
"That?! That was fuckin mild compared to the shit you just pulled!" you go to slap him across the face but he catches your hand and throws it to the side so you shove him instead.
You watch him stumble back a bit but not enough time to get away. You attempt to slap him again.
"I fuckin swear to fuck girl, you go to hit me one more fuckin time..." he snarls.
"What? What the fuck are you gonna do about it?" you push.
"I will have no issue putting you in your fuckin place." He growls.
"Oh? How you gonna do that big boy?" You look over him and you present yourself as if you're going to attack.
He shakes his head. "Bitch I'll have you screaming for this whole desert to hear if you keep it going." He smirked.
"I fuckin dare you. Go ahead... try me." You press.
"You want to get fucked don't you? Girl, I fuck you, you'll be comin back for more."
"I fuckin said try me." you snarl you step forward and throw your hand across his face, making contact the sound of the slap echoed.
He grips your arm and shoves you against the hood of his car, bending you over and grips at your frame before he hikes your hips up and makes quick work of your clothes and grips at you before you realize it, he's shoved himself right between your legs and made himself quite comfortable with you.
You snarl, but fuckin hell, he's packing some serious heat in the below the cock department. Your jaw clenches as he starts to thrust into you with this heated fever. It was this rapid thrusting that caused you to gasp. Gripping the top of the hood of his car you snarl as he continues picking up his pace.
You close your eyes a moment, feeling this anger pulse through you, you jerk your hips back and start to fight but not in the way of getting him off of you, a way of working out your anger.
"Oh there she is... Fight be Darlin' I like it when they fight." He growls through his motions.
Reaching back, you grip at his shirt and pull him to you as you move your hips up and back, as if grinding against him. He reaches for your hands and pulls them behind your back. A snarl escapes you as if hiding your small whimpers.
He picks up on those small whimpers and he starts to thrust harder, thrusting upward he smirks watching your face in the reflection of the windshield. Deeper thrusts causes you to moan a little louder. The moans were nice, but no, this man wanted you to scream.
Did you want to give him that win? No, no you didn't. You snarl and start backing your hips up into him as if fighting back, a low snarl escapes you as he slams his hips against your ass and he lets out another snarl as you moan.
It wasn't until he moved in a different angle that he found that sweet spot and you bite your lip, and your hips buckle.
"That's the spot isn't it Darlin'?" he asks.
You moan a little louder as he continues to thrust. You moan louder as he thrust harder against that sweet spot and there it was, that win. That sweet spot caused you to scream.
"That's it... scream louder for the whole world to know." He mused with a soft chuckle to his voice.
You feel your legs start to shake, your eyes flutter as you feel yourself getting wetter as he rides that spot.
"Fuck!" you moan louder.
"No, scream. Don't fuckin moan. Fuckin scream." He snarled.
You can feel him work you, stretching you at a new angle, and it wasn't long before you were giving him frequent reoccurring back to back screams. It was as if they wouldn't stop pouring from your mouth.
Pulling a little harder, thrusting a little more you feel yourself building to that finish.
"Come on Darlin'. Show me how good of a job I did. Make a mess." He coaxed.
"FUUUUCK!!" your voice echoes across the surface of the surrounding area.
"That's a good girl." He chuckles as he gives a few more needed thrusts before be gives his own finish deep within you, filling you to the bring where you are oozing and snarls.
This moment stuck with you, but he was also right, he won, every night after work, you take the same route, and have the same race, and a much needed finish, damn near tradition at this rate.
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factual-fantasy · 11 months ago
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28 Asks! Wahoo! :DDD
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XD I'm glad you like him! This makes me want to make some lore for the little critter. Some of the other imps and cats have lore, so Armpit should too!.... Starting with giving him a proper name <XDD
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Oooo pretty song! Though I'm not sure what they'd think.. :0 They might just enjoy it in general and not have much thought afterwards <XD
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Google seems to say that that's a scary game, I'm sure they'd be too scared to play <XD
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I feel like what it would take for Bonnie to yell at someone is if they were yelling at him. But even so.. I just don't know if that's how Bonnie is..
Like if say, Monty was really barking at Bonnie for how he's behaving and just shoving everything in his face. I'd like to think that Bonnie would eventually blow and yell back something like "I DON'T CARE" or "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM GOING THROUGH".. Buuuutt at the same time.. Bonnie is mellow and kind by nature.
Seeing Monty yelling.. he might just shut down even more. He's so tired. He's tired of everything. And now Monty's yelling about something and its all just.. so exhausting. It might be easier for Bonnie to just stand there and not say anything and wait for Monty to get it all out of his system and then leave. Fighting back is just gonna make Monty yell more and cause more drama. Bonnie would give up in an argument pretty quickly and just stand there until the other person is done yelling.
And what's Monty gonna do? Push Bonnie around? Bonnie is way heavier and stronger than him. Pushing him/encouraging Bonnie to get physical is just gonna result in Monty flailing about and Bonnie standing stiff as brick.
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I've never seen that movie(..?) before so I cant really say.. But judging by Google images, it looks really cool! And it has a lot of cats in it XD
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I remember them! What a whacky cast of characters :00 My favorite is probably the Monkey XDD
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I've never watched any of the Ghibli movies although I really should 💔
Now considering all the stuff I've heard/seen about those movies.. the food looks delicious, and the lands seem peaceful..?? They all might camp out for a while in one of those worlds and just bask in the peace and quiet.. 😌
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XDD Hey I see that digital circus reference!
Although they didn't have any rides like that fortunately, and STAFF bots didn't exist when Foxy was still in service. If a kid had an accident of some kind, whether it be an injury or a uh. "Spill".. It was probably Foxy's job to alert an employee and they'd come in and clean up the mess and/or whisk the injured child away so Foxy could go back to work.
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If you go to my blogs post search and type in "super mario bros", you should find 99% of all my Mario artwork!
If you have any trouble finding it don't be afraid to send another ask- idk if ur on mobile or PC it might be different <XD
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Seam could have known how to do that perhaps..? But his powers were never meant to hurt people. Seam was the court Magician. He would just use his powers to put on these beautiful displays and show off these bizarre tricks and shows. (Usually along side Jevil to add extra flare and humor to his performances)
Although... technically you could say that he did use his magic to harm once. I don't know if it counts as a hex.? But he did lock Jevil away in a magical cell made of his own magic... does that count? :0
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Yeah that was the intention. Seam, that Older imp and the two cat ladies worked under the King directly. So they wore these beautiful robes and headdress things to show their status. Jevil was the court jester so he just wore a jester outfit.
If Jevil had any other role he'd probably be dressed all fancy just like them. :0
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Yeah <:( for a lot of reasons.
For many years talking has hurt Seams mouth and face, obviously- So he's resorted to mumbling and talking very quietly. After years and years of doing that his voice cant be great. When the stiches were removed I can imagine him raising his voice and it just sends him into a horrible coughing fit. Plus those holes in his mouth are still there, and they cant feel great to be stretched around..
I can see him struggling to make certain sounds. Like the word "cheese". He'd probably cut off half way cuz the holes were stretched and it felt like a punch to the lip. :'(
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That's a good question... I think at least for now, Seam just wants to cover it up.
Underneath that wrap.. his face is pretty messed up. Its not just his eye.. I imagine that the eye hole also didn't heal great so I don't know if they could even put in an artificial eye. It might hurt Seam or make his face really sore.. Plus after the eye was in, he'd just want to cover it up with a bandage anyways..
So for now, he just covers his face and doesn't touch the wound. And I don't think he'll have the courage to mess with it anytime soon... :((
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I have not :/ But I have seen ads for it EVERYWHERE. So I am aware of its existence. XDD
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I've never heard of that game no.. but Googling it, I can say that I love the art style! :D
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Awe,, Thank you so much!! :DD
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Possibly! :000
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Aww.... nah that would destroy anybody.
I mean if they absolutely had to for some reason, like they could never return to the surface because if they did they would die.. They would survive underwater for a while. But then eventually they'd run out of supplies and they'd starve or the octopod would stop functioning after a while..
Also MAN they would all be ruined mentally. Never being able to see their families again. Never being able to feel the sun on your skin or breathe in fresh air. Being stuck underwater for the rest of their lives would destroy all of the Octonauts. Save for possibly Inkling, but even then being trapped down there and all your friends are miserable would wear on Inkling too..
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Maybe not the whole playground. But I can easily see Christmas/holiday themed decorations being hung up around the Daycare :)
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Hmm.. I hadn't planned/thought about something like that... But that's a really cool idea! Perhaps at one point they were pursued through dimensions :0 Terrifying!
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@kiyuktuk
Which "Wapeach" are you referring to? If you're talking about the ship of them, Mmmm nahh,, I don't think they'll ever be a thing..
Are you referring to "Wapeach" as in the peach wearing that purple outfit with the long purple boots? If so I don't know what to make of that <XD
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Judging by Google images.. they'd see the desert wasteland, turn right around and jump through another mirror. <XD They need to find food man!
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(Post in question)
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Bad Endogeny! No! Don't stab people's legs! >:(
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Never heard the song before, but I'm sure Jangles would be up for it! XD
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XDD 1 Jangles is powerful enough, the world cant handle 2-
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@beryl-shade
Jangles would be in awe of his idols. Sans and Papyrus would probably be wondering why this 3ft(??) tall plastic Halloween skeleton decoration is alive and talking XDD
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@octonauts16 (Post in question)
Oh! No no, Cici is Bibi's little sister. I don't think I'll be making him a girlfriend any time soon <XD
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I'm cautiously excited. I always love to see more FNAF but I'm worried that they might twist the lore even further and make things even more confusing... <XDD
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thenanbakacorner · 3 months ago
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OMG OMG NANBAKA WRITER- Goodness gracious I apologize for being so hyper, I'm glad to see there are some people still active in the fandom ! If possible, could I request a Headcanon for Upa, Liang, Samon and Qi (I forgot their building ^^') with an s/o who is almost stronger than Hajime ? Like they are crazy powerful when it comes to physical combat but their personality does not match their strength because of how cheerful and nice they act towards others. And the second they get angry their behavior changes into its complete opposite. I just wanted to see the boys' reaction when they witness their significant other changing into someone completely different because they got hurt during a fight or other casualties that may result in an injury caused by another person.
I'm sorry if this is too much ! I hope you have an amazing day or night and that whatever happens everything goes well for you ! Thank you so much !
Love, </3 Anon !
Glkdgsdg hai there!!! Am glad to be of service to keep a not-so-well known fandom alive!! (੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ��‧₊˚ Thank you so much!!
And absolutely, hope ya enjoy!!
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🧘 Upa 🧘
He'd always admired his S/O for their brute strength even before the two of them became a thing
After all, the only other person quite that strong would have to be Hajime, which is crazy to compare
Despite being as strong as that supervisor, they're as sweet as can be-- always looking out for others and being so kind
Even now it's a bit of a surprise to the Qigong master, how someone so friendly can be so inhumanly strong
He was due for yet another surprise when he ends up getting injured while fighting another inmate for training
His competition went overboard and crossed the line between a spar and an outright fight, battering Upa quite a bit
His S/O having been on the sidelines saw this unfold and was beyond pissed, stomping over and hurling profanities at the inmate, squared up and ready to defend Upa
Upa in turn was left stunned, but was able to shake off that shock to jump to his feet and try to keep them from getting too close to the inmate, not intending to let them start an unnecessary quarrel
Samon was quick to come over and get everyone to cool off, as well as reprimand the inmate for overstepping in the spar
Upa was at least thankful to know that his S/O would gladly throw hands for him if he was ever unable to properly defend himself. He'd do the same for them in a heartbeat, anyway
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🍑 Liang 🍑
Like Upa, Liang had an admiration for his S/O long before they got together
They were kind, friendly, compassionate, and their strength was absolutely nothing to sneeze at
At first he was a bit cocky thinking he could easily best them, but that was thrown out of the water when they had him calling quits not even a minute into their first spar
He learned the hard way that they were stronger than he first took them for, but even after that he still enjoys to spar with his S/O to test his own growing strength
He believed that despite them being serious when they needed to be, they didn't have a truly aggressive bone in their body
That was proven wrong when he came back to his cell with a busted nose, a bandage over it from a visit to Otogi's and a smudge of dried blood under his nostril
They were up on their feet in an instant and running up to him, demanding to know who the fuck had hurt him, saying that they'll make sure they never hurt him again, etcetera
He knew they were pissed cause they had veins popping on their forehead, and their arm muscles were bulging from how tight they gripped their hands into angry fists
He was quick to try and calm their anger, doing 'calm down' motions with his hands as he explained that he had a spar with Rock, and Rock had misjudged a punch, hitting him harder than intended
He assures them that you don't need to skin Rock over this and that he had apologized. He's honestly a tiny bit flustered over the fact that his S/O cares that much about him
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🐒 Samon 🐒
Samon was a bit weary of his S/O's brute strength at first before getting with them, considering it bordered on being as strong if not as strong as Hajime's
It soon dawned on him though, sometime after they'd started dating, that now he had a lover that could compete with his rival's power
May or may not get an ego boost from said fact, and totally doesn't brag about it to Hajime that "My partner can hand your ass to you on a silver platter"!
Is stunned- though really he shouldn't be- when Hajime clocks him in the nose for such comments after so long of him taunting him with it
It was then that Samon realized that his little angel who he once believed would never hurt a fly damn well could hurt a fly if they so wanted
Hajime had made the mistake of punching Samon in front of his S/O, and they were quick to throw their own hands at the gorilla guard, screaming at him to never touch their baby again
Samon struggled to pull them off of Hajime while three guards struggled to pull Hajime off of Samon's S/O
It takes five guards on Hajime and Samon and two other guards on the S/O to fully separate them, and by then each person had scored some damn good blows
Both Samon's S/O and Hajime have bloody noses and bruises all over their face, as while Hajime is led off by the guards, still huffing and threatening them, they stay behind with Samon and the remaining two to be patched up
Samon laughs a bit as he dabs a cotton wad against a cut on their cheek, telling them that as much as he loved them putting the gorilla in his place, he can handle himself just fine
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💐 Qi 💐
Qi was quite impressed and maybe a liiiittle intimidated by his S/O's strength before they'd gotten together
That same strength that intimidated him once eventually became one of his favorite things about his partner
He loves to watch as they train and spar, showing all the other inmates who the real tough guy/girl/person truly is
Loves having bragging rights on having such a strong partner and more or less rubs it in the faces of any other guys or girls that look their way that they're off the market
He especially loves their soft and sweet nature, always loving on his partner and showering them in affection which is always returned ten fold
You can imagine his surprise when he learns of his partner's serious and angry side
After a while of putting up with and patting Qi on the back when Liang and Upa call him all sorts of mean names, his S/O eventually got fed up with it and finally snapped at the two
He watched with his mouth agape as they yelled at the two inmates, crying out about how they have no heart, that Qi doesn't deserve such treatment, and that they'd punch them into the wall if they don't can it, effective immediately
He can't believe that they actually stood up for him in such a way, and was quite thankful, though afterward he did pull them aside and whisper that they didn't need to do that, that it's okay and he's used to it
In the end it did work, though-- Liang and Upa never dared to pick on Qi like that again for a long while. At least not in front of his S/O..
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befuddled-calico-whump · 3 days ago
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Blind Luck
cw: corrupt institution, alcohol
previous // Wildefire Masterlist // Bas Chapter //
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Hanging out at the coffee shop, hoping she just so happened to see someone who looked like they quite literally knew everything, was probably the dumbest plan Sarah had ever decided to stick to.
But what other option did she have? Even Hugo hadn't been able to dig up more info, and she didn't have another hopeful lead. So she'd printed out the forum post Hugo had come across, murder request and all, ordered a coffee, and hunched in a corner, ears sharpened.
It was her fourth morning on this wild goose chase. If you could even call it a chase. Wild goose stakeout?
The first day she'd wasted nearly six hours listening to customers order their lattes. After that, she decided to limit herself to an hour a day, at random times. There was no indication how often the enigma known as Big Brother visited this shop, or when, so it really was just left up to blind luck.
But sometimes, blind luck was all you needed.
Today's random time was five in the morning, right when the place opened, and even a double shot of espresso couldn't fix how badly Sarah wished she'd stayed in bed.
It's important, she reminded herself. It's our best chance.
She could take a nap later. 
She was zoning out, doodling on a napkin and listening to the background noise when she heard it.
“Black coffee for Bas?”
Bas. Sarah sat up straight, a sudden and unwelcome flush of anxiety coursing through her.
Fuck. This was it. She looked up just in time to see a man turn away from the counter, coffee in hand. He was a lanky guy, maybe in his late thirties, with flecks of gray in his brown hair and reading glasses clipped into his practical button-up shirt.
He definitely didn't look like a Neath criminal, much less the kind of guy who'd have a hit out on him. He looked like a college professor for something nerdy and slightly boring, like Greek literature or the history of pottery.
But if this was her chance, she wasn't gonna let it slip away.
She got to her feet, intending to… she didn't know, ask him for the time or something? Find some discreet way to get his attention. But when she glanced up, he was already staring at her.
Sarah stared back, unsure exactly what the next step was, and Bas’s face took on a resigned look. He inclined his head slightly, a follow me, and proceeded out the door.
Sarah supposed she should be glad he wasn't running for the hills, and walked after the man. Bas didn't slow down, or even look at her, as she caught up to him on the street.
“I'm telling you this as a courtesy and to stop you from pursuing me further,” he said as soon as they were level, with a tone like she'd been stalking him for months. “Go away. There's nothing I can do for you.”
Just like that? Okay, fair. Guy probably got approached by a dozen hopefuls a day who could actually pay for his services. Must be nice, being able to run a background check just by glancing at someone.
“You know I know who you are,” she said, “so you must know—”
“You're here to warn me about something, yes. I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm afraid it's not enough to bribe me.”
Sarah sighed. “Call it a favor then. You know why I'm here, you know how I found you.” She grabbed Hugo’s sheet, folded neatly. “Here's the webpage. I'm sure you can find out who's after you from it.”
Bas raised an eyebrow, taking the paper from her. “Very courteous of you.”
“Wish I could say I didn't have any ulterior motives…” She let herself trail off as he tucked the page into his pocket.
“But I already know you do.” His mouth tightened at the corners, eyes clouding for a moment. “You realize I've already seen your predicament. I already know what you want. And I've already made up my mind.” Bas made an abrupt turn at a bus stop, planting himself on the bench. Sarah took a seat beside him.
“Maybe, but you don't know exactly what I'd tell you if you give me a chance.”
He raised an eyebrow, drawing a brick of a cell phone out of his pocket and checking the time. Honestly, Sarah was surprised he didn't have an old-timey pocketwatch for that.
“Five minutes,” he said.
Good enough.
“I know you like to keep to the shadows,” she began. “And I don't blame you. I'm not going to ask for much.”
“You want to go against the hero corporations,” Bas replied wearily, like he'd already watched this conversation happen. Maybe he had. “Any way you try to spin it, I'd still call it much.”
Sarah tried not to allow any frustration to rise inside her. She got it, she did. If she didn't have any family or friends—if she’d been a secret kept from corp, allowed to live a normal life—she wouldn't want to risk losing it either. That didn't mean she was giving up on convincing Bas.
“I won't ask you to target Corp then, just one guy.”
“Uriah Fox.”
“Yes.”
“I'm afraid that won't be possible.”
Sarah bit down on the inside of her cheek. The guy was basically omniscient. It was definitely fucking possible, he was just being a coward. “Why not?”
“For my own safety,” Bas replied in a measured tone. “There are empowered capable of detecting the use of a power like mine. Empowered able to trace psychic signals and mental imprints. Even I can't say who all is under Corporate employ. It's not a risk I'm willing to take.”
“What if I got that information for you?” Sarah said, deciding to match his posture, staring straight ahead as if each of them were making conversation with the sidewalk in front of them. “I worked for Fox.”
“I'm aware.”
Right.
“I don't touch Corp officials. It's one of my rules. They do their business and I do mine.”
Oh, he was rigid, wasn't he? Like concrete set long ago, satisfied in his own safety. Bas checked the time again.
“The bus will be here soon. You should get going. I truly wish you luck, but you understand I can't—”
Luck.
“That's what it is,” Sarah said.
“Pardon?”
“I think you're lucky.”
“Lucky?”
“Somehow, you've been able to hide yourself all these years. You avoided Corp. Avoided the people who would imprison and exploit you.” She swallowed. “You're lucky enough to 'do your business' and ignore the Corporate world. One of a few who've gone unscathed.”
Bas’s brow furrowed. “It isn't luck that granted me my freedoms. It's precaution. I—”
“No.” Sarah was standing now, thoughts a little too fast, almost making her stumble over her words. “No, it's not that. I’m lucky too, in a way. Society doesn't see my powers as dangerous. As far as Corp is concerned, I'm just a tool, not a threat. I… I'm someone who can blend in, like you. Someone who was never flashy enough to grab attention, to have people pointing me out on the street.”
Bas looked like he had something to say, but she didn't give him a chance to speak.
“But so many people can't say that. It's not about your precautions, it's about what you're born with. You have a power that makes you a target, but it also gives you the ability to protect yourself. And at some point, you were lucky enough to have someone hide you, lie for you, shield you from the Corp world.”
Bas’s expression twitched, eyes flickering downwards. “The city is full of unlucky souls,” he said, quieter now but still insistent. “I see them every time I look up. But I am aware of my own limits. I know there's nothing I can do.”
This time, Sarah couldn't keep the shocked look off her face. “Nothing you can do? You have more power than any single person in this city to stand against Corp. You can get information—”
Bas’s gaze snapped back up to hers. “Do you believe there's one special file that will solve all your problems?”
“I know it's not that easy, but—”
“And what happens if they find out who leaked their big secrets? If they track me down?”
His heartbeat was picking up, whatever fear or anger or sheer indignation spurred it on echoing in her head. She wanted to call him paranoid. What are the odds? But if there was even the smallest chance he was right, she really was asking a lot. Stranger for stranger, offering nothing but a good turn and a moral quandary.
“We'll protect you,” she said, and Bas laughed dryly.
“If they find me, there's nothing in the world that can protect me.”
Whether the threat was real or not, his concern for it was. Would she be willing to risk herself in his place? She wanted to have her own dry laugh at the thought. Hadn’t she already?
“I’m sorry,” Sarah said, letting her posture soften. “I'm sorry I'm asking so much, but… You have the power to change the world, and you're using it to hide in the dark and make a few bucks.” She crossed her arms, slouching against the post that announced the bus schedule. “How many people could you save?”
“I don't interfere—”
“I interfere. Interference needs to happen, or this is never going to end. Please.”
Bas glanced away, silent for a moment. Both of them silent. He did care, she could see that he cared, but was it enough?
This city is full of unlucky souls. I see them every time I look up.
“You could've had a normal life, you know,” Bas said. “Your contract with Corp wasn't a permanent one. It would've wrapped up this year.”
Sarah grit her teeth. “I’m not here for me. This is for everyone who never had a choice. This is for Rosie. It's for Akeela. For Cinder.”
His brow furrowed as she said their names, and Sarah hoped to God he was seeing them. Seeing that Akeela didn't have a childhood, seeing every time Rosie had to die for a mission, seeing everything Cinder had suffered.
“Please,” she said again, after a moment. “I don't need you to interfere, I just need you to see. I need a place to start. I want to protect them, to save everyone.”
Bas’s eyes seemed to clear. “And here I thought optimism was dead,” he said, letting out a sigh. “I won't promise you anything. But I'll consider what you said.”
“Thank you,” Sarah said, feeling something inside her untwist.  “Seriously, it means a lot. And if you decide to help—”
“I know where to find you,” Bas said.
Not knowing what else to say, Sarah gave him a small nod and a hopeful smile, then turned to go.
It was a start. A chance. If Big Brother would give them even the smallest nudge, it could make a world of difference. Allies were difficult. Plans were difficult. It was hard to know who to trust. But she had her little family, and they would make it work.
Feeling more than a little socially exhausted, Sarah felt her shoulders sag in relief as the safehouse came into view. Only… something wasn't right.
She frowned, honing her vision on the front porch, jaw clenching as the figure there came into focus.
Cinder?
Sarah broke into a run. What the hell was he doing here? Was he okay? Was he hurt?
The assassin was curled up beside the door, eyes closed, and as she got closer, she saw the bottle in his curled fist. He was drunk then. There were fresh bruises on his face, but it was hard to tell if there were any injuries beyond those.
“Hey,” she whispered, keeping a few steps back. The last thing she wanted was to startle him into burning the house down. “Hey. Cinder?”
He stirred, blinking awake, eyes meeting hers. A hundred questions sat ready in her head, each fighting to be the first out of her mouth. She held them back as Cinder struggled to his feet, maintaining her distance even if instinct drove her to offer a hand.
Not yet. He's still dangerous.
Before she could ask her first question, Cinder spoke, one hand planted on the wall to keep him steady, his eyes deadly serious. Sarah could hear his heart racing.
“I need you to help me kill Uriah Fox.”
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@whumpacabra  @enteredin2eternity  @kixngiggles  @whumpsday  @kiichu 
@whump-for-all-and-all-for-whump  @shywhumpauthor  @distinctlywhumpthing , @bloodinkandashes , @fleur-alise ,
@whumpy-daydreams , @whumpwillow , @honeycollectswhump ,  @snakebites-and-ink ,
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dmercer91 · 2 years ago
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ebug’s sister, dm91
part one / part two / part three
we're gonna ignore the drastic hair change and the fact that the people in pictures 2 and 3 look absolutely nothing alike despite being twins in the au
pictures saved from pinterest !
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blakefriarr_: my brother's an ubug, episode 3! birthday edition!
jj was not actually the ebug for tonight's game, he's just a huge suck and he got me devs tickets for my (our) birthday cause he LOVESSSSS MEEEEE
he was gonna get me a mercer jersey and then i apparently offended him by drawing dicks on the printed pdf of his 10 commandments
i can't not provide context for these photos, it's my brand. so buckle up.
one is me after unwrapping the gift my dad got for jj and accidentally put my name on. yes that is fire. yes this was our father telling jj to go get an actual job. yes i laughed. yes i kept it.
the next two capture jj and i's entire relationship visually, and they are me wanting to drink out of a much too heavy, glass bottle without using my hands. jj was incredibly concerned for his safety as well as the condition the floor would be in after i inevitably dropped the bottle and got glass everywhere. however, that did not happen because i am actually god himself. next.
dawson looks very displeased with whatever he is looking at (they were winning?????? the puck was in the o zone?????? hisch had the puck?????? idek. maybe he's got digestive issues)
the boys are having a pre faceoff chat. dawson is eating his gloves.
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jj.friar31: i want that torch back
→ blakefriarr_: tough shit james
→ drayanewman: HIS NAME IS JAMES?!?!?!?!?
user6543456: dawson eating his gloves just like jack
→ user93456: will ny is the original sporting goods eater
dawson1417: happy birthday <3 hope you had a good night
→ blakefriarr_: this comment squished my heart like a pimple in the best way
→ dawson1417: you're welcome? 😭
→ blakefriarr_: thank you, handsome <3
→ dawson1417: i understand the pimple comment. good lord.
dawson1417: now that we're done being cute i do NOT have DIGESTIVE ISSUES???
→ blakefriarr_: it's nothing to be ashamed of, daws. just a tummy ache :(
→ dawson1417: i did not have a tummy ache i am a grown man
→ blakefriarr_: shit ur right my bad you've got functional dyspepsia
→ dawson1417: i've got WHAT
user230237: this is so chaotic
user098765: i love that everyone just goes with this
dawson1417: final comment i promise but why is your shirt half see through
→ blakefriarr_: why ISN'T your shirt half see through 🤨
→ blakefriarr_: lemme have a look
→ jj.friar31: this is why you didn't get a jersey
→ blakefriarr_: @/dawson1417 can i have a jersey
→ dawson1417: @/blakefriarr_ i will get you one from every theme night as long as they've got my number on them
→ jj.friar31: you're a TRAITOR, dawson.
njdevils: happy birthday, blake!
→ jj.friar31: happy birthday blake AND JJ. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO. I'M THE EBUG!!! I'M MORE SPECIAL
→ blakefriarr_: i wouldn't say more special but you're definitely a different flavour of special
→ blakefriarr_: also technically your birthday was yesterday so stop acting like a colossal piss baby
→ jackhughes: huh
→ blakefriarr_: i REALLY did not want out of there bro i was hanging on for dear life
→ jackhughes: oh shit i thought dad had mad game
→ quinnhughes: then they wouldn't be twins ?
→ blakefriarr_: oh my god one of them has a brain cell
→ quinnhughes: glad i could be of service, congrats on being whatever age it is that you are
lhughes_06: i was gonna say happy birthday and then you said i had less braincells than quinn.
→ blakefriarr_: correction- i said quinn had one (1) braincell. therefore implying that you have none <3
lhughes_06: happy birthday jj
→ blakefriarr_: and you WONDER why i like quinn better
jackhughes: you were born on this day 🎉 jj wasn't, i guess. but happy birthday to him
jj.friar31: @/blakefriarr_ thanks for pissing off 2/3 of the hughes' i needed that
→ blakefriarr_: you're welcome it was your birthday gift
→ blakefriarr_: but just cause i'm butthurt i'll leave you with the thought that ellen would probably like me better
nicohischier: happy birthday to you and jj, thank you for calling me something normal
→ blakefriarr_: kinda weird that you don't find cap normal do you have something to share with the class
→ nicohischier: no i am 24 and i do not attend class
dougieham: i would never in a million years have thought you two were twins before your first post i actually just assumed you'd hid behind him until you got to meet us and that there was no correlation
→ blakefriarr_: is it cause i am really cool and he is just jj
→ dougieham: no.
→ dougieham: well actually sort of
→ blakefriarr_: aw thanks dougie
→ dougieham: i said sort of
ryangraves27: my head made it into this one
→ blakefriarr_: i can't tell what tone of voice this was meant to be read in
→ blakefriarr_: like are you sad?? thrilled?? terrified?? should i crop you out next time?? emote please
→ ryangraves27: i think i will not
→ blakefriarr_: this comment made me call my therapist
→ jj.friar31: thanks man she needed this
→ blakefriarr_: remember when both of the gifts had my name on them and nobody was shocked and the first one was money and things i was actually interested in and the second one was a propane torch that nobody will ever use unironically (remember which one was meant for you?)
→ jj.friar31: while ur on the phone with her can you make me an appointment too
→ blakefriarr_: she made it right before mine in case you need more time.
→ jesperbratt: you're joking about the gift thing... right?
→ blakefriarr_: they paid his college tuition
→ jj.friar31: they paid for part of your car
→ blakefriarr_: i drive an '11 civic and the check engine light has been on for a year and a half
→ jj.friar31: they pay for your apartment
→ blakefriarr_: we live together???
→ jj.friar31: that is definitely a point
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winterspiderpurrs · 3 months ago
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Clicking onto the link to go over the conference itinerary for trip out to San Francisco, Stephen took a sip of his hot tea. After scrolling through the presenters he pauses, and scrolls back up at a name he thought he recognized. Selecting the bio of the presenter confirms it for him. His old roommate was presenting.
Peter Parker. Actually Doctor Peter Parker with degrees is Biochemistry, Biophysics, Chemical Engineering.
Huh.
Its been years since they have seen each other. Stephen was in his 3rd year of his fellowship specializing his field when his roommate at the time moved across the country to finish up with a program out there. They subleased their part of the rent. Enter Sophomore Peter Parker.
Peter was only his roommate for the 2nd half of the school year, til the lease was up in June. By then, Stephen got his own penthouse. But for those 6 months, he has gotten close to Peter. Who was sassy, funny, shy at times, and overall kind.
They, of course butted heads the first month, but then they got along. Became friends even, despite the age gap between them, with Stephen being 12 years older. Stephen also thinks about the almost kiss they had one night. And the outings that now looking back felt more like dates.
He still recalls the disappointed look at Peter's face when he said he wasn't going to renew the lease. He got his own place, and he had a job offer to work at Metro General Hospital. They kept in touch off and on for the 1st year after that, but then, like everything else, life got busy.
Pulling his cell phone out, he scrolls through the contacts and sees Peter's name. Should he? They would just be old friends catching up. Far as he knows Peter is probably in a relationship. So, he sends a text to his phone, asking if this is still his number and if so, to let him know.
He received 4 quick texts back, shaking his head. Very much a Peter response. He lets him know that he will be at the conference as well, and if he had time, would he like to have coffee at some point or dinner. He was flying in on Saturday, and the conference didn't start til Monday.
A week later arrives and before he knows it, him and Peter had a coffee together at the hotel that the conference is being hosted at. Peter managers to wrangle him into some sight seeing. They ended up doing two days worth of sight seeing, having dinner together, laughing, having a good time like it hadn't been years since they last hung out.
Monday morning, Stephen was getting ready for the day, room service was on the way with his breakfast when he gets a phone call from Peter.
" Stephen! Your awake! I'm glad I didn't wake you. I am so so sorry about this."
Blinking, Stephen looked at the phone before holding it back up to his ear.
" What are you talking about?"
Someone knocked on the door, the muffled ' Room Service' was heard, Stephen opened the door, allowing them to roll in the cart before slipping them a tip.
" Oh no.. you haven't seen it yet. I... Well.. I guess its better to hear from me. "
" Hear what from you? I'm confused with what's going on. And you know I don't like being confused. Spit it out."
" We were photographed out together and its such a huge invasion of privacy, I can't believe I didn't think about how it would look. I am so so sorry for dragging you into this."
" We were photographed? Why would someone do that and even publish it? I know I'm big in medical circles, I assume you are too in your area but..."
Stephen was opening the newspaper he ordered and right there on the front, were two photos of him and Peter.
The large headline read as "Tony Stark's Ex finally moves on with New man"
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"Stephen?"
" You dated Tony Stark?"
" Oh god, you saw the paper? I mean... Yes? Kinda? Look it was... a bit ago. We went our separate ways romantically at least. But... Look I love Tony, I do. But we haven't been together in two years now almost three. He is a great man, and one I consider a friend. Its just... Tony is protective of those he considers his."
"So he is an egotistical asshole who doesn't want you seeing anyone else?"
"No! But " he can hear Peter sigh on the other side of the line.
" Tony is much more then what the media says, and while it didn't work out between us, Tony still wants to look at for me and ANYONE really that he includes in his circle. Imagine Christine in this situation"
And Stephen could understand that, he loves Christine and probably always will. He would definitely defend her always.
There was another knock on the door, thinking maybe room service forgot something he opened the door and then just stares at the person on the other side of the door as Peter continues to talk.
" Either way, I'm sorry about the photos. I'll get in touch with my lawyers and maybe even Tony's since they brought his name up to see what they can do. Damage is kinda done though, and I apologize about that."
"And in your wording of Stark being over protective. He isn't prone to violence is he?"
"What? NO! I mean... He did punch a guy one time while we were out cause they called me a gold digger but no? Why? Did you already get a threatening text from him?!"
"No, he is at my door right now"
" TONY! oh my god just uh lemme finish getting dressed and I will be at your room as soon as possible."
Stephen hangs up the phone, tossing it onto the bed behind him before crossing his arms.
There, in the open doorway, was Tony Stark, cleaning his sunglasses as if he hadn't a care in the world.
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Obsequium: Part I: Chapter Four
TITLE: Obsequium Part I: Chapter Four: Mabel's September PAIRINGS: Dipford (Ford x Dipper), Bipford, (Bipper x Ford), Pinecest (Dipper x Mabel), Stancest, (Stan x Ford), and possibly others. Gotta see where this thing takes me. SUMMARY: Mabel e-mails some friends and .... frenemies? Between her erotic RP with Grenda and her terse exchange with Pacifica, our girl is working through some things. Included are helpful (and traumatic) illustrations. They appear in the body of the text. NOTES: There is a LOT more lycan sex than I initially anticipated. Warnings under the cut!
CHAPTER WARNINGS: Graphic werewolf sex, graphic werewolf death (gore), sibling incest OVERALL WARNINGS: Incest, sibling incest, minor, coercive control, mind control, caregiver neglect, physical abuse, emotional abuse, sexual abuse, dubious consent (dubcon), body horror, suicidal ideation, food restriction, sleep deprivation, self-harm, drug abuse, being drugged, lost time, and I’m going to specifically going to warn for “Ford being cruel to Stanley”, because it made me upset when I wrote it so I want to warn for it. If I forgot anything, please let me know and I will fix it IMMEDIATELY. I will add more if anything else comes up. 
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-02-2016 08:22:16 Subject: Just saw you off.
Just got you all packed up in the car and watched you drive away. I hate this. I hate this so much. You hate it, too. I know it. Why can't you just say that?
Speaking of things you won't say, you're not fooling me. I know, Dip. It's okay. It would be okay if you just told me, but you won't. Are you really that afraid that I'll hate you? After everything we went through? Give me more credit than that!!!
Give me more of everything...
XoXo Mabel
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-02-2016 08:22:56 Subject: Re: Just saw you off.
I'm sorry, but I'm unable to answer your e-mail at the moment! I am temporarily losing access to this account so I can better concentrate on my studies. I hope to have everything in order and be back at it by the end of 2014!
-Dip
***THIS IS AN AUTO-RESPONSE. USER HAS BEEN UNAVAILABLE FOR 1,076 DAYS***
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-05-16, 22:45:16 PST Subject: Re: I saw Mr. Pines!!!
Really glad you were able to get out to see him! The place he's living isn't as bad as he likes to say it is, he just misses Gravity Falls. I go down there whenever I get the chance, but as soon as I start school my free time disappears. I suppose I could go down there on holidays, but that's the only time I ever get to spend with Dipper. He should be coming up to Washington for Thanksgiving, but he was supposed to come LAST year and he changed his mind.
Do you still call Grunkle Stan? Dipper says he needs more phone calls. I know the cell service there is really whack, but you guys still have a landline, right?
Speaking of Dipper!!! I got to spend the last week of August with Dipper for our birthday, as usual. He seems a bit stressed out, I don't think Grunkle Ford is giving him enough breaks. There's also something he's keeping from me, and in typical Dipper fashion he's doing an extremely bad job of it. I think he's trying to tell me without telling me, but I can't let that slide. He has to just ... say it. I tried to get it out of him all week, but I didn't get anywhere. Maybe I can make some more progress when I see him at Thanksgiving.
I've already gotten a letter from him! He says he's going to try and keep up this year, but ... he never does. He always tries, though, and that's something, right?
Let me know if you plan on visiting Grunkle Stan again anytime soon. Maybe I can try and meet you both!
XoXo Mabel
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To: : [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-07-2016 22:16:34 PST Subject: Re: New addy!
Hey, Wendy! Glad to hear you're settling in at your new place up in Portland. I don't think I could handle living with that many roommates, guess having all those brothers finally came in handy?
Just curious, do you ever plan on going back to Gravity Falls to visit?
XoXo Mabel
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-08-2016 07:49:06 PST Subject: Re: New addy!
Nah!
-W
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-08-2016 21:10:43 PST Subject: Re: Princess Grenade and the Lusty Werewolf ((OOC: Sorry for my late reply, been distracted with Dipper and school. Can you send me an updated copy of the Master Doc? The one I have is really out of date; Princess Grenade is missing a bunch of the abilities I know her to have. Plus the List of Lovers is like, half as long as it should be lmaoooo.))
"YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ME???" roared the werewolf, who's name was actually Steve, "I CAN'T HANDLE ME!!!"
The air filled with the sound of tearing fabric as he tore his pants from his bulging, werewolf legs. They were mostly off already, the transformation had seen to that,  but he knew that he needn't preserve his modesty in front of this royal beauty: her reputation preceded her. Every werewolf in the land knew that one day they may be confronted by the power of her erotic charms and have no choice but to act. And act Steve did, letting his bare body glisten in the moonlight for her and her alone.
"BEHOLD, PRINCESS! A MEMBER THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN!!!"
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-09-0:1:32:36 Subject: Re: Princess Grenade and the Lusty Werewolf
((OOC: NO WORRIES!!! I know you've been busy!!!! It was just a CRAPPY place to break the scene, I've been waiting almost TWO WEEKS for this horned up lycan take off his threadbare pants!!! UNF!! Master Doc attached!!))
Princess Grenade drooled, staring disrespectfully at his massive werewolf cock.
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-12-2016 21:10:43 PST Subject: Re: Princess Grenade and the Lusty Werewolf
((OOC: Thanks!! Are you still updating the GroogleDoc? Candy says she'll try and draw some art of this scene when we're done. You know she doens't like to work off stuff we haven't finished. She wants the whoooooole enchilada. Says it makes us better writers for it, and I think she's right, you know?))
Massive it was, looming over the Princess like a throbbing baseball bat of love, twitching with desire as he breathed heavily, "THEY USED TO CALL ME STEVE!!!" he growled, taking a threatening step towards Grenade, "BUT I ATE EVERYONE THAT CALLED ME STEVE!!!! AM I STILL STEVE????"
Even in peak arousal; the torment of his stolen humanity was evident. Poor Steve. Will no-one reach out and touch Steve?
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-13-2016 03:11:23 PST Subject: Re: Princess Grenade and the Lusty Werewolf
((OOC: TOTALLY!! God, I just feel so bad for Steve, you know? Don't worry, Steve. You can cry it all out after you thrash me with your hog!!!))
 "Steve, STEVE!" Princess Grenade bellowed, holding up her hands, "You really need to CHILL! Of COURSE you're still Steve." She reached out and took his hand-paw in hers, "Deep down inside, you will always be Steve."
Princess Grenade took a deep breath and powered up her level seventeen void throat. //This one's gonna be a DOOZY!!//
Without any fanfare, the busty princess swallowed Werewolf Steve's twitching cock whole, her void throat working overtime to stimulate the needy beast. He yowled. He growled. He made noises that defy description, releasing them into the night as the best throat game in the seven kingdoms worked to free him from his madness.
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-15-2016  20:30:02 PST Subject: Re: Princess Grenade and the Lusty Werewolf
((OOC: Level seventeen??? Nice. Nice. Also, Grenda, if you reply to another one of these at 3 am on a school night I won't reply again for a week. We promised we wouldn't let this get away from us like it did last year.))
Steve was no match for the princess; folding into his desires immediately. They had been building so long, long before this encounter had ever happened. He spent his days, even as a normal human being, daydreaming about finally being able to lay his hands on Princess Grenade. To cover her in kisses so tender they bordered on savagery, to short-circuit her over-anxious brain to stop her from thinking too much, to force a physical connection that it would be impossible for her to ignore. As decadent as Grenade's throat void was, he needed something more out of her: ecstasy.
He forcefully pulled Princess Grenade away from him, lifting her by the shoulders. "I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE!!!! I'M COMING TO TAKE IT!!!!"
Taking the princess' enthusiastic whooping as a go-ahead, he threw her to the ground and pinned her with his meaty wolfman body. He paused a moment to rest his snout in the crook of her neck, savoring the way the scent of the dirt under them mixed with her sweat. Not distracted for long, he ripped away her clothes with his claws, careful not to graze her flesh.
There it was. The naked body that had consumed his dreams. A gift and a curse, a nightly visitation by the most perfect thing he had ever seen ... yet was always so painfully out of reach. In his dreams he let that beautiful body consume him, and he consumed it right back, aching and striving to make the face of its owner twist in pleasure so intense it made them forget why they shouldn't be doing this. And, like clockwork, just when it felt like he was finally going to experience the ultimate climax, it was ripped away from him as he joined the waking world. Left to lay there panting in bed, listening to the worst morning DJ in the world make unfuny jokes about subjects that are none of his business. A nightmare more terrifying and tortuous than turning into a monster once every twenty-eight days: unrequited longing.
But it was okay ... this wasn't a dream, and his nightmare was about to end.
Steve descended on Princess Grenade with wolfen fury, satiating himself using her body as the means. Not that her needs were being ignored, quite the opposite in fact, getting her off was getting HIM off, and quickly. He thrust into her with wild abandon, moaning something that might have been her name, but it also might have been a plea for mercy. Before he knew it, his body was being wracked by an orgasm so powerful that it undid his transformation -- but not before he ejaculated dubious ropes of his essence deep into Grenade's womb.
Steve the human, who really wasn't all that handsome actually, panted on top of the princess as he struggled to find his breath. Now that he'd been freed of his curse, at least for the time being, he was sane enough to remember his true mission: Kill Princess Grenade.
He smirked, even though his original plan had been derailed and ruined a good portion of his life, he was still going to look like the smartest person in the world even though it was completely by accident. He was just better than everyone else that way, including the princess who he had just used for his own joy and now was ready to discard like trash just because of a nebulous order from an even more nebulous being that promiesd him nebulous rewards. He reared up, eyes blazing, violence in his heart.
"Aha!" he crowed, triumphant. "I have outsmarted thee, Princess, and I--"
Steve's voice melted into an unsettling squelch as several crossbow bolts pierced his skull, erupting with his useless brain on the other side. His steaming gray matter covered the forest floor, his pathetic body slumping to the dirt as his tainted blood drained from the open wounds in his head. His eyes stared skyward, milky and full of terror, perhaps he realized just before the life left his body that he had truly messed with the wrong princess. Grenade had friends, powerful ones.
"Princess, it is I, the Lady Maybelle." the high-level holy knight stepped from the shadows, her armor gleaming in the moonlight. "I came to find you because I need to talk to you about something.... important. I saw that you were having a bit of fun with a werewolf, so I was just gonna hang around until you finished. But... That man meant to kill you, so I killed him first."
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-17-2016 23:15:26 PST Subject: Re: Princess Grenade and the Lusty Werewolf
((OOC: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! That's a LOT!!! Lemme address some things. 1) I was not "up until" 3am, I happened to wake up to go to the bathroom and saw that you had replied. I got excited and dashed out my reply, I promise I won't do that again in the future. 2)This is literally the hottest thing you have written to date and I hope you're proud of yourself. 3)Unrelated, are you still seeing that therapist your dad set you up with? Just wondering how that's going. 4)I think this reply can count as the endcap on the scene. I'll compile this and send it to Candy so she can put that Bacom Wamboo tablet to WORK!!! 5)If you wanna go ahead and start a new e-mail thread, cool!! Or if you want me to do it just let me know, either way!!))
"HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!" Princess Grenade screamed, wiping dumb man viscera off of her face as she sat up, naked and satisfied. "Wow! Good thing you always have my back, Lady Maybelle! Sounds like you need ME to have yours! What's up??"
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-19-2016 19:16:01 PST Subject: Hey...
Hey, Pacifica
It's Mabel Pines.
Just wondering how you're doing lately, and I'd like to remind you that you owe me a favor.
XoXo Mabel - To: [email protected]             From: [email protected] Date: 09-19-2016 19:58:21 PST Subject: Re: Hey...
Wow. Really?
-PNW
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-19-2016 20:05:14 PST Subject: Re: Hey...
Yes, really!!
XoXo Mabel
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To: [email protected]             From: [email protected] Date: 09-19-2016 20:14:38 PST Subject: Re: Hey...
I'm fine, thanks. A year from now I'll be settling in at the Ivy Junket school of my choice, and if I manage to get all A's daddy said he'll let me choose a species to knock off the critically endangered list. I'm thinking bonobos, I hate their noses.
What do YOU want from me? Other than my money and attention?
-PNW
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-19-2016 20:19:32 PST Subject: Re: Hey...
Bonobos! Sounds ... great!
Have you seen my brother at all lately? If not, can you try and get a look at him?
XoXo Mabel
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To: [email protected]             From: [email protected] Date: 09-19-2016 20:26:38 PST Subject: Re: Hey
No.
Why?
-PNW
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-19-2016 20:30:31 PST Subject: Re: Hey...
I just ... want you to check for anything weird!!
XoXo Mabel
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To: [email protected]             From: [email protected] Date: 09-19-2016 20:38:21 PST Subject: Re: Hey
A 17-year-old boy cloistered away in the woods with an eccentric old man that never leaves the house? Nothing weird there. Sounds perfectly normal, actually, especially for you Pines freaks.
You're going to have to be more specific.
-PNW
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-19-2016 20:43:59 PST Subject: Re: Hey...
I really can't be more specific at the moment. He writes to me, but some of the things he's been putting in his letters lately have me pretty worried. I just want to get some eyes on him to make sure he's okay. If you manage to run into him in town, could you try and snap a picture and send it to me? Also: Have you heard any weird whispering from the woods? Seen anything unusual? I mean, unusual for Gravity Falls.
XoXo Mabel
- To: [email protected]             From: [email protected] Date: 09-19-2016 20:50:19 PST Subject: Re: Hey I can TRY and get a picture of him??? We don't exactly make a habit of crossing paths, but sometimes I see him out driving. IF I manage to see him I will ATTEMPT to take a picture, but I'm not going out of my way to get it done.
No, no whispers or anything. At least not that I've noticed. I don't tend to make a habit of going near the woods. Don't like the scene, you know? The town seems a bit dour lately, if that counts for anything. Just an icky sort of ... yuck, that's all over the place. Really harshing the homecoming vibes this year. BTW, can you please tell Grenda that if she submits 'Lycan Lovers' as her idea for prom theme one more time that I'm going to have her drawn and quartered? She won't take my calls, for some reason.
-PNW
Sent from my Fruitphone.
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-19-2016 20:52:31 PST Subject: Re: Hey...
Thank you!!!!
And yeah. I'll tell her.
XoXo Mabel
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-21-2016 16:48:54 PST Subject: questionnnnnn ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )
what color is the werewolf steven's fur??? you never say in the text. i want to make him green, if it is up to me. (๑>؂•̀๑)
btw btw
this one was SO good. you and grenda are so talented. (๑>◡<๑)
-can
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-21-2016 22:01:28 Subject: Re: questionnnnnn ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )
Omg I think green would be amazing, actually. Go with that!
Thanks for the compliment, I've been putting a lot into my writing lately. It's pretty much the only outlet I have, lol.
BTW, have you seen Dipper around town at all?
XoXo Mabel
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-22-2016 16:30:21 PST Subject: Re: questionnnnnn ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )
green it is!!! hehehehehehe
i did not see him recently, no. i did see him over the summer. i made a sketch of what that looked like. (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
-can
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-23-2016 17:22:08 PST Subject: Re: questionnnnnn ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )
I've seen him since the summer, so this isn't really helpful. It's also unhelpful for other reasons.
Can.
Can?
IS THAT AN ORE NO PIKU SCREENCAP REDRAW???
XoXo Mabel
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-24-2016 16:10:13 PST Subject: Re: questionnnnnn ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )
ohohohohohohoho miss mabel (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶), i don't know what you mean? (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.゚
how do you know what that is?  Don’t you try and goody proctor me! (¬`‸´¬)
-can
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-24-2016 22:51:08 PST Subject: Re: questionnnnnn ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )
Firstly, never mind. Secondly, I'm begging you not to send me the colored version if you do it. Thirdly, how's that werewolf coming along?
...Also, if you see Dipper in town, try and get a close look at him? I'm not sure he's okay. I'm getting worried about him.
XoXo Mabel
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-25-2016 18:52:49 PST Subject: Re: questionnnnnn ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )
will do! i will be looking for him harder than usual. ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧
and here is the latest version of the illustration. ( > 〰 < )♡
-can
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To: [email protected]             From: [email protected] Date: 09-27-2016 17:01:13 PST Subject: As you asked...
So, I was trying to take some selfies for Gramsta by the 24-7-365, when guess who I spotted in the parking lot?
Sorry for the filter; I wanted to get the picture as quickly as possible and did NOT want to be like ... obvious about it. I tried to send it in the parking lot but I couldn't get it to go through, so I did it as soon as I got to my home wi-fi.
IMO he's looking a little stressed out. I remember him looking that way most of the time? But it's particularly noticeable; like he's having a reeeeally bad day. The bags under his eyes say he's not sleeping great, either.
That means he's fine, right?
-PNW
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-27-2016 17:45:20 PST Subject: Re: As you asked...
I don't really think so. Thank you for doing this for me.
XoXo Mabel
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To: [email protected]             From: [email protected] Date: 09-27-2016 18:10:38 PST Subject: Re: As you asked...
It wasn't any trouble, really.
What do you think is wrong with him?
-PNW
Sent from my Fruitphone
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-27-2016 18:17:22 PST Subject: Re: As you asked...
I don't know.
XoXo Mabel
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To: [email protected]             From: [email protected] Date: 09-27-2016 18:25:38 PST Subject: Re: As you asked...
Are you like, gonna try and find out?
-PNW
Sent from my Fruitphone
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-27-2016 18:28:22 PST Subject: Re: As you asked...
I don't know!
XoXo Mabel
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To: [email protected]             From: [email protected] Date: 09-27-2016 18:36:03 PST Subject: Re: As you asked...
Well, if you figure anything out, maybe let me know. Or don't, do whatever you want.
-PNW
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-27-2016 18:38:49 PST Subject: Re: As you asked...
I will.
XoXo Mabel
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-28-2016 22:55:31 PST Subject: What's Up With Lady Maybelle
((OOC: Candy sent me the updated art and MAN!!! She really knows how to capture the moment. You hadn't sent a new start post so I'm taking initiative. Princess Grenade doesn't want to leave her most treasured friend hanging!!!!))
Princess Grenade walked arm and arm with the Lady Maybelle through the woods. When they were together, nothing could harm them. Their friendship was stronger than any bond, could endure any test, and was the safest place for any and all secrets. The envy of everyone in the land, the equal of none.
"So what's up, Lady Maybelle?" Grenade asked, "You seem really upset. Is everything alright? Obviously not, so, tell me what's not right! Let's make it right!"
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To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Date: 09-30-2016  02:13:21 PST Subject: Re: What's Up With Lady Maybelle ((OOC: I had almost forgotten, thank you for sending this starter!!))
Lady Maybelle was quiet for a long time, focusing on the sound that her and the princess' footsteps made on the leaves of the forest floor. There was so much to say, where did she even begin?
"It's really complicated." she finally breathed, "...But it concerns Sir Ursa. I don't see him very much since he opted to stay and train with that shady wizard, and the letters he's been sending me lately have been keeping me up at night. The thing is, there's nothing overtly ... wrong ... with the letters, they're just ... not right. He's not right, and I don't know what to do. I'm worried that something terrible is happening to him, and I'm powerless to stop it."
- TBC in Obsequium Part II!!
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Books of 2024: July Wrap-Up.
This month, I picked my knitting back up with a vengeance, started a Three Sentences Writing Challenge, AND participated in several work-adjacent Social Events (who am I, even), On Top Of accidentally nerfing myself with several brick-like books, so! This little stack isn't half bad. Photos and/or reviews linked below:
ORDINARY MONSTERS - ★★ This was a miss for me, y'all, AND it was a brick, so it took a hot minute to read. I wanted it to be better than it was, but it rambled and wandered Too Much (which, coming from me, you KNOW is bad). Salty also-rambly 1.5k review linked.
IF FOUND, RETURN TO HELL - ★★★½ Way cuter than I was expecting!! I had a good time with the second person. Hugely relatable (which. wild. all things considered.).
THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE - ★★★½ Funnier than anticipated, and very readable for something out of the '50s! I see why it's a cornerstone of the (sub)genre. Glad I have a copy on hand now.
THE ACTOR AND THE TARGET - ★★★★★ This Rewired My Brain. It took me three (3) weeks to get through. It was so good. If you're a writer, definitely check this out, 10/10 recommend.
WHEN AMONG CROWS - ★★★½ I checked this out from the library because hardback novellas are Expensive if you're not sure you vibe with the author's style, but I had a good time! Witcher fans should descend on this, I think.
ALWAYS COMING HOME - 76*/618 pages read; will report back later. I asked the People about this one, and the People have Spoken (read: this won my What Do I Read Next Poll), but I may or may not have miscalcuated how many brain cells I have available lately between work and writing, so I may or may not be cutting this with library books. I'll finish it. Eventually. (*asterisk because she keeps referencing Other Pages In Line, and every time she does I jump ahead to read those pages instead and then come back to where I was. I'm dual wielding bookmarks through this tome, it's an Experience™ so far!)
Under the Cut: A Note About ~*★Stars★*~
Historically, I have been Very Bad™ about assigning things Star Ratings, because it's so Vibes Heavy for me and therefore Contingent Upon my Whims. I am refining this as I figure out my wrap up posts (epiphany of this month: I don't like that stars are Odd, because that makes three the midpoint and things are rarely so truly mid for me)(I have hacked my way around this with a ½). Here is, generally, how I conceptualize stars:
★ - This was Bad. I would actively recommend that you do NOT read this one, no redeeming qualities whatsoever, not worth the slog. Save Yourself, It's Too Late For Me. Book goes in the garbage (donate bin).
★★ - This was Not Good. I would not recommend it, but it wasn't a total waste or wash--something in here held my interest/kept my attention/sparked some joy. I will not be rereading this ever. Save Yourself (Or Join Me In Suffering, That Seems Like A Cool Bonding Activity).
★★★ - This was Good/Fine/Okay/Meh. I don't care about this enough to recommend it one way or another. Perfectly serviceable book, held my interest, I probably enjoyed myself (or at least didn't actively loathe the reading). I don't have especially strong feelings. You probably don't need to save yourself from this one--if it sounds like your jam, give it a shot! Just didn't resonate with me particularly powerfully. I probably won't reread this unless I'm after something in particular.
★★★½ - I liked this! I'll probably recommend it if I know it matches someone's vibes or specific requests, but I didn't commit to a star rating on Goodreads. More likely to reread, but not guaranteed.
★★★★ - I really enjoyed this!! I would recommend it (sometimes with caveats about content warnings or such--I tend to like weird fucked up funny shit, and I don't have many hard readerly NO's). Not a perfect book for me by any means, but Very Good. This is something I would reread! Join me!!
★★★★★ - I LOVED THE SHIT OUT OF THIS, IT REWIRED MY BRAIN, WILL RECOMMEND TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE AT THE SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION (content warning caveats still apply--see 4-star disclaimer). Excellent book, I'll reread it regularly, I'll buy copies for all my friends, I'll try to convince all of Booklr to read it, PLEASE join me!!
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brella · 2 months ago
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my sibling and i have been rewatching yj for whatever reason and feeling mad nostalgic. i cracked open spitfire ao3 and the first thing i saw that i wanted to read was the next great adventure - i got 1 paragraph in before double checking the authors name and started howling. you're the GOAT of the yj fandom i missed that shit so much dude you got me crying for artemis in 2024. thanks brella
HOWLS BACK AT YOU UNTIL WE HARMONIZE LIKE TWO WOLVES! i am so glad it can be there for you, still. just because i'm feeling wistful here's some lore about that first paragraph.
Wally's cell phone is deactivated a week after he's gone, and though Artemis has spent every one of those seven days sore with grief, it doesn't really hit her until then, when she calls it and the shrill error message cuts through her ear. (Instead of his voice—"Yo, you've reached the Wall-man, leave it at the beep and I'll get back to you in a flash. Shut up, Artemis; I’m hilarious!")
i did not really make this up. this happened to me. my dad died in july 2011. i started this fic in march 2013. my dad's cell phone stayed active a little longer than wally's. i called it every day, for as long as i could, just to listen to the voicemail. one day, i called, and all i got was the automated error message: that the number was no longer in service. that, i think, was when it really hit me that he was gone.
i poured a lot of what i was feeling back then into artemis. it wasn't one to one, of course. her loss would have been shaped so differently from mine. but there are parts i reread even now and recognize the shape of my 19-year-old self in.
She pulls brambles onto herself and bites her tongue and tastes metal in her heart, and on her teeth, and she forces herself to do all of her crying in six days so she can finish it, finish the rawness in her eyes and the swollen corners and the listlessness in her limbs. She doesn’t sleep.
that was me, that happened to me. i had brambles over me for a long time. for years i couldn't re-read the beginning of that fic, lol. it was too raw. but you inspired me to go back and look over it this morning and i'm feeling a lot of love in my heart. it's nice.
thanks for reading it and finding merit in it ten years on. <3
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thetragicallynerdy · 1 year ago
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Hello hello! Popping in for a halloween prompt 🤭 How about a little something with Archie/Zheng? In a world where all the other corners of the polycule have met already, Archie/Zheng find they like each other quite well too ☺️
Ask cont'd: and bc i’m dumb and forgot some prompts, have any or all of these for the archie/zheng drabble 🤲 traveling together, sunrise/sunset, sharing clothes
Ooooh ok ok! Neither of these are characters that I feel super comfy writing yet, so hopefully this is ok! I also ran in a little different direction with your prompts, hope that's ok XD
This is set in a modern au where Jim, Olu, Archie, and Zheng are in a polycule.
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Archie stands at the airport and stares out at the cars coming and going, briefly wondering if she should pull out her phone and see if she missed Jim. But then there's a honk, and a shout, and she sees their shitty truck pull into a space that's far too small.
"Archie!" But it's not Jim yelling at them from the driver's seat. It's Zheng, big sunglasses on her face, waving to catch their attention before she flips off the car she cut off to claim the spot. She turns back to Archie, still glaring. "You coming?"
Her old duffel bag gets tossed in the truck bed, then Archie dutifully climbs in. They barely get their seatbelt buckled before Zheng is bullying her way back into traffic. She's a safer driver than Jim, but only because she doesn't speed in quite the same way. While Jim drives like they're in an action movie, Zheng drives like she owns the road. Which, maybe she does, Archie doesn't know.
"Where's Jim?" Archie asks. "Thought they were going to pick me up."
Zheng raises her eyebrow and gives them a look. "Didn't you get their texts? They got called in to work."
"Oh. Shit." Archie digs out her phone and squints at it. "Still on airplane mode. Oops."
Sure enough, when they turn cell service back on, there's two missed calls and three texts from Jim, and another from Oluwande.
They catch the brief hint of a smile when they say as such before Zheng turns back to the road. "Well, I free, and Jim didn't mind me taking this piece of shit truck since my car is in the shop, so..."
"Cool. Thanks, mate." Archie grins and kicks their feet up on the dash. There's already scuff marks there, from countless other times. "Surprised you didn't bring Olu, have a nice little car date on the way here."
There's a brief moment of hesitation, then Zheng sighs. "I... thought it would be nice to have one with just you, instead."
Archie stares at her. "Come again?"
"We don't really ever do this, just you and me." Zheng gestures between them, but keeps her eyes on the freeway. It's busy, all loops and busy traffic, and Archie's glad Zheng is driving because they always get lost when they come here. "Me and Olu go on dates, you and Jim go on dates, or you and Jim and Olu, or all four of us. Even Jim and I fuck around when you two are gone, but..."
Realization slowly dawns. "Never just you and me."
It hasn't been intentional. It's just been the way things have fallen into place. It's too easy to lean into the relationships that are already there, and Archie sometimes forgets to try and make new bonds. But Zheng is right. They're in this together, and even if they try and all that ends up happening is a strong friendship, then that's okay. It's still important that they try.
Besides. Archie doesn't think that they'll end up that way. Zheng is too cool, and Archie falls in love too easily.
Zheng's got her 'I'm pissed that I'm having to be vulnerable and talk about shit' look, which is cute in a scary sort of way. Archie's into it. "So I thought that maybe, I could come pick you up, and you and I could have time. And if you hate it, then we can never do it again."
"I won't hate it. Promise."
Her eyes flicker over to Archie's. "Really?"
"Really really." Archie grins. "You gonna take me for fancy dinner on the way home then? I'm fucking starving."
"I was thinking burritos or burgers," Zheng says dryly, trying to hide a smile. "Something to fill your bottomless stomach."
Archie's stomach gurgles as if on cue. "Fuck yeah! Maybe burgers, unless you want me shittin' my pants on the way home."
"Charming." But Zheng still heads for the next exit, as if she knows a spot.
Archie waits until they're off the highway and stopped at a red light before she turns, tucking her knee up on the bench seat, scooching as close as her seatbelt will allow. "Hey."
Zheng eyes her warily. "What?"
"Just -" Archie leans in, and presses a soft kiss to Zheng's pretty mouth. She pulls away and smiles. "Just wanted to kiss you, is all. Didn't really say hello."
A pleased smile creeps onto Zheng's face. She reaches for Archie, fisting a hand in her t-shirt, and pulls her back in.
Her mouth is just as soft against Archie's the second time around. And if they're still kissing when the light turns and the car behind them starts honking, well - that's alright. Archie just laughs against Zheng's mouth, flipping the middle finger out their rear window.
They're not in any rush.
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