#I'm in love with the idea that the kids at Xavier's institute all think he's lame

[itsmemuffy]

Give me old geezer Logan. Not old man! Logan. I'm talking about "young," fresh faced Logan who is stubborn and stuck in his ways.

Who barely knows how to work a phone and doesn't understand texting etiquette (it takes him minutes to even type out a single sentence)

Logan who gets frustrated by modern slang and pop culture references

Who thinks himself to be so suave and cool, but is about 30 years behind current trends (at best)

Logan who nags and lectures the kids (and sometimes his peers) about the quote-unquote good 'ol days

Who has accumulated so much knowledge about nature and survival and gives unsolicited advice as soon as these topics arise

Logan who thrives on routine and has the same bland breakfast every day: coffee (black) and two slices of toast

Who values silence and simplicity- his favorite way to destress is on a bench in the shade whittling away at a slab of wood

Logan who often finds himself falling asleep on the recliner, book still in hand, whose snoring could wake the dead

Who refuses to throw anything away- insisting it can be repaired or repurposed. If he does throw something away, he replaces it with an exact copy

In short, no matter how handsome he is or how impressive his skills are, Logan is always an old geezer at heart ♡