#I'm gunna be dumb broke

[mrprettywhenhecries]

billy with a boombox outside win's window but the music coming from the speakers is decidedly not appropriate

Say Anything

⇾ w.c. 623 words ⇾ warning(s). none really ⇾ a/n: let's just pretend that say anything didn't come out in '89 for the sake of this timeline lol. Also, it's been a bit since I've written Win & Billy, so hopefully I'm not completely out of practice 😅

Sighing heavily, Win grimaced as she realized she’d just sighed again for the umpteenth time in the past ten minutes.

She’d been irritable all morning, snapping at Billy for something dumb he’d said – she couldn’t even remember exactly what it had been now – but she’d stormed off, coming home to fume about it.  On any other day, she probably would have scoffed at him and rolled her eyes, or tell him to fuck off half jokingly and then forget about it, but today she’d taken it personally, even when she knew he hadn’t meant it that way.

It was stupid.  And now she was in her room crying over it, wanting to call him, but too stubborn to, half hoping he’d call her.

The faint sound of music drifting through her window caught her attention and she wiped at her eyes before lifting her head from her pillow and rolling out of bed, grabbing the first thing she found to throw on, which happened to be one of Billy’s cutoffs she’d stolen, the Ratt logo on the front faded.

Pushing the window open, she found Billy standing outside by the curb next to his Camro, boombox hoisted over his head as it blared KISS.

“What the hell are you doing?” Win exclaimed, having to raise her voice to be heard over the music.

I really love you, baby, I love what you've got.  Let's get together, we can get hot.

“Apologizing,” Billy called, walking closer, a grin tugging at his lips.

“As far as apology’s go, I’m not really sure about this one,” Win teased, leaning against the window sill, trying to keep the amusement from her face.  As soon as she’d seen him standing there, she knew she’d already forgiven him.

No more tomorrow, baby, time is today.  Girl, I can make you feel okay.

“Aw c’mon, what’s so bad about it?” Billy asked, raising an eyebrow at her.  “I thought you were into this romantic shit?”

“Romantic shit?” Win repeated incredulously.  “I don’t know if I’d exactly call this romantic,” she huffed, her chest aching with affection.

“What’s not romantic about it?  Is it the choice of song?”

No place for hiding, baby.  No place to run.  You pull the trigger of my, love gun. 

Win snorted, clamping her mouth shut to keep from laughing.  “Yeah, that might have something to do with it.”

Billy frowned.  “I thought it expressed my feelings pretty well,” he explained, biting his lip to keep from smirking.

“Oh– oh, I see,” Win quipped, shaking her head.  “So you just wanna get in my pants, is that it?”

“Well, that’s part of it,” Billy shrugged.  “But I really am apologizin’ here.  I was an ass earlier.”

Win’s lips curled slightly.  “Yeah, I know.”

Billy directed her a long suffering look.  “I’m sorry!” he exclaimed.

You can't forget me, baby, don't try to lie.  You'll never leave me, mama, so don't even try.

“Do you forgive me yet?” Billy called over the music when Win didn’t respond, half afraid she was gunna tell him no, just get back at him, but when she broke into a grin, he knew he'd succeeded.

“Yes, okay!” Win exclaimed, leaning further out her window.  “Now will you shut that off and get over here before you wake my dad up?” she cried, her voice tinged with laughter.

Billy shut off the boombox and set it down, striding to her open window.  “You know, your room being on the first floor kinda ruins the effect somewhat,” he pointed out, stepping closer so Win could wrap her arms around his shoulders.

“Yeah, a bit,” she agreed, “but it makes it so much easier for you to sneak in,” she grinned, letting him kiss her.

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[werenzki]

so ready for this ufc crap at rogers place to be over cause then it's all hockey hockey and hockey baby 😎

[poisonouswritings]

Okay so you've done the jealousy hc a few times but here's another scenario

A really really pretty/handsome mc. Everywhere they go, mc gets hit on, check out and whatever else. BUUTTT imagine mc getting free stuff all the time. Like they'll be at a bar and someone anonymously pays for their drinks. All the street vendors keep giving 'free samples' and discounts. Some jewellery stalls will legit give mc free earrings. And it's not just people finding mc hot, what if they get shy instead? Like people stuttering when talking to mc. They just walking away from that completely oblivious like 'welp hope that's guys okay'.

-I feel like sage would get salty but on the flip side he'll ask mc to go get them some free street cakes, and hey he's already broke so at least now he doesn't have to pay for mc all the time. Not if it's jewellery tho. "oh but mc those earrings don't go with that outfit :( let's go out after you finish up in the library I'll steal buy you whichever ones you want or we can even match so people back off :)"

-Felix is petty. Petty little man. He'll just get pouty and pull you away saying he's got more than enough to buy every single stall if you want. (He doesn't, he used up everything for olives, coffee and cat toys) but as the same time he might use you for his elaborate pranks.

-Okay so it's a universal fact that Anisa LOVES FOOD. And if you're going somewhere new together and trying out different types of meats and bread together and generally having fun but whoops y'all got carried away and she doesn't have enough money on her at the moment? Of course she's against stealing or conning people (unlike a certain salty merc) but she's thankful for being able to get away with it in that moment. Probably ends up feeling bad tho.

-I can't see this working with rime. If y'all are going out together it's gunna be somewhere EXPENSIVE AS HELL. No one's bold enough to pay for all that. But let's say someone somewhere finds you cute and orders you desert. Rime is not having it. Probably scoffs at whatever they got and (loudly so everyone can hear it) tells the waiter that it's not to your liking. Orders you something else (that he knows you like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))and pays before hand. Grouchy till the food arrives but then he sees you stuffing your face like a dork and offering to spoon feed him a bite and everything's good again :)

-Hmmmm i dunno about saaros. He'd see it coming right? I dunno what to write for him 🧍

OH BUT I DO THINK SAAROS WOULD GUESS WHO SENT/PAID FOR IT. He smort detective.

-Balsam is okay with it. He knows you're amazing, and you deserve to be spoilt!!!! He's on high alert tho, might check the food making sure it's not spiked before letting you enjoy.

-If Lucan sees you romantically then he might get a little sad. You wouldn't be able to tell tho other than his ears sagging a bit. But he'd start teasing you about it 'ooooo mmccccc someone liiikkkessss youuuu'. That teasing would strategically turn into complimenting you and making you blush ;)

-You become ayannas distraction. No questions asked. You go up to the guard and ask questions and she sneaks past and does whatever bullshit she wants. She takes you EVERYWHERE.

-hmmm I'm not entirely sure about elowens reaction either tbh. She's definitely not gunna let it slide but I don't think she'd have too much of a big reaction about it? Like if someone's complimenting you she'd just lean into and be like 'ikr isn't my PARTNER so amazing? I'm SO LUCKY TO BE DATING THEM'

i wanna do tulsi but I gotta go now- I'm really sorry for such a long ask •́ ‿ ,•̀ i will do it again probably. Also I definitely made a lot of typos so my bad 🗿

-egg anon (dumb bitch anon)

Egg I got your follow-up message and don't worry it happens! I've made that mistake too before

Honestly you're right about all of them and there isn't much I can add.

Does Sage feel a little bit upset with himself that he can't afford to buy you things so often? Yes. But is he also totally taking advantage of your beauty to get free snacks? Yes. When you immediately turn to offer him a bite or whatever, it makes him feel better. Does not understand how you're so oblivious when people get so flustered around you. Is also double-checking nothing has been spiked and he stays close to you when you're eating/drinking something just in case.

Felix is salty because if he has to be part of House Anguis he might as well get to use it for something. But if you can distract the guards while he pours a bunch of birdseed into the wild aviary so all the birds fly around shitting everyone on everyone in the castle? Hilarious and worth it. Let him cause chaos.

Anisa feels bad but that pastry looks so good 🥺 so she lets it go and splits it with you (rather you split it with her) but she's so angy on the inside. Will bring money to pass the person back next time she sees them.

Sorry but imagine Rime loudly being like 'NO THEY DON'T LIKE THIS' and then you softly go 'no wait that looks really tasty' and then he has to order you the same thing while looking like a jealous idiot hehehe

Saaros just has their future-journal and as you guys are eating they're like 'save room for dessert' and then the waiter brings you a cake slice,, because of the journal Saaros already knows who got it for you so you have to try and detective it out while Saaros plays cold/hot with you over it

Yeah Balsam is checking to make sure it's not spiked. If it is he just calmly sets it aside (without telling you why, he doesn't want to scare you), grabs your hand, and immediately drags you somewhere else while making sure you're not being followed. He's not an idiot. He knows people can be violent and horrible. But when you're all wholesome and innocent and oblivious and shoving a snacc in your mouth, he knows humans can be sweet and lovely too.

Is very fun if you're dating Lucan and he gets all sad and you just set the gift down and cuddle him and smooch his cheek and he regains 1000+ happy points and absolutely teases you.

You have no idea you're helping Ayanna steal things or break into places she just tells you to go talk to those guards and you just fuckin go off. People will stop walking to listen you. Ayanna can cause so much havoc and no one even notices because you're so cute.

At first Elowen is annoyed but then you're so oblivious that she can't help but laugh and go along with it. Plus you guys can share whatever you get. And as long as no one tries to flirt with you, she's okay.

Tulsi!! Yeah girl!!! She's a gremlin and she's an opportunist. 100% supports you getting stuff so she can have some. Plus she can use you to get better deals from her suppliers. Mwahaha.

[alexenglish]

i'm sorry if this is a dumb question but are gigi and zayn back together? or was that snap where she was blue from before they broke up? i thought they broke up well before may but maybe i'm wrong?

they did break up in March, but obviously, yeah, they’ve been seen together and he’s been at the farm etc. I think they’re in that like weird post-break up middle where you’re trying to decide whether or not you’re trying again. Zayn said they’re not putting any labels on their relationship, butI think unless something big happens, they’re gunna give it another go.

[poisonouswritings]

A thing happened and i think my diaphram evaporated with how hard i was laughing.

So i dunno if you know this audio but it was really popular on tik tok and it basically goes 'herE COMES THE BOOYYYYYY HELLOO BOOYYY WELCOMEEE' and one of my male cats was born around that time so everyone just ended just called him 'THE Boy'. I call him fucko tho :)

And this very cute guy who I've mentioned before broke into came over to my house for breakfast today as a casual hang out except i didn't know he was over and i started calling out to The Boy to give him breakfast and all I heard was a very confused "......yeah?need something?" from behind me. Anyway I accidentally elbowed him in the face.

I'm also gunna share that he suggested we get matching sponge bob and Patrick pajamas.

-egg anon (dumb bitch anon)

I don't use TikTok but it sounds familiar?? Maybe I'm thinking of this one

Anyways 12/10 skills there Egg the best way to a guy's heart is through his nose after you break it

Also matching SpongeBob and Patrick pajamas is either the farthest possible friend zone or marriage proposal-level shit so congrats?