#I'm gonna go kick rocks or smthn

[blown-blooms]

Gonna be a contrarian and say I don't like fitzier but only because I feel it invalidates their friendship and brotherly bond. It's just, being aromantic myself, it stinks seeing platonic and familial love pushed to the side for romantic. Is platonic and familial love not enough? Does it have to go to romantic to truly have an impact? Is romance the be all end all of important relationships? To have a relationship that intense, must it be romantic?

[no-ditches-no-bitches]

Pacing around outside the silly guys lil villain base or smthn... UGH! How does she even approach someone-- How does she really - do things now? Will she mess everything up? Velvette mumbled a few words to herself, pulling out a really messy piece of paper and reading it. Nothing bad! Just... Just uh, a really terribly scribbly form of words that had... Well... A lot of... Words?

Yeah, after freaking out to her dads for a LONG time she decided to maybe try and- hang out with Ditch? Like... Genuinely? Who knows what that'd be, but... You know. Moving the paper from one hand to the other, the girl continued walking back and forth in a nervous frenzy. Good god. She's a mess.

°•. ✿ ❜ Christ- dad why'd you have to give such shitty advice about crushes and- ❛

What was she supposed to do? go in? "Hey I know you're like really cool and I'm not as cool as you but I'd really like to go out with you--" no, that's too straight forward... "I like you?" No... Velvette kicked a rock in frustration. "Oh, let's watch a movie sometime! I know a really good horror movie--" NO! What if she gets scared and is a coward? Even worse, what if HE gets freaked out? Ditch doesn't seem like the kinda guy that'd freak out though... .

°•. ✿ ❜ AAAAGHHHH--!! ❛

Velvette grabbed her phone from her pocket, typing in a number super quick, she paused in her walking, whispering urgently to the person on the other side of the call.

°•. ✿ ❜ DAD. I don't think this is gonna work. I'm outside and I am LITERALLY losing my shit-- ❛

✧.* ❜ You'll be fine, Jay was the same way, you know. Just be yourself, alright? You have the gift you made, right? ❛

Velvette glanced to her bag. She exhaled and slowly nodded,

°•. ✿ ❜ Well, yeah-- But what if he doesn't like it? ...Can you pick me up I am NOT ready for this-- ❛

... She's not even trying to be obvious. Considering she could probably be heard from out there... Damn.

~ @venomousvelvette, on the phone freaking out to poor Daniel....

and indeed, she was! And yet again, Ditch- well. Was napping. Again. not a reference to any of mods moots or anything. Hehe. He.

anyway! The stinker blinked his eyes open, wondering who the fuck was making such a racket out there. What time even was is? Noon? Early evening? Who knows! There’s no clocks in his lil lair so, I guess he doesn’t know either.

He slowly rose up. Like a frickn’ zombie, I might add. And cracked his back. You know, normal wake up stuff. Ditch skittered over to the door, swinging it open suddenly.

“excuse me, some people are trying to nap here. Can ya keep it down-?!”

Awkward…

[gemharvest]

Gf for the character thing ? :] or maybe Nene if you received her already

I HAVEN'T RECEIVED HER YET THANK YOU !!!!!!!!! I'll do Nene too, I'll just make it her own post after posting this. :J

favorite thing about them: I love her dumbgirl swag. There's something so special to me that both her and Boyfriend are fuckin'. Dumb As Rocks. ALSO I LOVE THAT SHE'S CANONICALLY AN ARTIST that's such a sweet thing to me. I would pay one morbillion dollars for a GF commission (because she has no idea how they work).

least favorite thing about them: I WANT HER TO DO MOREEEEHGNJFN.. Like she's probably done as much as BF has so that's not a critique of the game, I just wanna see her do more. Because I love women. Oh also I think they should remake every canon piece depicting her and make her canonically fat. I often forget she isn't fat in canon and then I feel sickly when I look at like, the volume 1 cover and she's thin. W-Whe';re h.er tumm-.my go..,m,l,l,...,, <- sorry for crytyping but it fits.

favorite line: That's how you do it! <- I was gonna jokingly just go up down left right but then I remembered she says that in the tutorial. And I quote it to myself all the time so.

brOTP: Y'know what, similar to BF, I think a GF & Darnell friendship would be fuckin' s-tier. I often think abt this post Keyy made tbh. I know that's specifically the Funkycule AU and pup has them in a QPR but I do think abt it often. Also, before I was a romantic PicoGF guy my interpretation of RGB had Pico & GF as just friends, probably closer friends the longer they're in their relationships with BF cuz like, bonding over a shared partner or smthn LMAO so I'll give an honorable mention to Pico & GF friendship.

OTP: WOag. RGB. Wow I've never heard of that before. How many times can I joke about RGB being my OT3 for this game before it gets annoying LMAO anyways. I ALSO REALLY LOVE GFNENE I wish they had more fics. So bad. I'm actually shocked by how bare their tag on AO3 is. They weren't lying, fandom does hate femslash. /hj

nOTP: Is there anyone out there who actually ships her with Senpai. I think that'd be my only answer ALSO YOU KNOW WHAT. I chickened out on saying it with BF but I also consider BF and Senpai a nOTP but like, I DON'T HATE ANYBODY WHO SHIPS IT. OF COURSE. I don't think it's "problematic" to ship Senpai with either of them it's just, like, the most thought I have on Senpai is that I want to kick sand into his eyes. So that feeling doesn't really translate into a desire to see him shipped with anyone. I'm sorry to anybody who ships Senpai with either of them, I respect your grind, it is just sooooo not for me.

random headcanon: This headcanon is like, so deep into my personal GF characterization/ fuckin'. AU. If you wanna call it that atp. BUT ANYWAYS. Fuck this is gonna need quick background hold on. The canon explanation for her looking human iirc is literally just "true love" or whatever tf. But that's not as fun to play with. So instead I like to write her as being ashamed of being a demon, especially because of her parents' actions, so she masks her demon traits. And she reaaaalllly does not like letting them slip through, especially around a specific person (this is foreshadowing for something idek if I'll get to any time soon Sorry). BUT! She is on a limit for how long she can hide her demon traits until doing so starts to hurt her, either through draining her energy or like, it causing physical damage to continue hiding parts of her. And while she trusts Pico & BF, she's still got shit that she's just. Not. Sorting out. So when she feels she's about to reach a limit with it she locks herself away to rest until she's well enough to continue like normal. Girlie No (guy who is writing her to do this) (don't worry I'm going to also write her getting better abt this) I'm gonna eventually have to make a "Karl's Personal FNF Demon World Building" master-post or whatever just cuz this shit is so fun for me to work with Idk.

unpopular opinion: GEH once again idrk if this is an unpopular opinion but I've been using this to just. Complain. About stuff I have seen and disagree with so whatever I'm continuing the trend. Like Pico, I feel like I see. So many. Interpretations of her that just feel Wrong. Like I see people make her The Smart One or like. Dominant Girlboss with little substance beyond that. And it's like. Cool, yay, I love fandom misogyny. FUCK it's probably still rotting in my drafts but forever and always my reaction to this phenomenon with her is "This girl gets her hand stuck in peanut butter jars trying to eat pb with her hands. This is your Smart One?" and I should get it out of my drafts bc I'm real for that. DO NOT MISUNDERSTAND ME WHEN I SAY THIS BTW. Interpretations that smarten up BF to the same degree do not flag this to me. When making more serious fanworks with these guys, you're gonna have to give them more smarts than canon will. My issue is specifically when I have seen people still write in a degree of stupidity with BF and then just. Don't? Do the same with GF?

song i associate with them: Very basic but I think the sound is cute with her. My secondary answer would be Nelward - "Werewolf" but that's more of a. Specific Instance. That I don't want to elaborate on. grins

favorite picture of them:

Like literally all of them The Fuck you're making me choose? /silly Here's the fruits of me looking through her wiki gallery:

^ If I had to pick a single favorite, it'd be those panels from the Nendoroid comic. She was real for that. Anyways FUCK I love her. Statements improved when you remember I'm Boyfkin LMAOOOOOO..