#I'm gonna crawl back into my hole😭

[melodyartist]

Could we get some Meneody crumbs? I love them so much

After, I don't even remember how long ago, I'm here to serve.

Today y'all are getting the monster au. Ody is desperately trying to avoid any involvement with the whole fighting to get Helen back, but he finally got caught

[cultishkei]

Somebody just said my art has the whiteskin stare 😭

[aviradasa]

Okay- let’s try this again😭

The boys with a reader that’s like Ginger, I see Ginger had a pretty dominant woman.. like- have you seen how she was in the car scene? I feel like the boys would have a run for their money.

But the genuine ask is how they would help reader prepare for her turning? The way they realize she’s turning/the full moon coming is when streaks of the traders hair starts turning white, and she gets snappy with everyone.

Hey, pookie! I got extremely carried away, so now you're getting a mini series of this cause I'm obsessed, so here's part 1!! Readers gonna be going through it next chapter though 🤣

you again for helping me make the banner. Love you sm and part two should be out in a day or two! I hope you enjoy. Also your spacing thing did work i just didn't do it right the first time 🤣🖤

Tlb x gingersnaps! Reader

Pt 2

My masterlist

Life in Santa Carla was already strange enough. Between the weirdos,the assholes and the druggies, it was already the most least popular place anybody normal would wanna be.

But after moving Here 2 years ago you found out that all of that was just the tip of the iceberg.

“ guys i really don't think this is a smart idea. For me at least.” I plead with the boys that were currently leading Me deep into the woods.

“No trust us. you will be completely fine, we won't let anything happen to you.” Marko assures as he strolls alongside me while Paul drags me by the wrist.

“Yeah! We do this all the time don't even worry about it for a second.” Paul adds on as we exit the woods into a clearing that opens Up revealing a really creepy abandon house, run down and overgrown After being left for so long.

“See there it is. told you we knew a spot And this one doesn't have David up our ass.” Paul Jokes as he climbs the porch steps, jumping over a huge hole in the wood, so he can get over to the window and hop through.

“Ta-da, and i live.” He says sarcastically as Marko climbs up next offering me a hand over the hole.

“Dumbass, you're both immortal. You'll would survive either way.” I roll my eyes as I crawl through the window taking in the room we landed in.

“ this place is creepy as fuck. Yall sure this isn't just a plan to get me away to murder me?” I joke,which results in Marko Side eyeing the hell out of me.

“We wouldn't even bother taking you this far out if we were gonna kill you. Plus you would have been dead like 2 years ago.” He replies which makes me have to stop and think for a moment about a comeback response which I give up on finding and just let him have His moment.

“Whatever dude.” I say as we split Off into different directions to Explore opposite parts of the house. I make my way towards the kitchen towards the back of the house.

The floorboards creak with every step any of us take and its not long before I hear Rythmatic footsteps going upstairs followed by a crash and Marko yelling “FUCK” accompanied by Paul cackling.

I don't bother asking if they are alright as I know the answer already.

In the kitchen I spot an arrey of objects scattered about. Everything was left behind from what it looks like and with one peek Into the maggot and mold filled fridge I'm proven very right.

As I shut the fridge Door I see a shadow move past quickly in the next doorway making me jump before rolling my eyes once again.

“Really. don't play with me. I'm not gonna fall for whatever it is your pulling here.” I groan in an unamused tone as I make my way over to the room where the shadow ran by. Finding myself in the dining room.

I quickly notice a bunch of mannequins set up at the table to look like they are eating whatever It was that used to be on those plates.

“ aren't those things freaky lookin?” A voice says from behind me making me jump and whip around to see it was just Paul who i hit in the shoulder.

“Don't fuckin do that holy shit. What are you doing in here sneaking round?” I ask him.

“Uh I just got in here. i followed you after Marko went through the stairs. He's checking out the 2nd floor now to see if some stuff we left is still here.” He answers with a grin moving past me to walk further into the room.

“ what you seeing things already? I though you said you were sober when we left?” He teases as he flips a hat off of a nearby mannequin and snatches the wig off of another, placing it on his head.

“What do you think should I go purple?” He asks as he strikes a stupid pose.

“Ooo I keep this look i could be a member of the holograms all i would need is a goddamn leotard and some pink makeup.” He jokes Once more before I snatched the wig off his head and put it back on the mannequin.

“ Oh god don't.” I say with a laugh at the thought shaking my head in false disappointment.

“ you are an actual idiot.” I tell him earning a Snicker. But just then I see that shadow rush past behind Paul and into another doorway which looks like it leads to a celler.

“ look! There it goes again! There's something in here. Like actually something just ran down there.” I point as I rush past him to peer down the steps to try and see anything.

“ what the fuck are you going on about.” He says as he approaches the celler only getting a few feet away before studdenly stopping, grabbing me by the arm and yanking me back.

“ oh fuck that, we gotta get out of here Right now.” He tells me suddenly serious As Marko come around the corner.

“ Hey we need to go i just found-” he starts before Paul Cuts him off as he drags me past him. “ Yeah we know just saw it run to the basement.” He explains as Marko tails behind us.

“Wait what the hell dude what the fuck was that? ” I ask confused as I'm not used to seeing these guys rushing to get away from anything really.

“ thats a werewolf. One of the few things on this planet that can kill us and you.” Marko replies As he looks behind us as we run to the window jumping out as quick as possible

“Werewolves, what the hell do you mean werewolves? I thought they arent real?” I asked suddenly, a lot more freaked out. I was cool Finding out vampires existed. And i was fine when learning about witches. But now werewolves? What's next mermaids?

“ girl. Let me try to ask this as nicely as possible and I'm sorry I'm gonna sound like a total dick but. Are you fuckin kidding me?” Paul asks in a sassy and almost dumbfounded manner as we Start sprinting across the field surrounding the house. Trying to make it to the woods.

" oh fucking can it you know damn well-" Before I can finish answer we hear a snarl and I'm pushed to the ground as I hear shouting and what sounds Like the boys fighting a wild animal.

I stand up as fast as I can to see Paul with this Ugly dog looking creature on top of him.

I stand there wanting to help but unsure how to and at some point while i was frozen in fear the creature got tossed off by marko, Its spine colliding with a tree trunk, a sickening crunch being heard as it slumped to the ground.

But it didnt take long for the beast to recover as i got back up and shook off the throw, and thats when i managed to get a good look at it.

Its fur was ratty and sparse across leathery looking skin. It's ribcage was showing and it's eyes burned A bright yellow under the shine of the moonlight as bared it's teeth with Saliva dripping from its mouth.

Just then I hear Marko yell at me to run and meet them back by the motorcycles and I quickly take that order and start hauling ass into the woods trying to stick on the path we originally came from.

As I run and stumble over rocks,tree roots and other things lining the forest floor I stop to catch my breath for a moment thinking I've gotten far enough away.

That is when I realized At some point I had gotten turned around and now I find myself in unfamiliar territory.

I frantically look around trying to spot anything familiar but to no avail. Only zeroing my sights on two yellow lights in the distance.

“Oh thank god.” I breath out. Thinking in my adrenaline high brain that maybe those may be headlights Or reflective markers to someone's property, so I head towards them.

Once I get closer under the light of the moon my eyes are able to dial in right and I make a horrible discovery,

Those weren't lights at all. They were eyes.

A growl rips through the air as the creature jumps on me grabbing hold of shoulder, ripping at the flesh as I scream.

Blood pours out of the wound soaking my cloaths and spurting onto my face as I try to fight against the creature getting it to release my shoulder only for it to latch onto my arm, raking it's claws down my chest while it's back claws Dig into my calf.

I manage to ise my other knee to jab it in the stomach so it let go while I use my good arm to grab a stick. Thinking fast i Stab the lycanthrope in the ear before crawling out from under it.

A deafening whine comes from the werewolf as it scratches and paws at its ear trying to get the stick out of its flesh.

But i dont look back,

I continue to crawl away using a tree to stand myself up, the blood loss making me feel dizzy as I do so and I stumble back to the ground.

Deciding to then maneuver myself between the tree and a nearby rock to hide, knowing I wouldn't be getting much farther in my condition.

I hear the snapping of twigs and branches as the werewolf approaches. Hearing it take deep breaths to try and catch my scent.

I can't see it though as my vision begins to fade and I feel myself losing consciousness.

I try to move my body but my limbs refuse and I am stuck only able to listen as what I presume to be my death approach. In those last moments though I can't help but wonder if the boys were ok.

“wake up. Wake the fuck up! I know your still alive i can hear that your heart is beating. So wake up!” I hear as I'm shook awake by a bloody Paul wild looking paul.

My eyes shoot open and my hands clutch onto the sleeve of his jacket like a lifeline as I sit up way my eyes darting around looking at everything in sight as try to gain my barings.

“ woah ok slow down. Your ok. Your alive. Just take a second.” I hear markos voice from what sounds like above me. He's probably perched on the rock that I'm hidden next to.

“ How? How the fuck am I alive?” I ask voice raspy and hoarse feeling like I haven't had a drink in years.

“good question. We were just about to ask you the same thing.” Paul Responds to you.

[yakuzabrainrotlive]

I have had NO time to play lately fr. And when I have played, I've been growing Ichiban's social network, picking stuff off the ground and taking pictures. AND killing hundreds of evil santas at the mall because their money yield levels are nuts and I want good gear.

But. I HAVE also made progress with the main plot too. And have had time to... process it a bit.

Yeah, I got to The Reveal :) I am Suffering :) Got to the beginning of chapter 5.

So. What witty lil' thing am I supposed to say here? Like... fuck. Just. Fuck. It shattered my heart to see him break the news with this smile I can't interpret. I mostly see a man who's accepted his fate and made his peace with it, which would be in-character considering... well... *gestures at this man's entire life and then the way he was in Gaiden*. I feel like I'm sadder and more bitter than Kiryu himself is about the whole situation. Or maybe he's just hiding his true feelings very well.

I hate the fact that Kiryu's disadvantaged position in society as an orphan keeps hurting him even this late in life. It feels so unfair, it hurts, it's... incredible writing.

....yeah. Not even remotely surprised. This is just Kiryu in a nutshell. Always looking for people in need of help, a job that needs to be done, a cog he can help turn. He's always looking for a purpose; something to keep him going. And while that's something most people want, I feel like Kiryu is always living to be able to benefit other people. Very noble, but not healthy.

The start of Y3 felt like the closest we'll ever get to him properly settling down and BREATHING for once. I can never go back to that game without breaking down, huh.

THANK YOUUUU ICHIBAN WE'LL BE DOING EXACTLY THAT ❤️ we'll drag that old man into the hospital kicking and screaming if we have to ❤️❤️

Ichiban's overall reaction to the reveal surprised me. I know he's VERY compassionate and caring, but he felt so genuinely distressed it was almost shocking to me. I know they had like... mutual respect and trust going on in LAD, but I didn't get the vibe that they were THIS close. Maybe I have to go back to their shared cutscenes from LAD again. Or maybe Ichiban just feels that strongly, especially after this brief... thing they've had here in Hawaii. Nothing wrong with that at all. We love and respect Ichiban in this house.

Ichiban and Tomizawa... hmu. I will give you soup and warm cinnamon rolls. No questions asked, no need to pay.

Kiryu... please, for the LOVE OF GOD, let them help you. Let someone help you. No, don't just let them help you help others, LEAN ON THEM.

Love to see how effectively Ichiban brings out the sass in Kiryu. This dynamic is peak. They're so silly together.

*banging on my apartment walls* LET ME OUT!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!! PLEASE!! HAVE MERCY 😭😭 I don't wanna see Kiryu like this!! I'm gonna throw up!!

We're in chapter 4 and I wanna crawl into a hole to cry. I am NOT going to survive this game.

:)

ANYWAY YAYYYY!! New party member ^_^ she's SOOO cool, she's STAYING.

Okay so I already kinda have a team I really like and everyone works well together?? How the hell am I supposed to pick 3 people when the old squad (besides Eri, RIP my MVP queen 😔) is definitely coming back as well? Tomizawa and Chitose have grown on me so I don't wanna bench 'em, and I will literally be 6 feet under before Kiryu even looks at the bench, so... I'm in trouble 😭

I'm gonna have to see if Tomizawa and Chitose can be built around Ichiban and Kiryu, or if others will fill roles better. If anything's gonna make me bench 'em, it's going to be my hyper-optimizing, excel-sheet making brain that loves to make my teams as BROKEN balanced as possible.

OKAY ALSO. That better not have been it for the Barracudas. Like, for real. They were portrayed as SOOO spooky and dangerous and they honestly felt like The Threat to me. Are they really folding this early? I hope not.

THE SQUAD HAS ASSEMBLED! So pleased to have a full team ^_^

[kiunlo]

can i just say i had a really good day today. i was really buggered taking care of Mini yesterday (little chihuahua puppy) and today Mini was far too tuckered out from yesterday to play for any longer than an hour, and she slept the rest of the day (while Jerry was also sleeping on the couch too <3)

and then my mum went out to go shopping and brought back a small dog harness and a few leashes, cuz i was telling her if i wanted to make Mini a custom harness from scratch i'd need some of those clasps and a few metal rings, and I was actually able to instead simply cut off like 24 cm of material from the harness straps, sew the harness back up in order to make it EVEN SMALLER, and then it fit Mini quite well! Mini is like. super tiny LMAO and I was shocked that her owner was even able to find a regular collar for Mini, so her having this custom-fit harness is really good! I'm always worried whenever I take her outside that she's gonna run off, since our front yard doesn't have any gates (STUPID) and the wire fence that we have as a fence (ALSO STUPID) has square holes that…are bigger than Mini's entire body so even if we did have gates she'd just be able to crawl through 😭 I'm just too worried about her getting hurt or lost so now that I got the harness for her I will feel soooo much better about taking her outside.

here's Mini in her harness!

[daegorth]

I just watched Leo's interview and my face hurts from smiling so much. It was so so good!!!

The questions were different from the same same he almost always gets, he was smiling and laughing and joking around.

He got to talk about his kids and Anto, and I always love the look on his face when he does!!!

The interviewer, Migue was amazing. Kind of swinging between sincere and like... affectionately teasing? I mean, he told him to his face that his leg tattoo are kinda shit lmao And Leo's response of thrashtalking back made me die laughing. Leo rlly went 'I didn't want to tell you but yours are also really bad man, horrible' 😭😭😭 like, my man felt a bit of outrage there.

That part where Leo said that he and Anto want a daughter 😍😍😍 and then Migue tells him that the gender of the child depends on d*ck size lmao😭😭😭 big d*ck equals boys💀💀💀💀

I also laughed like an idiot every time Migue took pot shots at p*g like saying that he was a fan before Leo went there and now he doesn't want to have anything to do with it and is ready to fistfight the entire club. And then cutting himself off to argue with the producers and telling them that that part of the interview was gonna stay in, while Leo smiles all awkwardly 🤣🤣🤣

And... that last question... Where Leo looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die of embarrassment...

Did I get it right that he was asking about the viral images of him in the Miami kit where his *ahem* endowments were kind of very very obvious? Lmfao, Leo knew where he was going with that as well and started hiding his face😭😭😭

And in the end he lets the intrusive thoughts win and he asks him for a kiss on the mouth💀😭💀😭

Nah, fam I'm gonna keep this interview on tap for the next time I feel down, because that felt like a shot of pure, unadulterated joy.

[washa]

as @xanyiaz has posted, i am listening to Avior's playlist (finally) ‼️ So here are some of my favourite things i've said

spoilers ahead for videos 1 to 5 (It's not separated so. Can't tell you what belong to what video sorry 💔)

(i'll probably post a part 2 later)

I'm gonna fight him

he's talking abt closeknit isn't he???

im crying he rifted into hell?? 😭😭

BROS GOT SOME MENTAL WARFARE SO CREATED A HELL??

oh god just rift me back please

i might actually start sobbing if be keeps complimenting Aria

Did he just fall into the fucking circle or fire.???

HELP I CALLED IT LMFAOAOAO HE DID FALL

i imagined he just flopped onto the ground like a pancake

HELP AM I BAIT RN??? WDYM TOUCH IT ⁉️

Working conditions my ass you are just a walking OSHA violation

YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT AND GO "well it's your choice 😊"

and i wanna marry his vocabulary

ok i touched it now what?? do i start spouting shit

PROCREATE??? you wanna try or something??

Wait why are we talking about children???

also ur not imperfect doll just stubborn and slightly an ass

he's basically in quarantine rn

yeah starlight shut up i love dramatic pacing

he just sips on whatever feelings he wants like somebody coulda lost their dog and he just like "oh yummy sad nom nom"

HELP HE JUST FOUND A PERSON W MENTAL PROBLEMS AND GOES YUMMY FOOD

he just knocked you out and threw you in a meridian and waved you off w the same energy as "have a nice day of school kids 🤗"

dreamwalkers are basically jigglypuffs but with more pain then

its not everyday i get trapped in hell w a demon who got clickbaited by a cult member

again not really seeing why we cant just say fuck it and jump into said meridian (yes the foreshadowing is hilarious ik 😕)

why is he talking to me like im in labour "take a breath before you push again" my ass

HELLO AM I STUCK FINGERING THE DAMN MERIDIAN?? PULL ME OUT PLEASE??

wait if i die do i just respawn like a minecraft character?? do i just appear again at my set point or something 😭

HELP I JUST CATAPULTED BACK?? I just recoiled away from the merdian and ejected into the ring pits of hell??? Did my body make a boiing sound like those spring doorstops??

ofc i broke my damn leg. ofc i broke my damn leg 😮‍💨

ain't it hot rn? like fire is right below us 😭

What else is broken??? yk despite my fucking mental state probably

Ok ok Avior dearie, shit, is not what you say when treating a probably VERY broken arm. Like an arm whose bones would've probably put a bowl of mash potatoes to shame.

Wait was starlight like walking down the fucking street and a rift just appeared underneath them and they just fell down the damn thing???

Well ik why im here, because, perhaps, crazy idea, it was bc you rifted me here ‼️

guesses and theories?? what is this?? fucking blues clues???

by your sink hole logic, if we just lay here and wait for help it would be the best choice rn. bc like the more we crawl out, the more parts of the wall will fall in and trapping us more

NOT THE I JUST WANNA GO HOME PLEASE HES SO SWEET

the most cliche scratch on the cheek AND THE TOUCHING URGH😭

god he's like a shitty sour patch kid. Sour then salty, then sweet and hopefully not gone iygwim.

[i-want-all-the-cookies]

Hey, it's me, crawling back after being gone for a while 🥸. Unfortunately I've had to deal with a series of unfortunate events in my life. One of which was losing my notes (AGAIN) 😭. Soo in the attempt to try and get back into the swing of things, I'm gonna post some of my story wip ideas in hopes that it will motivate me enough to actually start writing again.

Note: I'm not including my Jimmy, Forrest, or Philip fics as those have already been started. This is just for wips of fics I only have minimal notes on right now.

Wolf fic

Wolf/Reader or OC

Found friends, unlikely friendship, wrong number, catching feelings for a stranger, dealing with grief

Summary: You're left with an empty hole in your soul after the loss of a great friend. A void that you attempt to fill as you reach out to find some kind of closure. Basically, you wrong dial/text Wolf. He humors you at first with responding, since he's bored and finds your messages entertaining enough to pass the time. But somewhere along the line feelings start to develop, even though he's never even seen your face. Most of this story takes place over messages and almost encounters.

Wolf fated mates fic

Wolf/OC or reader

Enemies-lovers, rivals-lovers, semi forced proximity (both are union members having to deal with union shi), fated mates au, no shifting, mate reveal at age 18, you know before he does, trying to be the bigger person is HARD

Summary of sorts: A member of the union under Yeo-Il. Think Donald's a huge ass but the pay can't be beat, even when having to deal with other union members like Wolf. Especially Wolf. Who you can't seem to get along with from the very first encounter. You both are basically water and oil having to coexist in the same space. But then you turn 18 a couple months before he does, and realize that destiny has played you for a fool, by making Wolf your fated mate. So now you're left trying to figure out what to do next.

Notes: was reading waay to many werewolf stories during the creation of this story idea 🙃

Donald fic

Donald/OC or reader

Oppites attract, aged up characters, both already in the workforce, forced proximity due to work, one night stand not staying a one night stand, very low spice (for now anyway), mostly just sexual tension, expanding on one of my oneshots

Summary-ish: A crazy night out with friends leads to an unexpected one night stand with a dangerous but handsome looking stranger. You check it off as a very delightful YOLO experience, never expecting to meet "what's his name" again. Until you find yourself sitting in a conference room, while your boss introduces the new business partner your company is doing a collaboration with. And if that wasn't awkward enough, you get voted to be the employee to spearhead the details of this new business merger.

Notes: this came about when I mentioned to someone about how cute it would be if Donald developed feelings for someone like the character in my karaoke crackfic. A very opposites attract that just happens to work despite their differences. Only for them to shot that idea down and state he would be better off with someone like one of their own OC's, who's more like him 😐🤨😮‍💨

Welp, challenge accepted I guess.

Jake 7 minutes in heaven fic

Jake/OC or reader

Quiet and reserved character meets popular and outgoing character, opposites attract, 7 minutes of heaven game, forced proximity due to game, aged up characters, college au, college frat party, fish out of water

Summary: You get dragged to some frat party by your more outgoing and social bestie, only to be left alone while they make out with some rando. While trying to blend in and look like you belong you end up getting paired up for a round of 7 minutes in heaven, and before you can even begin to protest, you end up locked in a closet with Jake Ji.

Notes: Haven't decided how spicy I want to make this one. Should I make it more suggestive in nature?  Or should I crank the spice level all the way up 🌶🔥😈

Alright. That's it. Now to wait for some motivation vibes to come and find me.

Also, completely unrelated, but is it just me or have the porn bots uped their game while I've been m.i.a? Like not only are they "following" but now they're also liking posts? And not even locking their accounts, so when you click on the profiles you get an eyeful of "activity"! Like wut in the... left me completely shooketh.

[milfsmackdown]

hey uh I've spoken to you once to send you a fic and I feel like I'm not allowed to make the first move to talk to people but you are an absolute delight and you deserve to be loved and you deserve to be happy ok ok I'm crawling back into my hole now bye

🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭

that’s so sweet 😭😭 im gonna be thinking about this for days 🥺 i wish you all the happiness anon 😤

[delopsia]

Hello and welcome to Del's Outer Range S1 E5 thoughts and wonderings! We are officially going off the deep end, folks!

Wayne absolutely rocked Royal's world.

How I feel every time I come back to Tumblr with my bullshit. Particularly with this thoughts and wonderings series.

Enjoy your two-hour trip to the hospital, Wayne!

Interesting. In one shot, Royal has two bloody wounds on his upper chest; in the next, it's gone.

Lovely to see you here, Trev.

"Time's a motherfucker." Hwat.

That there is a grade-A concussion, Royal.

Hello again, ominous sign

Love that we never addressed what was setting the dogs off? Just boom, Rhett and Perry working on the fence. Can't wait for you two to find out about your west pasture fence!

Why are you so needlessly hot

It's just now hit me that when Perry apologizes, Rhett doesn't even look at him.

I spy Rhett's truck <3

Why is Autumn so hellbent on getting her necklace back?

I feel like Cecelia's suspicious that Royal's having an affair...just a hunch.

Y'all seen my rant about this once, you're gonna hear it again

Where the fuck did the lightning rod on the top of the building go

Hello, clearly not green-screened pictures. Featuring a second one that is definitely not the exact same png of the Abbott's layered onto a different background...

I WANNA TAKE CARNIVAL PHOTOS WITH RHETTTTTTT

Sorry

Lost myself for a second there

It will happen again

I could listen to Dr. Nia Bintu talk for the rest of my life.

Now what...look at this. Royal turns to look at something, and this black-framed picture is behind him. Three people standing for a picture. Look at the background.

But then he turns around to look at it, and—

Not only is the picture different, but this is the same company logo we saw in the E2 flashback, revealing what Royal saw when he went into the hole.

There's a common theory on the OR Subreddit that BY9 stands for "before year nine," referring to how Royal says he can't remember anything from before the age of nine.

Then he turns around, and it's normal again

I am being gaslit by a magic cowboy tv show.

Royal harassing some poor librarian into using the computer for him and then using the pay phone 😭 old man behavior.

"Two bears came out of the woods and mauled 42 of the boys," well damn. Bible study is wild.

Cecelia continues to have trouble connecting to her faith.

I, personally, would crawl out of my skin if a group of women put their hands on me and prayed, but I'm glad Cecelia feels like she's got her support system here.

Cecelia, girl, you could have guessed that Patricia wouldn't have wanted to see your face, all things considered 😭

I aspire to be this comfy, taking a nap in the Wyoming wilderness.

Now why are we so on the nose with the bear cub

The tires in the background imply the Abbott's own some sort of farm/ranch equipment. @OR Writers, can we pleaseeeee see Rhett driving it next season?

The way that the cub is so obviously a doll...better than the CGI bear, ig.

Why is Cecelia trying to bury the cub?

And why does she give up right after she's done digging the hole to put it in the shed instead?

I need to be muzzled. My first thought was, imagine sneaking around and hooking up with Rhett in this shed.

Found momma bear

Billy's flashback to when Wayne was sane, ouch.

"Just because you say something to a person doesn't necessarily mean you mean it."

Poor Matt was just asking what she wanted to eat; now he's subject to Joy's ramblings.

Now Joy is suspicious of Perry. So am I, girl! Keep investigating!

That thing talking inside of you, Joy? It's us, the entire fandom.

ARREST PERRY

"It's in me too, you know," was the wisest thing Perry ever said. Whatever weirdness Royal has going on in him, that rage, it's in Perry.

Cecelia quotes Autumn's "you don't truly know a person" spheal. Please don't let this be an implication of more to come.

Seeing Autumn and Perry go out and have fun at a concert, with the foresight of knowing she's his daughter, is so cute. If only life was normal for the Abbotts, and Perry got to take his daughter Amy to the same concerts he loves.

Aaand now begins the bullshit.

"Whatever you're wrapped up in with your family, I don't want any part of it." Said Maria, an episode before she decided to hook up with Rhett. With no further communication following that statement.

They're so all over each other.

Rhett, taking off his hat, was hot.

I'm sorry

I told you it would happen again.

One chance, your honor. Once chance, I beg.

Perry's, "we argued, I went to bed, and she was gone," feels too clean to me, but alas. I have no proof of a crime. Only a hunch the size of Texas.

"What if I told you it's possible to understand what happened to her, even without knowing exactly what happened to her?" Girl what. Did the hole swallow her up? Royal take her for a ride out back?

Autumn's gonna be really excited when she finds out her necklace was crushed...

How come the powder in the rock doesn't work immediately? Did Royal have to activate it in some fashion for it to work?

Nothing quite like a vision of yourself on your deathbed...

Autumn has a necklace with more of the magic stuff in it

And thus, Royal panics, and I feel sweet, sweet relief at the cut to black.

I am once again free 💃

Rewatching Outer Range for the umpteenth time. Will slowly reblog with random thoughts and theories.

[beaniebeensbaby201]

SPIDERS, clickers and tampons oh my!// JOEL MILLER X READER

A/n: so I just killed a tiny spider and I had an idea for a Joel Killer fanfic😭😭😭thanks to the now dead spider.

Summary: you and Joel go out in the city to buy some tampons for you and Ellie. But on your way to the pharmacy you run into a clicker, and a spider crawls onto your leg as Joel tries to flick it off you as you try not to scream.

Warnings: periods, fluff, no spoilers. Joel being super soft to reader. Mentions of plan B.

When you woke up one morning, you woke up with a start. Thus causing Joel to get up as he soon realized you were bleeding on the white sheets. You were embarrassed. You should have known that you were getting your period, but it was a few days earlier than you thought.

"Fuck, Joel I'm so sorry." You fumbled over your words, as Joel continued to stay silent.

"It's nothing to be embarrassed about." He assured as he took the sheets off the now bloody sheets.

You went over towards your bag only to realize that you were out of tampons. Fuck, you cursed to yourself.

"Joel, I don't have any more tampons." You said out loud as you showed him the now empty box of Tampax.

"We'll go see if there is a pharmacy that hopefully carries more." You nodded your head as you let out a sigh of relief.

"Thank God I'm not pregnant." You mumbled under your breath, enough so that Joel didn't hear what you said.

You and Joel have been married since before the outbreak. You were a few years younger than him in your early thirties. You were in your twenties when you met him when he was in his forties. Ever since Sara Joel has been overprotective of you since Sara has passed.

"I'll go tell Ellie. See if she needs anything." You quickly left the room after you washed yourself up. You were in an abandoned house that you had found, so you three decided to camp out there for a while until Joel decided it was time to leave.

You walk down the hall to Wllie's room to see that she wasn't in there. As you walked around the house, you see Ellie sitting in a love seat. The house looked like it hadn't been remodeled, as it was like colors had thrown up in it. It was very seventies. The living room was a bright green along with the chairs that were white, but they had embroidered vines wrapped around it. The floor was made of wood with a white and green circled carpet.

Ellie was reading her puns book as you could hear her cackles.

"Hey, Elle, do you need any more tamps? I ran out, and I just got my period." You point my thumb at the door as you looked at the younger girl.

"I have one tampon left. You could have it." That was all the answer you needed as you quickly left the girl and grabbed her last tampon. You were going to have to grab at least four more boxes instead of just two.

You ran towards her bedroom for her bag and found one tampon left back in the box. You prayed the lord silently as you grabbed the tampon and ran towards the bathroom. You pulled your jeans down along with your thong, and you inserted the cotton tampon in.

You heard a knock on your door, when you fixed yourself you opened it to see Joel.

"You ready to go?" You nodded your head as you take his hand in yours to head towards where you left the girl.

"Do you want to come into town with us?" You asked. There weren't many infected over here. The last time you saw them was over a week ago, and it's almost been two weeks since you've seen any. She shakes her head as she gives you a wave goodbye. You both bid goodbyes as you head for the town.

You were finally into town. A few clickers had found you, but you were easily able to kill them. Joel was in front of you(as usual), as you watched every step you took.

There was a small hole in the building as you were at a wall greens.

"You think there'll still be tampons?" Joel shrugged in response.

"While I'm here, I'm gonna see if they got plan B. Just for in the future." You didn't miss the frown on his face when you said that.

You looked into his chocolate brown eyes as you, yourself frowned.

"Do you think you could help me get threw the hole? It's a little too high for me to get through." Joel nodded his head, putting his gun back on his shoulders. He cups his hands together to help give your foot a little boost.

"Scope the place out first before you find the door." You heard his gruff voice say. You rolled your eyes but complied to his command.

You didn't see or hear anything as you difficultly pushed the shelf that blocked the door. Joel was pushing the door to help you. Joel is finally threw the door and was at your side.

"Well, let's get the tampons and get out." You huffed as you put your gun away as you didn't have to worry because you knew that Joel had your back. But you still kept your guard up in case anything happened.

But what you didn't know was that there was a clicker hiding. You were going through the isles trying to find the tampons, but you quickly took two packs of condoms. Joel raised his eyebrows as you picked the right size. The last time you got him a large, but he needed an XL.

"You got the right size this time." You rolled your eyes as you past him the box. He tossed the Trojan in his bag as you found three boxes of tampons. You and Ellie share, so it was easier for you two to not go threw so much.

"Ah!" You yelped when you saw a clicker on the other side of the shelf. Joel quickly took your wrist in a tight grip, almost bruising as you ran. You were able to run far as there was another one blocking your exit. Joel tugs your arm once again. You were panting, you and Joel were at the end of the shelf. Your front was pressed against his chest. Your back was against the cold metal as you stared into your husband's eyes.

You were terrified. It's been two weeks almost since you've last seen a clicker. You forgot how terrifying they looked. You felt something crawl on you, and you realized it was a spider. You almost let out a gasp until Joel placed his hand over your mouth. You continued to panic, as you had severe arachniphobia(please lmk if I spelled that wrong).

Joel tried his best to calm you, as he continued to stare into (your eye color). Joel tried to get the wolf spider off of you as you continued to squirm. You let out a yelp, causing the clickers to turn your way. You quickly took the spider off of you as you both run out, making your escape.

They were fast, as one almost caught your leg as you fell. You were quick to kick them in the head, as you let out a shout.

Joel helped you get up as you both made your exit.

You ran a few blocks until you were almost back at the house. You were both panting since it had been a while since you two had ran.

"What the hell took you two so long?" Ellie announced, only to realize that you two were sweating and you looked like you saw a ghost.

"There were clickers. Got the tampons. Spider -" you weezed between each word. You were too young to have to catch your breath after running, yet you have a hard time right now from not exercising enough.

"You're scared of spiders?" She laughed loudly, as you glared at the young girl.

"It was a wolf spider! It was crawling on me! Joel was useless as he wasn't even trying to get the spider off of me!' You said, blaming it on your husband.

"Hey! That's not fair!" He whined, as you huffed in response giving him the cold shoulder.

"Baby!" He called for you as you shunned him.

"You are being shunned, dude you fucked up." Ellie giggled as she watched you walk towards the slide doors.

"Fuck me." He muffled under his breath. He was happy that his wife hadn't changed the last twenty years, and you were still as dramatic as ever.

[fertilize-my-eggs]

Full of Cum dom shigaraki x sub chubby fem! reader smut

🚫MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI THANKS YOU !🚫

Author: y'all remember this post well it's happening😏 this one was stuck in my head for few days and I gotta write it as a fic, I know I should be working the oneshots, I just been too busy. ( btw it's gonna be very short since I'm been having write block idk if that a thing😭😭 )

Warings: LOTS of cummings + basically both you and tomura are horny bastards + rough sex + belly bugle and creampies + over-stimulated. ( reader has a quirk. )

Soft creaking were increasing in volume, sweet honey like drop moans echos in the small room. Shigaraki having his lovely darling in doggy style, your back was pushing down, ass up and your face was drooling sticking onto the pillow underneath you. Your eyes roll back when he's keep hitting that's spot just right, you lost count on how many times you orgasm but he's not stopping any time soon.

" fuck~ ! I'm cumming again-. " he's made a loud whiny groan, shot more of his heavy white cream inside your gummy walls. You cry out his name, He's roll you over to watch your belly being so round, his hand squish your abdomen more making you whimper out. The mixed bodies fluids slowing come out of your sore hole, tomura had the biggest smirk ever, his fingers push it back inside for a bit. Luckily for your quirk called ( quirk blocker ) is that's anyone who's touch your delicate skin or make any contact, their quirk won't work more then one hour or two but since tomura found out about your quirk, he's couldn't keep his hands off of you.

He's grab the bottle of lube from your shared dresser and pop it open, the squeeze sound was all you hear, your heavy eyeslids watching him rub it on his fingers to quickly slide in your tight asshole, you were sobbing a bit. Once he's was satisfied, he's remove his fingers to grab his cum cover cock to your entrance and slide in. You gasp out but only for tomura to smash his scarred lips onto yours. His hips were going faster and deeper, he's was so desperate finding your sweet spot again.

You loudly moan inside his mouth, he's dominate your tongue and he's clearly won as his tongue started to explorer your sweet mouth.

" tomura~! " your muffled cries vibrate his mouth, making him groan.

He's pull away to have you both catch some of the fresh air, he's grabs your thick thighs to push it to your chest, your moan were getting high pitch and begging for more.

" ahh harder please master~ ! " your hands gridded his arms for your dear life, the bed was shaking and you can hear it banging the wall, everyone in the league already used to this plus they're can't say anything beacuse of tomura..

You watch his eyes roll back and tossed his head back as he's release more of his cum inside.

You were panting heavy, your whole body feel exhausted, he's continue to fuck his cum deeper inside your sweet ass. He's give some harsh slaps to your pump ass and start to grab it for holding you still. You constantly have the ahegao face for a while and tomura was dammm that's he's wish he's had his phone to record your dumb fucked out face... Maybe later when he's ask you again to try this.

His hips stiff up as you made a high pitch screaming, your eyes roll back to feel more of his cum being dump inside.

" good girl.. Good fucking girl. " he's groan out, He's pull out to crawl to your face as you lazily blink at him. " clean me up my slutty cumdump whore. " you watch his cock drenched in body fluids, you begin to lick his semi soft cock only for it to come back to life and thobbing. You soft moan out as you lick his side then underside while playing his heavy balls, you couldn't move your body at all, you're too tired.. How in the hell is he's STILL going?!? You though, you suddenly felt his fingers move to back of your head and you look up at him.

" be a good girl and let's master used your sweet mouth for a bit. " you're nodding your head, his cock was sliding in and out not super fast but you can already tell he's sensitive but somehow he's was getting heated making his balls slapping your chin, your eyes roll back and start to tap his thigh.

" breath through your nose pet, let's me just-.." He's doesn't finish his sentence, you already feel his salty cum sliding down your throat making you gag and cough.

He's slowly pull out to watch his cum comming out of your mouth, your jaws hurts from his rough fucking.

He's move away to beat his sore meat so fast and start to spray his watery cum all over your body, you're were too tired and letting him do as he's please.

He's felt pride in his chest watching you cover in his cum, he's quickly grab his phone to take a ton of pictures of your lewd bodies cover in cum, he's move to your sore pussy and ass.

He's pull your lips wide and said." Fuck~. Too fuckin' pretty. " he's bite his lips to get closer look at your cum cover entrances, He's finally stop taking pictures and tross his phone on the dresser.

" let's go take a bath together baby. " he's gently pick you up, walk into the restroom. He's put you on the toliet and begin to fill the water up with spoap. Your whole body feel like jelly, couldn't move and you just whine.

Finally the bath is ready and tomura pick you up to have you sit in the tub and he's comming in. He's pull you over so you were sitting on his lap.

" I'm horny again princess. " your eyes wided as you realized he's wasn't kidding, he's still rock hard poking your lips making you whine out but he's lightly hump your behind.

" wanna go more rounds? " your head turn to see his eyes cover in lust.

" y-yes please master. "

And he's gladly help you out.

[disgruntledspacedad]

you probably don't remember me and that's okay but anyway if you actually wrote ace Dave, I'd just have to fall in love with you again, that's how it is, I don't make the rules 🥺

(I shall return eventually, for now I'll just have to crawl back into the hell hole that is finishing my degree, see you in... September probably fuck😭💀 just know that I have so so many feelings about you and your writing and your presence and you and I'm gonna throw them all at you when I have the time to give you the attention and appreciation you deserve! 💜 which the rest of your wonderful community here is doing such a fantastic job of btw and I'm still lurking sometimes and seeing all of it warms my heart ☺)

Ahhh hi, my dear!!! It’s been a while!! Your sweet message made my day!! School is HELL. I hope you’re doing well and taking very good care of yourself. 😘

I’m not sure if I’m writing ace!Dave, exactly, but what I’m throwing around in my mind certainly isn’t the kind of smut you’re accustomed to seeing.

I appreciate you loads, whether you’re present in the periphery or right in the thick of things. You’ll always have a friend here! ❤️❤️

[biaswreckingfics]

Hi, hope you’re doing well.

As usual I will use 🤮 in stead of Minjee’s name lol

‘He's a flirt, and he's already told one person that he doesn't want a relationship right now.’

This is a polite way of saying, he’s not interested in having a relationship with that particular person. Doesn’t necessarily mean he doesn’t want to be with a certain someone 😏

Ugghhhhhhgugghhgghhghhh….. ffs!!!!!!

Who released that demon from her cage?!!!! Why is she back?!!😫

‘You miss the way he so obviously wants you to join them and maybe even save him from the girl latched onto his arm.’

He’s a grown ass man!!! He should save himself. Just say the reverse of whatever incantation he said to summon her, and she should disappear again lol.

🤮 is far too comfortable walking around the apartment, like she belongs there. And then to grab y/n’s arm like that!!!! 🤬

“….you'll never have a chance with him."

If this were true, then why does Minjee feel so threatened?!! If y/n really didn’t stand a chance, there wouldn’t be a need to warn y/n off of him. It can only lead me to believe that 🤮 knows Sunwoo likes y/n and is trying to scare off the competition. The thing is, there really isn’t any competition between them… 🤮 simply doesn’t stand a chance.

‘When she moves away from you, she reaches across the counter and snatches the bag of chips you grabbed.’

This part upset me more than anything she said!! She can try and take y/n’s man all she wants but… How dare she take y/n’s chips!!!

Sunwoo finding an apartment of his own isn’t a bad thing. It’ll give him space to work on himself and heal from his past. He can’t really do that with y/n around, she’s too much of a distraction lol. It’ll also give him time to figure out how he truly feels for y/n and whether he’s ready for a real, healthy relationship and can be the man that y/n deserves.

I really like that he didn’t say anything about hearing her playtime activities or about hearing how she feels about him. Again, he’s looking out for her. He’s saving her from being the first ever recorded case of someone literally dying from embarrassment while the ground swallows them whole lol. I have no doubt, once they finally get together, he’ll tease her about it tho 😂

Thank you for the update, it was a much needed distraction from an awful week.

As usual take your time with the next chapter. Update when you’re ready and enjoy some Junho

(I’m hoping if I keep sending you pics, it’ll inspire you to write a fic about him lol… if that doesn’t work, how about a bit of bribery? I’m not above shameless flattery as well 😂😂)

😂😂😂👏👏👏

I could be persuaded to write a Junho fic. I adore that man so much 😭😭

You hit on many key points!! Just because he doesn't want a relationship with MJ, doesn't mean he doesn't want one with her. Also, yes, he is a grown ass man and could've done something about MJ himself 🙄🙄 lol

I cackled when you said to reverse the incantation and to send her ass back to whatever hole she crawled out of. MJ is THREATENED 👏👏. Girl is trying to scare off the competition, not realizing she isn't even in it 😭😭

You're just like me!! 😂😂 the second someone (especially someone I don't like) touches my snacks or food??? 🔪🔪 you might as well have just cussed me out, bc I'm gonna fight lol

It'll be interesting to see how their relationship develops with SW in his own space 🤔🤔. He'll be able to figure out how he wants to approach anything with her and maybe work up the courage to do something about it 🥴🥴

The fact that he didn't bring up anything he's overheard her say or do is so 😭😭🤧🤧. He knows they're things that weren't meant for his ears and a lesser man would throw it back in her face 🤧🤧 ugh, we love him. That doesn't mean that he'll keep it to himself forever, though 😏😏

I hope you have a better week 🥺🥺❤️❤️