#I'm gonna answer other asks soon

[kj-beastboy]

Hell yeah dude congrats on the mini human!!! If you’re craving chocolate chip cookies, brownies etc but don’t want to worry about a messy kitchen after, there’s a few ways to make single servings in a mug in the microwave and a few of them don’t use egg if you’re worried about things like salmonella and any other health concerns that come with not using a conventional oven. Also, if you REALLY want another layer of protection, heat treating flour can kill a lot of harmful stuff as well for extra peace of mind. Either spread a thin layer on a cooking sheet and bake at ≈150°C (converted from freedom units lol) for 10 minutes, or you can nuke a bowl of it in the microwave for 30 second intervals, stirring occasionally.

I know when my mom was having my sister years ago, she had to be careful about things that were normally okay before and my dad would take a couple extra precautions when cooking for us.

I’ve also seen packets of Betty Crocker mix in stores marketed as “(X) in a mug” (the blueberry muffins are my favorite personally)

They’re marketed as just “Mug Treats” and so far I’ve seen one with Hot Fudge Brownie, one with Soft Chocolate Chip Cookie, and another with Funfetti.

Whew, sorry for the yapping 😅 I just remembered you mentioned craving chocolate and sweets so I thought I’d share with the class in case you wanted baked goods quickly and without all the mess afterwards.

Congrats again on the pregnancy, and don’t let the bastards get you down👏 you’re doing awesome

THANK YOU this is godsent, omg🙏🏻😭💗

I'll share it for everyone who's also pregnant or just hungry for no reason🫡 this is amazing and easy (and I'm a great cook and baker! I love being in the kitchen) I made one a week ago and then I made 5 more (aka my own mom made them with/for me) and I said it was literally the best thing my taste buds have ever witnessed in that moment. it really hit the spot. we also threw some cherries from a jar in that bih and it's🤌🏻 chef kiss

I should have put some empty mugs around him but this still conveys an accurate picture of what my past few weeks looked like

[microtyalm13]

everything about Gavriil feels suffocating.

how his presence alone can be almost overwhelming, how his massive body cages you everytime without a chance to escape. you wouldn't dare to try anyway, knowing that you don't even have a say against a creature of his caliber. he will find you. in your dreams, in your nightmares. in your room.

how he will be intense and vague about everything just for the sake of it; to confuse you further, to see the conflict of emotions in your eyes merge with arousal. eventually your hesitance turns into acceptance, a desperate need to feel his hands all over you. and he will be oh so grateful to fulfill that desire.

how his thick tongue pushes past your lips and into your mouth, reaching almost the back of your throat, relishing in the muffled little sounds you make. your drool mixed with his saliva drips down your chin, and your hazy eyes look up at him when he finally pulls away, giving you a second to breathe.

how his hips are slamming into you relentlessly, your wetness and lack of resistance allowing him to move almost effortlessly. forced to hold onto him for dear life instead of pushing away. all of your morals and principles are being tossed out of the window every single time he comes to you. he has you where he wants you, and will not stop until he feels like you can't take it anymore.

and how in the morning he vanishes away, leaving you guessing: was it just another wet dream? but the cold stickiness between your legs tells you more than you need to know.

[pigeonstab]

Me showing up in your inbox every other day to ask about the vampire and werewolf au lol

Are there people who know about vampires and werewolves and shifters? Like is it a known and normal thing or are they trying to keep it secret? If it is/was known would it be dangerous for them? Like people hunting them?

Also you said they know Killer’s been hurt before, what happened to him? :o

Also also do you have any ideas about what Killer and Cross are studying at college?

AND— how are you?? I hope you’re having a nice day \(^-^)/

Thank u!!! Very nice getting these hehe

1) This is like THE world building element I wasn't really sure about. I've thought about it and I think like, people know about vampires and werewolves and there are still some modern day hunters but they're a minority? (In a drawing I made you can see Killer has a AHAB (all hunters are bastards) sticker lol). I really don't know yet. I think society accepting them is like out of the question lol, you lose a lot of adversity and interest doing that I think. It's also just sort of weird to me? Idk that's just not a story I'd like to read.

Maybe it's more of a 'we saw a werewolf attack in this little village outback' and people are worried and stuff but it's always out in the middle of nowhere and it's not happening to them so they don't really give it that much thought. It's the news you see horrors all the time right? Mostly they just... Don't think anyone in their college classes would even be a vampire/werewolf. Maybe there aren't that many creatures out in the city at all. Like a hiding in plain sight thing. i think that's something I like more already. It's probably not going to be a huge part of the story at all. Maybe a few mentions that can leave the characters feeling like outsiders or a little anxious but not a major plot point y'know?

2) I Imagine someone who's like twenty something and already a vampire hasn't had the best circumstances lol. He definitely was not turned with his consent, I haven't really thought of specifics yet but when Nightmare found him he was not laughing and being cute. He was closed off and depressed. Didn't talk much at all. (He's better now y'all

3) wahhh I haven't thought about that! That's a good question. I don't... Actually know how American colleges work but I think Killer would probably be in like history or english? Cross maybe in computer science? Maybe audio-visual stuff. Is that cinematography? Idk what it's called. Maybe they can be like. History of arts+cinematography so they have classes together maybe. Again this is without knowledge of how any of it works. I'll get back to you on that.

I'm good! Pretty tired. College maybe isn't.......... As cool.... As I first thought....... But it's chill! some of my classes are still super interesting and I love learning. And anyway I have plans and ideas and stuff on the side that make me happy! And my Kitty is drooling on me so really what more can I ask for?

And how are youuuu?

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

I wonder what it is about breaking up with someone and starting new that I find so upsetting. I realize that people also find break ups heartbreaking, but I know I take it to an extreme. I've never liked the idea of having different partners throughout my life. The idea of having an ex has always been something I hated. The type of breakup didn't matter to me. That is to say whether we ended on good or bad terms didn't make the idea of ending a relationship better to me. I'm not trying to be pretentious about it, I'm just being fr about a sentiment I've held for as long as I can remember. I've never been the type of person who enjoyed the idea of hook ups or casual dating. For better or worse, I've always held the belief that romantic relationships should be all in and serious from the beginning.

I think this feeling is definitely exacerbated by the fact that I've been passed up for another person before so I know what it's like to have someone "move on" from you, and it genuinely sucks like all fucking hell lmao. So the idea of "moving on" and being with someone else has been incredibly tarnished for me.

[quarks-pussy]

[Images description: Twelve pictures of Star Trek actors. The phrase "thank you for being both amazing actors and amazing people" is written across most of the images one word at a time, except for the two images in the middle. The middle images are of William Shatner, reading "not you!" and Robert Beltran, reading "or you for that matter". The actors in the other images are George Takei, René Auberjonois, DeForest Kelley, Gates McFadden, Wil Wheaton, Kate Mulgrew, Patrick Stewart, Siddig El Fadil (aka Alexander Siddig), Nichelle Nichols and Leonard Nimoy. End image description.]

Non exhaustive list of course. Many more such cases, in fact feel free to add

(insp)

[outeremissary]

🖊 + hmmmm Ismene!

Ismene my dear girl Ismene <3 I always have many thoughts about her.... partly because she's got such a high degree of intersection with another OC in Kasander/Asperia but also just. In general.

One thing that I wind up thinking about a Lot with her just because of the nature of BG1 as a game being so much multi day traveling all over (just like Kingmaker! and there's something of a Balthazar parallel here as a result) is the way that like. That affects her and changes her and is also such a Physical transition in her life. Like, she's not just a kid who's never left Candlekeep's walls, she was a kid who was content to stay in the library day in and day out and who hardly ever had to physically intensive chores. She was an assistant to scholars and librarians. Her daily work was neatly contained indoors, and she was given so much time for intellectual indulgence without having to learn a lot of practicalities that Imoen, living with Winthrop, was exposed to. It's not that Ismene had never had to fetch water or peel potatoes or help take feed to the horses, but these kinds of tasks were rare enough to be memorable, and as she aged and became more comfortably absorbed into a mage's life they faded away almost entirely. Getting up every day and doing camp chores on the road and walking long, hard distances through the wilderness is such a harsh change, and it came on hard and fast with Gorion's separation. She's not impossibly frail, but it's still an overwhelming change. She's like a bird who's been thrown out of the nest without her feathers being all the way grown in.

At the same time, even if she's reluctant to participate in hard labor and comes across as reticent and potentially a bit whiny to some of her companions, she is really, really determined to rise to the occasion. Being Gorion's brat everyone is always looking after is humiliating. When she was called "daddy's girl" in Candlekeep, that was a joke. A gentle rib from people who might as well be family. When she's called that by Jaheira it's an accusation, and the implication isn't lost on her. As haughty as she is and as much as she tries to establish herself as an "adult," the "mature" one of the Candlekeep sisters, a brilliant mage with a perfectly well put together place in the world, she knows that she really couldn't survive without others and that she owes her life to Jaheira and Khalid honoring Gorion's wishes for them to take over as her guardians. Even before Jaheira and Khalid, she and Imoen would never have made it to the Friendly Arm Inn without the Zhentarim agents letting them tag along and not taking advantage of their clear vulnerability and inexperience. Ismene has been pretty thoroughly humbled by the experience of leaving Candlekeep- both the harshness of it and the kindness extended by strangers in her hour of greatest need.

There were months between Gorion's death and the return to Candlekeep on Sarevok's trail. In that time, Ismene transformed pretty dramatically. After weeks of biting back complaints and trying not to be the first to ask for a break through the haze of exhaustion, she finally realized that she was going most days without her legs feeling like jelly when she collapsed onto her bedroll. She could rest soundly on the hard ground, even in the mountains. Khalid had taught her how to light a fire without magic, and suddenly she was the one setting camp at night. Town markets no longer overwhelmed her. She could manage her money and knew how to gather travel supplies. There was a worldliness to her, a self-certainty forged in the trials of the road. The edge of her desperation for it had faded, but that maturity was finally coming in.

There's a scene that I can see in my mind very vividly where Jaheira catches her examining her hands when she's just beginning to realize callouses are forming there... something about the uneasy recognition between them that each really has put in the work to be there. Idk. Too sleepy writing this to elaborate properly!!

[prompt]

[moxtoons]

Hi Mox!

I've been following your art for a while now, and I feel like I remember Comedy and Tragedy being joined at the hip originally?? Not that it's a bad thing, I'm just trying to figure out if my brain is trolling me or not 😅

Heya Pharoah!

I definitely recognize your name, you've stuck around for a while through a lot of fandoms! I appreciate your continued support of my work! 💛💛

And yes! Good memory! they were designed connected at the hip as robots!

OG concept that was made a forever ago(ew my old watermarklol):

And technically, this design is still somewhat in their true canon, with some changes (I'm working on an updated ref sheet for their REAL completed bot designs soon, the toons are mostly for fun!). But they do start as their own separate beings. These two also now have a full story dedicated to them that is going to be dropped hopefully by the end of the year! This includes how they end up sharing a pair of legs, how Comedy gets corrupted, and introducing Tragedy's partner!

I have set aside all other big projects I had that were fandom related to make this original work a priority and I'm actually really excited to share more once it's ready! For now, I'm drawing them as they are when they're separated and in a more cartoony form just for fun and to just play with their designs a bit :)

But don't worry your memory isn't playing tricks on you lol

[myalchod]

🌹🌹🌹

You know who this is. You know what it's from. At least, you should. 😏 A little glimpse of what that final chapter is gonna hold ...

If it gets too dull, we’ll just have to do something about it. He nearly stumbles on the final stair as she lets the thought filter across; as they step together into the grand hall, the glance he darts her way is at first questioning and then, briefly, full of heat. If that’s the alternative, it’s already far too dull.

[ send me a rose? ]

[keirahknightley]

🍦🍧🍨 ICE CREAM DELIVERY!! 🍨🍧🍦 give ice cream to your favourite bloggers and help them stay cool this summer. 😎🍦

Thank you mitali 💖💖 ice cream is a summer necessity here (essential for me surviving heat lmao 🙃) so i very much appreciated and i am giving you back some <3

[billygoat26]

Guys- moots who know me well enough kind of-

I'm not simping solely for fictional characters anymore-

...

I hate this, it's weird, I wanna say something to them or at least one of my other irl friends but I'm too scared that 1: they'll judge me and 2: they'll TELL HIM. Dear god I do not need that-

BUT IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE (aka it's been on my mind for a few hours too long)

Yesterday, pool party with friends, right?

I knew that he did some workout stuff but I still was NOT prepared- (me, who was fully expecting him to wear some form of his normal outfit but for the pool- noooooope! Shirtless- very unprepared)

And listen, I knew I at least sort of like-liked him before cuz you know, personality and all that stuff, but come onnnn- like- what do I do now??

And then they were playing chicken fights in the pool or whatever the game is called, and after that they were standing on each other's shoulders and pretending to walk on water (We all had just endured a bible unit in our English classes)

He had offered for ME to stand on HIS shoulders- and for that to happen, you know, they gotta swim under, right? Well, we both have the dirtiest of minds (I also just have shitty balance so I was not about to try that anyways. That was the main reason on my mind but I thought of the other stuff after).

I don't even know if I have blushed since elementary school, but if I did then, then thank god for the sun because sunburnsssss

And then he couldn't find his shirt after we had all gotten out, and one of my other friends said that he didn't need the shirt (jokingly) and dear god I wanted to agree (verbally) but I'm too worried about my whole bullshit being too obvious if I did, so I just had to stay quiet. (He ended up not finding it and just having to leave cuz his parents were there)

But that- that day- just... that. It's not. Leaving. My. Mind. Alone.

[livefromtheyard]

hi this is a bit of a shot in the dark but i don’t have any yard mutuals so </3 i think i’m gonna get the $15 patreon tier but only for 1 month so i was curious if there are any juicy stories/moments i should binge watch in particular in the premium eps/advice shows. i would be very grateful!!!! my favorite member is aiden if that helps narrow literally anything down (but open to all recommendations). thank you

okay i might reblog this later and add more things onto it if i can get service bc my brain is fried from traveling all day yesterday (and if anyone else wants to reply/rb w suggestions 🙏) but if you like aiden you should really watch the bonus for the weed episode, probably the bonus for the shrooms episode (i think he just gets really cranky? i don't remember right now), the aiden and slime power hour bonus ep #81 in the advice shed (#82 bonus is good too) and. honest to god i can't think of any advice eps right now. i remember in the first one aiden talks a bit about coming out as bi, and in the second one he talks for like six minutes straight about being bisexual while nick sits in the corner and doesn't say anything lol. #19 and #20 are also fun and different bc they're the first appearances of slime on the advice show, and there's one (1) episode with ludwig i remember liking. generally if the question is funny, the answer probably is. also #45 has a surprise lud and qt cameo w the last question toward the very end

[masonscig]

not really back but i started playing infamous... [muffled circus music in the distance]

[violetsareblue-selfships]

good morning!! <3

[theloveinc]

wow therapy was so awful

[vodka-and-ocs]

Please tell me about Miracle

:0c !!

Miracle (he/it) is my hexblood paladin (oath of the ancients). he tends to go by Mir and has no idea what a hexblood even is or that it is one. he's like 6'4 and wearing full plate but he's a real softie under there. his fighting style is protection, and he uses a longsword and shield.

he's sweet and helpful but kind of anxious, especially now that he can feel some unknown influences tugging at him, and thinks he can sometimes hear whispering in the trees. he worries what this might mean (is he destined to turn evil or something ?) and devotes itself to helping others while trying to figure out the source of those influences.

its parents saw it as a blessing when they finally could have a child and named it accordingly. the strange crown of leaves growing from his head, copper-like skin and pure white eyes certainly raised questions, but they were quicker to assume that maybe he was blessed by the gods (something like an aasimar then). one of the parents made a deal with a hag behind the other's back, but it's not like they told or even know what a hexblood is either, so Miracle grew up a little weird but loved, not sure what it was, but that didn't bother it too much until the fey influences grew stronger with age. it's now dedicated to doing good while learning about its origins.

its aesthetic is oxidized copper, and vines ! his skin is slightly metallic and also developping a few green patches like oxidizing copper. metal he touches bare-handed or for too long starts rusting (though it's only superficial) which is totally normal i'm sure and don't worry about it. he can also pull out a tooth and use it to mentally talk to someone but i'm sure that's an aasimar thing, right ? /j

also his armor is overly complicated to draw but so pretty orz

[lanawinterscigarettes]

salutations(penny voice from rwby) aeron and star..

yes i do use it as a pseudonym as well so that's just really amusing to me that we've crossed paths 😭

correction * i am the anon thats a big homosexual 😔 im in love with many women...

oh my god clara is definitely my type.. brunette and dominant/bossy/witty sjdnjdhf. I couldn't really find any good short clips of monica and went on tiktok instead

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY6Hfr7b/

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY6Hmd6m/

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY6HBXaK/

^ the last one is for aeron mostly bc my GOD miss Rachel green and Monica together I'm going to implode. im soooooooo crazy about them please 😭. like they are so attractive and bossy.. (sighs in gay). I love how strong mondler and roschel is, I usually ship wlw so easy for shows but friends has such a solid chemistry fr me??? god. funnily i didn't like joey/phoebe much compared to the others bc of how perverted/womanizer joey could be at times and phoebe would annoy me irl im ngl but that's what's so great about friends.. they all have flaws. if i ranked it would be Monica/Rachel/Chandler > Ross/Joey/Phoebe i think. ross annoys me sometimes but he also has really sweet moments i think. like when he didnt go to that discovery channel thing or didn't date anyone when rachel asked him to or teaching phoebe how to ride his bike. oh im terribly endeared by them all hsnsbsn

i finished s1 of gossip girl yesterday and it was CRAZY oh my god i didn't expect to hear that serena had killed someone?? I know two spoilers - dan is gg (biggest talk about TV tbh I saw growing up iirc) and that Blair and Chuck are married (saw that bc I googled who is Chuck when watching LOL) i think their chemistry is great..I liked nate and Vanessa actually and Eric being gay had me ?2;#,!?1?1?. pissed me off so bad that lily and Rufus slept together and yet she's still with BART PLEASE FREE ME. anyways i want blair so bad jsanbsjsb :) I have to perish

long ass yap...i love tumblr so bad its cool u can make friends thru anon..

- ✨️

OMG THE EDIT AAHHHH- I loved it so much just like I love rachel and monica. and I completely get how you feel about the different characters, like again I don't like ross much but he did have his moments where I'm like "yeah okay I give him props for that". personally I love phoebe because of how much I relate to her but that's just me haha (I also relate to monica and chandler a lot so)

honestly the show is called gossip girl for a reason because so many crazy things are happening all the time lmao (I love eric btw he's one of my faves). AND YES I HATE BART SO MUCH I SWEAR- don't get me started on that man, I have a whole list of fictional dads that I despise and he's one of them

I love all of my emoji anons in the tumblrverse, as star anon likes to call it hehe 🫶