#I'm going 2 bite smthn

[watery-melon-baller]

me: why am i triggered rn wtf

me, five minutes ago: hm. This will definitely trigger me. Welp!

[tommyssupercoolblog]

do you have any suggestions for ways for someone who's just getting into the miscecanis lifestyle to start incorporating it into daily life?

im going to assume ur broke af because i'm broke af 1. WORDS. even just thinking of something differently can feel so pog. ur nest is a NEST not a bed now.

2. scent. even if u cant afford a new perfume or something you can still think of what smell you would like to have and/or start using stuff u already have on hand

3. let yourself brainrot a little. start a misce blog or write a reall long journal entry or like read an omegaverse novel. take a celebrity you like and pretend EVERYONE is misce and be like "ooh whats they're dynamic what would the papers say on them like in magazines oooo"

4. nuzzle shit. embrace the urge to nuzzle shit. and in general if u have nerodivergent urges to like stare at things or bite the air or smthn just roll with it and get silly. i know this is also more into therian teritory than the other tips but like fuck it bestie it's whatever u want it to be. i do be hissing at posts that make me upset

[stealingpotatoes]

The last episode of Ahsoka-

Literally- blow my mind- I had to stand up at least 3 times cause I was just so ???!!!!! !?!?!?!?!?!?!!??

Words can’t describe

The feeling that felt - xD

YEAH IM GONNA GO INSANE UNDER THE CUT ONE SECOND:

BITING THE FUCKING DRYWALL. BITING THE DRYWALL GNAWING CLAWING AND EATING IT. IM JUST. WHEN THE STAR WARS IS GOOD!! WHEN THE FANSERVICE ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE!!!! LIKE YES WE GOT TO SEE TCW ANAKIN AND TCW AHSOKA IN LIVE ACTION BUT IT ALSO ADDED TO THE STORY AND GAVE US CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT FOR AHSOKA AND SAID YEAH, THE FUN TONE OF CLONE WARS WAS BC THE CHARACTERS COULDN'T DEAL WITH IT ANY OTHER WAY. THEY WERE PEACEKEEPERS AND CHILD SOLDIERS WATCHING FRIENDS DIE ON THE DAILY AND IF THEY DIDNT JOKE THEN THE GRIEF WOULD TAKE OVER. AND THEY DONT SEE THAT IN THE MOMENT BUT ADULT AHSOKA REALISES HOW STRANGE IT IS

AND YEAH HAVING HER PLAYED BY A CHILD (also wow ariana greenblatt does such a good job i literally cant not imagine her when i think of babysoka now) RLLY DRIVES HOME HOW YOUNG SHE WAS. HOW FUCKED UP IT WAS. BUT ALSO WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES OF WAR ARE!! ALL THIS SAID WHILE FORCE SENSITIVE CHILD JACEN'S SO HEAVILY IN THIS EPISODE. AND W THE KANAN MENTION!!!! LIKE ITS POINTING OUT LOOK THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN WAR AND IF AHSOKA DOESN'T END THIS THEN JACEN WILL HAVE TO BE LIKE HER AND HIS FATHER AND I AM ONCE AGAIN BITING AT THE DRYWALL. IT DIDNT JUST GIVE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IT GRABS YOU BY THE FACE AND SAYS THE RETURN OF THE EMPIRE IS SERIOUS. WAR IS SERIOUS. ITS NOT THE CARTOON YOU GREW UP WITH.

AND ALL OF ANAKIN JUST GESTURES TO ALL OF THAT. HAYDEN SLAYED SERVED CUNT THROUGHOUT HE'S SUCH A GREAT ANAKIN NOW HE HAD SO MUCH RANGE TO THE CHARACTER AND THE FLICKERING ANIVADER AND RED LIGHTSABER. HE'S BOTH AT ONCE AND AHSOKA HAS TO ACCEPT THIS AND IM EATING DRYWALL AGAIN.

calming down for 2 seconds the cinematography was great this episode and the pacing was a definite improvement from ep1, which filoni also directed! this played into his directing strengths a lot better w the action and emotion. i won't lie i'm still not sold on the show as a whole i do think eps 1-3 were okay i guess, 4 was a step up and 5 is like. wow ok go girl. also the way they used anivader in this episode made me rlly sad for the kenobi show bc that show should've been smthn like this, using him as a vision for obi-wan's development instead of the villain of the show bc thats a tired fight but hey! this is abt ahsoka not kenobi i digress. SPEAKING OF loved how it was actually ABOUT the titular character for once. anyway. going insane. i don't have too much faith the show can keep this up but i'll be happy if it can reach smthn close to this as it goes on

[bunnyboy-juice]

1, 7, 15, 19, 22, 26 !!!! srry if its a lot im curious :]

no apologies!!! this took a minute but was fun (:

Be over-stimulated or edged? for me: OVER STIMULATED FOR SURE!!!! both require a lot of trust for me but edging requires More because im more likely to cry from that | to others: i loooooooove edging others dont get me wrong but theres smthn so delicious about getting someone to the point where they are incoherent and wincing from cumming so much :3c but also these two go hand in hand for me really so its really like picking if im gonna peel a banana from the top or bottom yk?

Receive a voice memo or a nude from a mutual? Nudes by FAR! i actually get super overwhelmed by sounds - like not even related to sex - and mouth sounds in particular can be a really big squick for me (and have even triggered me before unfortunately) and for some reason i notice the mouth sounds more in nsfw VMs 😔😭

Receive or send a dirty message while at work? SENDING FOR SURE!!! like whether im at work sending nsfw messages to them or I'm at home sending them nsfw messages at work i love showing off 🥰 plus i get really easily spooked when im sent dirty texts in particular 😭 (photos not so much! but i still generally prefer a like "hey i was thinking of X/saw X and thought you'd be into it/had a thought about it you'd be into wanna hear" for anything To me yk?)

Boobs or butt? so first things first i am Primarily a fat stomach and thighs lover over literally everything else BUT of these two then butt bc i like to bite and boobs are generally more sensitive (and i have sharp teeth) - also boobs are nice (really nice :3) but butts are close to the hips and the tummy and the thighs and the inner thigh in particular and GRAAAAAAAAH yk

Receive or perform oral? oh perform for sure - i think legitimately only 2 or 3 people have ever gone down on me in my Life (i cant remember if one person did or tried to and i stopped them 🤔 so lets call it 2) and one is my wife and the other was just Yikes and i hated it - but while there's some context-dependent needs for it, as long as no one is trying to push on the back of my head performing oral is much more preferred (: (also i do like the sensation of oral sex i just know if im given a choice: 70% of the time i will pick going down on someone, 10% for someone going down on me, and 20% for full No Thank yous)

Moan or scream? moans (& groans) - i cant scream very well actually w/o pausing and prepping to do it (fun fact: i cant ride roller coasters bc of this, i also used to flat out never be able to scream it was not fun but i can at least a little now!!!) and they're also Loud from others and often feel so sharp on my ears its likely to make me at least go Yellow if not fully Red out /: (yelps and stuff are cute tho, its really like Screaming and Yelling are things i just cant do)

[twistedlovelines]

I didn't think to ask until just now— how would you rank the TWST boys in order of how much you enjoy them (I'm assuming Deuce is pretty high up) versus how easy/fun it is for you to write for em?

I really like this imagine blog, hehe. It's so light-hearted & funny & silly. ^^

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!! im glad you enjoy my blog aoishdfi <333 its genuinely like my little diary lol, all the horny thoughts and ramblings go here <3

!!! Based on how much i enjoy them:

Trey (please...would drop to my knees for him asap i need him 2 take care of me abksdfj)

Deuce (he's so boyfriend coded it makes me sick)

Rook (he's such a freak. why would i not love him .)

Vil (tbh its not even in like. a sexual way. hes just goals LOL)

Idia (he's such a freaky loser. there's so much yandere/perv potential for him)

Azul (he's such a LOSERRRR . need his octopussy soo bad tbh)

Jamil (i need 2 bite him.)

Sebek (such a little bitch....i adore him and need to punt him)

Riddle (i need 2 hold him...)

Jade (smthn about him being so invested in the things he loves...husband material)

Ace (bastard . punting him as we speak)

Jack (dependable. strong. tsundere . what else do u need.)

Leona (depressed bitch? love.)

Kalim (he's so sweet and fun he's solid tbh)

Ruggie (love a resourceful bb <3 also really fun when i want sub! chara thoughts)

Floyd (his character is fun but not really one i'm attracted to qwq)

Lilia (he's fun!! need 2 have a movie night with him)

Silver (similar to jack. v good for somnophilia tho..)

Ortho (babyyyyy . such a mischievous little shit)

Epel (not my type physically or emotionally, but he's fun to bully lol)

Who is easier to write:

Deuce (I find his character pretty easy to grasp! as much as i do like writing him as a sub it's also fun to tap into his more protective aspects ^^)

Idia (he's so loser girlfail coded. genuinely would love to write for him more bc he's such a freak)

Trey (he's one of my faves...he's a fun, older brother type but there's also the more subtly vindictive or petty parts of himself that can turn sinister....)

Rook (i can relate to how he admires beauty tbh. genuinely i do find him inspiring in terms of finding beauty in everything and i think writing him makes me fall in love with life just a little bit more <3)

Azul (also a pathetic loser but also a chara that i have a pretty firm grasp on!)

Riddle (my precious love...i do have a soft spot for his character and i love writing him tbh)

Vil (another chara i can relate a lot with tbh. i get it . lowk i get kinda insane if i think about him too much ahsidf)

Jamil (my love...i want to practice writing his character more bc his character is so delicious 2 me)

Sebek (he's fun 2 bully!! so so fun to bully and also he's just so genuine underneath all the bravado...i love he)

Jack (also an earnest character, i find his character easier to write and he's just rlly interesting to me)

Ace (he's so. as much as he is a bastard he's also rlly fun to write in the ways he's pathetic. in the ways that he cares.)

Floyd (loveee writing silly stuff with him lol. might do more serious writing with him later on but im not sure)

Silver (knight archetype...that's all i need 2 say)

Leona (sometimes i write him and it gives me emotional damage. i love him more than you can imagine but god if i think about him too long...)

Jade (listen . he's fun but i just cannot sometimes osdfosdif.)

Ruggie - (i do enjoy his character but unless i get specific sub! ruggie worms he's generally not my type)

Lilia (listen...maybe its bc i havent fully caught up to book 7 but the spark just isnt there unfortunately. he's v fun to write in silly scenarios, though!)

Ortho (such a little bastard. i need to do more fun stuff w/ him tbh)

Epel (I do need to look back at his card vignettes but. his character isn't super intriguing to me so unfortunately he's pretty low on the list)

Kalim (he's nice!! fun!! but ultimately not super interesting to me compared to the others in the lineup)

[pondslime]

Oooooo how about 👖🌝🖊 for the writing asks? :3

👖 Are you a planner, plantser, or pantser? Is it consistent?

I am....................a planner. who occasionally flies by the seat of her pants. like. I always know where I'm going w/a fic. where we're gonna end up. the main story beats and themes. tbh, I often plan WAY too much and do 7328728347 hours of research instead of actually writing anything tangible 💀

but then sometimes. the great power of yearning for fictional schlong will take over............and I'll just barf out a couple thousand words. w/no plan or goal in sight.

I rarely ever flesh those out. but. they certainly are there. in the wip doc. lurking

🌝 Who is one character you haven’t yet written for that you would like to?

camille l'espanaye from the fall of the house of usher!! bc I need her to ruin my life

also. coop from twin peaks. bc he's one of my blorbos of all time and I can't believe I haven't ever written anything for him?? wild. perchance 2 dream...........one day I will 🫡

🖊 Post a snippet from a current WIP.

danger danger............the contamination is spilling over from my accursed saw sideblog.............hazardous waste incoming..............

below is a lil smthn from one of my NUMEROUS saw wip's 😔🔨💥

this particular snippet is from a fic..........that will likely NEVER see the light of day. it's wildly self-indulgent. unserious. goofy. 95% of it is absolutely incoherent and incomprehensible. I hop into this document when I have zero braincells and just wanna play dolls w/my favorite losers jsfdhjhfsdjfsd

woe, chainshipping princess bride-au be upon ye (under the cut):

“Your humors are imbalanced.” “You can tell that by looking at my tongue?” Adam exclaims incredulously. “No.” Lawrence counters, the slightest twinge of exasperation wrinkling his brow. “It's been evident from the start." “Is it my kidneys?” Adam presses on, voice pitching up shrilly. As if on cue, his side sings with pain. “Your kidneys are fine.” Lawrence deadpans. Up close, Adam can make out the fine lines and creases that make up the doctor's face. There's something inexplicably smug about that. Maturity has been afforded to Gordon by years of prosperity, cushioned by a comfortable birthright. It's a purchased thing. “You sure?” Adam asks. His mind is set on being an annoyance. That's what the last hour of hand wringing and pacing was for. Backing down now would be nothing short of a betrayal. “Very. " Lawrence replies. “Any gastrointestinal issues you may experience are wholly unrelated to your overall health. No…it’s your head I’m worried about.” “And why is that?” Adam can't help the snideness that creeps into his tone. "Well." Lawrence's politeness is beginning to border on strained. "In my professional opinion, the more that we can avoid getting bashed in the head, the better. Generally speaking." Adam should bite his tongue. Nod. “Whatever.” He mutters under his breath. “You’re the doctor.” “As you keep reminding me.” Lawrence says with a thin smile.

[forffax]

1-3, 6, 14, 22-24, 28-30!

hehe thank you chase!! 1. three songs that come up when you put your phone on shuffle Roman - TOOBOE The Man - The Killers Blood Capsules - The Mountain Goats good songs! :] blood capsules is my fav mountain goats song i think and ofc. tooboe <3

2. three last songs you listened to Mass Destruction - Persona 3 OST Desire Drive - 東方神霊廟 ~ Ten Desires OST Squidy Holly - Chirpy Chirps that last one is just buddy holly by weezer but splatoon. i listen to a lot of game osts and related songs jshdfgs 3. three songs you were recently obsessed with Yoyuyoku - inabakumori Necromantic - 暁Records Entrusting This World to Idols ~ Idolatrize World - 東方鬼形獣　～ Wily Beast and Weakest Creature OST They weren't lying that doki doki sure can waku waku. yoyuyoku makes me think of my ocs and idolatrize world is just a really really good final boss theme <3 6. three songs you wish you could erase from history (because they’re terrible) I will be honest if I think a song is So Sucks it's just Gone from my brain forever unless I hear it again </3 Also generally i love it when things Sound Kinda Bad so I can't even say Temporary Secretary or smthn sdjfkgs. I guess taking this more as "songs that were just kinda disappointing" a lot of game osts for remakes of beloved older games r like this for me? they often sound "cleaner" but they really lose some of the Crust and Crunch that made the old osts so good (thinkin abt specifically the P3 remake's version of Mass Destruction and also some of the remastered tracks in the XC1 remake)

14. three songs you want at your wedding Together Forever - Rick Astley Smooth - Neil Cicierega Don't Let's Start - They Might Be Giants these are for goofs but that's the charm of them i think. rick astley jumpscare.

22. three songs you listen to when you’re sad Dramaturgy - Eve Leopard - Jack Stauber Anyone Who's Anyone - Fleet Foxes Kinda surprised it took this long for fleet foxes or jack stauber to show up (I am typing these up massively out of order) but they're both v dear artists/groups to me. fun fact I only found out that fleet foxes were a local band (relative to me) way after I started getting into their music :] their ep is my fav of all their stuff tbh! if i ever got lyrics tattooed on me it would be from anyone who's anyone i think. 23. three songs that never fail to get you pumped up Matoryoshka - Hachi Saudade - Porno Graffitti Blue Monday - New Order sjkdfhs Matoryoshka is here mainly bc it will pop into my head when I'm getting ready for work </3 also the version of blue monday i linked is a weird fuckin remix with what i can only describe as vaugely halloween noises and someone biting into an apple put in? but im obsessed with the synth bass line they added so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

24. three favourite old songs (Tried to go with specifically before 1970 for these <3) Sing Sing Sing - Benny Goodman (originally by Louis Prima) Tainted Love - Gloria Jones Take Five - Dave Brubeck me in a big t shirt that says I LOVE BIG BAND JAZZ <3 I would be remiss if I didn't also mention Count Basie, Ella Fitzgerald, Duke Ellington... good stuff! I also inculded the gloria jones version of tainted love bc it rules and most ppl only know the soft cell 80s cover </3 26. three favorite non-English songs Higan (remake) - john Float Play - inabakumori Re:Re: - ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION was almost Whoops All Vocaloid but I wanted the self-cover of higan and also akfg my beloved <3 Also shoutouts to Bad Apple!! my friend bapple... I've been listening to a lot of japanese music recently (and in general) so I'd say my ratio of english to japanese songs is abt 40/60 sdhfgs

28. three best songs to get drunk or high to Michael - Franz Ferdinand Mouth Flash - Hakushi Hasegawa This fffire (New Version) - Franz Ferdinand i think i got really high one night and just listened to a bunch of franz ferdinand so i've got that association in my head sdjfhvs. don't know if I've ever gotten high and listened to hakushi but it would be An Experience i think!! (also had no idea this fffire was in that cyberpunk show huh. maybe make more ppl listen to franz ferdinand outside of Take Me Out skjdfbs)

29. three songs that influenced you most If I Ever Feel Better - Phoenix Soul Meets Body - Death Cab for Cutie Crystal Ball - Keane these all mean so much 2 me and were "my" songs during different parts of my life :]

30. three songs you really want your followers to know (for reasons other than all those above) o (__*) - Hakushi Hasegawa 春嵐 - john Black Burning Heart (demo) - Keane PLEASE do check out all of hakushi hasegawa's discography if u like the above song, their stuff is weird and loud and i've been obsessed ever since i first heard it... shun-ran is my pinned post 4 a reason! the song ever. and i'm not super big on most of keane's demos, but black burning heart & again and again are v good <3 Also didn't get a chance to mention these bands/groups but they're very important 2 me so here they are, in no particular order: I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME, Depeche Mode, Junko Yagami, Arcade Fire, The Shins, GALNERYUS, Yes, Dog Blood, Rainbow Kitten Surprise, The Cure, The Clash, Charles Mingus, Red Vox, pinocchioP, 煮ル果実, Ado, COOL&CREATE, 魂音泉... and probably more im forgetting <3

[odysseys-blood]

26? your biggest pet peeves. that thang

you thankfully already put it in the ask but i'm still gonna add it for formatting sake:

26: My biggest pet peeves.

i am. not a well adjusted person and a lot of things annoy or anger me extremely easy so i'll give you a like top 3.

1. People chewing with their mouth open/chewing loudly.

i do not like the sound at all it drives me up a WALLLLL. i remember my freshman year i had to hold myself back from trying to wring a dude's neck bc he came to our freshman orientation class with his lunch (it was right in the middle of the lunch hours and like. the caf was 3 minutes away) so like whatever but oh my god he chewed so loud an kept trying to talk to me the whole time and i already didn't like him (had an incident like 2 months earlier where he was debating the mental health of trans ppl w/ a friend of mine right in front of me for half the class). thankfully my righteous anger was held back by the fact that i hate causing a scene

2. Being told what to do.

This one's a but more nuanced like im not gonna bite at anyone telling me anything i'm a good listener! but like. if its nothing that HAS to be done or smthn i didnt explicitly ask for pls dont tell me what to do. esp if its smthn i already plan on doing bc now im going to be petty and take longer to do it if i decide to do it at all.

3. whatever my brother has going on

this is just about the noise levels in the room. we have to share and have been doing this for years and somehoe. he consistently makes so so so much noise from having gsme playing on the tv, on his tablet, smthn playing on his phone and talking to friends all at the same time and it boggles me. and overwhelms me a LOT. you could just take this as me not liking a lot of noise in general

[flustersluts]

Ah, original anon here, I just needed to get this out there bc I saw I upset you, so I don’t mind if you don’t publish this or if you even don’t believe me that I’m the OG anon but um. I was in a bad headspace when I sent that ask, I had gotten 3 of your posts recommended underneath a post I liked about biting (playful) and I just kinda saw red because a couple of the things posted reminded me heavily of my abuser. I shouldn’t have taken it out on you, I shouldn’t have sent it, I should (1/2)

(2/2) should have kept it to myself and like, vented in private, not on anon in a stranger’s askbox. That was weird as hell. While I still don’t like, agree with BDSM (triggering) I don’t. Like that people are calling it “puritanical” because puritanical beliefs aren’t just ‘sex bad’ they’re incredibly misogynistic, racist, horrific beliefs. Somebody not liking a particular kink isn’t being a puritan and that minimizes religious abuse. Anyways um I’m sorry for upsetting you. It was shitty.

hey anon, i rlly appreciate u sending another ask(s) to clarify, u didn't have to do that so yeah thank u. anon hate obviously sucks almost always but i did initially get the sense that it was coming from a personal / emotional place and. the notion that some of my posts cld be used to enable or normalise abusive behaviours is genuinely n rightfully rlly upsetting to me and so im glad u told me directly.

like yes maybe u cld have done it in a better way but thank u for sending me the og ask and. yes triggers work in weird ways but posting content that reminds ppl of abusive dynamics (esp when i don't tag my content precisely bc i honestly didn't consider it wld require trigger warnings) is not smthn i ever wanted to happen and i'm going to watch out for that a lot more closely in future posts like. ignorance is not an excuse n im gna be better

on the use of puritan as a descriptor: i know v little abt religious abuse but what ur saying seems accurate and i disagree w/ the general approach of responding to a criticsm by just attacking someone back anyway

(ok i just wrote a bunch of shit in the tags bc i got carried away but i cba to move them to the actual post so yeah read those too if u want)

like yes u cld have done it in a different way but srsly thank u for sending me the og ask and like, im gna be better in future