#I'm fucking dying scoob
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I have no fucking idea how we managed to accumulate this much technical debt this fucking fast
#personalposting#workposting#I mean I have an idea and it mostly involves most of the devs not really knowing what they're doing with git#we have like a dozen branches with wide-ranging changes and conflicting stop-gap fixes#none of which have been merged with master for literal months#I'm fucking dying scoob
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Couldn't sleep again and now my alarm is about to go off and it's hate and misery on planet earth today
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We have entered the “my brain is boiling in my skull and I am covered in spiders” part of the year.
AKA summer.
Summer can fuck off. I’m sick of summer.
And no, I’m not fucking exaggerating. Some fuck-off little bitch spider just hatched its little hoard of eggs and I am getting CRAWLED ON by MICRO-SPIDERS every other minute and it’s MADDENING. GET OFF ME! GET OFF MY DESK! You have a whole fucking basement that ISN’T my immediate vicinity, AND a whole fucking WORLD OUTSIDE. GET! OFF! ME!
And yes, it’s been 80F / 26C or higher, non-stop for the better part of a week now, and it’s NOT going to go any lower until fucking SEPTEMBER at the earliest. My brain is fucking BOILING in my skull! I am heat-delirious more often than not! It fucking sucks! I can’t sleep! The humidity is so high that if I pour water over my head, my hair DOES NOT DRY.
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( hi friends I am finally done with all of my school work for the week!! ... just to have to start next week's things tomorrow. fuuuuck )
#[chaos mode]&ooc#i'm tired of this grandpa#there is so much fucking reading for my anthro i swear to god#this is why i never take accelerated courses#i'm dying scoob
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haha what the fuck is going on with my bodyyyy
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You'd think that being interested in and passionate about something would make it Easier to express your thoughtful, intelligent ideas about the subject. You would be wrong. Anything I try to say is stuck in the doorframe of my mouth because all the words are flapping their hands about too much to fit thru the door.
#I am dying scoob. I finished the first paragraph pretty easily because I'm just kinda bs-ing the topic. but the second paragraph is#the one I'm actually excited to share my ideas about. and Of Course there is absolutely Nothing coming out abt it#I Know I have good ideas!! I can feel them and see them!! use ur words u fucking loser dumb dumb idiot man!!! you know how to write!!!#armchair speaks
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bearer of the curse (tummyache on a day I have to do things)
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Gotta be honest folks I'm not feeling daijoubu
#The guy for the ac comes SATURDAY#Ihave too much pain to also deal with this heat for a whole fucking week#I also have The Blood#I'm dying scoob
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'These Bitches Definitely Not Married' by Cruikshank (1820)
Chat isn’t that literally just a George iv caricature
#fuck-me q#holy shit that title i'm dying scoob#anyway i found it and it was worth the search#george iv#caricature#i thought it was a williams one at first because he's usually the artist who gives prinny incredible lips
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The other day was Not Good and my bf asked me how I was and I said 'I'm dying scoob' to which he replied what the fuck which resulted in a very long conversation because I swore this is internet slang and yet I could not find proof of it and so today my employed as a graphic designer boyfriend sent me this in continued mockery
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what the fuck does Buck's arm tat say I'm dying scoob
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I have had a headache like all day and my throat been feeling funny the last few days and I think I am getting sick again and like I have lost track how many times I have gotten sick this year already and it's only may what the heck is happening and like I always fucking mask!!! I'm dying scoob
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((I'm fucking dying scoob))
#Lost In Space; [OOC]#Ya'll Hear Something; [CRACK]#The Void Stares Back; [DASH COMMENTARY]#((SLAMMY I AM GONNA SHAKE U))
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Tuesdays and Thursdays I'm expected to get out of bed like there's something important going on when 1) tired 2) my fucking throat hurts for no reason???? 3) im dying scoob 4) it's snowing
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I Want to go to booster juice or opa or smth for dinner because I am sick of clif bars and rice cakes with peanut butter, but also takeout is so fucking expensive
#like I'm sorry but $15 for one meal is too much. that's like an entire days worth of groceries for me#I'm officially moving on Saturday so I will have my fridge back by then but I am dying scoob#I would like an singular fruit please#or an singular vegetable#armchair speaks#wait no that's actually closer to TWO days worth of groceries. what the fuck
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Let me explain this screenshot.
Supposedly, i'm high enough level for this. I am not. After losing this fight--which goes on several turns beyond the timer--i swapped in Gale for crowd control.
Man does not have fireball. I taught him fireball. He does not fucking have fireball.
I got to cast elvors [iirc] black tentacles.
He does not have that either. He has none of the spells i picked for him in the last three level ups.
I am under attack and deeply annoyed. I'm on Explorer and don't feel like it's easy mode bc,,,, obvious. I have fought and lost this battle four times.
"Oh but Mok, arent the enemies there undead? Just make Shadowheart turn undead!"
I would, you see, except that she can only do it 1 time and somehow standing on a rock over a whole ass crowd of undead isn't visible enough to get more than like 1/4th of them. And they have crossbows. And you can't heal the portal you have to protect.
And they come at you from two sides. And the shadows don't react to shadowheart's turn undead bc they're not undead.
I'm dying here scoob.
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