#I'm fine it's fine I'm not crying into the gravy boat you are

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Words have been had, tears have been shed and unfortunately today is where I have to announce that Derrick is no longer my boyfriend.

He's my fiancé.

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Ena: Open debate; soup and stew are drinks. it is acceptable to have them in a cup.

Shepherd: Soup and stew are not drinks. that's disgusting.

Ena: They're drinks!

Shepherd: Have them in a cup, but they're not drinks.

Ena: They're liquid. You swallow without chewing, that's a drink!

Shepherd: You swallow stew without chewing?

Ena: okay maybe not the chunks in stew, but the broth-

Shepherd: We eat soup. We don't say we drink soup, that just sounds wrong. We eat it.

Ena: Well, it may sound wrong, but it's accurate!

Shepherd: No, It's not.

Ena: "I'm gonna go drink some Campbells Tomato Soup." See? No problemo.

Shepherd: ...No.

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Moony: It's sort of like a sauce, isn't it? And sauce ain't a drink.

Ena: Okay hold on–where did you get sauce from?

Moony: I don't fuckin' know...Tomato soup...Ketchup?

Shepherd: There are so many hot takes here that I'm going to implode.

Ena: What are we putting soup on top of?

Moony: On top of... a bowl... Or a cup, I don't really know.

Ena: Sauce is not a drink because it's meant to be eaten on top of something else. Soup, however, is a solitary experience!! Therefore it is a drink.

Moony: Okay, tell that to my friend who chugged mayo.

Ena: ...Your friend is an outlier and therefore shouldn't be counted.

Shepherd: You guys are gonna make me cry. And I cry, like, three times a year max...

Moony:

Moony: YOU CAN'T ORDER SOUP AT CAFES, AS A DRINK. On menus, soup is under food, is it not?

Ena: Because cafes are COWARDS.

Moony: Soup is for EATING.

Ena:

Ena: Anyways, I'm going back to the topic of stew.

Moony: Stew is not a drink.

Shepherd: I'm going to stew in despair.

Ena: You might say stew isn't a drink because it has chunks you can't swallow, however, ice water also has chunks you can't swallow, and it's still a drink.

Ena: Stew is a drink.

Moony: Okay, who said I don't swallow ice? I fucking swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and then cry.

Moony: ALSO, SOUP IS A COMBO OF FOOD ITEMS, AND SO IS STEW. THEY'RE FOODS!

Ena: SO IS A MILKSHAKE OR PROTEIN SHAKE! AND THEY'RE DRINKS!

Moony: ...THEY CAN BE BOTH.

Ena: MANY DRINKS ARE COMBOS OF FOODS.

Moony: SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH

Shepherd: THEY'RE DRINKS BECAUSE THEY'RE FINELY BLENDED. And listen. ICE WATER? JUST THE WATER IS THE DRINK.

Ena: SOUP IS FINELY BLENDED AS WELL!

Shepherd: LIES! The CARROTS??? THE WATERCRESS??? THE CHICKEN???? FIGHT ME.

Ena: If I open a can of Campbell's Tomato Soup I better not see any fucking carrots floating around in there. I just mix it with a can of milk and go ham!!!

Shepherd: EW??? NO???

Ena: ????

Shepherd: Campbell's can go drown in cranberries like that one ad I keep having nightmares about. Campbell's tomato soup isn't SUPPOSED to have carrots, DUH.

Shepherd: Case closed–soup is not a drink. The broth? Sure, go ham. The soup? I think the FUCK not.

Ena: NO! I REFUSE!

Moony: Are you going to find soup in the drinks aisle at the supermarket? Are you going to find CAMPBELL'S TOMATO SOUP IN THE FUCKING DRINKS SECTION?

Ena: mARKETS ARE COWARDS. Because the status quo has not been changed!!

Moony: So, is gravy a drink?

Ena: GRAVY IS A SAUCE

Moony: AND SOUP IS A SOUP!

Ena: YOU DON'T HAVE GRAVY ON IT'S OWN. If you're having gravy on it's own, then YEAH, it's a drink!

Moony: WHAT THE FUCK? NO? GRAVY IS NOT A DRINK????

Ena: If you're having gravy on it's own, and not on mashed potatoes, then it's a drink. I wouldn't do that, but whatever floats your boat.

Ena: heh, like a gravy boat

Moony: What.

Ena: IF IT'S A LIQUID THAT YOU DON'T CHEW, IT'S A DRINK.

Moony: Okay. Okay. IN THAT CASE, MANY SOUPS ARE FOODS! DO YOU JUST SWALLOW AND GULP THE ENTIRE FUCKING TOMATO SOUP?

Ena: YES YOU DO? Yeah, you can use a spoon, but you don't have to. It's the same consistency as, like, a protein shake, which is decidedly a drink!

Moony: SOUPS WERE MADE AS A FOOD. PROTEIN SHAKES WERE MADE WITH THE INTENTION OF BEING A DRINK. WHICH, Y'KNOW, YOU DRINK.

Ena: Yes, they have more sustenance than, like, water, but that's still a drink! Something can be a meal and a drink!

Moony: Clear soups can be drinks, I guess, but creamy soups? Those fuckers are foods.

Ena: You don't have to eat it with a spoon, though! You can very well gulp soup down on it's own! From, A, Cup! Creamy soups are the consistency of a shake but are therefore still drinks. Thick drinks, sure, but drinks nonetheless.

Moony: So, if I gulp down, say... Rice, from a cup, it's a drink?

Ena: No, because you need to chew rice!

Moony: Not if i gulp it.

Ena: ...Not a liquid.

Moony: But with that logic, you gotta chew the fucking food chunks in stew.

Ena: No, because ice water is still a drink and you have to chew the ice.

Moony: THE ICE IS NOT A DRINK.

Ena: A drink can have chunks and still be a drink, BUT IT'S PART OF IT.

Moony: THE ICE IS A SOLID PART OF THE DRINK.

Ena: IN A STEW, THE BROTH IS TECHNICALLY A HEAVILY DILUTED, LIQUID VERSION OF THE STEW PARTS!!! IT'S GOT THE MEAT, VEGETABLES, AND SPICES!!

Ena: Case closed.

Moony: Fine. How about, the answer will just be soup can be either food OR a drink.

Ena: Fine!

Shepherd: I fucking hate this place.