#I'm drooling

[thedeadedhooman]

I get a boner every time jared padalecki transitions from sam to gadreel to sam

[hunnam]

[scarlettjemily]

Paget Brewster in 'Two and a Half Men' | s2e12

[joostpauze]

joost i know you still own the collar. i am politely DEMANDING its return

[nemesyaaa]

the obx hood actually @starfxkr

(they're so hot, bye.) (they look like they're about to pull up the most ICONIC 90's RnB song please)

[hockeynoses]

an action hero type who comes back from a mission with either a huge wound on his side, or bruised ribs, or both and he's either coming down with something, or allergic to something, and every sneeze brings with it a horrible, searing pain

[v8-ynn1-3]

i would like to thank cool sexy machine for turning my terrifying trip to the dentist into an exciting one

just look at her she's so sexy it's taking everything in me not to squish these tubes

[poutyniall]

he does things to me

[thefandomwritersblog]

...Though she had always acknowledged his attractiveness in passing, this encounter left no room for doubt. His physique was beyond impressive, sculpted with precision like a work of art in motion. Every scar on his skin added depth and richness to his already broad form. The soft candle light bathed him in an ethereal glow, accentuating every muscle and contour. Water droplets clung to him like jewels, enhancing the play of light as they cascaded down his glistening body.

@elysiumnightmares you have once again knocked it out of the park.

[ren-rambles-often]

father who hath in heaven spare your child from temptation cuz if he spreads them thighs any further the things I'll say will probably land me in a cell 😭🙏

I just want a peek, I swear to God nothing more I promise (๑♡⌓♡๑)

As much as I want to waste all my hard earn gems on this card because it makes my brain go brrrrrr, it doesn't feel like THE Tohma card so I'm gonna just wait a bit more but lord does it fucking hurt T^T

If anyone writes like a jntm hotsprings trip like tag me pleaseee

[ghostofashina]

adrian/d bloodborne!au where d is a hunter and adrian is a vileblood

[illiana-mystery]

How stunning...how appealing. 🥴😍

[itsshawtyfellas]

Guys-

The way I would sit on that man's face and break his fucking nose and smother his head between my thighs until he suffocated-

[jokerownsmysoul]

[kazu-naito]

THAT'S A FACE CARD

[itsjaywalkers]

as the leading expert on sapphic jeggie i can in fact confirm this is EXTREMELY sapphic jegulus coded. regulus would say she hates a guy’s vibes and james would immediately go across the bar to beat the crap out of him. if regulus hates a bitch’s vibes then you better believe known simp james potter hates those vibes too!!!! (also james knows regulus thinks it’s super attractive when she beats a dude up. sapphic boxer au jegulus mayhaps???)

MORGAN YOU ABSOLUTELY ARE THE LEADING EXPERT ON SAPPHIC JEGGY <333 and listen this is making me cackle bc it is indeed sooooo very them. the moment reg is frowning and scowling or even complaining about some dude she saw across the bar, james is already getting up from her seat and cracking her knuckles, more than ready to beat this asshole up for daring to disrupt her gf's evening. it doesn't matter if the person in question hasn't really done anything to either of them, if reg is uncomfy or dislikes this person's vibes, then james doesn't even hesitate. she'll always get violent for reg <3 that's her girl right there <3

and if we're talking boxer james EVEN MORE SO that woman isn't playing around when it comes to regulus. in fact, she wouldn't even wait until reg tells her about how much she hates that one guy who keeps ogling her from the other side of the bar. the moment someone stares at reg for a second too long, james is already punching them in the face. and i love her for it <3