#I'm depressed but sskk gives me life

[nira-eris]

Hey so quick disclaimer I haven't read or watched BSD but I have been feeding on it from the shadows (fan content) so perhaps don't judge too harshly lol

Dazai: Atsushi I just have know, who made the first move?

Atsushi: well it was sort of a mutual first move but, like a I fell down the stairs on the Eiffel Tower first move you know.

Dazai: that is both so descriptive yet so vague

Atsushi: well that's just the way it was ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

Ranpo * mid mouthful: tell me again how you gave him a plush weretiger? Saying it's for his health? ?_?

Dazai: ohh ⊙⁠.⁠☉ how is that a "I fell down the stairs on the Eiffel Tower first move"

Atsushi: I gave it to him cause he kept getting nightmares saying that it would scare away bad dreams

Dazai: ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ still not seeing how that's a I fell down the stairs on the Eiffe-

Atsushi: in reply he said 'I'd rather you did it instead but okay' because he was so sleep deprived and I said why would I be a plushie?

Ranpo: there it is :D

Dazai: (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

Kunikida *who has been listening this whole time: ┐⁠(⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠)⁠┌ that is not nearly as dramatic as you lead it up to be.

someone write a fic where akutagawa and atsushi r married but no one knows

as in no one knows they even know each other