#I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your at

[mister-fisch]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

[bffnf]

BLANCHIN

Things That Happen In Gravity Falls Without Context

It's implied that rich people control their children with a bell

A single episode is shockingly reminiscent of both Five Night's at Freddy's and Doki Doki Literature Club. This episode came out 3 years before DDLC and one month after FNAF

Mabel kisses Strong Bad

There are two clones of the main character that are still alive and living in the woods

Larry King confirms that llamas are nature's greatest warriors

An old couple is killed by rap music

One of the scariest monsters in the show is eaten alive and loves every second of it

Neil Cicierega wrote a song for it that was unfortunately never used (yes, seriously)

Everyone in the town is a tad strange, except, ironically, Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale

Boy bands are kept as pets

A character proves she is pure of heart by performing a drug bust on gnomes (this does not work)

Zombies are defeated by Ke$ha

The most discourse-generating part of the show is a 12 year old giving a time traveler a snowglobe

And old man almost fucks a spider

When someone tells you they don't have a tattoo, believe them.

Fucking up a science fair will inevitably lead to your brother being stuck in another dimension

If you stick your head in a portal, you speak in code for a little bit before you turn into a hillbilly

Get your son to pay attention to you by creating a mech beast

We are all blanchin', unless we find a cool gun.

By the end of the show, the mayor's last name is "Cutebiker"

The president gives Dipper a negative 12 dollar bill

Bill Cipher

[valdevia]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

wtf who blanched all over my inbox

[l3m0n-c0r3]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

the huh

[0dividedby0haha]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

/lyr

wha? i’m about to sleep

[wikipedia-the-non-official]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

/lyr /ref

Wha

[amiblanchingirlweblanchin]

(i made this sideblog to make this ONE post.)

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

[stupidloafofbread]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

/lyr

??? Huh??

[nineparlor69]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

❓❓❓

[6-nerd]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin'

I live up in a mansion

(Are you blanchin'?)

Girl, I'm blanchin'

I live up in a mansion

Can I please have your attention?

(Un)

Cuz you know we straight up blanchin'

Can I please have your attention

(okay)

You know dat we straight up blanchin'

We be blanchin' on a plane

We be blanchin' straight to France

We got blanchin' on the brain

STOP-

[nature-tapes-daily]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

What if I'm not blanchin in my mansion, be more considerate.

[confused-canid]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

ME WHEN WE'RE BLANCHING!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[b3anieperson]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

What.

The.

Fuck.

[thetentsystem]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

/e dance

[conarcoin]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin'

I live up in a mansion

(Are you blanchin'?)

Girl, I'm blanchin'

I live up in a mansion

Can I please have your attention?

(Un)

Cuz you know we straight up blanchin'

Can I please have your attention

(okay)

You know dat we straight up blanchin'

We be blanchin' on a plane

We be blanchin' straight to France

We got blanchin' on the brain

C'mon eat your own pants

Eat your own pants, baby!

Hey

Kids are we blanchin'?

Yeah we still blanchin'

We continue to blanch

That word makes sense yup

thank you isaac

[mister-fisch]

@rayleesayshi

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup