#I'm an atheist

[fellthemarvelous]

If guardian angels are real, I can only hope mine is like Aziraphale.

[beggars-opera]

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN MY SIBLINGS IN CHRIST

[hetaero]

hey does anyone know where the sexually repressed & depressed catholic boys who've never masturbated hang out I'd like to help them out as like a charity thing

[i-am-trans-gwender]

I'm an atheist but saltwater makes me think there might be a God. You can die of thirst while surrounded by saltwater. There's no way nature just did that. It could only happen if God and the Devil are real as well as being one and the same.

[calamityyy-child]

Holidays with family are so awkward because yes, I am really grateful and appreciative that you got me gifts at all, and thank you for putting in the effort, but could we try to be just a little less passive aggressive next time? And maybe pick a better time for backhanded insults? Maybe??

[thatonegaybrit]

; I think smth that is very eye-opening is when you realise you yourself fall into a lot of groups that, by the masses, have been decided as The People To Hate™ and it's so like .. Woah, all these people fucking despise me and I'm over here js, being me ?? My crime is being myself lol ??

[sunpoweredautism]

what if the serpent of Eden was just a little snek boi minding his own business and Adam & Eve told god "yeah no he dared us to eat the apple he lied said it was fine said no balls" or whatever just to cover their asses and that's why god banished them

The snek was one of god's creatures it makes sense he got pissed when they said it was his fault he didn't even have consciousness

Maybe they got banished because they're lying liars who lie

[teradul]

So this girl that started working next to my job went there today since it was a slow day in both our stores and we (me, her and my coworkers) ended up talking for the better part of an hour, and she was like:

"yeah, so my boyfriend *abusive behaviour*, *abusive behaviour*, *abusive behaviour*, *abusive behaviour*, *abusive behaviour*, *abusive behaviour*, he's a nice guy tho. *abusive behaviour* *abusive behaviour* *abusive beha..."

And we all collectively were arguing that she should, in fact, sump his ass while she tried to use sunk cost to justify staying with him.

[insomniacirl]

TNTduo but they're Wolfstar variants au, I say into the microphone.

The crowd boos, I begin to walk off stage shamefully.

"No, let them cook."

I look back, it's God, floating omnipotently.

The crowd goes wild.

[xbuster]

average christians in anime are always depicted as catholic (and they're either really cool or really fucked up just like irl) where is my evil evangelical christian rep in anime

They either default to Catholic (like Hazuki from Ojamajo Doremi) because of idolatry (in the eyes of a Protestant) or they're just some nameless form of Protestantism (like Inori from Fresh Precure), obviously because Christians in Japan are a very small minority, so most anime with Christian imagery will adopt Christian symbolism without any meaning. It's hard to even consider them "Christian" characters because there's absolutely no depth to their beliefs, it's just meant to be a generic feeling show of faith, so good luck with seeing any evil evangelicals. They're not really interested in Christian politics, just the aesthetics.

Inori wasn't actually Catholic; we only see her once (iirc) in a church and it's completely bare of any religious iconography despite being a church to keep her religiosity incredibly vague (despite her name meaning "prayer" and her being the "Precure of faith"). I just call her that because Catholics are more fun to make jokes about than Protestants. Inori's nothing church:

Hazuki is Catholic because of this.

[nightqueen1221]

I going to to Hell. Not because I'm a bad person, but because a highway to Hell just sounds a lot better than a stairway to Heaven.

[saltyvsparrow]

I tend to say "jesus fucking christ" more, but either way I am cursing and being intentionally blasphemous.

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

[reality-official]

Going to a funeral today.

Wish me luck!

[cleverclot]

Crossword question: "Domain of Vatican City". And I said: "Surprised it has one. It's the den of iniquity." To which my sister replied: "The pope needs it for online bingo."

[pichiicake]

[djkerr]

TGW 04x13 The Seven Day Rule

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