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meownotgood · 2 years ago

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NOT to be horny but have we considered mermaid aki with the common trope that mermaid characters have two dicks......or........I'll see myself out

I'm....... anon........ okay listen. I was trying not to be horny, but now you have me thinking about it and extensively pondering the logistics

I think mermaids have like... hidden dicks.... like how dolphins do? if that makes sense...? but like... if you were still a human... you can't breathe underwater, so how would you...?

AND I'VE NEVER HEARD OF MERMAIDS HAVING TWO DICKS BEFORE BUT NOW YOU'VE PEAKED MY INTEREST. CONSIDER MY INTEREST TO BE VERY PEAKED.

#mermaid aki cooing to you and reassuring you that you can take all of him....... URK #guys we need to figure out the logistics of mermaid smex so we can go at it #I'm so serious.....#cause now. I want him.#okay my idea. my idea right #my idea was you fall in love when he's a mermaid and then he becomes a human #and he's never done anything like that before so... you have to teach him......#do you see the vision....#I'm also thinking smex on the beach but then I'm like uhhhhh I don't really want sand in my crack so nevermind #I'll get creepy critters in there.#ask mags

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