#I'm also thinking smex on the beach but then I'm like uhhhhh I don't really want sand in my crack so nevermind
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meownotgood · 2 years ago
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NOT to be horny but have we considered mermaid aki with the common trope that mermaid characters have two dicks......or........I'll see myself out
I'm....... anon........ okay listen. I was trying not to be horny, but now you have me thinking about it and extensively pondering the logistics
I think mermaids have like... hidden dicks.... like how dolphins do? if that makes sense...? but like... if you were still a human... you can't breathe underwater, so how would you...?
AND I'VE NEVER HEARD OF MERMAIDS HAVING TWO DICKS BEFORE BUT NOW YOU'VE PEAKED MY INTEREST. CONSIDER MY INTEREST TO BE VERY PEAKED.
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