#I'm a whole 28 years old! I had a serious medical crisis last year!! life is short!!
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You know, I used to avoid being overtly horny on this blog because there ARE people following me who I knew in high school when I was a repressed fucking prude who pretended that the notebook I carried around wasn't full of filth from my own hormone adled brain. But I'm past that now and if you're here you deserve what you're getting. I'm grown and so are you, you're either horny with me or you're horny against me.
#Maggie Talks#I'm a whole 28 years old! I had a serious medical crisis last year!! life is short!!#life is too fucking short to pretend nothing makes your dick hard metaphorical or otherwise
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