#I'm a lonely goomba

[dannydualwield]

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how do use this blasted device

[bowsersfavprincess]

BOWSER X METALHEAD S/O

Contains: Fluff, gn reader, Bowser having a fat crush on the reader (ofc), Junior being a cutie patootie, Kamek not giving af, mention of potential imprisonment/death/kidnapping, bad words 🙀☠️

Sorry it took me so long to make another part but this pretty much goes with my last post (Although you don't have to read it to understand)

Bowser's a lonely guy, all he has is his makeshift family

Kamek, the Koopalings, and of course his son Junior

Which you'd think is a big family, but he still feels lonely

He longs for companionship

He craves the thought of marriage

Which is why Peach finds herself in his grasp so often

Junior obviously deserves a mother figure, and who better than the sweetest most beautiful Princess in all the land?

And although Bowser can't deny that Peach is something special, he finds himself thinking about how Peach sort of isn't his type

She's too uptight and prissy for him

He wants someone who he can be himself around, and they won't see him as a total monster

But he's convinced himself that no one like that exists, and that Peach would be the best option for a mother

Well he was convinced, until he met you

You had both been at a concert

Bowser's favorite heavy metal band at that

A band that happened to originate from the darklands

The band was entirely made out of Koopas, so the only fans were darkland creatures

Who would be dumb enough to travel to this deadly lava land and possibly be imprisoned forever just to see a rock band?

And it made sense, heavy metal was usually only enjoyed by the people of Bowser's kingdom

But there you were in the crowd, sticking out like a sore thumb

Easily noticeable

Though most of the Goombas, Koopas, Shy guys, and other creatures didn't seem to take notice or care

If you were any real threat King Bowser would easy spot you out and dispose of you

And oh, he spot you out alright

As soon as he sits in his big throne (which he has for all his concerts because he's 'The King of Awesomeness') he spots you immediately

'Kamek... who the hell is that?'

Kamek nudges him for swearing because Junior's standing by

The small Prince looks at his father with wide eyes

'Oops.. uh.. sorry Junior. But who is that?'

Kamek just shrugs

'I'm not sure sire, why don't you ask?'

'Wha- I can't just go up and ask!'

Bowser wonders why he's so nervous about asking

You're technically an intruder, and he could throw you in a pit of lava if he so wished

But that feeling in his stomach reminds him that he wouldn't

That jittery feeling of nervousness and excitement

He begrudgingly does what his advisor suggests, tapping you on the shoulder

You turn around to a tall King looming over you

His shadow engulfs you, but you aren't afraid

He seems puzzled at this

'Oh! You must be King Bowser. It's a pleasure to meet you, really.'

Now he's even more confused

A pleasure? To meet him? Surely you're joking

But that sweet innocent smile says otherwise

'I.. uh.. yeah. You too...'

He's at a bit of a loss for words, which never happens to him

Ever

He's trying to find something to say, to not just stand there staring awkwardly

'So uh.. you... like this band?'

You smile at him once again with genuine interest in the conversation

'Yup! This is my favorite band actually.'

Bowser can't help but smile too

'Huh... really? Wow, not a lot of uh... outsiders like this music..'

He quickly speaks again to make sure you're comfortable

'Not that you're not welcome of course! I won't uhh, throw you in lava or anything..'

He chuckles awkwardly, hoping that he won't scare this mysterious human away

You laugh too

'Oh that's alright, I'm not scared'

He stops, blankly staring

You're not scared

You're not scared of him

You're not frightened, visibly repulsed, you actually like the music here

Bowser just stares for a long while, absolutely dumbstruck

Then the buzz of speakers connecting is heard and he knows the concert will start soon

'Uh.. why don't you.. join me?'

He points to his elevated seats

'Best seats in the house'

He smiles awkwardly and is overjoyed once you accept

It's then you meet Junior and Kamek

Kamek isn't necessarily interested in you, you aren't a threat and Bowser seemingly enjoys your company

Junior however, could not be more interested

Some random human that his father brought back to sit in the royal spots with him

Some human who seems genuinely friendly

It's not something Junior is used to either

He doesn't get along with Mario at all, doesn't see Luigi much and well

Princess Peach doesn't necessarily like Junior

As much as she's sugary sweet on the outside, the idea of mothering a small version of her enemy doesn't quite appeal to her

And she's not exactly the best actress

But this random human seemed to have no problems with Junior

In fact they seemed as interested in Junior as he was in them

Bowser notices

'Oh, that's my son, Junior'

Junior just gives a small wave

Your eyes go wide and you smile at him

'Hello Junior'

You can't help but squeak with excitement looking at the shy koopa

'Oh, you look just like your father! I bet you're going to grow up and be big and strong just like him, huh?'

Junior's tail wags slightly

'Yeah! I'll be just like papa!!'

Bowser watches this scene with the most joy he's felt in years

Maybe... maybe he could stop pursuing Peach and kidnap someone else

No, he had a chance

It was slim, but much larger than the chance Peach was giving him

Which is none

He didn't have to force you, not yet

You weren't scared

You seemingly liked him and his son

Maybe he could actually get someone to love him

The real him

After the concert ends Bowser doesn't want you to leave

In fact he's a bit beside himself at the thought

Maybe he will have to kidnap you, make you stay

But you assure him that you'll be back

He doesn't believe it, not one bit

But then you take out a sharpie you had brought to get the bands autograph and write your number on his palm

Once again he's speechless

Maybe he has a chance at real love after all

We can fix him. Or make him worse 😈

I'll probably make a part two to this because I was going to do something entirely different but then accidentally made a whole story lol

Also how do you guys feel about Bowser x reader smut?? 🤔🥴 (Monster fuckers unite)

[astrongtomato]

Hello there!

I hadn't updated my intro post in a long time and it was pretty bare-bones, so I thought I'd make a new one!

My name is Scott! I'm 23 and from Canada, just some random nerd on the internet who decided to make a Tumblr blog xD. I'm very shy about this place but I'd love to make friends here!

I love video games! I play a lot of League of Legends (although I've taken a break due to how much toxicity is in the game lately ;-;) Some of my other favorite games include platformers like A Hat in Time, Sonic the Hedgehog, Castlevania, Shantae, and retro games in general. I also really like visual novels like Ace Attorney!

Vocaloid is one of the genres I listen to the most (especially Hatsune Miku, she's my favorite). I also like vaporwave, internetcore and video game/anime music! I love finding new remixes of my favorite songs, nightcore is one of my favorite types of remixes.

I love collecting games and figurines! Or well, what I can afford at least which isn’t a lot but I try my best >.<

I've been getting back into watching anime! For a while I just didn't really know what to watch, I can be kinda picky sometimes. I just finished Neon Genesis Evangelion for the first time and I'm about to finish Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Stone Ocean.

Drawing and writing are things I'm trying to improve at! I'm really insecure about it so I haven't done much in a while, I'm really trying to motivate myself >_<.

I love computers in general! just learning how they work or fixing them is something I spend a lot of my free time researching.

I also tend to binge watch YouTube, like a lot xD. Especially gaming channels or memes! I really like watching videos for speedrunning like SummoningSalt, comedic game reviews like Flandrew or The Lonely Goomba

MEMES whether they're just images or animations on YouTube, I like am obsessed with memes. I've got a lot of them saved and definitely would share them if you want xD.

Feel free to DM me or send an ask! I'd love to make friends and you're always welcome to message ^-^. That being said please do not contact or interact with me if you: - are a minor, my blog is strictly SFW but it's still 18+

- are a fully NSFW or sexual focused blog. Blogs with partial SFW/NSFW can definitely interact, as long as you're aware I may not be comfortable talking about some of your interests.

- only are messaging me with the intent of getting something from me or seeking a relationship. I’m not interested and reserve the right to block if you make me uncomfortable. - are sending me things or have on your blog content that discriminates people in any way. I've seen enough of that and I'm not gonna put up with it

I hope you have a really nice day and take care!

[homestuck-word-counter]

Take the lyrics of the Rawest Forst Remake and highlight any text used in Homestuck.

Hey, have you heard about that Mario guy?

Him? You mean?

Yea, the one with the mushrooms

Yea!

You know, the one jumping around in the forest

Yea, yea, I know him, I know him

Yes? Okay, hey check it out!

Super Mario-oh RPG

It is the only one just for me

When I play the game, I get lost in a phase

Then I find out I'm stuck in Geno's Maze

Gimme Frog Coins!

Gimme Mario!

Gimme Frog Coins!

Gimme Mallow!

Gimme See Ya!

Gimme Geno!

Gimme Cookies!

Of course, we will get you that Mario

We need to mute that stupid voice

I need to get those dang frog coins to pay off all my credit cards!

There are many secrets in this game!

Many of which drive some peeps insane!

Why we try to cheat in a really good game?

Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame!

Exiting the forest is super simple:

All you do is follow these path turns

For the rest of your gaming life

Gimme Star Egg, Gimme Cookies, Gimme See Ya

Gimme Great Guy's Casino, Gimme everything I need

Wait...wait...WAIT, WHO ARE YOU!?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

My name is Exor, I'm the rappers angel

Travelling Blade with the Axem Rangers

Why should lamers like Mario with his Party go

running with these starless joes

Fix Star Road, I don't think so

Geno Whirl!

I don't blink slow

Let's do this!

Cause every time I try to rhyme a rhyme

I'm hitting my right eye more than nine times ninety nine

Lately's been a boredom and lack of interest

Little cats call us mad and in distress

Italian guy, gotta buy some time to blast right past

Rescue the captive princess next

Koopas and Goombas, them I laugh at

keep on pressing "A" to raise the level of attacks

Don't fight the poverty, know that the Kids that are lonely

can Drop it and play my game to get their bodies to act glad

My name is Croco

Gimme, gimme

Wallet

Gimme

Wallet

Oh Hello!

Gimme, gimme

Man, it's really creepy up here

In the end of the game

Yeah, it is

Gimme

I'm a little low on hit points

Items

Gimme, gimme

O-Okay?

You have any refreshments?

Something rare

Yea, you can take this mushroom

BUT IT'S ROTTEN!!

I am just a princess, please help me!

Let me escape, Booster is scary

I've heard rumours he's taking me to Marrymore

But I don't wanna marry more I wanna marry Mario

Gimme Frog Coins!

Gimme Mario!

Gimme Frog Coins!

Gimme Mallow!

Gimme See Ya!

Gimme Geno!

Gimme my frying pan and parasol

There are many secrets in this game!

Many of which drive some peeps insane!

Why we try to cheat in a really good game?

Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame!

Exiting the forest is super simple:

All you do is follow these path turns

For the rest of your gaming life

🏠Four hundred and eighty-four of these words are in Homestuck!🏠

(I used the transcript on the pinned comment under the YouTube video, I fixed a couple of spelling errors but other than that it's unchanged.)

[legobiwan]

I'm actually really excited about some of the side characters in this opening...

~~~~~~~~~~~~

A lone cough emanates from beneath a flickering torch, flames dancing, arabesque-like, in the cool, damp draft.

“Kevin!” a voice hisses.

The Goomba sentry grimaces, darting his eyes to either side. There’s no answer, no barked reprimand or the sharp, metallic knock of a pike staff slammed against cold stone. Just like he thought. It wasn’t like Johnson was going to come down here and check on them in the middle of the night. Johnson was a lazy slice of fungus. Everyone knew that. Breathing through his fangs, the Goomba gives another harsh whisper.

“Kevin!”

“What?” another voice bites from a shadowy corner, annoyance feathering the husky word.

About damn time.

[mitspeiler]

Disastrous interview between Skurret and Goonivere

I ain't doing more skurret shit unless it's hilarious. fortunately this has potential

😇- What's their best trait?

Skurret: she may be ugly and creepy and smell bad and corrosive to the touch and be the worst person on earth, but she is a woman, which automatically makes her better than most men who aren't goombas and meechis such as myself. However I want her to stop standing outside my apartment at night

Goonivere: aside from his beautiful soul, his hair. it is crispy and delicious like kale chips

👿- What's their worst trait?

Skurret: she won't leave me alone and she drools

Goonivere: I think sometimes he's blind to things that are obvious. Like that I am his one and only true love.

⚖️- Are they a good person?

Skurret: Hell no she's a freak

Goonivere: we will be together in hell

👁️- Do you really know them?

Skurret: I know she's a crazy bitch

Goonivere: sure I do! I have a comprehensive timeline of his life. Skurret was born on a cold February morning...

👥- What are they to you?

Skurret: some crazy stalker man I dunno

Goonivere: my soulmate

❤️- What are you to them?

Skurret: her innocent sexual harassment victim who has done no wrong!

Goonivere: his soulmate

🐺- What animal do they most remind you of?

Skurret: she's like one of them slime molds cause you can't get rid of her

Goonivere: Skurret is like a majestic flounder, but unlike a fish he will not be the one that got away~!

😘- Are they your type?

Skurret: -he makes exaggerated noises for several minutes until he overdoes it and starts choking for real-

Goonivere: are you fucking serious?

😨- What's their greatest fear?

Skurret: she's afraid of being without me. which is fair cause I'm so sigma

Goonivere: I think he's scared of commitment

🧠- What's your best memory with them? Worst?

Skurret: my best memory is the minute before the first time I ever met her, because it was the last time I was truly safe. My worst memory is the time she got in through the shower drain...

Goonivere: my best memory is the day I first saw him three years ago. My worst memory is when I introduced myself two months ago and he acted like we'd never met before

👣- How long have you known each other?

Skurret: idk a few months? It feels like eternity

Goonivere: he was always mine to have, and I was always his, I have loved him in and out of time

🫂- How has your relationship changed recently?

Skurret: Somehow I feel like we've gotten closer. I don't know why

Goonivere: I've been living in his ceiling for a few weeks now

🫡- Are they a good leader?

Skurret: she strikes me as a lone wolf kinda person. Which is great because being gang-stalked sounds even worse than regular stalking

Goonivere: lmao no

[millennium-rings-spirit-archived]

I'm a lonely Goomba stuck between two pipes.

Ryou blinked, tilting his head.

[fuckmatpat]

Lonely goomba is really good, I'm glad someone suggested him

I’ll be sure to give a watch to This Goomb when i got the time then! :]

[asagikurosugi]

I'm the Lonely Goomba, stuck between two pipes. Well, I guess I'll keep on gaming for the rest of my life.

CHOMP.

[actually-ridley]

We live in the same universe, Bowser. Just not the same planet.

Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom are on the same planet. It's how Link found Goombas and Chain Chomps on that island that one time.

Also, Samus is missing.

I'm so lonely

Now Bowser, I know you're very attached to the idea of taking over the Mushroom Kingdom, but what about trying to take over some other place just to mix things up? Maybe Hyrule, or Corneria, or Dream Land. Sure, all of those places have their OWN heroes, but I'm sure they couldn't be THAT much worse than Mario.

Hyrule: Doesn’t sounds like a bad idea honestly. It’d be nice to put that cranky old bastard Ganondorf in his place. Besides, I’m not really “evil” so the Master Sword can’t hurt me.

Corneria: That’s in the universe Wolf is from, right? I’ve seen Fox in the air, Arwings sound like they’d be annoying to try and swat. Not impossible, just extremely annoying like a fly.

Dreamland: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!? No way am I risking getting on Kirbys bad side. He’s got a 50/50 record of his adventures ending with him befriending a tragic soul or beating the crap out of universe destroyers.

I’d like to visit the universe Samus and Ridley are from actually. From what I’ve heard from them, their “Galactic Federation” is doing a shit job of running the place. Maybe I should take a go at doing it.