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can i bite u. say yes

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I swear if it had gone digging again I would have thrown my controller

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I swear if it had gone digging again I would have thrown my controller

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Okay fine I was too cocky

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Samus?

Space Force: Stormy Daniels Omnibus (2024)

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🥺

Everyone is here!! 👾🌟✨

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This is a regular Samus?

SA-X is on the prowl this Fusion Halloween! 💀

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cisgender 4’11 chaser samus

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Oh god not again...

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Pretty funny that everybody on this entire web site is a fucking mammal.

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Burrito Samus! There are clues to their locations in the descriptions

Ah shit i need all the chozos artefacts and i'm missing 8 of them...welp

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If you-a need a new challenge you-a can collect-a all the a-metroids.

I'll a-give you-a all the phazon you-a can eat

I slammed open'a the door, I collected'a 70 stars, I'a climbed Bowser in the Sky, I'a threw him into'a the bombs three times, I'a collected the big star, I'a flew back to the castle, I'a got a kiss on'a the nose from'a the princess, and I'a yelled out "I'A LOVE FAT BITCHES!!!!" as I'a ate that cake! Because'a fat bitches is'a me!

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Space Dragons? 👀👀

The highyl sanitised commercial hellscape that we live in today is great for weirdo freak indie artists like me because everyone puts up with my bullshit for the sheer refresh value. I can come here and be the weirdest pathetic freak possible and everyone's just like "holy shit it's a real person!!" and reads my stories. This is great, I would not survive in an industry where I was expected to actually know how to market anything.

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finally finished this little man after 2 years of art block lol! I lov u leaf dragon my childe