#I'm a fake gamer
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What do you MEAN Thy Creature is a bullet hell???!!? I thought it was a visual novel... I just wanna be Creature...
On the upside this is what the Creature's (playing ? walking ?) sprite looks like, why is he so little and squishy looking
#I'm totally still gonna buy and play the game#but i just wanted a fun easy creacher experience...#not actual hard gaming bullshit#I'm a fake gamer#frankenstein#mary shelleys frankenstein#frankenstein or the modern prometheus#adam frankenstein#the creature#frankensteins creation#frankensteins creature#gothic lit#thy creature#thy creature game#mazm thy creature#and i think this studio's other games are normal VNs or RPGs too#not fighting games#wtf#the creature sprite looks like somebody's tormented gacha life oc but not necessarily in a bad way#i think it makes him funny
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I have a lifetime goal to play (and beat!) all mainline Zelda games (except the first two, look I was having trouble with A Link to the Past already, I had JUST played A Link Between Worlds and by comparison ALttP is a major let down. I understand it's a great one for randomizers but I don't know it well enough to randomize it)
But boy am I slogging through Link's Awakening (DX version from Gameboy Colour on 3DS). I keep getting fuckin lost and backtracking a gazillion times and making the wrong assumptions about interactions. .. And that would be fine except it's the favourite Zelda of my shitty ex so I feel like I'm holding my nose the whole time while playing it.
If I can forget about my ex and not get lost, it is fun though. It's just. You know. Biased against it.
#I'm VERY hype for oracles of ages and seasons#I sure do appreciate many QOL upgrades of modern games#Fake gamer girl
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Cookie clicker will have you saying shit like "oh it's only 3~4 hours of pressing seven buttons in a specific sequence as fast as possible over and over that's not even bad."
#it really isn't even that bad#guess the achievement btw#you don't think I'm a fake gamer for playing idle games right? I'm still cool and hardcore? you still like me right?
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scenes like this and t.suruno's general hate boner for h.anawa are made 10x funnier by the fact that I have a crush on both of them
#boys boys settle down ash will kiss you both#ash rambles 馃挌#party hardy 馃挵#the real thing about you 馃暥#just. very different ashs! one of them has an s/i who is an assassin who faked her death and got plastic surgery to change her face and took#up the name ash and now works for a shady organization killing whoever she's ordered to and is a character haunted by the past#and the weight of her actions and how her husband in her old life died in her arms and now she's afraid of loving again and-#and then t.suruno has a cute civilian ash who is just some regular ass woman who loves playing with their daughter#and has literally nothing to do with the y.akuza other than marrying one#quite the contrast!#anyways#they're both getting kisses!#muah! h.anawa you really do talk too much but i love it! muah!#muah! t.suruno you're so mean but it's pretty cute! muah!#okay time for me to go sleepy sleeps#I'm sleepy#i need to stop stayinf up so late.. eyes hurt... fuck do i need new glasses?!#ugh i probably need new glasses-#anyways. ash vs older men with sunglasses (it's a losing battle)#both of them have the fucking prettiest eyes ever though#the scene where t.suruno gets kicked so hard his glasses fly off.. gamers i think he keeps those shades on to nerf himself. he's too pretty.#h.anawa never takes his shades off (the game implies all the agents wear shades. my s/i included!) but the fandom is a lovely thing#and him without the glasses is soooo handsome and dreamy!#assuming he really was [REDACTED] from y.akuza 5... wow they really cooked with his new face no? he's so hot now LMAAAOO#okay yeah I'm seriously getting sleepy now#gn gamers!#kissing those y.akuza men!!!!!! what i do best!!!!!#goodnight!#wait. no. one of my favorite d.ay6 songs came on... okay I'll sleep in a few minutes.... goodnight! but 121U by d.ay6 needs me....
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mega man 8 they could never make me hate you!!!!!!
#finally beat the fake gamer allegations and finished the game so i have the right to aggressively glaze it now#like shit man yes it's a flawed game but my god it was a genuine attempt to evolve the classic mega man formula!!!!#genuinely believe that if we got a mega man 9 on the playstation in like '99 [because lmao] it could've been the coolest shit on earth#[yes i know mega man and bass is literally internally mega man 8.5 but it's got problems of its own lol]#keep the gorgeous pixel art style and creativity in stage gimmicks and the playstyle customisation options via bolts#and the genuine heartfelt attempt to tell a story even if it's simple and the quality of life features like being able to fucking save#and refine or replace the bits that didn't work like the sluggish jump response and wonky dub voice acting and jump jump slide slide#you know me i'm a sonic adventure 2 fan i love me some scuffed controls and charmingly bad english dubs but it's not for everyone#but instead we got fucking nothing for a decade and then they just nostalgia baited instead of actually trying to evolve the series#no shade to mega man 9 i'm about to play it and i bet i'll have fun but oh my GOD we have 11 games and eight of them look the fucking same#i don't care that the nes mega man spriting style is objectively extremely good and has stood the test of time i want something new!!!!#man. last time i had a big ol yap about a mega man game in the tags of a one sentence post was like 3-4 years ago. it's good to be back
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ALSO while i'm on the subject something my husband has pointed out regularly is that the thing about wyll's story is that it's very deeply intertwined with actual dnd lore, particularly with the city of baldur's gate itself. The source books will have little blurbs about ansur, duke ravengard is very important in general, etc. The PROBLEM with that is that
1. they rely on you already knowing and being invested in the lore of baldur's gate
2. they kind of wrote themselves into a wall relying so heavily on the lore, especially because larian's original contacts at wizards of the coast are all gone. And wotc are a BITCH so god help larian if they fuck any of that lore up.
Realistically, it would've probably been better for them to focus more on things with mizora and wyll as a more complicated person, rather than try and make everything about the city. He definitely has a lot more going for him if you actually bring him along with you regularly, florrick is kind of a tether to his old life and it's interesting seeing their interactions.
All that being said though, larian i'm in your walls
#bg3#bg3 wyll#wyll ravengard#that's my emotional support man with daddy issues#this is brought to you by quest eating drinking breathing dungeons and dragons for the last like 6 years#also i'm always afraid of bringing up his takes bc what if people think i'm a Fake Gamer Girl
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BEAT BALTEUS BAYBEEEEE
#i'm a fake gamer girl so this is huge for me#thank you emma for being there to witness it and cheer me on :3#love youuu <3
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Me watching my 12th Elden Ring lore deep dive video and wishing I could play:
#i don't have a gaming pc#i am a fake gamer girl :(#*shakes my switch halfheartedly* can i get uhhhh a switch port ; _;#i dont have a ps5 im not giving soyny money fuck soyny for censoring anime tiddy#and uhhh xbox has never been my thing not enough anime geimu#bro i wanna play elden ring so bad i watched my ex play back when it first released and it is no longer Tainted#so now I'm like#wahh i wanna playyyy#i'm in such a big fantasy mood lately idk why
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so many games announced..
#i'm a fake gamer i never watch the awards i just stumble upon the release trailer gifs here#but there's a couple games that looked really cool.. looking forward to that#also some DIDN'T have realistic graphics so i'm extra excited for those. i continue to be a realism hater
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My worst quality is that I call myself a retro video game enjoyer but I don't really care about Atari :/
#I'm a fake gamer what can I say#but then I hear someone call NES games 'old shit' and I go into rage mode#make of that what you will idk#anyways back to job hunting
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Took me like. Several months? But i think i can record the Ill Miser cover now lmao
#yknow AS SOON AS i wrote ill miser i was cured of my sickness lmao#so i started learning how to just SOUND sick for the recording. also i learned how to fake a sneeze#but then i subsequently. forgot 馃拃#BUT I'M SICK AGAIN!!!!! WAHOO!!!!!#except not really. not fun gamers. but at least i can be extra about singing a snow miser parody
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Wow this old CRPG sounds neat. It's not very expensive after all. And this time I definitely won't immediately struggle with the UI, get bored with the pacing, and wonder why everyone talks about how clever the writing supposedly is. I'm sure I will have the same experience as I would have if I'd played the game at 12 when it was new and groundbreaking and I had much more energy and free time.
- my dumb ass every single fucking time
#crpg#I swear I'm trying#fake gamer girl#whichever game you think I'm talking about youre probably right#I'm not saying the games are bad i just can't play them
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what video game should i play next
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I hopped onto a mortal kombat stream bc I was on YouTube for once and wow it only took like 30 seconds to reach some bad writing in the cutscene
#'that's fake news' what the fuck is that doing in a mortal kombat cutscene 馃槶 shut up#whatever I'm not a gamer anyways I just saw that cr1tikal was streaming and wanted to watch
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I actually forgot to ask some things
Do you read fanfictions (on AO3, FFN.Net, etc)? If so, what fanfic do you like/recommend?
Since you wrote on your DeviantArt bio that you like Touhou, have you ever considered playing the fangames (Megamari, UdongeinX, Shanghai.EXE)? And maybe have the characters from the original games meet the characters from the fangames (MegaMari! Marisa meeting Rock, UdongeinX! Reisen meeting X and Zero, Shanghai.EXE! Alice & Shanghai meeting Hub & Lan)?
How do you feel about the Four Guardians and MMZ! Zero having child bodies and adult voices? 馃槀
Oh yeah no worries! I can't say that I follow any specific series of fan fictions, I just lurk around wherever I am and read/look at whatever I like. I haven't really checked out AO3 in a long-long time, but I skimmed that place very lightly and wasn't looking for anything in particular.
That said, I don't really divulge in playing fangames myself. Not that I have anything against them-- like not at all, people put a lot of work into those! But I hardly even have time to play other games I pay for because I wanna balance between that, drawing, and my studies.
And as much as I love crossovers, I'll decide myself when I feel like drawing something together. I happen to like a lot of things, not just Mega Man. So the combinations in my head are more than I put on paper at a time.
As for that last one, it doesn't really matter to me, again please feel free to imagine things as you like.
#also it would be important to note I am what people call a Fake Touhou Fan#I've never played any games because I'm a crummy gamer but I love how cute these gensokyo gals are#overall I'm sure you conclude from this that I am a very boring person outside of my doodling#but I feel like I already have so much to do so I prefer to enjoy things as I like ^^;#Asks#Ask Mew#m1lk-n-cook1es
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Oooooohhhh Does Keiran exist? Is he Hawkes? Does ANDERS KNOW ABOUT KEIRAN???
Imagining this timeline with Hawke going to Skyhold in Inquisition and meeting Keiran and he's like
"Ah"
KEIRAN DEFINITELY EXISTS AND HE IS DEFINITELY HAWKE'S and Anders. hhhhh hoo boy it's complicated, and made the more complicated by the fact that I haven't played witch hunt and don't know how that shakes out
but what i THINK is happening is like. again i only like vaaaguely know what witch hunt is from fandom osmosis, idk how the timeline shakes out but. sometime after awakening, when Anders and Hawke have kiiiiiinda started to be a thing ...
Hawke leaves. to go after Morrigan. at this point he's only kind of explained who Morrigan is, and only now does he really tell Anders about her. and the kid he maybe hypothetically had with her, he's not sure because she left and no that didn't break his heart at all, why do you ask?
I'm not sure how in character this would end up being, but for plot sake I think Hawke doesn't follow her through the Eluvian. i don't really know how much I wanna commit to that but I do kinda want hawke in kirkwall for da2 so like. eh so he's returning to Vigil's Keep after all that, old wounds scratched open (and probably some new ones to boot?), and finds that --
Anders is gone. and so is Justice. and there are Templars in the Wardens - Templars that Hawke fought to keep out, but whoever the interim commander was while he was gone undid all that.
so anyway to answer your question. No, Anders doesn't really know about Keiran. that'll be a fun conversation when it eventually comes out
and oh my god there are So many emotions with Hawke meeting Keiran in Skyhold hold on. gimme a minute. i
#warden hawke au#hhhhhhhhhhh#secretly i also haven't played enough of inquisition to know the role morrigan plays there#FJDSKL I'M SORRY I'M A FAKE FAN#i'm working on it oky!!!#i'm not a big gamer hhh#asks#this has been a post#anon
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