#I'm a fake gamer
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What do you MEAN Thy Creature is a bullet hell???!!? I thought it was a visual novel... I just wanna be Creature...
On the upside this is what the Creature's (playing ? walking ?) sprite looks like, why is he so little and squishy looking
#I'm totally still gonna buy and play the game#but i just wanted a fun easy creacher experience...#not actual hard gaming bullshit#I'm a fake gamer#frankenstein#mary shelleys frankenstein#frankenstein or the modern prometheus#adam frankenstein#the creature#frankensteins creation#frankensteins creature#gothic lit#thy creature#thy creature game#mazm thy creature#and i think this studio's other games are normal VNs or RPGs too#not fighting games#wtf#the creature sprite looks like somebody's tormented gacha life oc but not necessarily in a bad way#i think it makes him funny
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ALSO while i'm on the subject something my husband has pointed out regularly is that the thing about wyll's story is that it's very deeply intertwined with actual dnd lore, particularly with the city of baldur's gate itself. The source books will have little blurbs about ansur, duke ravengard is very important in general, etc. The PROBLEM with that is that
1. they rely on you already knowing and being invested in the lore of baldur's gate
2. they kind of wrote themselves into a wall relying so heavily on the lore, especially because larian's original contacts at wizards of the coast are all gone. And wotc are a BITCH so god help larian if they fuck any of that lore up.
Realistically, it would've probably been better for them to focus more on things with mizora and wyll as a more complicated person, rather than try and make everything about the city. He definitely has a lot more going for him if you actually bring him along with you regularly, florrick is kind of a tether to his old life and it's interesting seeing their interactions.
All that being said though, larian i'm in your walls
#bg3#bg3 wyll#wyll ravengard#that's my emotional support man with daddy issues#this is brought to you by quest eating drinking breathing dungeons and dragons for the last like 6 years#also i'm always afraid of bringing up his takes bc what if people think i'm a Fake Gamer Girl
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BEAT BALTEUS BAYBEEEEE
#i'm a fake gamer girl so this is huge for me#thank you emma for being there to witness it and cheer me on :3#love youuu <3
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Me watching my 12th Elden Ring lore deep dive video and wishing I could play:
#i don't have a gaming pc#i am a fake gamer girl :(#*shakes my switch halfheartedly* can i get uhhhh a switch port ; _;#i dont have a ps5 im not giving soyny money fuck soyny for censoring anime tiddy#and uhhh xbox has never been my thing not enough anime geimu#bro i wanna play elden ring so bad i watched my ex play back when it first released and it is no longer Tainted#so now I'm like#wahh i wanna playyyy#i'm in such a big fantasy mood lately idk why
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so many games announced..
#i'm a fake gamer i never watch the awards i just stumble upon the release trailer gifs here#but there's a couple games that looked really cool.. looking forward to that#also some DIDN'T have realistic graphics so i'm extra excited for those. i continue to be a realism hater
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My worst quality is that I call myself a retro video game enjoyer but I don't really care about Atari :/
#I'm a fake gamer what can I say#but then I hear someone call NES games 'old shit' and I go into rage mode#make of that what you will idk#anyways back to job hunting
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Took me like. Several months? But i think i can record the Ill Miser cover now lmao
#yknow AS SOON AS i wrote ill miser i was cured of my sickness lmao#so i started learning how to just SOUND sick for the recording. also i learned how to fake a sneeze#but then i subsequently. forgot 💀#BUT I'M SICK AGAIN!!!!! WAHOO!!!!!#except not really. not fun gamers. but at least i can be extra about singing a snow miser parody
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Actually, in canon, Mario and Luigi are not from New York. (Mario and Luigi were pictured as babies in the Mushroom Kingdom for a whole spinoff game at one point.) In fact, our world doesn't exist there. What you're probably thinking of is the Super Mario Super Show from the 90s, which is not canon, but is where the movie is clearly drawing some inspiration from.
OEFIHNALKDNJKHSIKEJS I am a dumb You're totally right. I never even WATCHED that show and yet I got that so confused!
I can't believe I totally forgot that. Yoshi's Island is literally one of my favorite games of all time.
Certified hack fraud moment. 😔
#anon#ask#text#ramble#based anon correcting me for being a fake gamer girl???#I'm so mad not so much for being incorrect but because I can't believe I forgot about Yoshi's Island#the game I literally consider one of the most perfect games ever made#my twelve year old self to me now: HOW COULD YOU?#Zoomer Sonic
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Wow this old CRPG sounds neat. It's not very expensive after all. And this time I definitely won't immediately struggle with the UI, get bored with the pacing, and wonder why everyone talks about how clever the writing supposedly is. I'm sure I will have the same experience as I would have if I'd played the game at 12 when it was new and groundbreaking and I had much more energy and free time.
- my dumb ass every single fucking time
#crpg#I swear I'm trying#fake gamer girl#whichever game you think I'm talking about youre probably right#I'm not saying the games are bad i just can't play them
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Fandom terms escaping containment and being used by Facebook users who weren't the right age/stage of development to get the "shitting on teen girls isn't cool" memo and think liking marvel movies makes them a geek/nerd is a plague
#mary sue#I'm talking about mary sue#a guy literally tried to tell me the definition and said he'd back it up with a screebshot#did not actually follow through with the screenshot and used a definition that doesnt even fit the non-fanfic version#like bro i wrote my fucking dissertation on star trek and pop culture perception shifting#i read A Trekkies Tale when you were still complaining about 'fake gamer girls' and pretending metal was a niche music genre#the comments on that post are full of people who have no earthly idea what a mary sue actually is complaining about mary sues#and the post is literally a tumblr screenshot where the OP is explicitly talking about fanfiction authors
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what video game should i play next
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I hopped onto a mortal kombat stream bc I was on YouTube for once and wow it only took like 30 seconds to reach some bad writing in the cutscene
#'that's fake news' what the fuck is that doing in a mortal kombat cutscene 😭 shut up#whatever I'm not a gamer anyways I just saw that cr1tikal was streaming and wanted to watch
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I actually forgot to ask some things
Do you read fanfictions (on AO3, FFN.Net, etc)? If so, what fanfic do you like/recommend?
Since you wrote on your DeviantArt bio that you like Touhou, have you ever considered playing the fangames (Megamari, UdongeinX, Shanghai.EXE)? And maybe have the characters from the original games meet the characters from the fangames (MegaMari! Marisa meeting Rock, UdongeinX! Reisen meeting X and Zero, Shanghai.EXE! Alice & Shanghai meeting Hub & Lan)?
How do you feel about the Four Guardians and MMZ! Zero having child bodies and adult voices? 😂
Oh yeah no worries! I can't say that I follow any specific series of fan fictions, I just lurk around wherever I am and read/look at whatever I like. I haven't really checked out AO3 in a long-long time, but I skimmed that place very lightly and wasn't looking for anything in particular.
That said, I don't really divulge in playing fangames myself. Not that I have anything against them-- like not at all, people put a lot of work into those! But I hardly even have time to play other games I pay for because I wanna balance between that, drawing, and my studies.
And as much as I love crossovers, I'll decide myself when I feel like drawing something together. I happen to like a lot of things, not just Mega Man. So the combinations in my head are more than I put on paper at a time.
As for that last one, it doesn't really matter to me, again please feel free to imagine things as you like.
#also it would be important to note I am what people call a Fake Touhou Fan#I've never played any games because I'm a crummy gamer but I love how cute these gensokyo gals are#overall I'm sure you conclude from this that I am a very boring person outside of my doodling#but I feel like I already have so much to do so I prefer to enjoy things as I like ^^;#Asks#Ask Mew#m1lk-n-cook1es
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Oooooohhhh Does Keiran exist? Is he Hawkes? Does ANDERS KNOW ABOUT KEIRAN???
Imagining this timeline with Hawke going to Skyhold in Inquisition and meeting Keiran and he's like
"Ah"
KEIRAN DEFINITELY EXISTS AND HE IS DEFINITELY HAWKE'S and Anders. hhhhh hoo boy it's complicated, and made the more complicated by the fact that I haven't played witch hunt and don't know how that shakes out
but what i THINK is happening is like. again i only like vaaaguely know what witch hunt is from fandom osmosis, idk how the timeline shakes out but. sometime after awakening, when Anders and Hawke have kiiiiiinda started to be a thing ...
Hawke leaves. to go after Morrigan. at this point he's only kind of explained who Morrigan is, and only now does he really tell Anders about her. and the kid he maybe hypothetically had with her, he's not sure because she left and no that didn't break his heart at all, why do you ask?
I'm not sure how in character this would end up being, but for plot sake I think Hawke doesn't follow her through the Eluvian. i don't really know how much I wanna commit to that but I do kinda want hawke in kirkwall for da2 so like. eh so he's returning to Vigil's Keep after all that, old wounds scratched open (and probably some new ones to boot?), and finds that --
Anders is gone. and so is Justice. and there are Templars in the Wardens - Templars that Hawke fought to keep out, but whoever the interim commander was while he was gone undid all that.
so anyway to answer your question. No, Anders doesn't really know about Keiran. that'll be a fun conversation when it eventually comes out
and oh my god there are So many emotions with Hawke meeting Keiran in Skyhold hold on. gimme a minute. i
#warden hawke au#hhhhhhhhhhh#secretly i also haven't played enough of inquisition to know the role morrigan plays there#FJDSKL I'M SORRY I'M A FAKE FAN#i'm working on it oky!!!#i'm not a big gamer hhh#asks#this has been a post#anon
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Tell me not to do it.
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N25 KAITO REAL???
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