Donna: “I’ve had a go at being a fairytale princess, and I’ll tell you what I’ve learned–”
The Doctor: “No happily ever afters?”
Donna: “Precisely. Except with you.”
The Tenth Doctor Adventures - Death and The Queen
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Stephanie: "Did you get it?"
Tim, scoffing: "Of course I did. *unwraps the vase from bubble wrap* It's the exact same, one of the three original vases made."
Stephanie: "Wait. The old one had a nick, right there on the shoulder. *uses a Batarang to recreate it* There."
Tim, setting it down carefully and smiling: "Perfect. I think we just got away with it."
Jason, reading on the couch: "He'll know."
Stephanie: "How? You'd have to--"
Alfred: "Is there anything you guys want for dinner?"
Tim and Stephanie, immediately: "No."
Alfred, frowning slightly: "Very well." He walked over, both Tim and Stephanie trying to play it cool as the butler adjusted the vase on the table.
Jason looked up from his book.
Alfred: "I'll remind you again, Master Timothy that skateboards are not permitted inside the house."
Jason cackled at the expression that Tim and Stephanie made.
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Bruce: "How did you know? Technically speaking, it's the same vase."
Alfred: "I have a contact at the auction house where you bought the second one years ago."
Bruce, clearing his throat: "Yeah, Jason accidentally kicked a ball into it."
Alfred, raising an eyebrow: "He threw a Batarang at it because you wanted to make him more comfortable."
Bruce:
Alfred: "I do wish you'd all stop adding that nick back."
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Andrew: You’re kind of a red flag, Neil.
Neil: I am not a red flag. I told you what’s wrong with me, so that makes me a caution sign at best.
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Well this is a fanart that I had saved for a while
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I am willing to bet my entire life savings that Dazai has licked Chuuya's face at least once. Because he is a disgusting little gremlin with an obnoxious crush and because it would have pissed Chuuya off to high heaven.
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Linked Universe incorrect quotes:
Time: Warriors always accuses me of having a favorite but that’s not true.
Time: I love Twilight and all the not-Twilight's equally.
Wild: My gender is in a constant state of flux.
Wild, bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.
Legend: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Sky: You're violent.
Four: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
Sky: I'm very disappointed in you, Wind.
Four: C'mon, don't get mad at Wind!
Sky: Four, stop telling Wind it's okay for them to punch you! They need to learn not to punch people!
Four: But I'm not a person!
Wind: Which is why I punched them!
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"prev" is the person u reblogged this post from
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