#I'll brb

[heartbreak-sandwich]

SORRY ONE SEC I'M FLATLINING SOMOENE HAS ME ALL FUCKED SIDEWAYS WITH THE ANONS IN THE BEST WAY I GOTTA GO SCREAM IN THE STREET BEOFRE I ANSWER THIS JUST HANG TIGHT GUYS I'LL BE RIGHT BACK HOLY FUCK SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WOW

[tfemdwt]

me: okay i think im finally ready to be active on main for awhile :3

my tummy, immediately deciding to hurt: are u sure abt that

[doodlboy]

Explaining vaccines to my antivaxx parent like they're 2 years old brb in a century

[songmingisthighs]

dear user @jasontoddsmommymilkers i laugh whenever you pop into my notifs

[beamtori]

the little brat inside of me also needs to see this man angry in a way no one did cause—

I SAW THE WORD BRAT IN MY INBOX AND RAN SKFNDKVNKDNFKFNF

CHIP. I DONT THINK U WANNA SEE THIS MAN ANGRY.......... it'd be so hot but ur ass might be bruised after he's done w u—

[niinnyu]

I have thoughts pls bear with me while I turn them into understandable words.

[ode2rin]

your delicate sae drabble is now a trend in tiktok lmao i saw 3 tiktoks and immediately thought of the drabble you made (it's my favorite) it's not entirely the same but the "do the girls back home touch you like i do" question is trending

REALLY? hmm i haven't seen one bec my fyp is pretty questionable 😔 but i'll come back to this ! glad you liked the delicate drabble, i'm never writing him again/j 🥰

[livetogether--diealone]

he's very scary (he's eating his dad's hair)

[shipskicksandgiggles]

haha what if I just fucked around and changed my username,,,, unless,,,,

[pedroisghosties]

Look how far you've gotten 🥹

[squidsponge]

We finally have the counterpart to Obi-wans soft Cody eyes and it only took finally having Cody's bucket off after seven seasons while thinking about him.

[prapais]

༄ paisky + kisses (special episode ver.)

[shima-draws]

Best Sanlu trope is Luffy openly and enthusiastically declaring his affections for Sanji literally all the time but Sanji just. Doesn't get it. Either due to his own insecurities or the fact that he thinks Luffy's just being overly affectionate he brushes it off and when the rest of the crew are like hey. Can you stop ignoring Luffy's confession you're being really inconsiderate and we can tell he's upset and Sanji's like what? Huh?? What are you talking about?? And then Nami grabs him by the shoulders and she's like Sanji-kun. Look at me. What does Luffy tell you every morning when he sees you and Sanji goes "'Sanji I'm hungry make me breakfast'?" and Nami's like NO AFTER that and Sanji's like "Well then he usually says 'Sanji's the best I love Sanji the most!' And that's normally when I roll my eyes and go 'yeah yeah I know' but that's...just..." and Nami fucking STARES at him and he's like oh. Oh my god. Oh my FUCKING god he was SERIOUS?? THE ENTIRE TIME??? And the entire crew facepalms bc how fucking DENSE is this guy. PLEASE

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

[At the Feast of the Winter Star]

Harvey: I'm just glad we didn't have any medical emergencies this year!

Me, thinking back to the 173 times I woke up in a hospital bed after emergency surgery post- getting knocked out in the mines: uh...huh 🤨

[cinamun]

Comfortable & relaxed | Next

[luffylaws]

i've said it before and i'll say it again: yiling laozu hot